TMI thread. Discussion of sensitive ADULT issues/triggers. Enter with awareness!

[daniellaaarisen]

With the exception of the cum thing (sorry, I just think it's gross), that's pretty much what I said, only more general. I am pretty vanilla, tho.

Ass-licking is not vanilla. Embrace the dark side.... but I'm amazed that cum grosses you out!

[louielouie2000]

Boy, I lost my butt virginity two years ago. Where have you been?

Little known facts about Dani! :laugh:

I've always found it interesting when women say they enjoy anal sex. Men get pleasure from receiving it because it massages their prostate glans... it's kinda the equivalent of the male g-spot.

Speaking of women and anal sex, fun story time! Several years back, my friend David got me an interview for a banking job. David knew the woman who would be interviewing me, she was a department head and a REAL hard @ss. So to help disarm me for my interview, my friend enlightened me that he'd been out for drinks with the supervisor recently and she admitted her LOVE for anal sex. Naturally, during my interview that was all I could picture :laugh:. It actually ended up working in my favor, though. She tried to totally intimidate and grill me during my job interview, and I just wasn't having any of it because I knew she liked to get rammed in the rear :laugh:. I was totally at ease during the entire interview because of that, and ended up getting the job because I held my own so well! :D

[markolas]

Ass-licking is not vanilla. Embrace the dark side.... but I'm amazed that cum grosses you out!

Rimming has always seemed like the most natural thing in the world to me. I was kind of astonished when I found out how many gay guys refuse to do it. I mean, isn't that what everyone automatically wants to do when they see a hot ass? Eating ass is as essential to the sexual experience as kissing, to me - I don't consider it kinky in the slightest.

Watching a guy cum is like watching a guy throw up, to me. I can deal with my own, but not anyone else's. Let's just clean it up as quickly as we can and move on. :lol"

I hate cum shots in porn - I always stop the clip/film/whatev before it gets to that part.

I have also wondered what the appeal of anal sex is for girls, since you don't have a prostate.

[BTFLCHLD]

so when a doctor sticks his finger up an ass to check the prostate, that feels real good then?

[markolas]

so when a doctor sticks his finger up an ass to check the prostate, that feels real good then?

If he hits it just right, some guys even ejaculate.

[Dodfather]

I wouldn't like roleplaying as a member of the Beatles or having a carrot stuck up my bum

Anything else sounds A-OK though

Bahahaha!! Good answer!

For me, I'm with everyone else on this thread with the no violence, blood etc. Although as I've said before, a slap on the ass is fun when things are going well and it's just right there in front of you!!

I've been tied up and it was hot as ****!! All about setting limits though.

[louielouie2000]

Rimming has always seemed like the most natural thing in the world to me. I was kind of astonished when I found out how many gay guys refuse to do it. I mean, isn't that what everyone automatically wants to do when they see a hot ass? Eating ass is as essential to the sexual experience as kissing, to me - I don't consider it kinky in the slightest.

I think rimming is pretty revolting to be honest. I just don't like putting my mouth and tongue where poo comes out. I don't like it being done to me to an even further degree. I've probably actually weeded out potential boyfriends in the past because they were big into rimming. It's just not m'thang. :eek:

Watching a guy cum is like watching a guy throw up, to me. I can deal with my own, but not anyone else's. Let's just clean it up as quickly as we can and move on. :lol:

You probably are the only gay man I've ever heard say that! Most gay guys looooooove watching guys ejaculate :laugh:. I can understand not liking swallowing, though. There's nothing worse than having jizz stuck to the back of your throat. It never wants to go away once it's there.

[markolas]

I think rimming is pretty revolting to be honest. I just don't like putting my mouth and tongue where poo comes out. I don't like it being done to me to an even further degree. I've probably actually weeded out potential boyfriends in the past because they were big into rimming. It's just not m'thang. :eek:

Oh, posh. As long as you're clean, it's perfectly fine. I could never date a guy who wouldn't let me eat his ass. Absolute dealbreaker. Right up there with voting Republican. :nod:


You probably are the only gay man I've ever heard say that! Most gay guys looooooove watching guys ejaculate :laugh:.

It seems like I've met one other gay guy who didn't like it either, but I can't think of who it is. :laugh:

[mylittledemon]

If he hits it just right, some guys even ejaculate.

Happened to me! God it was embarrassing. I was limp as a f*ckin noodle, too. :distress:

[HejiraNYC]

I didn't realize you'd gone down the anal road!




The Hershey Highway, if you will. Couldn't resist! :p

[HejiraNYC]

Happened to me! God it was embarrassing. I was limp as a f*ckin noodle, too. :distress:

If there is a TMI Thread Medal of Honor, I think you have just won it.

[markolas]

I've never had a prostate exam. I'm assuming I'm still a little too young (31).

[HejiraNYC]

I've never had a prostate exam. I'm assuming I'm still a little too young (31).

Not at all! I first encountered Dr. Finger when I was 23. However, it isn't until you hit 50 that it should become part of your annual physical.

[fringed n fab]

This threads crackin me up today. Brandon and Markolas take the cake with todays posts. I fell out of my chair. :laugh:

[markolas]

This threads crackin me up today. Brandon and Markolas take the cake with todays posts. I fell out of my chair. :laugh:

Just Mark is fine. :)

[LittleCharmer]

Seems I'm alone in my desire for quasi-violent, occasionally bloody, bitemarks-and-bruising sex.

I'll just get my coat.. :rolleyes:

Not menstrual blood, I hasten to add.

[chiliD]

so when a doctor sticks his finger up an ass to check the prostate, that feels real good then?

Uhh...no.

I guess that's just from my own thing about the anus being an "out" door, not an "in" door.
:confused::eek::shocked:
Hey, I think after 30 years I finally understand what Led Zeppelin meant when they titled their album In Through The Out Door....wow!!! A little "slow", there, chili? :lol:

[fringed n fab]

If you're left bloody and bruised, that's not sex it's abuse to me.

[RickRobert]

Uhh...no.

I guess that's just from my own thing about the anus being an "out" door, not an "in" door.
:confused::eek::shocked:
Hey, I think after 30 years I finally understand what Led Zeppelin meant when they titled their album In Through The Out Door....wow!!! A little "slow", there, chili? :lol:

Did you ever hear the Deep Purple tune "Knocking At Your Back Door"? :lol:

[HejiraNYC]

Did you ever hear the Deep Purple tune "Knocking At Your Back Door"? :lol:

I think there should be a thread about benign songs /albums / titles that are subversively really filthy. Just a few that come to mind:

Starland Vocal Band "Afternoon Delight"
Cyndi Lauper "SheBop"
Fleetwood Mac Tusk
Van Halen For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge

[RickRobert]

I think there should be a thread about benign songs /albums / titles that are subversively really filthy. Just a few that come to mind:

Starland Vocal Band "Afternoon Delight"
Cyndi Lauper "SheBop"
Fleetwood Mac Tusk
Van Halen For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge

Custard Pie by Led Zeppelin! It truly is an important life skill to be able to do it without it being obvious :lol: Someone ought to teach David Coverdale how to... "Got a whitesnake mama, you wanna shake it mama, you're a whitesnake mama, don't you let it crawl on you"... really? REALLY? :shrug:

[chiliD]

I think there should be a thread about benign songs /albums / titles that are subversively really filthy.

Just head on over to the "Blues" section...almost EVERY song fits the criteria.


Among the most obvious:

"Let Me Play With Your Poodle" - Tampa Red

"Squeeze my lemon, baby, til the juice runs down my leg..."
-from Robert Johnson's "Traveling Riverside Blues" (yes, yes, I know, Led Zep stole it for "The Lemon Song")

"The Coldest Stuff In Town" - Whistling Bob Howe & Frankie Griggs

"Banana Man Blues" - Memphis Minnie

"Please Warm My Wiener" - Bo Carter

"She put one leg to the east, she put one leg to the west...I'm in the middle, tryin' to do my best" - from "Love Her With A Feeling" - Clarence Carter

[RickRobert]

Don't forget "Rattlesnake Shake" :lol:

[chiliD]

Don't forget "Rattlesnake Shake" :lol:

And, also ZZ Top's "Tubesnake Boogie" :nod:

[RickRobert]

"Turning Japanese" :shocked:

[markolas]

Just head on over to the "Blues" section...almost EVERY song fits the criteria.

For truth.

A few of my favorites:

- Keep on Churning (Till the Butter Comes) - Wynonie Harris

- What Is it That Tastes Like Gravy? - Tampa Red

- Need a Little Sugar in My Bowl - Bessie Smith

- Shave 'Em Dry - Lucille Bogan
(any song that begins with the lyrics "I got nipples on my titties big as the end of my thumb" is a true classic that everyone ought to hear, IMO)

- Work With Me Annie - Hank Ballard & the Midnighters

- Let Me Bang Your Box - The Toppers

[Dodfather]

"Turning Japanese" :shocked:

Was just about to mention this one - a brilliant example of filth-pop!

Roll With Me Henry - Etta James (I think)

Anything by Steel Panter...

[markolas]

I have a disc called Risque Rhythm. A few of the tracks:

- Big Long Slidin' Thing - Dinah Washington
- It Ain't the Meat - The Swallows
- Silent George - Lucky Millinder
- Rocket 69 - Todd Rhodes
- Mountain Oysters - Eddie "Lockjaw" Davis

[HejiraNYC]

And, also ZZ Top's "Tubesnake Boogie" :nod:

Oh, and ZZ Top's "Pearl Necklace"

[HejiraNYC]

- Let Me Bang Your Box - The Toppers


OMG, the Robin Byrd theme song! :lol: :eek:

And any New Yorker who professes ignorance about Robin Byrd is either lying or they don't have cable television.

[HomerMcvie]

Depends on your settings regarding how many posts you want to view per page. My settings show this thread only has 38 pages :)





You say that, yet you bring up poo and your dislike of poo conversation again and again. Something Freudian trying to slip out? :cool:

I had no idea we could alter how many posts showed up on a page. How do I change that???


Do NOT start up with me. :mad: I know where you live. :lol:

[RockAlot]

Cat Scratch Fever~ Ted Nugent~

I can make a pussy purr with the stroke of my palm!?!? (or comething like that)

Always found it srtange you can have lyrics like these but god forbind you use words like, ***** or f*ck etc. played on the radio!

[HomerMcvie]

Uhh...no.

I guess that's just from my own thing about the anus being an "out" door, not an "in" door.
:confused::eek::shocked:
Hey, I think after 30 years I finally understand what Led Zeppelin meant when they titled their album In Through The Out Door....wow!!! A little "slow", there, chili? :lol:
The Zep title has never occurred to me.
I guess I'm slow, too!

Although I have been known to ask people if they're a member of Led Zep, when they're entering through an exit door. No one, has ever gotten that joke....

[louielouie2000]

I had no idea we could alter how many posts showed up on a page. How do I change that???

Go to the "User CP" tab at the top left hand side of your screen.

Click "Edit Options"

then scroll down to "Number Of Posts To Show Per Page" and chose from the pull down menu how many you want to see.

I personally chose 40 (the maximum)... I get so tripped up having to flip back and forth through so many pages trying to find posts. Especially since I have to keep track of stuff being a moderator.

[daniellaaarisen]

Seems I'm alone in my desire for quasi-violent, occasionally bloody, bitemarks-and-bruising sex.

I'll just get my coat.. :rolleyes:

Not menstrual blood, I hasten to add.

I'll do quasi-violent but if I'm in legitimate "oh my God OW" pain, it's no fun. I like a little pain :)

[HomerMcvie]

I'll do quasi-violent but if I'm in legitimate "oh my God OW" pain, it's no fun. I like a little pain :)

Me too. Especially if I'm buzzing my ass off!;)

[HomerMcvie]

Go to the "User CP" tab at the top left hand side of your screen.

Click "Edit Options"

then scroll down to "Number Of Posts To Show Per Page" and chose from the pull down menu how many you want to see.

I personally chose 40 (the maximum)... I get so tripped up having to flip back and forth through so many pages trying to find posts. Especially since I have to keep track of stuff being a moderator.
Done! Thanks!

[bretonbanquet]

For truth.

A few of my favorites:

- Keep on Churning (Till the Butter Comes) - Wynonie Harris

- What Is it That Tastes Like Gravy? - Tampa Red

- Need a Little Sugar in My Bowl - Bessie Smith

- Shave 'Em Dry - Lucille Bogan
(any song that begins with the lyrics "I got nipples on my titties big as the end of my thumb" is a true classic that everyone ought to hear, IMO)

- Work With Me Annie - Hank Ballard & the Midnighters

- Let Me Bang Your Box - The Toppers

A bluesman well-known for this stuff was Bo Carter. Not all of it was thinly disguised :laugh:

Ram Rod Daddy
Pin in Your Cushion
Banana in Your Fruit Basket
Please Warm My Wiener
Don't Mash My Digger So Deep
My Pencil Won't Write No More

etc etc. :lol:

[chiliD]

A bluesman well-known for this stuff was Bo Carter. Not all of it was thinly disguised :laugh:

Ram Rod Daddy
Pin in Your Cushion
Banana in Your Fruit Basket
Please Warm My Wiener
Don't Mash My Digger So Deep
My Pencil Won't Write No More

etc etc. :lol:

Yeah, I mentioned Bo in my earlier post. :)

[bretonbanquet]

Yeah, I mentioned Bo in my earlier post. :)

Lol sorry, I have to skim through this thread to avoid being traumatised - must have missed your post ;)

[HomerMcvie]

Happened to me! God it was embarrassing. I was limp as a f*ckin noodle, too. :distress:

OMFG. What did you say? Did the doctor say anything?
Did you have a smoke afterward?

[vivfox]

I remember a long time ago some article quoting Stevie as saying she hates being in the recording studio for long periods of time and hates long tours and the writer wondered what she was doing in the music business.

Reminds me of myself somewhat in that I am a Gay man yet I don't like anal sex and I never swallow. In fact, don't even let that sheet touch my skin. Don't want to see it, smell it or touch it. Once it comes out, put it immediately in a tissue and throw that sucker in the trash.

[daniellaaarisen]

I remember a long time ago some article quoting Stevie as saying she hates being in the recording studio for long periods of time and hates long tours and the writer wondered what she was doing in the music business.

Reminds me of myself somewhat in that I am a Gay man yet I don't like anal sex and I never swallow. In fact, don't even let that sheet touch my skin. Don't want to see it, smell it or touch it. Once it comes out, put it immediately in a tissue and throw that sucker in the trash.

How do I like both of those things and you don't yet I'm a straight female? Sounds like the roles should be reversed ;)

[LikeAWillow]

For people who don't swallow, don't you find it to be more of a hassle to need to look around for a place to spit? I'm not in love with the taste, and if I'm giving an early morning blow job and haven't had anything else in my stomach yet, it definitely makes me sick, but swallowing has always seemed like so much less work.

[daniellaaarisen]

For people who don't swallow, don't you find it to be more of a hassle to need to look around for a place to spit? I'm not in love with the taste, and if I'm giving an early morning blow job and haven't had anything else in my stomach yet, it definitely makes me sick, but swallowing has always seemed like so much less work.

Agreed (minus the distaste for it-- I have zero problems with the taste , texture, etc). That could be because I barely ever taste it when I give head because I make sure they shoot in the back of my throat (I know, major TMI)so I can just swallow and be done with it. I'd deal with the taste/texture MORE if I spit.

[LikeAWillow]

Agreed (minus the distaste for it-- I have zero problems with the taste , texture, etc). That could be because I barely ever taste it when I give head because I make sure they shoot in the back of my throat (I know, major TMI)so I can just swallow and be done with it. I'd deal with the taste/texture MORE if I spit.

I actually do the same thing. I put that I don't love the taste, but I really couldn't describe it to you since it's been so long since I've dealt with it :laugh: Going down is actually one of my favorite things in the world, though. So hot. I'd almost rather give than receive.

[bluefox4000]

For people who don't swallow, don't you find it to be more of a hassle to need to look around for a place to spit? I'm not in love with the taste, and if I'm giving an early morning blow job and haven't had anything else in my stomach yet, it definitely makes me sick, but swallowing has always seemed like so much less work.

I kept A tissue or something close by the first time. From then on i would just watch them cum. After that first time did not even want it in my mouth.

Mick

[louielouie2000]

Going down is actually one of my favorite things in the world, though. So hot. I'd almost rather give than receive.

I don't think I've ever heard a woman admit she loves giving oral sex! Most women I've talked to detest it, or at best simply put up with it.

[HejiraNYC]

I don't think I've ever heard a woman admit she loves giving oral sex! Most women I've talked to detest it, or at best simply put up with it.

Or they get paid for it.

[LikeAWillow]

I don't think I've ever heard a woman admit she loves giving oral sex! Most women I've talked to detest it, or at best simply put up with it.

Really? I do honestly enjoy it. It's so intimate, and it has all sorts of dynamics to it that I love (I feel like elaborating would be FAR too much information :laugh: ) I don't like going down on women that much at all, though. With that, it's absolutely putting up with it.

[BTFLCHLD]

just stopping in :wavey:
this thread should be titled NOT FIT FOR PRINT

[HomerMcvie]

Well, the warning label says it all. Why enter, if you don't want to read it????

[BTFLCHLD]

Well, the warning label says it all. Why enter, if you don't want to read it???? oh, I want to read.

[LittleCharmer]

For people who don't swallow, don't you find it to be more of a hassle to need to look around for a place to spit? I'm not in love with the taste, and if I'm giving an early morning blow job and haven't had anything else in my stomach yet, it definitely makes me sick, but swallowing has always seemed like so much less work.

I've always wondered this, and never really 'got' why people would rather spit than swallow. I always have done because I just don't understand where you'd spit it unless you definitely had a tissue to hand. Anything for an easy life :laugh:

Agreed (minus the distaste for it-- I have zero problems with the taste , texture, etc). That could be because I barely ever taste it when I give head because I make sure they shoot in the back of my throat (I know, major TMI)so I can just swallow and be done with it. I'd deal with the taste/texture MORE if I spit.

Agreed on this count, too. I do see why people would be grossed out by it but really, if you're going down there you may as well push the boat out.

This is a bit TMI even for me, but I was in just such a situation the other day with I guy I've just started seeing.. He didn't seem to want to, ahem, complete the deed in my mouth, so I didn't have the option to spit OR swallow. I thought this was a bit strange since he was definitely enjoying it.. Perhaps he was just being gentlemanly, but next time I'll be letting him know that, really, I don't mind! :laugh:

[BTFLCHLD]

Perhaps he was just being gentlemanly, but next time I'll be letting him know that, really, I don't mind! :laugh: maybe he's doing you a favor; if he doesnt want you to eat his spunk, there could be a reason. :shrug: or not. let us know what happens next time.

[LikeAWillow]

This is a bit TMI even for me, but I was in just such a situation the other day with I guy I've just started seeing.. He didn't seem to want to, ahem, complete the deed in my mouth, so I didn't have the option to spit OR swallow. I thought this was a bit strange since he was definitely enjoying it.. Perhaps he was just being gentlemanly, but next time I'll be letting him know that, really, I don't mind! :laugh:

He sounds like a keeper. I always like when men either ask what you're okay with somewhere along the way or actively try to avoid doing something you might NOT be okay with during your first few times together.

[LittleCharmer]

He sounds like a keeper. I always like when men either ask what you're okay with somewhere along the way or actively try to avoid doing something you might NOT be okay with during your first few times together.

He really is a keeper :) I told him as much yesterday.. After ridiculously good morning sex he got up and went to the shop to get milk because I said I fancied a cup of tea, and then made me breakfast in bed. Then we stayed in bed for a couple more hours reading. It was lovely.. He also insists on buying the condoms, etc :lol: and his friend runs a sex shop, which is always handy.

Anybody frequent sex shops? Any favourite purchases?

[LikeAWillow]

I fancied a cup of tea

This is not remotely inappropriate, I just wish I could pull off that phrase.

[daniellaaarisen]

I actually do the same thing. I put that I don't love the taste, but I really couldn't describe it to you since it's been so long since I've dealt with it :laugh: Going down is actually one of my favorite things in the world, though. So hot. I'd almost rather give than receive.

I second everything you just said.

We really are twins.



I don't think I've ever heard a woman admit she loves giving oral sex! Most women I've talked to detest it, or at best simply put up with it.

Louie. You and I have talked about how much I absolutely adore giving head before. What are you talking about!?

[daniellaaarisen]

Anybody frequent sex shops? Any favourite purchases?

I know I posted this earlier, but seriously, best purchase of my life:


http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31%2BJnkRv3dL._SS500_.jpg

[louielouie2000]

Louie. You and I have talked about how much I absolutely adore giving head before. What are you talking about!?

I swear, I do not know what is happening with my memory lately! :distress: Old age, I guess! :p

[vivfox]

You know it definately feels better when I'm cumming and the hottie swallows, that's for sure. But I wouldn't reciprocate. I love giving head and I'll gladly suck the balls while he's nutting.
I must suggest to all of you, men and women, it is so unsafe to swallow. That sheet gets in your bloodstream and it is the quickest way to spread diseases. Please don't swallow. I want you all to live long, healthy lives.

[vivfox]

For people who don't swallow, don't you find it to be more of a hassle to need to look around for a place to spit?


I ALWAYS have soft tissues close by when I'm giving head. Spit? Are you kidding. I will kill the guy who cums in my mouth.

[daniellaaarisen]

You know it definately feels better when I'm cumming and the hottie swallows, that's for sure. But I wouldn't reciprocate. I love giving head and I'll gladly suck the balls while he's nutting.
I must suggest to all of you, men and women, it is so unsafe to swallow. That sheet gets in your bloodstream and it is the quickest way to spread diseases. Please don't swallow. I want you all to live long, healthy lives.

Jizz prevents plaque!

[ButterCookie]

Jizz prevents plaque!

I read that as plague...

[markolas]

I neither spit nor swallow, b/c I never suck a dick to orgasm. Not that I don't love to suck a nice dick, b/c I most certainly do. :)

But really, oral sex is just foreplay to me.

[Spoinny]

whoa, never saw this "side" of the Ledge, lol

[jannieC]

whoa, never saw this "side" of the Ledge, lol

Ne neither. I'm leaving this thread's moderation to Louie! :nod:

[skcin]

I've always found it interesting when women say they enjoy anal sex. Men get pleasure from receiving it because it massages their prostate glans... it's kinda the equivalent of the male g-spot.


I don't get it either. :shrug: There really is no physical/sexual pleasure, clinically anyway. It must just be that the woman enjoys pleasing her man (or her woman who's ramming an object into her bum.)


Uhh...no.

I guess that's just from my own thing about the anus being an "out" door, not an "in" door.
Hey, I think after 30 years I finally understand what Led Zeppelin meant when they titled their album In Through The Out Door....wow!!! A little "slow", there, chili? :lol:

I had no idea. :lol:

OMFG. What did you say? Did the doctor say anything?
Did you have a smoke afterward?

What's he/she going to say? "Awwww. Good for you, Peter!"

I actually do the same thing. I put that I don't love the taste, but I really couldn't describe it to you since it's been so long since I've dealt with it :laugh: Going down is actually one of my favorite things in the world, though. So hot. I'd almost rather give than receive.

Not me. I'm much rather receive. :cool:

He really is a keeper :) I told him as much yesterday.. After ridiculously good morning sex he got up and went to the shop to get milk because I said I fancied a cup of tea, and then made me breakfast in bed. Then we stayed in bed for a couple more hours reading. It was lovely.. He also insists on buying the condoms, etc :lol: and his friend runs a sex shop, which is always handy.

Anybody frequent sex shops? Any favourite purchases?

Marry him! :lol:

I told ya'll about the Jelly C Ring already. :thumbsup: I highly recommend it.

I must suggest to all of you, men and women, it is so unsafe to swallow. That sheet gets in your bloodstream and it is the quickest way to spread diseases. Please don't swallow. I want you all to live long, healthy lives.

This is incorrect. While swallowing (oral sex in general, actually) isn't totally safe, unprotected anal sex is far more risky when it comes to spreading disease.

I read that as plague...

LOL

whoa, never saw this "side" of the Ledge, lol

Welcome to the dark side.

[HomerMcvie]

What's he/she going to say? "Awwww. Good for you, Peter!"


Well IDK. I AM Mr.Curious, sometimes to a fault. I'd have axed, "Doc, is that normal? You just made me cum". I mean, didn't a small mess have to be cleaned up?

I'd like to have known if the Doc said, "Oh, it happens a lot".

[skcin]

Well IDK. I AM Mr.Curious, sometimes to a fault. I'd have axed, "Doc, is that normal? You just made me cum". I mean, didn't a small mess have to be cleaned up?

I'd like to have known if the Doc said, "Oh, it happens a lot".

I was teasing you guys with a Family Guy reference. :lol: But the doc would probably just say "it can happen." Then walk out of the room & tell the nurses so they could laugh & laugh & laugh. :cool:

[Spoinny]

I know I posted this earlier, but seriously, best purchase of my life:


http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31%2BJnkRv3dL._SS500_.jpg

mine too

lol

[BTFLCHLD]

Little known facts about Dani! :laugh:

I've always found it interesting when women say they enjoy anal sex. Men get pleasure from receiving it because it massages their prostate glans... it's kinda the equivalent of the male g-spot.

Speaking of women and anal sex, fun story time! Several years back, my friend David got me an interview for a banking job. David knew the woman who would be interviewing me, she was a department head and a REAL hard @ss. So to help disarm me for my interview, my friend enlightened me that he'd been out for drinks with the supervisor recently and she admitted her LOVE for anal sex. Naturally, during my interview that was all I could picture :laugh:. It actually ended up working in my favor, though. She tried to totally intimidate and grill me during my job interview, and I just wasn't having any of it because I knew she liked to get rammed in the rear :laugh:. I was totally at ease during the entire interview because of that, and ended up getting the job because I held my own so well! :D
Louie, I have been curious about this, so I want to ask you:

What was it about knowing the interviewer was "rammed in the rear" that made you feel less intimidated?

[skcin]

Louie, I have been curious about this, so I want to ask you:

What was it about knowing the interviewer was "rammed in the rear" that made you feel less intimidated?

I'm curious about this too. Was it a "I know something about you that you don't know that I know?" Or that you thought she was a perv for enjoying anal? :laugh:


Gay boys - do you...ahem...prepare before you engage in anal sex? Like, if you know you're going to have sex, do you evacuate your bowels artificially? I mean, if you're Ed you have total control & can command your bowel to release all fecal matter immediately. :laugh: But how about everyone else? What happens if you go to dinner & later things get hot & heavy - do you throw caution to the wind & go for it, or just not do anal?

Vaginal or oral sex doesn't take much prep - a good washing, some shaving/trimming perhaps. I wasn't sure how it worked for an orifice that may have poo in it. Thanks. :wavey:

[Spoinny]

Gay boys - do you...ahem...prepare before you engage in anal sex? Like, if you know you're going to have sex, do you evacuate your bowels artificially? I mean, if you're Ed you have total control & can command your bowel to release all fecal matter immediately. :laugh: But how about everyone else? What happens if you go to dinner & later things get hot & heavy - do you throw caution to the wind & go for it, or just not do anal?



I would think (and hope :) ) a decent bottom would know better than to have anal sex after a taco enchilada with hot sauce and burrito meal at the local La Taquira!

[louielouie2000]

Louie, I have been curious about this, so I want to ask you:

What was it about knowing the interviewer was "rammed in the rear" that made you feel less intimidated?

I think it just humanized her for me. I'm a very sexual person, so knowing that this very strong, intimidating woman across the table from me loved getting it in the rear just totally put me at ease for some reason :laugh:. It just made her real, put a personality to her. And as a side note, you won't get many women in the South to talk about their sex lives with men. Especially the gory details. So the fact she admitted to a male coworker that she loved anal sex just instantly endeared her to me, and told me I could be myself during the interview.

[louielouie2000]

Gay boys - do you...ahem...prepare before you engage in anal sex? Like, if you know you're going to have sex, do you evacuate your bowels artificially? I mean, if you're Ed you have total control & can command your bowel to release all fecal matter immediately. :laugh: But how about everyone else? What happens if you go to dinner & later things get hot & heavy - do you throw caution to the wind & go for it, or just not do anal?

I've had so many straight folks ask me this question... male and female alike. My answer is always the same: if anal sex was messy and poo filled, gay men would have no part of it! :laugh: I haven't been a "receiver" in quite a few years, but I can tell you that I personally never would "receive" without proper preparation... evacuation as you put it :p. To my knowledge, all the guys who have received me have done the same thing. That is the underlying problem with gay sex, though. It's something you have to prepare for. And lemme tell ya, NOTHING can ruin the moment like having to stop making out with someone to go, umm.... evacuate. :eek: Unless you're a nasty ho, anal sex is just too much work for the most part... and I get by most of the time doing other things instead. That's just me, though.

[Spoinny]

True, no top likes his dick to all of a sudden become a Fudge Pop :p

[sorcerer999]

Fleet Enema - $2.17 at Krogers. It takes all of 5 minutes...and I'm clean as a whistle for a good 8 hours! I HEART ANAL SEX! ;)

[LittleCharmer]

it is the quickest way to spread diseases.

Says the bloke who shat in a garage.. ;)

[HomerMcvie]

Says the bloke who shat in a garage.. ;)

Oh my.....










:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[markolas]

I have never douched before anal sex (or for any other reason). I thought I read somewhere that it wasn't good to do that, anyway. I'm versatile, but mostly top (more than I'd like to be). I have honestly never had a problem with my or anyone else's "cleanliness." If I've had a heavy meal or something, then I just don't go there.

Besides, anal isn't my favorite thing to do anyway. To be a giver, you have to have a *very* erect penis, in my experience, and that just doesn't always happen. I'm a bigger fan of knocking cocks, or intercrural intercourse, tbh.

[markolas]

Shat is not a word. Please stop saying it. :mad:

[HomerMcvie]

intercrural intercourse

Educate me....what is that?:confused:

[Spoinny]

What is "intercrural intercourse, tbh"? I agree with the super erect cock thingy about being a top, lot of pressure for the cock to be super hard, which isn't always gonna happen!

[LittleCharmer]

Shat is not a word. Please stop saying it. :mad:

I beg your pardon. Defecated.

But it is a word. It's a colloquialism, and it sounded damn funny in my head.

[markolas]

Intercrural intercourse (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intercrural_sex).

I think it have a lovely ring to it. :) :lol:

[markolas]

I beg your pardon. Defecated.

But it is a word. It's a colloquialism, and it sounded damn funny in my head.

The past tense of "sh!t" is "sh!t." Shat is not a word, and besides that, it just works my nerves. :cool:

[Spoinny]

Intercrural intercourse (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intercrural_sex).

I think it have a lovely ring to it. :) :lol:

It does have a nice ring, and I do that a lot, so I should be using this term in my everyday speak.

[ButterCookie]

The past tense of "sh!t" is "sh!t." Shat is not a word, and besides that, it just works my nerves. :cool:

Around where Sian and I are from, I assure you it is a word. As is fe'train.

[LittleCharmer]

The past tense of "sh!t" is "sh!t." Shat is not a word, and besides that, it just works my nerves. :cool:

Who invented these strict rules regarding what can and cannot be classed as a word? I would imagine that a 'word', by definition, is any number of of letters combining to form a coherent typographic symbol which assists in illustrating a point or object and can be used in speech.

I'd create a grammar thread, but I'm afraid it would irk me far too much ;)

[markolas]

Who invented these strict rules regarding what can and cannot be classed as a word? I would imagine that a 'word', by definition, is any number of of letters combining to form a coherent typographic symbol which assists in illustrating a point or object and can be used in speech.

I'd create a grammar thread, but I'm afraid it would irk me far too much ;)

lol You can't just make up words. Of course, I'm probably the only person in the universe who still uses "he" and "his" as the gender-neutral plural pronouns. It drives me up a wall to hear or read someone say something like, "Each person should take off their shoes before entering the room."

I've also read books where "ourself" was used - completely seriously. Ugh.

Really, my main objection to the "word" shat is that I think it sounds ugly and annoys the hell out of me.

While we're on the subject of words (and their definitions), here' s something else for y'all to chew on: Men aren't "virgins." :D :lol:

[skcin]

lol You can't just make up words. Of course, I'm probably the only person in the universe who still uses "he" and "his" as the gender-neutral plural pronouns. It drives me up a wall to hear or read someone say something like, "Each person should take off their shoes before entering the room."

I've also read books where "ourself" was used - completely seriously. Ugh.

Really, my main objection to the "word" shat is that I think it sounds ugly and annoys the hell out of me.

While we're on the subject of words (and their definitions), here' s something else for y'all to chew on: Men aren't "virgins." :D :lol:

Uhhh. See #4 definition.
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/virgin

Shat is not used much here - I think it's more of a British thing. But it is a word.
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/shat?show=0&t=1302291228

[skcin]

I have never douched before anal sex (or for any other reason). I thought I read somewhere that it wasn't good to do that, anyway. I'm versatile, but mostly top (more than I'd like to be). I have honestly never had a problem with my or anyone else's "cleanliness." If I've had a heavy meal or something, then I just don't go there.

Besides, anal isn't my favorite thing to do anyway. To be a giver, you have to have a *very* erect penis, in my experience, and that just doesn't always happen. I'm a bigger fan of knocking cocks, or intercrural intercourse, tbh.

I have a straight friend who drunkenly told us that when he was about 10 years old he "knocked cocks" with a friend of his. Apparently, they just whipped them out, touched them together once like swords, and that was the end of it. Well, not for us it wasn't! He's been known as Johnny Cockknocker ever since. :laugh: I even had a Tshirt made for him.

[LittleCharmer]

lol You can't just make up words.

Well, that's just ridiculous. Of course you can make up words! How would words come into existence if people didn't create them? :laugh: The nature of language is that it evolves over time and new generations and inventions warrant new and updated vocabulary.

[RickRobert]

So we go from talking about having anal, to being anal... about grammar?

WTF is this thread :lol:

[mylittledemon]

Shat is not a word. Please stop saying it. :mad:

yeah, but it's funny :thumbsup:

[mylittledemon]

The past tense of "sh!t" is "sh!t." Shat is not a word, and besides that, it just works my nerves. :cool:

haha, and if we tolerate "mama" and "La Nicks" then you have to tolerate sh@t. ;)

[HomerMcvie]

haha, and if we tolerate "mama" and "La Nicks" then you have to tolerate sh@t. ;)

Please answer my query, of if you said anything, when the doctor made you cum, or if he said anything?????

It just sounds like an awkward/funny moment, so I must know!:lol:

[sorcerer999]

Going back to the topic of anal sex, do any of my fellow queer boys enjoy (and I mean REALLY ENJOY) being a bottom like I do?

There's just something about getting into a nice rhythm where the other guy's c*ck is stimulating both the perineum and the prostate, that it just makes the orgasm a hundred times better!

...or perhaps I'm just a whore...

[mylittledemon]

Please answer my query, of if you said anything, when the doctor made you cum, or if he said anything?????

It just sounds like an awkward/funny moment, so I must know!:lol:

Oh that? He said something to the effect of "Oops! Wellllllll, that happens." You know how doctors perform these exams and then they wanna look you straight in the eye for what feels like an eternity and tell you that you're either okay or not. Awkward. Then he wanted to have a nurse come in and clean the floor up. When he left the room I cleaned it up myself with the paper towels and sanitizer hanging on the wall. :distress:

[louielouie2000]

...or perhaps I'm just a whore...

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I love each and every one of you guys!! :lol:

Going back to the topic of anal sex, do any of my fellow queer boys enjoy (and I mean REALLY ENJOY) being a bottom like I do?

There's just something about getting into a nice rhythm where the other guy's c*ck is stimulating both the perineum and the prostate, that it just makes the orgasm a hundred times better!

I very much enjoyed being the catcher with my first boyfriend. His wang was just the perfect size, and he knew what he was doing with it. The next few boyfriends I had possessed much bigger "manhoods" and DIDN'T know how to use them, so I stopped enjoying being the catcher, and stopped doing it altogether probably 6 years ago now. But I agree... when it's good, it's very good ;).

[LikeAWillow]

The next few boyfriends I had possessed much bigger "manhoods" and DIDN'T know how to use them.

Worst.thing.in.the.world. I don't understand girls who claim that they only like big men. There's no correlation between length and quality of the experience that I've found, except that at the extreme ends of both, it's not ideal. Even then, though, I would rather have a too small man be able to make up for it with his hands than have a too big man hurting me. Dani and I were talking the other day about how width does make a difference, but again, it's not like it isn't something that a man can make up for in other ways. I hate, hate, hate the penis size obsession men have and the women who perpetuate it.

[CreepingDeath]

Worst.thing.in.the.world. I don't understand girls who claim that they only like big men. There's no correlation between length and quality of the experience that I've found, except that at the extreme ends of both, it's not ideal. Even then, though, I would rather have a too small man be able to make up for it with his hands than have a too big man hurting me. Dani and I were talking the other day about how width does make a difference, but again, it's not like it isn't something that a man can make up for in other ways. I hate, hate, hate the penis size obsession men have and the women who perpetuate it.

My boyfriend is quite big and he's very good. Sometimes the size just flat out hurts, though.

[HomerMcvie]

Worst.thing.in.the.world. I don't understand girls who claim that they only like big men. There's no correlation between length and quality of the experience that I've found, except that at the extreme ends of both, it's not ideal. Even then, though, I would rather have a too small man be able to make up for it with his hands than have a too big man hurting me. Dani and I were talking the other day about how width does make a difference, but again, it's not like it isn't something that a man can make up for in other ways. I hate, hate, hate the penis size obsession men have and the women who perpetuate it.I remember in high school, overhearing my older cousin, tell my Mom WHY she was cheating on her boyfriend, with this other guy. I'll always remember her going on and on, about how huge his cock was, and that apparently he had women lined up, as frequently as he wanted, because they all wanted him for his humongous schlong.
So women and men, doesn't taking a 10" long one, hurt like a mutha?

[CreepingDeath]

I remember in high school, overhearing my older cousin, tell my Mom WHY she was cheating on her boyfriend, with this other guy. I'll always remember her going on and on, about how huge his cock was, and that apparently he had women lined up, as frequently as he wanted, because they all wanted him for his humongous schlong.
So women and men, doesn't taking a 10" long one, hurt like a mutha?

^^
See above post.

[LikeAWillow]

My boyfriend is quite big and he's very good. Sometimes the size just flat out hurts, though.

My ex-boyfriend was as well, and I won't deny that seeing a big guy is really hot and it turns me on, but it doesn't necessarily mean that the act itself will be good just because the man is large. If the man is good, the act is good, regardless of size. Maybe that's just me, though :shrug: I'm glad your boyfriend and you have it right, though :nod: Having a consistent partner that I work with is my favorite thing in the world.

[LikeAWillow]

I remember in high school, overhearing my older cousin, tell my Mom WHY she was cheating on her boyfriend, with this other guy. I'll always remember her going on and on, about how huge his cock was, and that apparently he had women lined up, as frequently as he wanted, because they all wanted him for his humongous schlong.
So women and men, doesn't taking a 10" long one, hurt like a mutha?

Yeah, I'm sorry, but to me, that's some serious bullsh*t. She was looking for a justification, maybe.

[CreepingDeath]

My ex-boyfriend was as well, and I won't deny that seeing a big guy is really hot and it turns me on, but it doesn't necessarily mean that the act itself will be good just because the man is large. If the man is good, the act is good, regardless of size. Maybe that's just me, though :shrug: I'm glad your boyfriend and you have it right, though :nod: Having a consistent partner that I work with is my favorite thing in the world.


Yes. I've been with him since I was 17 (I'm 26 now). We work very well together, but like I said, sometimes the size just hurts.

[LikeAWillow]

Yes. I've been with him since I was 17 (I'm 26 now). We work very well together, but like I said, sometimes the size just hurts.

That's so cool. Good for you guys. :thumbsup:

[louielouie2000]

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Just a friendly reminder: Let's try and keep our language as creative as possible so this thread can live on in infamy :thumbsup:


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[CreepingDeath]

That's so cool. Good for you guys. :thumbsup:

We've had our share of problems, but the passion is still off the charts. His accent still makes me melt after all these years.

Plus there's never been cheating, which is my #1 deal breaker.

[LikeAWillow]

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Just a friendly reminder: Let's try and keep our language as creative as possible so this thread can live on in infamy :thumbsup:


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How do the rules on this work? Do we need to use euphemisms? As long as I know what's up (IF YOU WILL) I can follow it :D

[LikeAWillow]

We've had our share of problems, but the passion is still off the charts. His accent still makes me melt after all these years.

Plus there's never been cheating, which is my #1 deal breaker.

I'm not sure what my number 1 deal breaker would be. If I were in a really serious, committed relationship, then it probably would be cheating. Right now, it's making a bad joke or a really unintelligent comment :laugh: But I know that's just because I'm not serious about anyone. There's a guy who I do want to be serious about, and yeah, if I were with him, and he did anything with another girl....it just wouldn't end well.

[louielouie2000]

How do the rules on this work? Do we need to use euphemisms? As long as I know what's up (IF YOU WILL) I can follow it :D

Either euphemisms or clinical terms would be preferable. Just so long as the language used here isn't too course, I'm fine with it. It's possible (and fun!) to discuss graphic subject matter without using graphic terms. :)

[sorcerer999]

Continuing with the theme of anal intercourse, do any straight guys on the board enjoy it when their girlfriends strap on a big one and pound them up the bum?

[BTFLCHLD]

Continuing with the theme of anal intercourse, do any straight guys on the board enjoy it when their girlfriends strap on a big one and pound them up the bum? homie, can you chime in on this one? :lol:

[HomerMcvie]

homie, can you chime in on this one? :lol:

I have zero strap-on experience.:shocked:

I do have a friend, though, who'd told me, in front of his wife, that he likes for her to use a little dildo on him, when they're having sex.

[CreepingDeath]

I have zero strap-on experience.:shocked:

I do have a friend, though, who'd told me, in front of his wife, that he likes for her to use a little dildo on him, when they're having sex.

I just flashed on that scene during The Sopranos when Ralphie had Janice use a vibrator on him. I'm still a little traumatized.

[LikeAWillow]

I have zero strap-on experience.:shocked:

I do have a friend, though, who'd told me, in front of his wife, that he likes for her to use a little dildo on him, when they're having sex.

See, I think that's really cool. I mean, it does feel good for men. If a guy is straight, why should his lady be able to make him feel good in that way?

[daniellaaarisen]

I told ya'll about the Jelly C Ring already. :thumbsup: I highly recommend it.



Kinda like the WeVibe right? I REALLY want one of those...... how does your husband like the Jelly C?

[daniellaaarisen]

I've had so many straight folks ask me this question... male and female alike. My answer is always the same: if anal sex was messy and poo filled, gay men would have no part of it! :laugh: I haven't been a "receiver" in quite a few years, but I can tell you that I personally never would "receive" without proper preparation... evacuation as you put it :p. To my knowledge, all the guys who have received me have done the same thing. That is the underlying problem with gay sex, though. It's something you have to prepare for. And lemme tell ya, NOTHING can ruin the moment like having to stop making out with someone to go, umm.... evacuate. :eek: Unless you're a nasty ho, anal sex is just too much work for the most part... and I get by most of the time doing other things instead. That's just me, though.

From my experience/stories I've heard, the receiver should be okay as long as they've gone relatively recently. Unless you feel like you have to go, I don't think it'd be an issue. Hasn't been for me :thumbsup:


Says the bloke who shat in a garage.. ;)

SIAN, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

[daniellaaarisen]

lol You can't just make up words.

Yes, yes you can. Shakespeare make up hundreds and got some weird reactions from his audiences/readers, but now we use them every day :shrug: "LOL" and "OMG" just recently entered the OED-- someone made those up a few years back. The beauty of language is that it is versatile and continuously evolving.

[Spoinny]

prefer the top bunk :)

[carrie721]

Yes, yes you can. Shakespeare make up hundreds and got some weird reactions from his audiences/readers, but now we use them every day :shrug: "LOL" and "OMG" just recently entered the OED-- someone made those up a few years back. The beauty of language is that it is versatile and continuously evolving.

to be fair, shakespeare was living in a time before "standard english" was a concept. to compare his use/abuse of english to contemporary use/abuse of english is to compare apples and oranges. furthermore, many words that were first recorded in shakespeare's manuscripts like "lumen" (light) have latin and greek roots - hardly a defense for "just making up words." shakespeare also spelled his own name like 12 different ways. maybe he was just dyslexic. :laugh:

of course language is ever-evolving, but i tend to be pretty conservative regarding what constitutes a valid contribution to the language and what does not. what is the point of making up a word if one already exists to express what you're thinking? the point of language is to be precise and efficient (if you know what you're doing). what kind of noodle-brained bloviator thinks that what he/she is feeling is SO erudite and SO important that he needs to make up a word to express it? (see what i did there?)

not that i'm against the word "shat." i'm just a curmudgeonly prescriptivist.

lol You can't just make up words. Of course, I'm probably the only person in the universe who still uses "he" and "his" as the gender-neutral plural pronouns. It drives me up a wall to hear or read someone say something like, "Each person should take off their shoes before entering the room."

it's gender-neutral singular, and no, you're not.

[daniellaaarisen]

of course language is ever-evolving, but i tend to be pretty conservative regarding what constitutes a valid contribution to the language and what does not. what is the point of making up a word if one already exists to express what you're thinking? the point of language is to be precise and efficient (if you know what you're doing). what kind of noodle-brained bloviator thinks that what he/she is feeling is SO erudite and SO important that he needs to make up a word to express it? (see what i did there?)


Agreed. Mark just sounded pretty black-or-white about it, and I wanted to point out the evolution of language didn't stop a few hundred years ago. Great example of this: urbandictionary.com. Although most of those words and phrases will never be "validated" and used universally, it shows the expansive influence that society has on language. We don't have the right to assume that our generation's contributions to language won't be critical in the future. The creation of valid words (those tried and tested over time) isn't limited to our great writers. I think that's the interesting thing about modern linguistics-- our entire society contributes to the major changes in language, like with the newest OED additions. Pretty cool.

[carrie721]

Agreed. Mark just sounded pretty black-or-white about it, and I wanted to point out the evolution of language didn't stop a few hundred years ago. Great example of this: urbandictionary.com. Although most of those words and phrases will never be "validated" and used universally, it shows the expansive influence that society has on language. We don't have the right to assume that our generation's contributions to language won't be critical in the future. The creation of valid words (those tried and tested over time) isn't limited to our great writers. I think that's the interesting thing about modern linguistics-- our entire society contributes to the major changes in language, like with the newest OED additions. Pretty cool.

true. the internet is the "great equalizer" when it comes to vocabularical innoventions. :cool:

on the flip side, as a crusty old prescriptivist, i feel the need to be more vigilant in these trying times of word anarchy. :laugh:

[LittleCharmer]

strap on a big one and pound them up the bum?

Brilliant. :')

I'm pretty sure I would never use a strap-on. They look pretty vile.


SIAN, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

Forever reciprocated. You make me wish we were men so I could call you my brother from another mother. (Is there a female equivalent?)

[RickRobert]

Brilliant. :')

I'm pretty sure I would never use a strap-on. They look pretty vile.

Real dicks look pretty vile :shrug:

[LittleCharmer]

Real dicks look pretty vile :shrug:

I think they're rather excellent, myself.

[SapphireSister]

Now that this thread has literally turned to sh*t, I'm outtie :wavey:.

[Silver Springs]

Brilliant. :')
Forever reciprocated. You make me wish we were men so I could call you my brother from another mother. (Is there a female equivalent?)

Sister from another Mister.

[SapphireSister]

So has anyone ever masturbated to Stevie Nicks (you know you have)? Share...

[cristochango]

So has anyone ever masturbated to Stevie Nicks (you know you have)? Share...

A select few ledgies know about "Three in a Row with Stevie Nicks."

;)

[LittleCharmer]

Sister from another Mister.

That's the ticket!

I couldn't masturbate over Stevie. I refuse to besmirch her in such a manner in my own head.

[mylittledemon]

Nah, Stevie is beautiful but there's not that level of attractiveness for me... IN FACT, I don't think I've ever beat the meat to a "celeb" :shrug:

[louielouie2000]

So has anyone ever masturbated to Stevie Nicks (you know you have)? Share...

The Rhiannon from the Live '80 album works great for this. Not that I'd know...

[SapphireSister]

The Rhiannon from the Live '80 album works great for this. Not that I'd know...

I knew I could count on you ;).

[louielouie2000]

Real d*cks look pretty vile :shrug:

Oh, I couldn't disagree more! :lol:

...I know Lindsay will back me up! And Dani! And... :p

[markolas]

D!cks are beautiful. Are you kidding me?

[louielouie2000]

D!cks are beautiful. Are you kidding me?

Preach the good word, brutha Mark! :thumbsup:

[bluefox4000]

D!cks are awesome. Better then lollipops......yummers:]

Mick

[sorcerer999]

Dicks ARE beautiful, aren't they?

Speaking of which, I just shaved all the hair off of mine (balls and all) for the first time ever today! :)

...well, you wanted TMI didn't you?

[jmn3]

Speaking of which, I just shaved all the hair off of mine (balls and all) for the first time ever today!

I've found when it's all shaved it tends to get more attention...from either gender.

This thread is great...just really gave it a look for the first time tonight.

[vivfox]

Dicks ARE beautiful, aren't they?

Speaking of which, I just shaved all the hair off of mine (balls and all) for the first time ever today! :)


I plan on shaving mine tomorrow. I haven't shaved down there since the 1980's!

[mylittledemon]

Dicks ARE beautiful, aren't they?

Speaking of which, I just shaved all the hair off of mine (balls and all) for the first time ever today! :)

...well, you wanted TMI didn't you?

I trim above the sausage but can't totally shave there. I shave my sack every 6 weeks or so... they arent that hairy anyway... ;)

[fringed n fab]

I trim above the sausage but can't totally shave there. I shave my sack every 6 weeks or so... they arent that hairy anyway... ;)

I like when they leave a little bit. To me bald chickens aren't a pretty sight. Shaving of balls and other things in darker crevices are ok though.

[sorcerer999]

I left a "racing stripe" above my sausage!

[HomerMcvie]

I trim above the sausage but can't totally shave there. I shave my sack every 6 weeks or so... they arent that hairy anyway... ;)

Me too! I trim above, down to about 1/2", but my balls hardly have any hair at all. In 9th grade, the semester that we didn't have to take gym, I shaved that sh*t off, and I've never ITCHED so badly in my life. Swore to myself, I'd NEVER do that again...I remember sitting in class, just SQUIRMING, because it itched like HELL.
Did I do something wrong? Because others have told me that they don't have the itch, when they shave their pubes off.

[mylittledemon]

hahaha, mine dont itch at all, but then they are hardly hairy anyway... i'm just not a hairy person. I love the way they feel when you "shorn 'em" though ;)

[HomerMcvie]

hahaha, mine dont itch at all, but then they are hardly hairy anyway... i'm just not a hairy person. I love the way they feel when you "shorn 'em" though ;)

Well, I didn't mean balls. There's virtually no need to shave those. I'm talking above Snausageville!:D

I mean, Jeeeebus Freakin' Chrispe!, nothing ever itched so badly, ever.

Maybe I should risk making a WIDE racing stripe, and see how it goes!;)



And you know, FWIW, I have weight lifter friends, who shave their chests, and even forearms, and say it doesn't itch, at all. Maybe I have a high "itch factor"!

[sparky]

This thread has provided me with hours of entertainment.
Probably dozens of hours.

And since there are only a half dozen people here who are still my friends from the old days, I suppose nothing I can say is truly TMI. Who the F cares? No one knows me anyway.

What is really fascinating about this thread is how much it reveals about the people and their answers. The truth always comes out in sex. No matter how hard you try to conceal it. I am by no means a hard core Freudian, but the stuff here has been stunning in its level of honesty. Even if the posters have no idea what they were revealing about their own psyches.

I have, as a mostly full time lurker, found it relentlessly fascinating.

The odd thing is that a few posters, some of whom I have followed with a certain trainwreck gawker fascination, have all of a sudden taken on an air of charm I would have never assigned them before.

People I previously thought were simply borderline sociopath attention whores now seem to have a different level of humanity. And many others, who I always thought were uptight, self centered, baggage laden human seven alarm clown shows have proven me utterly correct in my online psych profiles.

Just because of how they choose to get off.

There is a lot of truth in orgasms.

They can be very illuminating.

As far as personal TMI goes, I am stunned by anyone who doesn't vomit at the idea of swallowing ejaculate. It is slimy, it stinks, and it can host every disease known to man. The very thought of it makes my already sensitive gag reflex jump into motion. Can you do it for a guy you love? I guess. But I would consider it a massive sacrifice. I have always considered it a waste product. Same as any other other: phlegm, urine, feces, ear wax, semen. Same deal. I put it on the same level as eagerly ingesting menstrual blood.

Blech.

Other than one really cool FB, the last guy who shot in my yap, like Viv mentioned doing, I cold cocked him. It was about 6 years ago. Punched that MF right in the jaw and knocked his 6' 3" 220 pound body to the floor of his bedroom. Then I spit the contents on him, bellowed a string of curse words at him, got dressed, and walked out as he laid on the floor naked hoping I wouldn't kill him. He knew the rules. I laid them out and he broke them. I may be 5' 9" but I am scrappy and you don't want to cross me. :lol:

Like everywhere on earth, there is a strange curiosity/aversion to buttsex. I still do not understand physiologically why women like it, but seven star thumbs up and a gun salute to those who do. You are making many men happy. And I give you all major kudos. Honestly, why does anyone enjoy giving blow jobs? It is all mental. Knock yourselves out. Same damned thing. It is a service based kind of pleasure that has nerve endings to back it up. Many more in men, given the prostate, but go girls go!

As to the hygiene of butt play, yeah, one should do some prep. However, I have had a number of boyfriends who seem to be ready for it at the drop of a hat. It seems to be a personal body cycle thing. And perhaps related to physical structure. To get more specific, if your dude has 6 inches, you might be fine, but if he is packing 9 you might be in more trouble. Granted I do not do morning sex, so that morning body cycle is never an issue. But I will tell you this, as a 45 year old man who has had a wildly active sex life for years, I will bet my mortgage that I have had less "mess" incidents in my life than most str8 guys have had. I hear bloody sheet stories more often than I can stomach them. In my case we are talking less than a dozen "messes" over 30 years of lots of buttsex. Giving or getting. And I have had my share of both. Make of that what you will.

In my experience, considering the stories my str8 buddies have told me, buttsex is far less messier than peen/vag.

[mylittledemon]

Other than one really cool FB, the last guy who shot in my yap, like Viv mentioned doing, I cold cocked him.


this made me :laugh:

[ButterCookie]

How on earth can you guys itch after shaving... anywhere?

I give my legs a once over every other day and I can safely say they never itch after shaving. Nor do my nethers, for the record. Or my under arms. What's wrong with you? :laugh:

Except for once when I used that hair removal cream ****? Yeah, I thought "going to see Debbie Harry, make self look good, don't care if she won't see" and I left it on my right leg WAY too long :shocked: I'm still trying to clear up the allergic reaction. It's grim.

[mylittledemon]

I shaved my armpits a handful of times in ages past... and it always itched something awful... that is one area I just cannot shave.

[Spoinny]

I left a "racing stripe" above my sausage!

thats hot! post pics!! :P

[fringed n fab]

I was never a hairy person either but have used Nair lotion before and shaved other times and now little grows back. I have never had underarm hair. I just don't like it and started shaving that before I was even able to grow any I think. I basically keep a hairless body except for a teeny bit down there. I wear the occasional skirt and hose so yeah, no hair! But I think it's ok for other men to be moderately hairy, it's a manly thing really and looks sexy to me.

Have any of you tried the no!no! ? It's supposed to glide over your skin emitting a laser of sorts and after awhile the hair never grows back. I think we all will invest in one sooner or later and never need our razors or lotions again.

http://i1229.photobucket.com/albums/ee466/fringedNfab/nono.jpg

[fringed n fab]

I shaved my armpits a handful of times in ages past... and it always itched something awful... that is one area I just cannot shave.

You could be extra sensitive to deodorants when you're shaving so that could be the culprit. Abrased skin and perfumes don't mix. Your underarms probably aren't used to bare skin when you do it and it takes time I would think.

[DefDumbandBlond]

I'm not a fan of excess body hair on myself so aside from what's on top of my head, it ain't there. :laugh: I mostly shave my legs with an electric razor so they don't itch, but since I don't use a regular razor as much on them when I do they get a little itchy but it's only for a few minutes so no big deal. I use a reg. razor everywhere else and haven't had a problem either.

If you're applying too much pressure when you do it, it can definitely irritate your skin and lead to itching / razor burn :eek: maybe those who are having problems should ease up and see if it helps.

[RickRobert]

Oh, I couldn't disagree more! :lol:

...I know Lindsay will back me up! And Dani! And... :p

Yeah but you're in America, most of the dudes there are circumcised :p Lucky!

[HomerMcvie]

Yeah but you're in America, most of the dudes there are circumcised :p Lucky!

Yes. Thanks Mom and Dad, for mutilating me!:lol:

Seriously.:thumbsup:

Although I've read that the numbers of people doing so, is getting smaller...

I have enough body image problems...thank god I don't have to worry about "foreskin prejudice"!

[louielouie2000]

How on earth can you guys itch after shaving... anywhere?

The itch is only something that happens the first time you shave an area. If you keep an area shaved with some sort of regularity, it won't itch when you shave it. Oh, and apparently if you put baby powder on an area after the first time you shave, it helps. I've never been one who's big into shaving my body. I keep things neatly trimmed. But then again, I'm a redhead... we don't get much body hair in the first place.

[daniellaaarisen]

So has anyone ever masturbated to Stevie Nicks (you know you have)? Share...

I love you for asking this.

[daniellaaarisen]

Oh, I couldn't disagree more! :lol:

...I know Lindsay will back me up! And Dani! And... :p

Penises are one of the most beautiful creations ever. I could go into detail but I'm afraid of getting smacked by The Penguin.

[Johnny Stew]

This thread is the best. I really need to start participating in it when I get more free-time.

I had an ex once who was into the smooth look, so as a little surprise for him, I shaved my entire crotch area. He really dug it, but I felt like a 12 year-old. So never again.

Other than that, I do just a little bit of manscaping (trim my pits, trim my pubes), but nothing drastic. I like my body-hair, and I like body-hair on other guys too. If you're naturally smooth, that's cool -- but if you have fur, then take pride in it! We are men, after all.

I do shave the twins these days though. They're more sensitive that way, and they see more action when I'm playing with someone. Thankfully, I never have trouble with itching.

[Johnny Stew]

Penises are one of the most beautiful creations ever.

I couldn't agree more!

[markolas]

I have a pretty good amount of hair on my lower body. Shaving my nether region makes me chafe something terrible! And sorry, but I'm not putting anything sharp near my balls.

I definitely prefer men with body hair. I don't even like "manscaping."

[skcin]

^I'm not into hair, but I think I would be a little creeped out if my man shaved everywhere. My husband has very little body hair, so no worried here.

I have zero strap-on experience.
I do have a friend, though, who'd told me, in front of his wife, that he likes for her to use a little dildo on him, when they're having sex.

We have a friend who let a chick bend him over a picnic table. :shocked: And he TOLD us this, like we're ever going to let it go. :lol:

Kinda like the WeVibe right? I REALLY want one of those...... how does your husband like the Jelly C?

We both like it, but it's definitely more for me.

true. the internet is the "great equalizer" when it comes to vocabularical innoventions.
on the flip side, as a crusty old prescriptivist, i feel the need to be more vigilant in these trying times of word anarchy. :laugh:

Ha. You're crusty.

Real dicks look pretty vile :shrug:

Agreed. :shrug: Not that attractive.

D!cks are beautiful. Are you kidding me?

Meh.

And many others, who I always thought were uptight, self centered, baggage laden human seven alarm clown shows have proven me utterly correct in my online psych profiles.


F*ck you Sparky! :mad:

:lol:

How on earth can you guys itch after shaving... anywhere?

I give my legs a once over every other day and I can safely say they never itch after shaving. Nor do my nethers, for the record. Or my under arms. What's wrong with you? :laugh:

Except for once when I used that hair removal cream ****? Yeah, I thought "going to see Debbie Harry, make self look good, don't care if she won't see" and I left it on my right leg WAY too long :shocked: I'm still trying to clear up the allergic reaction. It's grim.

It usually itches the first time you shave an area. And Nair/Nads? Made by the devil. :nod: Awful stuff.

[ontheEdgeof17]

I do shave the twins these days though.

You have boobs? :shocked:

[HomerMcvie]

We have a friend who let a chick bend him over a picnic table. :shocked: And he TOLD us this, like we're ever going to let it go. :lol:


It usually itches the first time you shave an area. And Nair/Nads? Made by the devil. :nod: Awful stuff.
So do women really go out and buy strap ons?
I have one porno, where a women screws the guy with one, but other than that, I don't think I've ever seen a strap on, in real life.

So why does it itch, only the first time?

Like I said, I did it once in 9th grade, and the itch was mind boggling!!!!!!! I remember sitting in class, and it was all I could do, not to rip my pants down, and go at it with a wire brush! I swore, Never Going Back Again! Now, I'm just a trimmer. About a 1/2"!

[Spoinny]

So do women really go out and buy strap ons?
I have one porno, where a women screws the guy with one, but other than that, I don't think I've ever seen a strap on, in real life.

So why does it itch, only the first time?

Like I said, I did it once in 9th grade, and the itch was mind boggling!!!!!!! I remember sitting in class, and it was all I could do, not to rip my pants down, and go at it with a wire brush! I swore, Never Going Back Again! Now, I'm just a trimmer. About a 1/2"!



Yes, my good friend's g/f has a strap on, she's always plugging his arse up with it, and he LOVES it!

[daniellaaarisen]

We both like it, but it's definitely more for me.




I would definitely love something like that but I don't know how to best bring that up to my guy....

[Johnny Stew]

You have boobs? :shocked:

:lol: Nope, no boobs thankfully.

I was gonna say that I shave my sack, but I noticed that Louie asked us to refrain from getting too course. Good thing I avoided that, huh? ;)

[Spoinny]

:lol: Nope, no boobs thankfully.

I was gonna say that I shave my sack, but I noticed that Louie asked us to refrain from getting too course. Good thing I avoided that, huh? ;)

Uh I think that line was passed about 100 pages ago :)

[Johnny Stew]

So why does it itch, only the first time?

I think it's due to the fact that the skin in that area is so sensitive. Once you've shaved it a couple of times, it's not as easily irritated.

[Johnny Stew]

Uh I think that line was passed about 100 pages ago :)

Good point!

[louielouie2000]

Uh I think that line was passed about 100 pages ago :)

Good point!

Yes, and if the thread strays again it'll probably have to be shut down. Let's keep our language creative and/or clinical so the thread can live on. So many of us enjoy it. Mainly, let's refrain from coarse words for body parts and bodily acts. Y'all know I support this thread and think it's a great thing when people can discuss taboo issues openly. I just don't want this thread to become a liability to this board and it's owner. Thanks for understanding!
:wavey:

[BTFLCHLD]

I am in still in possession of my favorite picture of an armpit. :thumbsup:

hi sparky :xoxo:

[Annabell Lee]

Yes, my good friend's g/f has a strap on, she's always plugging his arse up with it, and he LOVES it!

You know that's where a man's g-spot is don't you ? ;)

[Spoinny]

You know that's where a man's g-spot is don't you ? ;)

Yes, right next to the P spot ;)

[louielouie2000]

I think it's due to the fact that the skin in that area is so sensitive. Once you've shaved it a couple of times, it's not as easily irritated.

Yeah, I started shaving my "boys" recently. The first time was pretty traumatic. But every time since has been totally fine. I do it every week or two now with no issues.

[skcin]

I would definitely love something like that but I don't know how to best bring that up to my guy....

Just put in on him. :shrug: I highly doubt he'll object - it's not invasive or anything.

[daniellaaarisen]

Just put in on him. :shrug: I highly doubt he'll object - it's not invasive or anything.

Yeah I think that's the plan. I may just go with a finger vibe and see how that works.

Ahhh, all of these sex toy decisions.

[Dodfather]

To bring this threrad back up here's a question:

What music has everyone got busy to (solo or otherwise!) and what songs work for hot nasty sex versus slow jams for some lovin'??

[daniellaaarisen]

I've never done anything dirty with music in the background :shrug:

[Dodfather]

I don't know why but for some reason I'm really surprised at this!

[kick.inside]

Oh my lord, this thread is ridiculous :laugh:
Too bad I'm so boring, or else I'd have something to contribute.

[mylittledemon]

i dont like music either... i find it distracting... I'd rather hear the sounds of luuuuv (aka bodies smacking, etc) :laugh:

[Dodfather]

i dont like music either... i find it distracting... I'd rather hear the sounds of luuuuv (aka bodies smacking, etc) :laugh:

Oh I'd never put music on deliberately - far too cheesy! There have been a few ocassions though when music has just happened to be on. I think the most random was perhaps Toto - Africa! :laugh:

Oh - and I lost my virginity to This Morning (Richard and Judy) on the tv! Anyone in the UK will get that. It just sorta happened....

[mylittledemon]

i lost my virginity to the sound of falling water... ;)

[McTrouble]

Oh I'd never put music on deliberately - far too cheesy! There have been a few ocassions though when music has just happened to be on. I think the most random was perhaps Toto - Africa! :laugh:

Oh - and I lost my virginity to This Morning (Richard and Judy) on the tv! Anyone in the UK will get that. It just sorta happened....

Well, I can't imagine a sexier couple to get you in the mood.....:rolleyes: :eek:

[Dodfather]

i lost my virginity to the sound of falling water... ;)

Nice.

Well, I can't imagine a sexier couple to get you in the mood.....:rolleyes: :eek:

It wasn't until afterwards that I realised what was on the tv! I wasn't exactly concentrating on them, haha. Hey, if it had been a commercial break then I'd have been done by the time they came back on - first time and all! Haha.

[mylittledemon]

Nice.



Not really. We both worked at the same place... and we were already late for work... so technically I didn't finish, and went to work with the worst case of blueballs.

[GODDESS6]

Not really. We both worked at the same place... and we were already late for work... so technically I didn't finish, and went to work with the worst case of blueballs.

lmao!!!~:lol::lol::lol:

[mylittledemon]

haha, it is ain't it? Wasn't funny at the time...

I remember that I must've been in pain, or walking funny because my good friend Josh goes "Whats the matter with you today?" and I was I think I said "Can you keep a secret?" and I told him what happened and he goes ... "OH SH!T! You got the blue balls!" and then he chased after me trying to thump me in the nuts repeatedly.

[Dodfather]

Not really. We both worked at the same place... and we were already late for work... so technically I didn't finish, and went to work with the worst case of blueballs.

Aagghhhh... agony! Although for me the first time was more like "I've started so I'll...oh, finished!" I've improved since the age of 15!



I remember that I must've been in pain, or walking funny because my good friend Josh goes "Whats the matter with you today?" and I was I think I said "Can you keep a secret?" and I told him what happened and he goes ... "OH SH!T! You got the blue balls!" and then he chased after me trying to thump me in the nuts repeatedly.

What else is a mate to do?!

[Spoinny]

Oh I'd never put music on deliberately - far too cheesy! There have been a few ocassions though when music has just happened to be on. I think the most random was perhaps Toto - Africa! :laugh:

Oh - and I lost my virginity to This Morning (Richard and Judy) on the tv! Anyone in the UK will get that. It just sorta happened....

Back seat of a Chevy Malibu in the back of some parking lot @ 2am, I think "Beat It" was playing ironically enough. Michael Jackson music is NOT good for maintaining an Erect*on!

[ButterCookie]

Please will someone come in here and tell me they've done it to Tusk and how that went for them :lol:

[Dodfather]

Back seat of a Chevy Malibu in the back of some parking lot @ 2am, I think "Beat It" was playing ironically enough. Michael Jackson music is NOT good for maintaining an Erect*on!

Haha! I don't suppose it has the right 'Beat' for it either... I've only fooled around in a car a few times actually. It's always a bit awkward and uncomfortable, but fun nonetheless! It helped that I always had bigger cars because they were cheaper! No car right now though, it sucks.

Well mine was on lunch break from school on my parents sofa in their living room while they were out with, as mentioned, This Morning on the TV!

[Spoinny]

Haha! I don't suppose it has the right 'Beat' for it either... I've only fooled around in a car a few times actually. It's always a bit awkward and uncomfortable, but fun nonetheless! It helped that I always had bigger cars because they were cheaper! No car right now though, it sucks.

Well mine was on lunch break from school on my parents sofa in their living room while they were out with, as mentioned, This Morning on the TV!

Oh I've had plenty of bj's in my cars, hahaha

[Dodfather]

Oh I've had plenty of bj's in my cars, hahaha

Oh I've had those a good few times but, other than a couple of ocassions, not too much more... haha.

[Spoinny]

Oh I've had those a good few times but, other than a couple of ocassions, not too much more... haha.

Yea I pretty much have retired Car Sex, now I stick to bedrooms, kitchens, tables, and outside. (j/k on outside) :]

[Dodfather]

and outside. (j/k on outside) :]

The outside thing can be hot...

[Spoinny]

The outside thing can be hot...

very true, unless it's cold, in which case....SHRINKAGE!! :eek:

[fumidesigns]

i'm horny.

i hate when i'm idle like this. urgh!

[Spoinny]

i'm horny.

i hate when i'm idle like this. urgh!

get some girl!

[fumidesigns]

get some girl!

yes i know. *deep sigh*

who i want, i can't stand.

who i could do, i don't want to.

who wants to give it to me, it's not worth it.

who i'd give it to hard, is not around right now!

urgh!!!

[Spoinny]

yes i know. *deep sigh*

who i want, i can't stand.

who i could do, i don't want to.

who wants to give it to me, it's not worth it.

who i'd give it to hard, is not around right now!

urgh!!!

When you are alone and need the bone, just go it alone....!

[fumidesigns]

When you are alone and need the bone, just go it alone....!

true...................but unfortunately there are some things that i just can't do to myself!

[HomerMcvie]

i lost my virginity to the sound of falling water... ;)

Me too. In the back of my Jeep(try doing it on a 3' long seat!), parked in the middle of a running creek.

[jannieC]

yes i know. *deep sigh*

who i want, i can't stand.

who i could do, i don't want to.

who wants to give it to me, it's not worth it.

who i'd give it to hard, is not around right now!

urgh!!!

I have never had this many options in my entire life. Not at one time, anyway. :lol:

[daniellaaarisen]

i dont like music either... i find it distracting... I'd rather hear the sounds of luuuuv (aka bodies smacking, etc) :laugh:

Exactly. It's so much more animalistic and primal when all you can hear is dirty noises. nom nom nom

[daniellaaarisen]

yes i know. *deep sigh*

who i want, i can't stand.

who i could do, i don't want to.

who wants to give it to me, it's not worth it.

who i'd give it to hard, is not around right now!

urgh!!!

You and I are going to be friends.

[fumidesigns]

I have never had this many options in my entire life. Not at one time, anyway. :lol:

lmaooooooooooooooooo a girl needs options!!!!!!!!!! *looks down at no wedding band*

[fumidesigns]

You and I are going to be friends.

yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!! see ya at webter hall girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! awwwwww sookie!!!!!!!!!!!

[LittleCharmer]

Please will someone come in here and tell me they've done it to Tusk and how that went for them :lol:

*Raises hand*

The record is a suitable length :laugh: Not vinyl of course, I wouldn't have been getting up to switch sides 3 times! I'm luckily not one of those people who assigns memories to certain songs, mostly because I listen to music 24/7 so there are too many memories for each song..! So I don't really remember how it went. Don't think it was anything particularly special though. And I wasn't really listening to the tunes in all honesty!

The other night I did the 'no-pants-dance' to Disintegration by The Cure. Excellent sex music.

[fumidesigns]

never a whole album.....

but i tore my ex up off "gold dust woman" this one night! he loved that song ever since! i swear i don't know what came over me that night!

i usually don't have sex to songs by artist i adore/respect. it just seems......dirty to me. lol! i feel weird. my bff screws her hubby off "lady in my life" - MJ, and i COULD NEVER have sex to michael's voice! i just love it too much.

i guess i'm weird.

[BTFLCHLD]

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[markolas]

Music is distracting. I don't like music as background in general. If I turn on music, it's b/c I want to actively listen to it.

[HomerMcvie]

I have never had this many options in my entire life. Not at one time, anyway. :lol:

Me too! I've thought about it, and it HAS to be spring fever. I had 4 offers last week.

[fumidesigns]

Me too! I've thought about it, and it HAS to be spring fever. I had 4 offers last week.

Omg I'm at the gym right now and I just saw the hottest guy! I should go pinch his butt! j/'

[fumidesigns]

Evermind I'm not his type! He was just looking at the skinniest chick in here!!!!

[bluefox4000]

If you know me, you know music is my life. But I can't have it on when I'm having sex. Too distracting. I can't focus properly on the task at hand;)

Mick

[ButterCookie]

*Raises hand*

The record is a suitable length :laugh: Not vinyl of course, I wouldn't have been getting up to switch sides 3 times! I'm luckily not one of those people who assigns memories to certain songs, mostly because I listen to music 24/7 so there are too many memories for each song..! So I don't really remember how it went. Don't think it was anything particularly special though. And I wasn't really listening to the tunes in all honesty!

The other night I did the 'no-pants-dance' to Disintegration by The Cure. Excellent sex music.

HA! "Just hold that thought a minute honey, gotta turn this bastard over"

I try not to assign memories fo songs because then they become s**t when you can't listen to them without remembering (if it's a bad memory obviouly)

I'm drunk :)

[louielouie2000]

I try not to assign memories fo songs because then they become s**t when you can't listen to them without remembering (if it's a bad memory obviouly)

Ugh, I have entire albums and even artists I can't listen to anymore because of that :distress:

[HomerMcvie]

Ugh, I have entire albums and even artists I can't listen to anymore because of that :distress:

Particular songs of broken hearted periods?
Has Anyone Ever Written Anything For You.(1st true love)

Do You Know(from BTM).(serious crush)

Smile - a song by Lonestar.(love of my life, from which, I almost didn't emerge, alive)

[louielouie2000]

Particular songs of broken hearted periods?

Yes. I can't listen to '80s Heart anymore because that's what the love of my life and I would always listen to when we drove around in my convertible :). I'm more bitter about this than I will admit! :laugh: I can't listen to the Rumours version of Silver Springs anymore because of him either. I'll also never be able to watch Gone With The Wind again because of him. We had a particularly heartbreaking exchange while watching that movie (my ex was an alcoholic and opioid addict).

I don't listen to Garbage anymore because of some twit kid I dated a long time ago. :rolleyes:

[Dodfather]

Oh Louie. that's unfortunate. Those are 3 great things, 80s Heart especially!

To flip it round, has anyone lost the girl/guy but kept listening to artists/albums that they introduced them to? This happened to me with John Hiatt.

[louielouie2000]

To flip it round, has anyone lost the girl/guy but kept listening to artists/albums that they introduced them to? This happened to me with John Hiatt.

Yes! I would have never listened to Madonna's Ray Of Light had it not been for an ex of mine. I adore that album to this day. The ex introducing me to Ray Of Light ended up opening the door to me listening to more Madonna. I doubt I'd have ever bought Bedtime Stories had I not dated that guy... which is probably one of my top 10 albums.

[Dodfather]

I doubt I'd have ever bought Bedtime Stories had I not dated that guy... which is probably one of my top 10 albums.

Ray Of Light is indeed a class album. Nice random call on Bedtime Stories too - an often forgotten Madonna album. I love Take A Bow, Human Nature and Forbidden Love.

I actually think Erotica may be the most underrated one though, lost as it became in all the hoopla of the Sex book. It has Rain, Bad Girl (GREAT video), Deeper and Deeper and the title track. Something To Remember (her ballads album) is one of my favourites. I just don't like much of her stuff since Music at all.

[mylittledemon]

"rain" and "i'll remember" are two of my favourite madonner tunes :nod:

[Dodfather]

I'll Remember is excellent. That whole Something To Remember album is pretty flawless. If it had Bad Girl on it it would be perfect. I propose an updated release that includes Bad Girl, Secret and The Power Of Goodbye. Of course I could just do this myself...

[GODDESS6]

:p lololol, love starting off the day by 'getting some'~

[Spoinny]

Yes! I would have never listened to Madonna's Ray Of Light had it not been for an ex of mine. I adore that album to this day. The ex introducing me to Ray Of Light ended up opening the door to me listening to more Madonna. I doubt I'd have ever bought Bedtime Stories had I not dated that guy... which is probably one of my top 10 albums.

No, but I have turned about 3 exes into Stevie fanatics, and they still are as far as I know :), including my current future ex

[fumidesigns]

my cramps r kickin my ass!!!!

[LikeAWillow]

:p lololol, love starting off the day by 'getting some'~

GOOD FOR YOU. I wish we had more posts like this.

[KarmaContestant]

Yes. I can't listen to '80s Heart anymore because that's what the love of my life and I would always listen to when we drove around in my convertible :). I'm more bitter about this than I will admit! :laugh: I can't listen to the Rumours version of Silver Springs anymore because of him either. I'll also never be able to watch Gone With The Wind again because of him. We had a particularly heartbreaking exchange while watching that movie (my ex was an alcoholic and opioid addict).

I don't listen to Garbage anymore because of some twit kid I dated a long time ago. :rolleyes:


I'm just spouting off here, but I wanted to say: Don't let the past ruin your favorite music for you! You can always find new memories to go with those songs. :woohoo:

[skcin]

:p lololol, love starting off the day by 'getting some'~

Agreed. :thumbsup:

[fumidesigns]

:p lololol, love starting off the day by 'getting some'~

you siggy totally fits this post!!!!! lmao!

[LittleCharmer]

:p lololol, love starting off the day by 'getting some'~

Especially when they wake you up by kissing you and by the time you're fully awake things are in full flow :]

you siggy totally fits this post!!!!! lmao!

I think mine fits most of the posts in this thread :P

[fumidesigns]

Especially when they wake you up by kissing you and by the time you're fully awake things are in full flow :]

PREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[louielouie2000]

Especially when they wake you up by kissing you and by the time you're fully awake things are in full flow :]

One of my ex's was really into this and I *HATED* it! :lol: I am so slow to wake up, and am generally crabby in the mornings. Not to mention I don't like anyone near me until I've brushed my teeth and showered.

[LikeAWillow]

One of my ex's was really into this and I *HATED* it! :lol: I am so slow to wake up, and am generally crabby in the mornings. Not to mention I don't like anyone near me until I've brushed my teeth and showered.

Every word of this is my life.

[mylittledemon]

One of my ex's was really into this and I *HATED* it! :lol: I am so slow to wake up, and am generally crabby in the mornings. Not to mention I don't like anyone near me until I've brushed my teeth and showered.

lol... yup

[gfd1963]

Oh - and I lost my virginity to This Morning (Richard and Judy) on the tv! Anyone in the UK will get that. It just sorta happened....

That just nearly made me choke on my coffee!

[Dodfather]

That just nearly made me choke on my coffee!

Glad to be of service!

[tbaker3]

I JUST realized this thread existed! What fun! Whats the topic? I'm SOOOO ready to jump in this one.

[tbaker3]

Actually. No. I've got my own.

So I just starting seeing this guy within the last 2 weeks. We hung out a couple of times with friends (how we met) and now we've been on a couple of dates.

I've never been too terribly good at NOT sleeping with people right away, but I'm trying this whole "not being a ho" thing...

When would be a not whory/but not prudish time to "get it in?"

Should it be measured in weeks/months (god I hope not months) or number of dates?

For someone who is great at giving people advice, I am clueless about how to run my own...

[fumidesigns]

Actually. No. I've got my own.

So I just starting seeing this guy within the last 2 weeks. We hung out a couple of times with friends (how we met) and now we've been on a couple of dates.

I've never been too terribly good at NOT sleeping with people right away, but I'm trying this whole "not being a ho" thing...

When would be a not whory/but not prudish time to "get it in?"

Should it be measured in weeks/months (god I hope not months) or number of dates?

For someone who is great at giving people advice, I am clueless about how to run my own...

i soooooooooooo appreciate your realness! imo u should go with what you feel! if you're ready right now for some d*ck and balls.......go for it. the only one defining your "ho'dom" is YOU my dear! you're a grown ass woman right? do da damn thang! as long as you TAKE CARE OF YOUR BITNESS so you can stick around w/ us and rock out..............i say get dat nut.

*drops mic*

[tbaker3]

i soooooooooooo appreciate your realness! imo u should go with what you feel! if you're ready right now for some d*ck and balls.......go for it. the only one defining your "ho'dom" is YOU my dear! you're a grown ass woman right? do da damn thang! as long as you TAKE CARE OF YOUR BITNESS so you can stick around w/ us and rock out..............i say get dat nut.

*drops mic*

Well. I'm a grown ass man, but whatevs. And I find that if you get to bin-ness right away, you neglect actually getting to know eachother... And I'm totally guilty of all the hit its and quit its. But, like the song says, "I'm getting older too." And things that were alright when I was in the earlier part of my 20's, aren't really right now at 26. I do NOT know how to be a grown up.