TMI thread. Discussion of sensitive ADULT issues/triggers. Enter with awareness! [Archive] - Page 5

skcin

03-21-2011, 10:40 AM

Now don't be putting words in my mouth, Missy. I never used the terms "weak" or "abnormal." I just opined that it's a bodily function that can be controlled quite easily. Yes, every once in a while a person may need to go off-schedule. Sure, it happens. But I'm talking about people who do this almost every day. At my last job, I could walk into the bathroom and recognize instantly who was in there after one whiff; that's how frequently this particular individual chose to do this at work. Trust me, if your senses were assaulted like this day after day by the same individual, you would also find it highly offensive, to say the least.

I do feel sorry for sufferers of IBS, but that's more of a woman's problem. Chances are, if the repeat-offender is a man, he doesn't have IBS; he's just plain gross.

But this is MY POINT! :laugh: It happens once in a while to most people - there's nothing wrong with that! You're judging people to be gross when you don't even know them! Maybe that's the first time they've had to poop in public in a year.

I hope & assume you never take road trips or go camping.

Now. For people who do this all the time (like Homie's bar buddy), I agree, it's a bit odd & inconsiderate. He obviously has some issues he should see a doc for.

This is interesting. The person in question who drove me to begin this topic of conversation was a man, andI was incensed mainly because he seems to repeat the action every time he visits my house. I wouldn't be so presumptuous as to say that it's broadly a male problem, but for comparison, my sister suffers from IBS and I can't even tell when she's been to the toilet :shrug: It's a running joke in the family that she's never taken a sh*t in her life That, to me, is courtesy.
My original point was not 'How dare someone's sh*t stink!' - it was 'Why do some people not take the initiative to mask their odorous by-products when the opportunity is available to them?' I'd imagine it would be natural to be aware of the way you leave a room, especially if it isn't within your own home.

Now THAT, I don't get either. If there's spray or matches, make an effort. Courtesy flush even.

The other thing that I hate is when you're at someone's house for a party & someone goes in the main bathroom to poop (like, the guest bathroom on the main floor that everyone else is using.) If I had to go, I'd use a more "private" bathroom if there is one (and if I wasn't sure the host would like me lurking around their house seeking one out, I'd come out & ask them!) I hate it when people don't go upstairs to use my other bathroom when I'm entertaining, but use the main one of the first floor instead. Now that IS gross.

Why would anyone want to control stuff like this, honestly, life is too short. Just go when you need to go. Anyone who stinks out a bathroom on a regular basis either has an awful diet (like eating too much meat) or is unhealthy in some way. But some people are like that and they don't care.

Other people do pretty well without ever having to resort to air freshener, and if I ever find myself having a pooping schedule, the world has permission to shoot me
Btw, a hang-up over toilet business is a sure sign that you're uptight

THANK YOU! :xoxo: So true!

I get up, drink two cans of my coffee(TAB), then the shop's open for business! 30 out of 31 days, I only go the one time. Thanks TAB!:thumbsup:

I don't have a hangup about it, but I DO have a hangup about nasty assed public restrooms(~shudder~). I is a germophobe!

Having to drink TAB to poop means you aren't really in control of your body. :laugh: You're taking a daily laxative.

I'm too lazy to paste quotes, but this poo talk is too much! What if you don't have to go before work? What if you get somewhere and you have to go? That's what a bathroom is for! I really do relate to how awful it is to walk in a public bathroom and smell someone's lingering ****e but I still can't fault them because bathroom were invented for pooping and peeing. One enters a public bathroom at one's own risk.

Now, if I enter my office and realize someone crapped in the corner, I'm going to be angry.

YES!

You know how I told you I take 5 mile long walks? Well, at one point last year I was walking in the middle of a residential neighborhood and all of a sudden that feeling came over me. Probably the same feeling a pregnant woman feels when her water breaks. I knew my dump was coming real soon but what do I do? Where do I go? There are no stores anywhere near me and no woods to crawl into. What would you do Jannie?? In a panic I noticed someones open garage and into that sucker I went, crouched down in a corner and released that baby. It was so humiliating. Praying to God I wouldn't get caught and imagining those poor people getting into their car and smelling that sheet.
These days when I walk by that garage I notice they still have the door wide open...
TMI

You can't be for real. :shocked:

I have a friend (no really, it wasn't me :laugh: ) who has real issues - not sure if he's been diagnosed, but I'd bet he has IBS or soemthing similar. Anyway, he got the urge while driving & was trying to get to a public bathroom. Knew he wasn't going to make it. Pulled over, opened his door & squatted next to it. Had to wipe with an old Tshirt he happened to have in the car. He obviously left the Tshirt there. It was near a school & police station & he was petrified the whole time that a cop was going to pull over. At least it wasn't on someon'es property.

It looks like you and I are in more control of our bodies, than most.....

I just never HAVE to go, NOW. It just doesn't happen.:]

Obviously not. If you have to drink TAB to go every time, you're actually chronically constipated.

Rock and roll ballerina, where else would she go?

Also camchristo, how rude of you to make this comment. Didn't someone state earlier in this thread that no one is to be judged for what they reveal? Who are you to judge me for my actions until you too one day may face the same predicament?

Sorry dude, but I agree that merits a comment. I would have knocked on a door & begged - if that failed I would have found a tree or a side/backyard over a garage.

Just read this. Wow. I would absolutely sooner s**t my pants than do that. I wouldn't even consider it, not in the most desperate circumstances. Interesting that you found it humiliating - imagine the poor ba**ard who found it and had to clean it up? Never mind about judgement - dude, you can't post stuff like that anywhere and expect people to say nothing. I don't know about the US, but if you'd got caught doing that here, you'd wind up with a record. Why didn't you just knock on doors and ask to use a bathroom? In a few minutes, you'd have found someone who would have let you.

Honestly, if I caught anyone dropping one in my garage, I'd give them a range of new holes to emit from in future.

Well, at the least I would think it's trespassing. :shrug: Vandalism maybe?

My dad has an air rifle. Do they count?

Omg someone pooped in the staff entrance door way just after christmas at work! We were too busy laughing to do anything and I have no idea who cleaned it up.

Classy. We've had students poop in hallways & dresser drawers. Ick.

Oh get over yourself. In case you didn't notice, people are commenting on pretty much every post in this thread. Did you really think such a disturbing post wouldn't garner some disgust? If you can't handle it, don't post things like that.

Yes, yes and yes. I would never think about doing that for one second. I would either find an out of the way tree or just s**t my pants and get home to mitigate the damage as soon as possible. And yes, if he had been caught, he definitely would have been arrested and faced some charges. Now, I can't say I would ever let a stranger in my house to use the bathroom, but someone might have. And I definitely would have kicked the ass of anyone I found doing that in my garage.

I'm with you Cammie. :shrug:

skcin

03-21-2011, 10:41 AM

no surprise here. one would hope the crapper has since been using a pooper scooper as a walking stick.

OMG. :laugh:

Well, I TOTALLY get the having to go in to work, before your "regularly scheduled programming" kicks in! Thus is the beauty of me working a nighttime occupation. I can wait that bitch out! Occasionally, I'll even throw a third can of TAB at it, if I'm just not feeling it.

Some things never cease to amaze me....I mean WOW. There's only one person here(great talking to you, last night!:thumbsup:), that I tell all my dirty secrets(no, I've never sh*t on somebody's else's property!) to.

1) You can? Cuz earlier it didn't sound that way at all.
2) So Cammie says basically the same thing I did & you agree with her? :laugh: I can't win with you.

I saw somebody wearing this t-shirt yesterday and I have NOT been able to stop laughing!!
http://posterous.com/getfile/files.posterous.com/failshirt/nuO3jG7Mh4ZSSKJ0jbCg6D19TqWPjoORB3z2ngkKVRYJ5wjzHbpfF1N37ZSK/i-came-on-eileen-shirt.jpg

That's pretty funny.

I used to have a friend, who once told me, that he liked to go out into his yard, late night, and take a crap, in various places. He said, "do you ever do that?"

"Uh, noooo"

That's...interesting. :shocked:

So my TMI? I think God was punishing me for discussing poop so much. I had quite a weekend. Not a viral thing, I think I ate something that seriously disagreed with me or I'm having gallbladder problems or something. Don't want to get into it, but I'd guess I went at least 40 times total. You'll all be thrilled to know that I did not have to go public with it at all. :thumbsup: Go me.

HejiraNYC

03-21-2011, 12:18 PM

HomerMcvie

03-21-2011, 01:21 PM

1) You can? Cuz earlier it didn't sound that way at all.
2) So Cammie says basically the same thing I did & you agree with her? :laugh: I can't win with you.

That's pretty funny.

Sometimes it feels like you're trying to pick a fight with me, and I don't feel that, with Cammie. So yes, I might be more inclined to agree with her.:sorry: I don't want to argue, and I'm sure I'm probably the target of Snarkorama 2011, on some other board out there.,.:;"',.:;'.,... I would log on and read it, if I cared. But.I.don't.

I don't think the fact that I like to drink two cans of TAB, and usually poop after that, means that I'm constipated. I mean, isn't that half of the reason that people drink coffee? Because it makes them go?

skcin

03-21-2011, 01:32 PM

^^You know, for all of these absolutely disgusting anecodotes about having to go with urgency, I think y'all are actually strengthening my assertion that these things need to be addressed proactively, ideally on a set regimen. It really is just like any other ablution; it requires no thought at all. If you clean your body, you should probably clean out your bowels too (ideally the latter before the former). That simple. I don't know why y'all think it's uptight, odd, anal retentive or whatever. All I know is that you will never. NEVER see my banging on doors or searching feverishly for facilities while in the midst of going about my daily activities.

Aren't you a medical professional? It just blows my mind that you think most people should be in complete control of their bowels 99% of the time. :shrug:

Sometimes it feels like you're trying to pick a fight with me, and I don't feel that, with Cammie. So yes, I might be more inclined to agree with her.:sorry: I don't want to argue, and I'm sure I'm probably the target of Snarkorama 2011, on some other board out there.,.:;"',.:;'.,... I would log on and read it, if I cared. But.I.don't.

I don't think the fact that I like to drink two cans of TAB, and usually poop after that, means that I'm constipated. I mean, isn't that half of the reason that people drink coffee? Because it makes them go?

But she had the same points as I did! :lol: And if you'll recall, she's on "that board" too. So because I debated you first, I'm wrong & picking on you? WTH? It's honestly not personal for me - I really do just disagree with you on a lot of things. Apparently it is personal for you. :shrug:

And if you can't poop without assistance, you're constipated. Could you poop if you didn't drink it? I know caffeine is not artificial like Ex-lax or PeriColace, but it still stimulates the bowel & it's still giving you help. Like, your body needs roughage & fiber & water for proper nutrition & to poop properly - it doesn't (or shouldn't) need caffeine. Same for people who smoke to poop.

I drink coffee cuz it warms me up, it tastes good (although I tend to put sweetenrs & flavors in mine, so that helps) and gives me a bit of pep. It honestly doesn't make me poop. :shrug: I mean, I can go even if I don't drink it.

Can we get off of pooping now? Please? I think we've established that most people much prefer to go at home, but things do happen. Also, that we agree you should take measures to minimize other people's olfactory discomfort if you do have to go in public. That about it?

I've got a good one for you all. Apparently, it's become popular with the younger crowd (like, teens & early 20's) to clean the inside of their vaginas. As in, cram a soapy washcloth or baby wipe up there & scrub-a-dub. :shocked: Please, if ANYONE here is doing that - STOP IT! It's not good for you & will actually promote infections. Washing your external genitals really is enough. Kids of like how you're not really supposed to be cramming Q-Tips in your ear to get the wax out. :)

HomerMcvie

03-21-2011, 01:43 PM

But she had the same points as I did! :lol: And if you'll recall, she's on "that board" too. So because I debated you first, I'm wrong & picking on you? WTH?

And if you can't poop without assistance, you're constipated. Could you poop if you didn't drink it? I know caffeine is not artificial like Ex-lax or PeriColace, but it still stimulates the bowel & it's still giving you help. Like, your body needs roughage & fiber & water for proper nutrition & to poop properly - it doesn't (or shouldn't) need caffeine. Same for people who smoke to poop.

I drink coffee cuz it warms me up, it tastes good (although I tend to put sweetenrs & flavors in mine, so that helps) and gives me a bit of pep. It honestly doesn't make me poop. :shrug: I mean, I can go even if I don't drink it.

I know she's on "that board" also. I don't get the vibe, that Cammie's trying to pick a fight, though. That's the difference. I have no real problem with you, though, Paula. It's all good.

Actually, my years as a morning pooper are over. The TAB did always work in that way. The past couple of years, though, I've become more of an evening guy. So I guess there's not a direct correlation, between the TAB and pooping. Obviously, I LOVE the taste of TAB, or I wouldn't stockpile 40 12-packs of the stuff. They day they finally stop making it, well, I'll have to buy up all I can find! Of course, it's probably not good after a couple of years, so a 2 year supply would have to suffice. Hell, I've got an 8 month supply, now!

HejiraNYC

03-21-2011, 02:23 PM

Can we get off of pooping now? Please? I think we've established that most people much prefer to go at home, but things do happen. Also, that we agree you should take measures to minimize other people's olfactory discomfort if you do have to go in public. That about it?

I've got a good one for you all. Apparently, it's become popular with the younger crowd (like, teens & early 20's) to clean the inside of their vaginas. As in, cram a soapy washcloth or baby wipe up there & scrub-a-dub. :shocked: Please, if ANYONE here is doing that - STOP IT! It's not good for you & will actually promote infections. Washing your external genitals really is enough. Kids of like how you're not really supposed to be cramming Q-Tips in your ear to get the wax out. :)

Oh yes, let's make a beeline straight from poop to p***y. :lol:

I think there is probably a lot of peer pressure to smell like a rose garden down there. Perhaps it's because being a cunning linguist is so much more an open topic of discussion these days (thanks to Carrie, Charlotte, Miranda and Samantha) and a lot of embarassing stories about stank v-j have probably made the rounds. I know comedians are definitely more open about riffing on this subject. But it must be a dilemma- trying to find that correct balance between being "healthy" while also not attracting the attention of stray cats and flies.

DefDumbandBlond

03-21-2011, 02:42 PM

Erm well that's definitely not good to do but as for the wax thing I'd rather not walk around growing potatoes in my ear. :D

ButterCookie

03-21-2011, 02:43 PM

I've got a good one for you all. Apparently, it's become popular with the younger crowd (like, teens & early 20's) to clean the inside of their vaginas. As in, cram a soapy washcloth or baby wipe up there & scrub-a-dub. :shocked: Please, if ANYONE here is doing that - STOP IT! It's not good for you & will actually promote infections. Washing your external genitals really is enough. Kids of like how you're not really supposed to be cramming Q-Tips in your ear to get the wax out. :)

:shocked: Dear gott in himmel. WHYYYYYY. I'm cringing at the thought of how painful that would be.

McTrouble

03-21-2011, 03:01 PM

:shocked: Dear gott in himmel. WHYYYYYY. I'm cringing at the thought of how painful that would be.

I am nearly peeing myself laughing - better go and get clean!

I prefer the poopy line of conversation, having a very lavatorial (or toilet) sense of humour.

skcin

03-21-2011, 03:09 PM

Oh yes, let's make a beeline straight from poop to p***y. :lol:

I think there is probably a lot of peer pressure to smell like a rose garden down there. Perhaps it's because being a cunning linguist is so much more an open topic of discussion these days (thanks to Carrie, Charlotte, Miranda and Samantha) and a lot of embarassing stories about stank v-j have probably made the rounds. I know comedians are definitely more open about riffing on this subject. But it must be a dilemma- trying to find that correct balance between being "healthy" while also not attracting the attention of stray cats and flies.

1) Do I need to tell you about the girl who keeps shoing up with E Coli in her vag? Talk about poop to p*ssy. Literally. Barf.
2) I know. People (young people especially) equate any odor with being gross & dirty. P*ssies smell. :shrug: They just do. They shouldn't smell funky or nasty & you certainly shouldn't be able to smell them from afar, but there IS an odor & it's natural. A good shower once daily really should be all most people need.

Erm well that's definitely not good to do but as for the wax thing I'd rather not walk around growing potatoes in my ear. :D

You'll impact your wax & cause damage eventually. Cleaning the outer part is OK, and the entrance to the canal (I'm not saying you should leave chunks there for people to see!) But Q-Tips INTO the ear canal is a no-no.

I am nearly peeing myself laughing - better go and get clean!

I prefer the poopy line of conversation, having a very lavatorial (or toilet) sense of humour.

Well, I figured we'd never all agree on pooping (since the debate continued all weekend) so we should just move on. Not saying it's off limits or anything, but why beat a dead horse with a piece of sh*t? :cool:

DefDumbandBlond

03-21-2011, 06:51 PM

You'll impact your wax & cause damage eventually. Cleaning the outer part is OK, and the entrance to the canal (I'm not saying you should leave chunks there for people to see!) But Q-Tips INTO the ear canal is a no-no.

Oh yeah I don't shove a Q Tip down there like I'm digging for gold or anything (no pun intended http://www.blondieforum.com/images/smilies/insane.gif) just the areas you mentioned. I'm a clean-o-phobe I guess the word is so the idea of not doing anything about it at all weirds me out. :lol: Some people have said you shouldn't do it period.

BTFLCHLD

03-21-2011, 11:03 PM

skcin

03-22-2011, 09:01 AM

^ I was afraid to click Play. :p But I did. Eh. :shrug:

BTFLCHLD

03-22-2011, 11:24 AM

BTFLCHLD

03-22-2011, 11:50 AM

^ I was afraid to click Play. :p But I did. Eh. :shrug: yeps, eh...that funeral bit was a dud. JTIS as all that talk of earwax made me quesy.
something about 'PENIS' rverberating in my ears makes me feel a lot better. :D

DefDumbandBlond

03-22-2011, 12:25 PM

Just choked on my drink at 'full throttle douche bottle' :laugh::laugh:

HomerMcvie

03-22-2011, 01:12 PM

APerfectLie

03-22-2011, 05:36 PM

Wow.just.wow.
John, I always knew you weren't quite right, and now I have my proof!:lol::lol::lol:
I kid!
Well, not really.
But I still think ^ that's hilarious.
Thanks for sharing...:lol:
:angel:

Yeah, I'm a strange bird. But I'm not even a bird, and thats the strangest part!

HomerMcvie

03-23-2011, 02:02 AM

daniellaaarisen

03-23-2011, 02:09 AM

You can't post something like that and expect everyone to refrain from asking who you're Facebook sexting with.

louielouie2000

03-23-2011, 02:15 AM

So if you're Facebook sexting,..., is it wrong, if it's with another Ledgie?

It's so funny how deeply sexting has invaded every aspect of life LOL. You know Mr Buckingham would be proud... after all, he got one Mac album named after the male "member," and another Mac album is a euphemism for breeding :laugh:.

HomerMcvie

03-23-2011, 02:44 AM

You can't post something like that and expect everyone to refrain from asking who you're Facebook sexting with.

Discretion, is the greater part of valor....or some sh*t like that!:lol:

HomerMcvie

03-23-2011, 02:46 AM

It's so funny how deeply sexting has invaded every aspect of life LOL. You know Mr Buckingham would be proud... after all, he got one Mac album named after the male "member," and another Mac album is a euphemism for breeding :laugh:.

I'd never sexted before, in my life! I don't do online dating/hookups, or any of that sh*t, even though I have friends that do. It's just not my thing. I wanna know someone.....

skcin

03-23-2011, 11:20 AM

So if you're Facebook sexting,..., is it wrong, if it's with another Ledgie?
Just axing....
What is the protocol?:lol:
I would think the fact that we're Ledgies, grants us some sort of FM immunity.....am I wrong?:lol:
WWSND? (come on, she screwed Joe Walsh.....and even worse, Mick,....would you really take advice from her?)
These are the life changing issues, that I ponder.....:lol:

I asked you not to talk about that here. :o

I don't think it's wrong unless you're in a committed relationship with someone else. I mean, unless your partner's cool with it. But if you feel the need to hide it from that person? Not OK.

daniellaaarisen

03-24-2011, 04:13 AM

Would discussing female ejaculation cross the TMI thread line?

mylittledemon

03-24-2011, 04:21 AM

Would discussing female ejaculation cross the TMI thread line?

:shocked:

:thumbsup:

LittleCharmer

03-24-2011, 04:38 AM

Would discussing female ejaculation cross the TMI thread line?

The woman, the myth, the legend!
I say go ahead. The warning's in the title - if people choose to read this thread and don't like it, they only have themselves to blame.

HejiraNYC

03-24-2011, 09:33 AM

Would discussing female ejaculation cross the TMI thread line?

I think it's an urban legend. May as well discuss Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny while you're at it.

skcin

03-24-2011, 10:00 AM

Would discussing female ejaculation cross the TMI thread line?

No. Why would it? :shrug:

You were saying?

BTFLCHLD

03-24-2011, 11:19 AM

Would discussing female ejaculation cross the TMI thread line?
go for it!
http://www.suprmchaos.com/squirt_090104.jpg

HomerMcvie

03-24-2011, 12:11 PM

I'm just glad we have someone guiding us, as our moral compass.:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

skcin

03-24-2011, 12:18 PM

I'm just glad we have someone guiding us, as our moral compass.:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

Who? The mods? I think they've been pretty cool about this thread.

chiliD

03-24-2011, 02:35 PM

Would discussing female ejaculation cross the TMI thread line?

Are there visual aids to go with the discussion? :shrug:

HomerMcvie

03-24-2011, 02:42 PM

Are there visual aids to go with the discussion? :shrug:

I maintain, that we need a "like" button, on the Ledge!!!:thumbsup:

mylittledemon

03-24-2011, 02:43 PM

go for it!
http://www.suprmchaos.com/squirt_090104.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v347/Mr.Spider/211qff5.gif

HomerMcvie

03-24-2011, 02:55 PM

I had so hoped for a Ledgie sextfest, for a third consecutive night last night, but was let down...:(:(:(

skcin

03-24-2011, 03:30 PM

Are there visual aids to go with the discussion? :shrug:

Here ya go Chili:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDEeCFDAYSU

:laugh:

louielouie2000

03-24-2011, 03:41 PM

I had so hoped for a Ledgie sextfest, for a third consecutive night last night, but was let down...:(:(:(

It seems it's your permanent destiny to remain c*ck blocked! :laugh:

HomerMcvie

03-24-2011, 03:50 PM

It seems it's your permanent destiny to remain c*ck blocked! :laugh:

I recently fired a friend, for continuous c*ckblocking.

Don't get between Homie and his poontang!!!! :mad:

louielouie2000

03-24-2011, 03:52 PM

go for it!
http://www.suprmchaos.com/squirt_090104.jpg

This reminds me of the episode of Sex And The City where Samantha is in a lesbian relationship and discovers female ejaculation isn't a myth while going down on her girlfriend. I think that STILL rates as one of the most awesomely shocking moments in TV history! :laugh:

One of my straight buddies loves talking about how he used to make his ex wife ejaculate through oral sex, and how her ejaculate would get foamy in his beard in the process. I still want to crawl into a dark corner and huddle in the fetal position thinking about that conversation. :lol:

HomerMcvie

03-24-2011, 03:58 PM

mylittledemon

03-24-2011, 10:20 PM

HomerMcvie

03-24-2011, 10:41 PM

To whom it may concern:
I thought it was HILARIOUS, getting that nude pic, while I was in a meeting with my boss, today. It was all I could do, not to have a sh*t eating grin!

Moz

03-24-2011, 11:04 PM

I can't believe I went through 80% of this thread and didn't see one conversation about the tossing of salads! :laugh:

louielouie2000

03-24-2011, 11:31 PM

I can't believe I went through 80% of this thread and didn't see one conversation about the tossing of salads! :laugh:

Touche! :laugh:

Never been a fan of the salad. You aren't tossing mine, and I ain't tossing yours! :eek:

...pass the sausage instead! :p

DavidMn

03-24-2011, 11:35 PM

Touche! :laugh:

Never been a fan of the salad. You aren't tossing mine, and I ain't tossing yours! :eek:

...pass the sausage instead! :pWhats a salad without blue cheese dressing. mmmmmmm;)

daniellaaarisen

03-25-2011, 12:14 AM

I think it's an urban legend. May as well discuss Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny while you're at it.

WRONG. Did it last night for the first time. I was stunned.

mylittledemon

03-25-2011, 12:15 AM

The first time it happened to me, I thought I was being peed on. :shocked:

daniellaaarisen

03-25-2011, 12:20 AM

The first time it happened to me, I thought I was being peed on. :shocked:

I thought that at first! I was freaking out because I went to the bathroom all of five minutes before starting my solo sexcapade last night. And then I figured it out and gave myself a massive high five.

mylittledemon

03-25-2011, 12:44 AM

Dat's hot.

Dodfather

03-25-2011, 04:54 AM

To whom it may concern:
I thought it was HILARIOUS, getting that nude pic, while I was in a meeting with my boss, today. It was all I could do, not to have a sh*t eating grin!

You're welcome - I'm sure you had to scroll down, and down again though so I hope it wasn't too obvious.

The first time it happened to me, I thought I was being peed on. :shocked:

I only learnt that this had happened afterwards - it was weird! I was a little drunk and me and an ex were fooling around. The following day I remembered that we'd had an especially good night and she then told me exactly what had happened! D'oh! It's never happened to me since and if she hadn't told me then I'd never have known!

HomerMcvie

03-25-2011, 05:10 AM

You're welcome - I'm sure you had to scroll down, and down again though so I hope it wasn't too obvious.

:mad::mad::mad:This is why we can't have nice things!:mad::mad::mad:

Dodfather

03-25-2011, 06:06 AM

Hahahaha! Sorry man but if there's a tone there I'll lower it and if there's added wrongness than all the better.

markolas

03-25-2011, 08:28 AM

Touche! :laugh:

Never been a fan of the salad. You aren't tossing mine, and I ain't tossing yours! :eek:

I love tossing salad. The bf won't reciprocate, but I'm used to it. :distress:

I could never be with a guy who wouldn't let me rim him, or who had issues with buttsex, generally. I'm fairly vanilla, but if even *I* think you're a prude, it's just not gonna work. The older I get, the less use I have for sexual inhibitions.

Homonormativity (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heteronormativity#Homonormativity) hurts my everything.

skcin

03-25-2011, 10:25 AM

One of my straight buddies loves talking about how he used to make his ex wife ejaculate through oral sex, and how her ejaculate would get foamy in his beard in the process. I still want to crawl into a dark corner and huddle in the fetal position thinking about that conversation. :lol:

Ew! :lol: This makes me picture 70's porn with hair everywhere.

WRONG. Did it last night for the first time. I was stunned.

We already established that it's not a myth. Did NOBODY watch the informative Dr. Laura video I posted? :distress: :p

I love tossing salad. The bf won't reciprocate, but I'm used to it. :distress:

Bummer for you, dude.

markolas

03-25-2011, 11:22 AM

We already established that it's not a myth. Did NOBODY watch the informative Dr. Laura video I posted? :distress: :p

Dr. Laura? That hateful old witch did a video about female ejaculation?

Bummer for you, dude.

I prefer to give than receive, but it kind of is, yeah.

skcin

03-25-2011, 11:36 AM

Dr. Laura? That hateful old witch did a video about female ejaculation?

HA! No - I should have clarified - it's Dr. Laura Berman, the Oprah chick. Not the other one.

HomerMcvie

03-25-2011, 04:57 PM

Hahahaha! Sorry man but if there's a tone there I'll lower it and if there's added wrongness than all the better.

If it's wrong to be so wrong, I don't wanna be right!:wavey:

mylittledemon

03-25-2011, 05:39 PM

LOL... coming to america

HomerMcvie

03-25-2011, 05:41 PM

LOL... coming to america

Legend has it, that you've done some sexting in your time...:confused:

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

mylittledemon

03-25-2011, 05:45 PM

haha it wasn't as bad as "legend" has it. I actually sent them to 2 people. One of these people asked me if I minded if they "share" them, and I said no.

Ghost_Tracker

03-25-2011, 05:53 PM

We already established that it's not a myth.

The thing I can't quite figure is that Professional Sex Researchers still can't decide if it's for real or not. Where do they find these people??? :shocked:

mylittledemon

03-25-2011, 05:54 PM

The thing I can't quite figure is that Professional Sex Researchers still can't decide if it's for real or not. Where do they find these people??? :shocked:

It's not a myth! haha... I just think that majority of women simply cannot do it.

Would sharing them here well and truly cross the TMI threshold?? Haha.

HAHA... I ain't goin' down that road again.

daniellaaarisen

03-26-2011, 01:03 AM

It's not a myth! haha... I just think that majority of women simply cannot do it.

I think a lot are, it just takes an earthshattering orgasm.

Dodfather

03-26-2011, 02:53 AM

It's not a myth! haha... I just think that majority of women simply cannot do it.

HAHA... I ain't goin' down that road again.

Haha - I was kidding! After I posted I did think "s**t, what if he does??" and I didn't actually want to see them!

mylittledemon

03-26-2011, 03:08 AM

I wouldnt have... and I knew you were kidding ;)

Dodfather

03-26-2011, 03:17 AM

I thought so!

fumidesigns

03-26-2011, 10:31 PM

Okay... over a dozen posts later and there's barely anything I would consider TMI. If you're all for it, then when are we going to start reading anything truly TMI:

-Grooming habits... down there?
-Tampons or pads?
-Lights on or off?
-Top or bottom?
-Floaters or sinkers?

We want to know! :mad:

i'm game......late as hell, but game lol:

bald
pads
ON!!!
BOTH!!!!
im confused on that last one.........

mylittledemon

03-26-2011, 11:06 PM

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn

fumidesigns

03-26-2011, 11:28 PM

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn

OMG I SOOOOOOOOO REMEMBER YOU! :xoxo:

mylittledemon

03-26-2011, 11:51 PM

have we met?

fumidesigns

03-27-2011, 12:02 AM

have we met?

ummmmmmmmmmm not in person. lmaoooooooooo wth?!

i remember you from the boards here from yrs ago.

louielouie2000

03-27-2011, 12:03 AM

im confused on that last one.........

The last one is asking if your poo sinks or floats :cool:

have we met?

fumidesigns used to be Tyshiria back in the old days of the Ledge :)

We totally need some new TMI topics. Bueller?

mylittledemon

03-27-2011, 12:06 AM

Yeah I just saw her new intro thread... I don't remember the username! But I'm surely she was/is lovely! hahaha

Want some TMI... I made a masturbation video when I was 17... that woulda been in 95 or 96... and I have NO IDEA where that tape ended up. No joke! My parents divorced a year later... so yeah... :shrug: :distress:

louielouie2000

03-27-2011, 12:13 AM

Want some TMI... I made a masturbation video when I was 17... that woulda been in 95 or 96... and I have NO IDEA where that tape ended up. No joke! My parents divorced a year later... so yeah... :shrug: :distress:

:laugh:

I used to do that when I was in my teens, too. I'd use my parents camcorder, then immediately record over it to get rid of the evidence. :lol:

I thought I was good at getting rid of the evidence of my teen hormones, but my Mom LOVES to taunt me about all the socks I "ruined" when I was a teenager (draw your own conclusions).

fumidesigns

03-27-2011, 12:18 AM

daniellaaarisen

03-27-2011, 12:40 AM

Want some TMI... I made a masturbation video when I was 17... that woulda been in 95 or 96... and I have NO IDEA where that tape ended up. No joke! My parents divorced a year later... so yeah... :shrug: :distress:

That's the great thing about the 21st century. I've made a couple but I know eeeexactly where they are and they're locked on my laptop.

sorcerer999

03-27-2011, 12:57 AM

I too used to make graphic videos with my parents camcorder when I was a teenager, except it wasn't masturbation videos, and I wasn't alone. Ah, the joys of experimentation with straight boys...:thumbsup:

The scary thing is that one of those VHS tapes still exists...and is owned by one of those boys. He likes to taunt me with that knowledge, but I know he'll never show anyone, without embarrassing himself.

louielouie2000

03-27-2011, 01:03 AM

Ah, the joys of experimentation with straight boys...:thumbsup:

SCANDAL!! :D I must be the only gay boy who never, ever did the whole straight boy thing. I actually had one of my straight friends proposition me quite a few times... but just never had any interest in walking down that road.

sorcerer999

03-27-2011, 01:08 AM

but just never had any interest in walking down that road.

If boundaries are set up beforehand, it can be quite the fun experience! ;)

fringed n fab

03-27-2011, 01:19 AM

SCANDAL!! :D I must be the only gay boy who never, ever did the whole straight boy thing. I actually had one of my straight friends proposition me quite a few times... but just never had any interest in walking down that road.

Funny... gay boys never seemed to like me lol. Maybe I wasn't interested to notice really but never been into a 100% gay boy. My appeal was always geared toward the straight and maybe "curious" and still is. Gay guys are extremely picky and usually only want someone who looks just like them (really) and that short hair, buff gym look, and all that and that will never be me. Bulging muscles in a chiffon skirt will never be a pretty sight.

I have also heard straight guys admit they would never be with another masculine jockish male like themselves, but would me :laugh:

(They always said I had more hair to pull) :)

PenguinHead

03-27-2011, 01:22 AM

Has anyone ever experienced the Perfect Poop? A movement that is so effortless and completely clean, with no need to wipe? I've heard about it, but thought is was just mythical notion. What kind of radical diet would you need to be on to have that occur?

But about six months ago, a miracle occured! I sat down on my throne to do the usual business, and, unexpectedly it happened! I knew something was different because I didn't feel anything; it just slid out...and there was nothing to wipe!

I was amazed! So much so, I couldn't contain myself! I couldn't believe it. I thought "someone should have witnessed this! This is epic! Someone should know about this! "I wanted to shout it from the roof top! Who do I call?!

I eventually was able to share it with several friends I was with that evening. They were very impressed by my accomplishment! I wish every poop could occur this way! Unforunately it was just a fluke poop. But it did happen once again.

Not sure what factors were involved. I've been a vegetarian for most of my life, but that has nothing to do with it.

mylittledemon

03-27-2011, 01:26 AM

i just saw it on the net. noiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice! lol!

haha send me the link... I wanna re-live it ;) :lol:

mylittledemon

03-27-2011, 01:27 AM

Has anyone ever experienced the Perfect Poop? A movement that is so effortless and completely clean, with no need to wipe? I've heard about it, but thought is was just mythical notion. What kind of radical diet would you need to be on to have that occur?

LOL!!!!

I have experienced that... maybe two or three times a month I get those. It always makes me smile and walk out whistling ;)

fringed n fab

03-27-2011, 01:29 AM

Everyone should be cleansing themselves after going to the restroom. :shocked:

daniellaaarisen

03-27-2011, 03:13 AM

Girls, how many orgasms have you faked?

mylittledemon

03-27-2011, 03:22 AM

Everyone should be cleansing themselves after going to the restroom. :shocked:

I keep baby wipes in there just in case.

HomerMcvie

03-27-2011, 03:22 AM

LOL!!!!

and walk out whistling ;)

Which end?:lol:

mylittledemon

03-27-2011, 03:27 AM

haha, you know which one ;)

mylittledemon

03-27-2011, 03:30 AM

Girls, how many orgasms have you faked?

I faked it. You know... If it's enough already and I just wanna get some sleep. ;)

Dodfather

03-27-2011, 03:39 AM

HomerMcvie

03-27-2011, 03:42 AM

I faked it. You know... If it's enough already and I just wanna get some sleep. ;)

Stop being me, and Cosmo Kramer!!!! I've faked it, several times. It's hard for them to tell, when you're wearing a raincoat.
Sometimes, enough is enough, and you just wanna get some sleep!
REALLY. I can go forever, and if it's pushing up on 6AM,....."wow, that was GREAT...";)

Zzzzzzzzzzz.:D

mylittledemon

03-27-2011, 03:45 AM

HAHAHAHA... that made me really laugh out loud... "It's hard for them to tell when youre wearing a raincoat" LOL

HomerMcvie

03-27-2011, 03:47 AM

Ok, TMI for me from my neighbour... Her boyfriend works offshore on an oil rig and is away for 3 weeks, back for 2... I always know when it's his first night back because I don't get to sleep until quite late! Their bedroom is right above mine and last night, what the *^!! NO idea what he was doing but I have never heard sex like it! I wanted to thump on the ceiling and tell them to either hurry up and finish or shut the ^^^! up!

I still want a "like" button on the Ledge. Back when I rented, I LOVED it, when I'd hear my neighbors, fukcing like dogs!

That, and my Ledgie sexter, to do something, more than show me pocket change!;):shrug:

daniellaaarisen

03-27-2011, 04:11 AM

Stop being me, and Cosmo Kramer!!!! I've faked it, several times. It's hard for them to tell, when you're wearing a raincoat.
Sometimes, enough is enough, and you just wanna get some sleep!
REALLY. I can go forever, and if it's pushing up on 6AM,....."wow, that was GREAT...";)

Zzzzzzzzzzz.:D

I think, generally speaking, it's easier for guys to make themselves finish though, am I right? Obviously there are some who can go forever and have a hard time finishing but I think it's a lot easier for men to put mind over matter in those situations. Consider yourselves lucky! ;)

markolas

03-27-2011, 08:06 AM

fumidesigns

03-27-2011, 08:56 AM

Girls, how many orgasms have you faked?

chile please! enough!!!! i've only kept it REAL a few times. smh u just gotta let them know when they're done. smh!

fumidesigns

03-27-2011, 08:59 AM

I still want a "like" button on the Ledge. Back when I rented, I LOVED it, when I'd hear my neighbors, fukcing like dogs!

That, and my Ledgie sexter, to do something, more than show me pocket change!;):shrug:

oh speaking of neighbors........i'll never forget when i was in phx and my neighbors you to fukc all the time! at first, i must admit, i was turned on cause they sounded so damn hot! but then i saw them.........looking like the damn number 10! overly dirty and just sloppy and nasty. from that point on, if they had sex, i would scream at the top of my lungs "shut the fukc up!!!" they RUINED my fantasy! not too long after they moved. thank GOD!

GODDESS6

03-27-2011, 09:44 AM

Girls, how many orgasms have you faked?

before my hubby? numerous times~ w/ the hubby, never, he knows his stuff:thumbsup:~ been together 25 years, 18 of them married & he can still curl my toes:p~

HomerMcvie

03-27-2011, 01:16 PM

I think, generally speaking, it's easier for guys to make themselves finish though, am I right? Obviously there are some who can go forever and have a hard time finishing but I think it's a lot easier for men to put mind over matter in those situations. Consider yourselves lucky! ;)

I think for most guys, it's easy. I've always been able to go #1)honestly, longer than I want, and #2)what's worse, longer than they want.
Not always, but I can usually go as long as I want to, without having a first orgasm.
I hate it. I love that rarity for me, when I get off in 5 minutes

HomerMcvie

03-27-2011, 01:23 PM

oh speaking of neighbors........i'll never forget when i was in phx and my neighbors you to fukc all the time! at first, i must admit, i was turned on cause they sounded so damn hot! but then i saw them.........looking like the damn number 10! overly dirty and just sloppy and nasty. from that point on, if they had sex, i would scream at the top of my lungs "shut the fukc up!!!" they RUINED my fantasy! not too long after they moved. thank GOD!

Oh god, my neighbors were the cutest little couple you ever saw! I loved hearing them fukcing! I'd often take matters into hand! Wanna know why they moved? Someone broke into their apartment(I own the building), AND ALL they stole, was a homemade porno tape, of THEM fukcing. NOTHING ELSE. He said I didn't provide a secure building. Now WHO breaks into someone's apartment, to steal ONE videotape??? No TV? No DVD player? No computer? Nothing else? I mean, come on!
I told him, "Nick, you've obviously told the wrong person, that you two had made a home porno. Think about who you've told, because your thief's on that list".
(No, it wasn't me, although I'd certainly liked to have had a copy!:lol: )

fumidesigns

03-27-2011, 02:15 PM

Oh god, my neighbors were the cutest little couple you ever saw! I loved hearing them fukcing! I'd often take matters into hand! Wanna know why they moved? Someone broke into their apartment(I own the building), AND ALL they stole, was a homemade porno tape, of THEM fukcing. NOTHING ELSE. He said I didn't provide a secure building. Now WHO breaks into someone's apartment, to steal ONE videotape??? No TV? No DVD player? No computer? Nothing else? I mean, come on!
I told him, "Nick, you've obviously told the wrong person, that you two had made a home porno. Think about who you've told, because your thief's on that list".
(No, it wasn't me, although I'd certainly liked to have had a copy!:lol: )

yeah they bragged too much! smh! that sucks tho.

i wish my neighbors were hot. they were so hideous i was disgusted!!!!! lucky you! lol

GypsySorcerer

03-27-2011, 02:30 PM

Girls, how many orgasms have you faked?

Very few. Like Stevie says, "I am not an actress." :p

Having said that, I have a lot of trouble achieving the "g-spot" orgasm; the other way, I'm usually good.

LittleCharmer

03-27-2011, 02:33 PM

Girls, how many orgasms have you faked?

Honestly, most of them. It's just easier :') Nobody really does it for me, except me.

fumidesigns

03-27-2011, 02:38 PM

Honestly, most of them. It's just easier :') Nobody really does it for me, except me.

this is the truest statement!!!!! i rock the hell outta my world!!!! lmao!

mylittledemon

03-27-2011, 02:58 PM

I think, generally speaking, it's easier for guys to make themselves finish though, am I right? Obviously there are some who can go forever and have a hard time finishing but I think it's a lot easier for men to put mind over matter in those situations. Consider yourselves lucky! ;)

Yeah it's easy, but I think the fun is "holding out" which you can train yourself to do. I can go for 10 minutes, or I can go for 2 hours... doesn't matter.

daniellaaarisen

03-27-2011, 05:02 PM

before my hubby? numerous times~ w/ the hubby, never, he knows his stuff:thumbsup:~ been together 25 years, 18 of them married & he can still curl my toes:p~

I'm so damn jealous.

daniellaaarisen

03-27-2011, 05:04 PM

Honestly, most of them. It's just easier :') Nobody really does it for me, except me.

I'm the exact same. Not that I can't have good sex without one-- I totally can enjoy the experience regardless. The worst is when you tell someone you're close and they stop what they're doing and do something else, thinking it'll bring you over the edge. NO. Boys, keep doing what you were doing.

Yeah it's easy, but I think the fun is "holding out" which you can train yourself to do. I can go for 10 minutes, or I can go for 2 hours... doesn't matter.

That, my friend, is the perfect penis then. :lol:

fringed n fab

03-27-2011, 05:17 PM

When I stayed overnight in Miami a few weeks ago I had been up most of the night on here and uploading some pics for everyone and I finally laid down a little after 5 am and had the tv on as I was drifting off to sleep and I'm laying there, eyes closed, and all of a sudden I hear what sounded like cries from a woman on the other side of the wall and then silence and in between the tv chatter and trying to drift off to sleep I hear a woman cry out again, so I raised up wondering just wth was going on, cause it sounded like someone in pain (lol) so I turned down the tv, and then I realized what was going on and fell on my pillow and thought "You've got to be kidding me..." :laugh:

markolas

03-27-2011, 05:38 PM

louielouie2000

03-27-2011, 06:18 PM

I had a couple of roommates a few years ago who really should never have been in a relationship with each other. They'd have knock-down drag-out arguments, and then 20 minutes later I'd hear them f#$^ing. One of them was a really over-the-top moaner - "Ohhhh! Ohhhh! Ohhh! I can't hold out! Cum with me! Ohhhhhhhh!"

I *HATE* those kind of couples!! Either figure it out like sane rational adults, or break up already! I think some folks just love the heightened emotions of "**** and fight," though. :rolleyes:

It's funny the topic of neighbors loudly banging has come up right now... art imitates life! For the first time in many years, I heard a neighbor having sex the other day. My other half and I were in the living room watching TV, and kept hearing noises. We'd mute the TV not knowing what it was, listen, then just look at each other and shrug. Pretty soon we started hearing a girl SCREAMING like she was being beaten. Then about every 5th scream, we'd hear a noise that decidedly wasn't pained :lol:. It's so interesting, the guy who lives next door is so super quiet and reserved... he's not one you'd clock for having monkey porn star sex. But like they say, it's always the quiet ones! :laugh:

HomerMcvie

03-27-2011, 08:35 PM

I *HATE* those kind of couples!! Either figure it out like sane rational adults, or break up already! I think some folks just love the heightened emotions of "**** and fight," though. :rolleyes:

It's funny the topic of neighbors loudly banging has come up right now... art imitates life! For the first time in many years, I heard a neighbor having sex the other day. My other half and I were in the living room watching TV, and kept hearing noises. We'd mute the TV not knowing what it was, listen, then just look at each other and shrug. Pretty soon we started hearing a girl SCREAMING like she was being beaten. Then about every 5th scream, we'd hear a noise that decidedly wasn't pained :lol:. It's so interesting, the guy who lives next door is so super quiet and reserved... he's not one you'd clock for having monkey porn star sex. But like they say, it's always the quiet ones! :laugh:
My friend SWEARS by the same thing. Says the nerds are the ones, who are complete animals in bed! The last ones you'd ever guess as being wild.

bluefox4000

03-27-2011, 08:44 PM

markolas

03-27-2011, 11:59 PM

I *HATE* those kind of couples!! Either figure it out like sane rational adults, or break up already! I think some folks just love the heightened emotions of "**** and fight," though. :rolleyes:

The sad thing is, out of the two roommate situations I've been in, that was the saner, healthier one. The other roommate I had was (I believe) bipolar, with a couple of personality disorders. I was really uncomfortable with the random tricks he'd bring home. I came home one night and there was a f^&*ing diesel parked in the driveway.

I think at one point he was stalking a married guy that he'd hooked up with - the guy told my roommate to leave him alone, yet still he pursued.

He also had a thing for 20-ish straight college frat boys. One came to the house selling Kirby vacuum cleaners; he kept the guy for a couple of hours, and ended up buying a $1400 vacuum cleaner (he wasn't working at the time, so it was basically the other roommates' money he was spending). And he still didn't get laid. :lol:

Then there was another 20-year old straight boy (I have no idea where he met this guy), who he'd take up to his bedroom to watch straight porn. One evening, the guy came in, left his duffel bag by the stairs, and they went up to the bedroom. 20 minutes later, the guy comes back downstairs, grabs his bag, and leaves without a word.

I never saw him again. :eek:

DavidMn

03-28-2011, 12:09 AM

One time I went over to this guys house this was probably about 5 years ago and he was about oh 25 or so and we went into his basement to have sex. After he finished f***ing me and as we were walking upstairs for me to leave he says to me "Can you keep it down, MY WIFE AND KID ARE ALSEEP UPSTAIRS.":shocked::eek:

mylittledemon

03-28-2011, 12:49 AM

After he finished f***ing me and as we were walking upstairs for me to leave he says to me "Can you keep it down, MY WIFE AND KID ARE ALSEEP UPSTAIRS.":shocked::eek:

Well... At least he didn't say it before sexy time started..? :shrug:

fringed n fab

03-28-2011, 12:58 AM

Well... At least he didn't say it before sexy time started..? :shrug:

Too funny :laugh:

HomerMcvie

03-28-2011, 01:45 AM

Well... At least he didn't say it before sexy time started..? :shrug:

Men are fukcing pigs.

OINK!:lol:
(just deleted a bunch of sh*t, on which the Haterade Two, would have gone to town on me):wavey::wavey::wavey:

mylittledemon

03-28-2011, 03:18 AM

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

LittleCharmer

03-28-2011, 09:28 AM

My friend SWEARS by the same thing. Says the nerds are the ones, who are complete animals in bed! The last ones you'd ever guess as being wild.

I can also testify to this. I still hurt after two days. In the best way, of course..

HomerMcvie

03-28-2011, 12:13 PM

I can also testify to this. I still hurt after two days. In the best way, of course..

Congratulations! :D

It's funny how there's good sore, and bad sore!:thumbsup:

I've been experiencing a hormone lull, the past few days....:mad:

ButterCookie

03-28-2011, 03:40 PM

I've been experiencing a hormone lull, the past few days....:mad:

I hate that. Seriously hate it. I'm not in one right now though 'cause did I mention I met Debbie Harry on Friday night :cool: bam. Hormones EVERYWHERE.

skcin

03-28-2011, 03:55 PM

We totally need some new TMI topics. Bueller?

Yes, we do. Damned if I can think of any right now. :laugh:

I thought I was good at getting rid of the evidence of my teen hormones, but my Mom LOVES to taunt me about all the socks I "ruined" when I was a teenager (draw your own conclusions).

HA! We still make fun of my brother-in-law for his past use of socks. Why he TOLD us that, I will never know.

Has anyone ever experienced the Perfect Poop? A movement that is so effortless and completely clean, with no need to wipe? I've heard about it, but thought is was just mythical notion. What kind of radical diet would you need to be on to have that occur?

YES! :lol:

Everyone should be cleansing themselves after going to the restroom. :shocked:

I think he means you wipe & there's nothing there, not that he doesn't bother to wipe. :o

Girls, how many orgasms have you faked?

A few. Not many.

Oh god, my neighbors were the cutest little couple you ever saw! I loved hearing them fukcing! I'd often take matters into hand! Wanna know why they moved? Someone broke into their apartment(I own the building), AND ALL they stole, was a homemade porno tape, of THEM fukcing. NOTHING ELSE. He said I didn't provide a secure building. Now WHO breaks into someone's apartment, to steal ONE videotape??? No TV? No DVD player? No computer? Nothing else? I mean, come on!
I told him, "Nick, you've obviously told the wrong person, that you two had made a home porno. Think about who you've told, because your thief's on that list".
(No, it wasn't me, although I'd certainly liked to have had a copy!:lol: )

I was totally going to ask if it was you. :wavey:

Very few. Like Stevie says, "I am not an actress." :p

Having said that, I have a lot of trouble achieving the "g-spot" orgasm; the other way, I'm usually good.

I'm with you. I don't necessarily mind HOW it happens, as long as I get off at some point.

One time I went over to this guys house this was probably about 5 years ago and he was about oh 25 or so and we went into his basement to have sex. After he finished f***ing me and as we were walking upstairs for me to leave he says to me "Can you keep it down, MY WIFE AND KID ARE ALSEEP UPSTAIRS.":shocked::eek:

What a class act that guy was. :shocked:

louielouie2000

03-28-2011, 03:59 PM

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

PLEASE tell me you are referencing the Geico commercial!!! :D :D :D

<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/8F_G2zp-opg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

That is seriously my favorite commercial of ALL TIME!! :lol:

mylittledemon

03-28-2011, 04:32 PM

haha, i have never seen that commercial... but yeah, that's pretty much how I would've done it ;)

HomerMcvie

03-28-2011, 04:53 PM

PLEASE tell me you are referencing the Geico commercial!!! :D :D :D

<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/8F_G2zp-opg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

That is seriously my favorite commercial of ALL TIME!! :lol:

Me too! Although I've not seen it for a couple of months. They need to bring Maxwell back!

HomerMcvie

03-28-2011, 04:56 PM

I was totally going to ask if it was you. :wavey:

I probably would've paid for a copy of it!:shocked:

fringed n fab

03-29-2011, 09:33 AM

Viv's current sig pic got me thinking about nice men's feet. His guy's alright but has a rather wide flat foot to me and I prefer something like Ryan Phillippe's as an example. I appreciate when guys take care of their feet.

http://i1229.photobucket.com/albums/ee466/fringedNfab/ryan-phillippe2.jpg

markolas

03-29-2011, 10:04 AM

^^Hot. And so is Viv's pic, btw. I will admit to having just a bit of a foot fetish. :D

HejiraNYC

03-29-2011, 10:08 AM

^^Hot. And so is Viv's pic, btw. I will admit to having just a bit of a foot fetish. :D

Please elaborate! I do not understand this at all, so please enlighten us!

fringed n fab

03-29-2011, 10:14 AM

Please elaborate! I do not understand this at all, so please enlighten us!

Most gay men love a guy with nice sexy feet, the same as a lot of hetero males fantasize over a womans nice legs and feet. It's the same for both sexes I think, just not everyone talks about it. In all truth, I think it's gay men who fully appreciate the male body because a lot of women overlook a few things about em that we don't.

markolas

03-29-2011, 10:15 AM

Please elaborate! I do not understand this at all, so please enlighten us!

What do you want to know, exactly? I think men's feet are hot (well, not all of them - a lot of them are just gross).

fringed n fab

03-29-2011, 10:24 AM

What do you want to know, exactly? I think men's feet are hot (well, not all of them - a lot of them are just gross).

Yes, not all men have nice feet. The same as women. But usually it's up to us to judge because someone might not like their feet at all but we might find them super sexy in our eyes so it all depends really. Everyone is different.

kak125

03-29-2011, 10:26 AM

lol when my hubby and i first got married we lived in apartment on the first floor. well the one night we were about to go to sleep when we heard our neighbors f*cking upstairs. they were crazy into it which was kinda funny to hear them both grunting so a few minutes later i heard their daughter walk in because the door to our bedroom was on the other side of the hallway that went upstairs. so when the daughter walked i was in hysterics because i knew she was going to walk in on them. wouldnt you know it 2 seconds later i hear her go upstairs and start yelling about catching them having sex. i dont think i ever laughed so hard in my life. i think i almost peed my pants. needless to say 9 months later they had a baby and that was the last time i ever heard them having sex again, ha!! good stuff!

HejiraNYC

03-29-2011, 10:27 AM

What do you want to know, exactly? I think men's feet are hot (well, not all of them - a lot of them are just gross).

Well... what is it about feet that is so... desirable? The look? The feel? The smell :eek: ? What is a "sexy" foot vs. an "unsexy" foot? :shrug: Is there a size aspect as well? Are there particular shoes that are sexier than others? I've heard about straight men who are really into women's feet, particularly when they are, uh, fragrant :eek: . I just want to vomit, quite honestly. :lol:

fringed n fab

03-29-2011, 10:34 AM

I'm not into bad smells or any of that fetishy stuff :shrug: I just am into a nice foot lol and it has to be soft and well taken care of. I love when guys with nice feet wear flip flops or go barefoot like say, a pool or the beach. Or when someone you're with has just taken a shower and they're all spiffy clean and feet so soft. I like those kind of feet.

markolas

03-29-2011, 10:44 AM

Well... what is it about feet that is so... desirable? The look? The feel? The smell :eek: ?

Okay, smelly feet are decidedly *not* attractive. I guess it's just the look & feel.

What is a "sexy" foot vs. an "unsexy" foot? :shrug:

This is hard for me to explain, but I'll try. Gnarled toes, square feet, callouses, corns, f-ed up toenails....not attractive.

Muscular feet, well-maintained (I'm not talking regular pedicures, just not dry & scaly or fungi-infected toenails), toes aren't spread out too widely...those are the hallmarks of an attractive foot, to me.

Is there a size aspect as well? Are there particular shoes that are sexier than others?

Haven't thought about size, but I don't think tiny feet on a man are attractive...they should be proportionate to the rest of his body, but specific size doesn't necessarily matter. Shoes don't really come into play for me at all. Or socks. I think some guys have a thing for socks, but I don't get it. Just like I don't get why some guys get all hot & bothered over jock straps. They look ridiculous to me, but that's another topic, I guess.

HejiraNYC

03-29-2011, 11:07 AM

Haven't thought about size, but I don't think tiny feet on a man are attractive...they should be proportionate to the rest of his body, but specific size doesn't necessarily matter. Shoes don't really come into play for me at all. Or socks. I think some guys have a thing for socks, but I don't get it. Just like I don't get why some guys get all hot & bothered over jock straps. They look ridiculous to me, but that's another topic, I guess.

Well, at least a jock is proximal to the "standard" sex organ on a man... but feet are just... kind of there. :shrug: It has no (direct) sexual/reproductive function for a man or a woman, so, again, it's just a bit baffling to me.

Many years ago a friend (wearing sandals) and I were walking through the West Village, and this guy just approached him out of the blue and asked if he would go to some bar on "Foot Friends" night. :lol: I was like lawd child, I done seen it all! What was particularly puzzling is that my friend had these huge, gnarly, gross hammer toes! :eek: The thought of doing anything with them, no less touching them, is enough to make me lightheaded.

markolas

03-29-2011, 12:04 PM

Well, at least a jock is proximal to the "standard" sex organ on a man... but feet are just... kind of there. :shrug: It has no (direct) sexual/reproductive function for a man or a woman, so, again, it's just a bit baffling to me.

Lips, hands, and eyes don't have any direct sexual or reproductive function either, but they can be sexually attractive features, nonetheless. But I think stuff like this sort of defies explanation. If you're not into it, you're not into it.

And I still think jock straps look ridiculous. Especially in a porn when the guy is on all fours, wearing one while he's getting plowed. Why don't they just draw a face on his butt with lipstick? It wouldn't look any less silly.

Then there's that whole tanline thing. A guy will have an even tan everywhere, but his @$$ is pasty white. It's gross.

fringed n fab

03-29-2011, 12:26 PM

Lips, hands, and eyes don't have any direct sexual or reproductive function either, but they can be sexually attractive features, nonetheless. But I think stuff like this sort of defies explanation. If you're not into it, you're not into it.

And I still think jock straps look ridiculous. Especially in a porn when the guy is on all fours, wearing one while he's getting plowed. Why don't they just draw a face on his butt with lipstick? It wouldn't look any less silly.

Then there's that whole tanline thing. A guy will have an even tan everywhere, but his @$$ is pasty white. It's gross.

I found gay porn stupid and corny. I don't know anyone in real life who acts like that when meeting someone then having automatic sex and it look so stupid. As far as jock straps though, I think if a man has a nice body they look good in them. As far as being tan and tanlines, I never liked them either but I keep a pretty even tan but did give up going to the tanning bed and fully tanning myself about 6 or 7 years ago. Partly because I wanted to take better care of myself and skin approaching 30 and I started realizing people are basically just microwaving themselves in those things and it's not healthy. I'd rather stay safe which is most important and on the vanity side of things I'd much rather be a little pale and youthful than looking dark and older with leathery skin. Too much is too much when you look at obsessive tanners.

Edit: When I go to the beach, especially the harsh Summer sun down here all Summer, I will tan only so much and then try my best to stay under an umbrella or chair the rest of the time as much as I can while I'm there, or at least until the sun starts to go down. You can really bake fast down here in no time if you're not careful. Whether you're trying to or not.

louielouie2000

03-29-2011, 12:32 PM

And I still think jock straps look ridiculous.

And here I thought I was the only gay man who felt that way! :laugh:

fringed n fab

03-29-2011, 12:39 PM

And here I thought I was the only gay man who felt that way! :laugh:

Louie with your build you would look sexy in a jockstrap : x

:laugh:

vivfox

03-29-2011, 12:39 PM

Lips, hands, and eyes don't have any direct sexual or reproductive function either, but they can be sexually attractive features, nonetheless.

Ooooh yes, they do.

P.S. I'm glad you, Shane and I like my sig pic.

markolas

03-29-2011, 12:41 PM

I found gay porn stupid and corny. I don't know anyone in real life who acts like that when meeting someone then having automatic sex and it look so stupid.

The corniness is part of the charm, for me. The more cheesy dialogue, the more enjoyable it is for me. I like being able to laugh while I get off, but apparently not many others feel that way. I had a f*ckbuddy once who got kind of offended when I made a joke (not about him, I just said something generally funny, I think) while I was boning him. He growled "This isn't the time for jokes." I mean, geez...lighten the hell up.

Weirdest scene in a porn: it's was a military-themed flick, and the soldier is having sex w/ his chaplain. At the end of the film, they're walking around outside the barracks or whatever, and the chaplain is giving a spiel to the soldier about accepting Jesus as his savior. A "wtf?" moment for sure, but I thought it was terribly funny. Oh, and when the chaplain was f*cking him, he said something about seeing the light and following the way, or something. :laugh:

I keep a list of funny porn movie lines. Is that weird? :lol:

markolas

03-29-2011, 12:42 PM

And here I thought I was the only gay man who felt that way! :laugh:

I think we may be the only ones. I have a list of crap that irritates/turns me off when I'm watching porn.

skcin

03-29-2011, 12:54 PM

Porn is absurd in general, I don't think it's limited to gay porn. Most of it is just silly - I roll my eyes too much to watch it very often. :laugh:

Feet? I'm not disgusted by them but they don't turn me on either. I have a friend (straight woman) who wears a size 9 shoe (HUGE for a woman who is only 5'4") and has really long toes - like, an long as my thumb. Now THAT grosses me out.

HomerMcvie

03-29-2011, 01:23 PM

I'm not much on feet. Generally, I find them disgusting. I have sucked on a toe or two in my time(but not more than a few times), but only because I felt my date was a 10, and I was off the charts horny!:lol:

fringed n fab

03-29-2011, 01:24 PM

http://i1229.photobucket.com/albums/ee466/fringedNfab/ChristianBoeving.jpg

Look at that build and those feet :)

http://i1229.photobucket.com/albums/ee466/fringedNfab/Christian.jpg

skcin

03-29-2011, 03:07 PM

http://i1229.photobucket.com/albums/ee466/fringedNfab/ChristianBoeving.jpg

Look at that build and those feet :)

The fact that his feet are cut off in the first pic cracked me up. :lol:

I'm not a big fan of really beefy guys (or chicks, for that matter.) I like firm & tone but this dude's a bit too muscular for my taste. Not that you asked what I thought... :)

markolas

03-29-2011, 03:18 PM

I can appreciate a beefy guy, but I don't go nuts over them. This guy is a little too pretty for my taste. Generally, I prefer a guy with some semblance of body hair and slightly more mature look than this guy is sporting.

louielouie2000

03-29-2011, 04:35 PM

I'm not a big fan of really beefy guys (or chicks, for that matter.) I like firm & tone but this dude's a bit too muscular for my taste.

His thighs are very creepy to me. Otherwise, he's a nice looking guy. But much like you, I prefer a leaner and less beefy look... aka soccer player type bod.

fringed n fab

03-29-2011, 05:39 PM

That's Christian Boeving. He's a bodybuilder and I used to watch his workout show every morning years ago set in Barbados against that blue water. I just used him as a quick example of sexy. I don't have one set "type". But I'll take me a 6'5 230+ pound man anyday. Just like a lot of women, me being only 5'7 I find a big n tall man quite sexy to look up to. It's that whole thing. Shorter men can be sexy too though, everyone has their own way of being sexy. :nod:

Yes I have the issue and no, he didn't show everything and kept it tasteful and teasing.

http://i1229.photobucket.com/albums/ee466/fringedNfab/ChristianBoeving3.jpg

http://i1229.photobucket.com/albums/ee466/fringedNfab/ChristianBoeving4.jpg

http://i1229.photobucket.com/albums/ee466/fringedNfab/ChristianBoeving5.jpg

louielouie2000

03-29-2011, 06:13 PM

me being only 5'7 I find a big n tall man quite sexy to look up to. It's that whole thing.

I'm 6'3" and ~200 pounds, and when a guy walks past me who is taller than I am, I find it intensely erotic for some reason! :o Probably because there are so very few people who are taller than I am.

I just don't like overly beefy/muscular dudes. Doesn't do much for me. I like big(ish) arms... but only to a point. Big muscular legs are kinda oogie to me. I think the husband on Ghost Whisperer is perfection, for instance. He's nicely defined without being a meat head:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_6UaMTyxI03k/TKidxD6dBAI/AAAAAAAAArU/_u7lPm0f1qw/s320/david+conrad+2.jpg

fringed n fab

03-29-2011, 06:17 PM

I'm 6'3" and ~200 pounds, and when a guy walks past me who is taller than I am, I find it intensely erotic for some reason! :o Probably because there are so very few people who are taller than I am.

I just don't like overly beefy/muscular dudes. Doesn't do much for me. I like big(ish) arms... but only to a point. Big muscular legs are kinda oogie to me. I think the husband on Ghost Whisperer is perfection, for instance. He's nicely defined without being a meat head:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_6UaMTyxI03k/TKidxD6dBAI/AAAAAAAAArU/_u7lPm0f1qw/s320/david+conrad+2.jpg

I know what you're saying, there's just so many kinds of sexy when it comes to men (and women too I'm sure, not to leave them out). There's no one set type for me. If you're attractive and tall or short or whatever, I find that sexy. It all depends on the person really.

RickRobert

03-29-2011, 06:20 PM

I think the husband on Ghost Whisperer is perfection, for instance. He's nicely defined without being a meat head:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_6UaMTyxI03k/TKidxD6dBAI/AAAAAAAAArU/_u7lPm0f1qw/s320/david+conrad+2.jpg

YES LOUIE!! My granny watches Ghost Whisperer all the time thankfully kekeke :blob2: Feel the same way about Milo Ventimiglia.

fringed n fab

03-29-2011, 06:39 PM

Speaking of leaner and handsome men, I was watching Shameless the other night on cable and this Justin Chatwin is looking pretty nice...

http://i1229.photobucket.com/albums/ee466/fringedNfab/justinchatwin.jpg

http://i1229.photobucket.com/albums/ee466/fringedNfab/justinchatwin2.jpg

http://i1229.photobucket.com/albums/ee466/fringedNfab/justinchatwin3.jpg

markolas

03-29-2011, 07:22 PM

I'm 6'3" and ~200 pounds, and when a guy walks past me who is taller than I am, I find it intensely erotic for some reason! :o Probably because there are so very few people who are taller than I am.

Almost everyone is taller than I am. On a good day, I'm 5'5". I've never dated or been attracted to tall guys...I find them terribly intimidating. :o

I think the husband on Ghost Whisperer is perfection, for instance. He's nicely defined without being a meat head:

See, guys with no body hair squick me out a little.

This guy, on the other hand, is super cute:

http://i1229.photobucket.com/albums/ee466/fringedNfab/justinchatwin2.jpg

fringed n fab

03-29-2011, 08:53 PM

You may remember my discussion of certain tats on people who go overboard, well I find this here extremely sexy and well done for some reason. I don't know if it's his ass or the tattoo or his side profile in general but I find this so hot. I know who this person is too.

http://i1229.photobucket.com/albums/ee466/fringedNfab/tat.jpg

daniellaaarisen

03-29-2011, 08:56 PM

I would totally post a picture of the guy I'm dating if that wasn't totally creepy. I think you guys would DIE. I'm really proud of this conquest.

fringed n fab

03-29-2011, 08:57 PM

I would totally post a picture of the guy I'm dating if that wasn't totally creepy. I think you guys would DIE. I'm really proud of this conquest.

We want to see :lol:

LittleCharmer

03-29-2011, 09:03 PM

fringed n fab

03-29-2011, 09:04 PM

I don't think it's creepy if you're dating the person or you know them, other than posting their pics which in my case are public and openly online for anyone to see anyway and keep.

daniellaaarisen

03-29-2011, 09:04 PM

We want to see :lol:

He's fully clothed in every picture I have and you can still tell he's got a gorgeous bod from under the clothes. Nom nom nom.

He's out of town right now.... my vag is crying.

LittleCharmer

03-29-2011, 09:06 PM

my vag is crying.

...... aaaand I just died laughing.

fringed n fab

03-29-2011, 09:08 PM

Page 77 was officially the funniest page of the TMI thread so far. I was falling about reading all that about feet!

Dani, POST! Or PM me a picture at least :lol: (It is a tad creepy but what the hell, he'll never know..!)

Women generally overlook their man's feet and want nothing to do with them but a lot of your gay guys simply adore a man from his head to his toes, literally. We love the male form. :nod:

LittleCharmer

03-29-2011, 09:15 PM

Well hello there Mr Muscle. Seeing as this is the TMI thread, are we getting any extra info about the bedroom (or otherwise) antics?!

I'm sleeping with the guitarist from my band, but nobody knows. It's hilarious. Secret love and all that..

louielouie2000

03-29-2011, 09:15 PM

He's out of town right now.... my vag is crying.

Pfffhahahaha!!! :laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh:

So here's a new TMI question for all of you! What's your favorite part of your body and why? (keep your language creative!!)

Surprisingly enough for those know know me well, it's not my wang! :laugh: I actually like my lips best... they're very full and I like the shape of them :).

cristochango

03-29-2011, 09:20 PM

I think this may be the first time I actually reply to this thread.. :p

My absolute favorite body part is my wrists and hands. I know it sounds really stupid, but the way that my wrists connect into my hands I looks absolute perfect to me. I love my hands too. I think they're big, but not too big. I dont know. I'm probably crazy :)

SapphireSister

03-29-2011, 09:25 PM

Pfffhahahaha!!! :laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh:

So here's a new TMI question for all of you! What's your favorite part of your body and why? (keep your language creative!!)

Surprisingly enough for those know know me well, it's not my wang! :laugh: I actually like my lips best... they're very full and I like the shape of them :).

How could it have taken me so long to discover this thread? Oh, because I'm never in chit chat lol.

Oh right, my boobs are my favorite body part. They are totally natural and a full b cup. People (those who are privileged enough to see) often describe them as "perky". I have a pretty small frame so they are perfectly proportional to my size. For 34 yrs old they're not bad if I do say so myself. They kind of remind me of Stevie's when she was younger but obviously before the boob job.

I'd post a pic but...

daniellaaarisen

03-29-2011, 09:25 PM

LittleCharmer

03-29-2011, 09:25 PM

My absolute favorite body part is my wrists and hands. I know it sounds really stupid, but the way that my wrists connect into my hands I looks absolute perfect to me. :)

I know exactly what you mean! I like my hands, too. My favourite part of my body is probably my waist/hips. Or my lips.

daniellaaarisen

03-29-2011, 09:26 PM

Um, my boobs. This goes without question. 36DD, pushing E. Every guy I've ever been with is obsessed with them.

bluefox4000

03-29-2011, 09:26 PM

I get absolutely blown at how big my hands look when i hold my wife's hand. Just blow me away.

I mean they look huge:laugh: Oh and do you ever stop to wonder how uncomfortable balls really are.

Mick

LittleCharmer

03-29-2011, 09:36 PM

Um, my boobs. This goes without question. 36DD, pushing E. Every guy I've ever been with is obsessed with them.

Some days I wish I had big boobs.. But it's so easy having small ones! And I've never had any complaints.. In fact, the other day I got 'Your tits look phenomenal in that dress', which is always nice :laugh: All the same though, I am a bit jealous of people with DDs.

louielouie2000

03-29-2011, 09:36 PM

Oh and do you ever stop to wonder how uncomfortable balls really are.

Mick

I never stop thinking about that. I'm constantly adjusting mine... they're just so awkward! They're always sticking to my leg, or getting twisted up, or I'm sitting on them, or something equally as unpleasant :(.

SapphireSister

03-29-2011, 09:38 PM

I never stop thinking about that. I'm constantly adjusting mine... they're just so awkward! They're always sticking to my leg, or getting twisted up, or I'm sitting on them, or something equally as unpleasant :(.

At least you don't get your period :eek:.

daniellaaarisen

03-29-2011, 09:38 PM

Some days I wish I had big boobs.. But it's so easy having small ones! And I've never had any complaints.. In fact, the other day I got 'Your tits look phenomenal in that dress', which is always nice :laugh: All the same though, I am a bit jealous of people with DDs.

They're a huge pain in the ass the majority of the time. I mean, I'm literally top heavy. They affect my posture and just generally get in the way.

That being said.... I love them. A lot.

At least you don't get your period :eek:.

AMEN, LINDSAY.

fumidesigns

03-29-2011, 09:40 PM

They're a huge pain in the ass the majority of the time. I mean, I'm literally top heavy. They affect my posture and just generally get in the way.

That being said.... I love them. A lot.

i couldn't have said it better! eventho they get in the way, i can't go braless and can hit myself in the face w/ my boobs, i wouldn't have it any other way!

astro-addy

03-29-2011, 09:42 PM

What's your favorite part of your body and why? (keep your language creative!!)

Do eyebrows count? definitely my eyebrows... I don't even need to say words half the time, they do all the work for me.

HomerMcvie

03-29-2011, 09:42 PM

Not on myself, but my favorite body part on others?

STOMACH! I have a real thing, for a beautiful stomach. Doesn't have to be skinny, just nicely shaped. Soft and supple!!!!:lol:

louielouie2000

03-29-2011, 09:46 PM

Do eyebrows count? definitely my eyebrows... I don't even need to say words half the time, they do all the work for me.

That absolutely counts! And from the pics you just posted in the picture thread, I agree you do have great eyebrows! :thumbsup:

Not on myself, but my favorite body part on others?

STOMACH! I have a real thing, for a beautiful stomach. Doesn't have to be skinny, just nicely shaped. Soft and supple!!!!

That's nice and all, but what's your fav part on YOUR body? :cool:

LittleCharmer

03-29-2011, 09:46 PM

Not on myself, but my favorite body part on others?

STOMACH! I have a real thing, for a beautiful stomach. Doesn't have to be skinny, just nicely shaped. Soft and supple!!!!:lol:

Oh my god, on other people.. I have a ridiculous thing for backs. I am actually obsessed with naked backs. Also necks to a lesser extent.

HomerMcvie

03-29-2011, 09:46 PM

I can't imagine having big boobs. I would think that would suck, carrying them around all day. Seriously.

daniellaaarisen

03-29-2011, 09:49 PM

Oh my god, on other people.. I have a ridiculous thing for backs. I am actually obsessed with naked backs. Also necks to a lesser extent.

Agreed completely. I also love shoulders, arms, and jaws.

louielouie2000

03-29-2011, 09:50 PM

I can't imagine having big boobs. I would think that would suck, carrying them around all day. Seriously.

One of my friends boobs were so heavy that her bra straps caused permanent indents in her shoulders by the time she was 20 years old. I just can't imagine how horrible it was to have to deal with those things. She had them REDUCED to DD's a few years back.

cristochango

03-29-2011, 09:52 PM

One of my friends boobs were so heavy that her bra straps caused permanent indents in her shoulders by the time she was 20 years old. I just can't imagine how horrible it was to have to deal with those things. She had them REDUCED to DD's a few years back.

I know a girl that had i's? (I think thats possible, right?)
She just had them reduced to C's.

I was sad.

astro-addy

03-29-2011, 09:52 PM

That absolutely counts! And from the pics you just posted in the picture thread, I agree you do have great eyebrows! :thumbsup:

That's nice and all, but what's your fav part on YOUR body? :cool:
Thanks man, I'll have to skip over to that thread and have a look out for your lips!

I can't imagine having big boobs. I would think that would suck, carrying them around all day. Seriously.
This is true, but still i feel no sympathy, boobs get girls free things and easy access to goods and services all the time. And they don't even have to show them off...

HomerMcvie

03-29-2011, 09:56 PM

That's nice and all, but what's your fav part on YOUR body? :cool:
I'm quite fond of Little Homie....he gets good reviews!:lol:

I don't know. I think I've got a good butt(although it's small now, it packs into a pair of 28" Levi's pretty good)!:)

I've been told I have nice feet(although I don't care much for feet). They have almost no hair on them, so they look kind of girlie, even though they're 12's!

I don't know. I've never really liked my own body, to be honest.

I will say, that if I had ANY CLUE, that losing the weight I lost, and getting down to 135, would garner me 1/2 of the attention that it has, I HATE myself for not doing it, years ago. I went from feeling like a Nottie, to feeling like a Hottie. Really. It's mind blowing. Wallflower to popular, in 80 lbs! I should write a book!:lol:

HomerMcvie

03-29-2011, 09:58 PM

One of my friends boobs were so heavy that her bra straps caused permanent indents in her shoulders by the time she was 20 years old. I just can't imagine how horrible it was to have to deal with those things. She had them REDUCED to DD's a few years back.

I'm sure! I've had to consider Little Homie reduction surgery!:eek:

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

LittleCharmer

03-29-2011, 10:01 PM

boobs get girls free things and easy access to goods and services all the time. And they don't even have to show them off...

I've experienced very little of this in my life. More's the pity.

However, I think I'd rather buy my own drinks than have eternal backache.

louielouie2000

03-29-2011, 10:03 PM

I know a girl that had i's? (I think thats possible, right?)
She just had them reduced to C's.

I was sad.

Yeah, my friend Chrystal had GG's... which are technically H's. She had to use 3 bras to keep them in place.

Thanks man, I'll have to skip over to that thread and have a look out for your lips!

Ignore the pouty face... the only reason I post this pic is because you can actually see my lips. All the other pics I've ever posted I was smiling. My lips still don't show up well because they don't have much color. But I still love them! :D

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a382/louielouie2000/22174_1315448242706_1125706093_30990129_3259313_n.jpg

Artemis

03-29-2011, 10:09 PM

Ew. Ew. Ew. Feet talk. /lurks thread a lot.

I don't know HOW anyone can find feet sexy. They just... no. They creep me out something awful. :laugh:

Now hands... if someone has really nice, well looked after hands, that's a total bonus for me. I dunno if I'm just sad here, but, I find you can say sooo much without saying anything just be holding someone's hand. It's a total turn on for me, if someone knows how to use their hands without going to... um, the conventional places. :laugh: I once had a thing with someone like that. Really awesome experience. I still blush thinking about it. :laugh:

fringed n fab

03-29-2011, 10:17 PM

You do have nice lips Louie. And legs too. I hate ever talking about this stuff in fear of people blushing... but it's true.

I don't think I have one favorite part of me I like. I generally do the best I can and look in the mirror and like what I see. The neighbor girl here said my legs looked better than hers all last Summer and I like my feet. I think I have nice feet. I don't think I could admire someone elses without thinking my own looked as good and to me they do. I guess I'm just fine with me really no matter if it's my everyday self or when I (dress up) other times. I don't try to impress anyone really but myself because I'm my own worst critic.

markolas

03-30-2011, 08:37 AM

So here's a new TMI question for all of you! What's your favorite part of your body and why? (keep your language creative!!)

Nipples, probably. I think I have nice lips, too.

Surprisingly enough for those know know me well, it's not my wang! :laugh:

I never stop thinking about that. I'm constantly adjusting mine... they're just so awkward! They're always sticking to my leg, or getting twisted up, or I'm sitting on them, or something equally as unpleasant .

So you have quite a large package...is that what you're saying?

HejiraNYC

03-30-2011, 08:58 AM

I guess I get the most compliments about my chest, and thank Buddah they are not moobies. However, it is a bit tricky for me to buy jackets and shirts off the rack. My tailor measured me as having a 46.5" chest and a 30.5" waist. I hate the way I look overall, but at least I know the little guys will divert attention away from everything else. :lol:

markolas

03-30-2011, 08:59 AM

fumidesigns

03-30-2011, 09:06 AM

Guys tend to like my lips.....especially when they're glossy! Nasty bastids lol

I happen to love my boobs. They get in the way most times and jumping jacks are a b*tch, but I love them still.

louielouie2000

03-30-2011, 11:10 AM

So you have quite a large package...is that what you're saying?

I was just making light of the fact I'm known to be a very sexual person. :p

I'm very curious to see what you look like, I must say.

You and me both! Ed is such an enigma! :D

ontheEdgeof17

03-30-2011, 11:16 AM

You and me both! Ed is such an enigma! :D

I've met Ed a few times. :woohoo:

louielouie2000

03-30-2011, 11:30 AM

I've met Ed a few times. :woohoo:

Ooh, is there any gossip to be had?! :laugh:

skcin

03-30-2011, 11:44 AM

Ed posted a pic of himself here way back when, if I recall.

Favorite body parts on myself? I've been told that I have a tiny waist, so that's cool. I like my abs (although they are not currently in A+ shape; they're more like a B+ right now, which I'm working on for summer.) I think I have a nice smile & have gotten lots of compliments on my teeth (which is a bit odd, IMO, but flattering.)

Used to love my perky B boobs, but having a kid deflated them. :distress: I never wanted big ones, though - I don't want people looking at me like I'm a sideshow act or having that be the thing they pay most attention to. :D I think the hottest boobs are a large B or small C.

On men?
Arms/shoulders/back - don't want them too huge, but I like to see some muscle.
Smile - the way the corners of my husband's eyes crinkle when he smiles still kills me after almost 17 years.
Eyes - Blue especially. See above.
Hands - the rougher & manlier the better. No manicured softies please.

On women?
Hourglass figure - not too big on top or bottom with a nice defined waist. For an example, I think Salma Hayek is one of the most perfect women in the world.
Lips - Nice & full. Salma, Anjelina Jolie. NOT Lisa Rinna territory!
Eyes - The sideways glace, esp. brown eyes on girls.

As for sex organs? Actual penises AND vaginas/labia are not sexy to me at all. :lol: They are just not attractive. Needless to say, I'm not a fan of strip clubs or porn mags.

bluefox4000

03-30-2011, 11:50 AM

Number one to me is eyes. That's the thing that draws me always:nod: oh if you've got blonde hair. that's a plus.

On me. eh.....I don't know. I'm just nothing special in my estimation.

Mick

HejiraNYC

03-30-2011, 11:53 AM

I was just making light of the fact I'm known to be a very sexual person. :p

You and me both! Ed is such an enigma! :D

Oh, trust... there's nothing to look at here. Short, ugly, old... and I'm not being modest here. I need exceptional lighting and angles to look halfway human. :lol:

And for the record, I have never posted a picture of myself on the Ledge.

ontheEdgeof17

03-30-2011, 11:57 AM

Ooh, is there any gossip to be had?! :laugh:

Of course not. Let's see: I've met him in Vegas and again at Stevie's signing at Barnes and Noble.

HejiraNYC

03-30-2011, 11:59 AM

Of course not. Let's see: I've met him in Vegas and again at Stevie's signing at Barnes and Noble.

Oh, and also at Strand's apartment a couple of years ago. We see each other more often than distant relatives. :lol:

ontheEdgeof17

03-30-2011, 12:00 PM

As for sex organs? Actual penises AND vaginas/labia are not sexy to me at all. :lol: They are just not attractive. Needless to say, I'm not a fan of strip clubs or porn mags.

Word.

I consider myself asexual. Although I have sex with men, I'd rather not have sex at all. eh. I could go my whole life without a sexual act. I do get horny like everyone else...but I dunno....I'm a nurse....it's ruined my sex drive.

ontheEdgeof17

03-30-2011, 12:01 PM

Oh, and also at Strand's apartment a couple of years ago. We see each other more often than distant relatives. :lol:

That's right...pre NOTS. Definitely have seen you more than my grandma. ha

vivfox

03-30-2011, 12:25 PM

And for the record, I have never posted a picture of myself on the Ledge.

Yes you have.

markolas

03-30-2011, 12:25 PM

HejiraNYC's name is Ed? That's the first I'm hearing of this. Slightly off-topic (the Adderall has worn off, sorry), but I wish I could change my username. I'm terrible at picking them, so I came up with markolas and used it for everything for a long time. I hate it now, and I think this is the only place it's still in use.

So, we're talking about sex drives now? I think mine peaked between ages 18-20. The bf's is definitely higher than mine (and he's two years older). I'm good with 3 times a week (and that includes solo)...maybe 4, but just maybe.

I've only been with a handful of guys...I've never had the stamina for it (I was a virgin well into my 20s) and hooking up has always been more trouble than it's worth. That's one of the reasons being in a relationship is good for me - each knows what the other likes, and I don't have to be bothered with a bunch of other people. :laugh:

I seriously don't understand people who say they've banged 100 guys, or some insane number like that. Assuming they're telling the truth...are they hooking up with guys on the way back from the grocery store once a week? Where do they find the time, energy, and interest for that much sex?

markolas

03-30-2011, 12:28 PM

I'm a nurse....it's ruined my sex drive.

You know, I can totally see that happening. You see body parts in all sorts of conditions, and it kinda makes you realize how much we're all pretty much just slabs of meat. :lol:

HejiraNYC

03-30-2011, 12:39 PM

Yes you have.

Oh, I would remember something like that. I haven't.

Richard B

03-30-2011, 12:40 PM

Oh, I would remember something like that. I haven't.

Strangest thing is, I always thought you were a girl. Oooops.

HejiraNYC

03-30-2011, 12:41 PM

CreepingDeath

03-30-2011, 12:46 PM

And for the record, I have never posted a picture of myself on the Ledge.

Same.

Favorite body part on myself? I'm ONLY going by what others have told me. My ego is just about non-existant.

Hair- Dark auburn and really long. I don't particularly like the color. I went blond in high school, but hairdressers have always told me how difficult my hair color is to dye over. So I'm stuck with it until I go grey, I guess.

Legs- I'm almost 5'9" and they're pretty long. They'll also compliment my overall thinness. Whatever.

Smile- I've been told it make me look "innocent".

Boobs- Full C. I wouldn't want them any bigger.

Face- High cheek bones. God know where they come from. I'm English w/ a little French.

What I like on others?

Men:

Besides general good hygiene-

Arms/shoulders/ back - not too huge, but I do like some muscle. Paula :wavey:
Body- My boyfriend used to play football (soccer) and his abs are lick-worthy.
Teeth- bf is English and despite that stereotype, his teeth are perfect.
Smile- Love his dimples
Eyes- Despite our long, and often turbulent relationship, his blue eyes still get to me. Bastard.
Accents- see above

HomerMcvie

03-30-2011, 12:57 PM

I wish I could change my username. I'm terrible at picking them, so I came up with markolas and used it for everything for a long time. I hate it now, and I think this is the only place it's still in use.

Me too. I hate my Ledge name, and wish I could change it.
When I joined, I was simply on a big Simpsons binge, and Christine's my favorite, so that's how happened.
If I were to join now, I'd probably pick something equally inane, like Peter Griffin! Or better, Mr. Herbert.

HomerMcvie

03-30-2011, 01:02 PM

I was just making light of the fact I'm known to be a very sexual person. :p

Me too. Although not all of the time. I've been in a hormone lull, the past week or so. Now that I think about it, ever since the last time that Ledgie sexted me.:mad:

Anyone up for a game of quarters?:lol:

RickRobert

03-30-2011, 01:04 PM

I like people with hair

On their head

Beyond that I'm not too picky.

camchristo

03-30-2011, 01:06 PM

Oh, trust... there's nothing to look at here. Short, ugly, old... and I'm not being modest here. I need exceptional lighting and angles to look halfway human. :lol:

And for the record, I have never posted a picture of myself on the Ledge.

Hmmm. I recall seeing a picture of you before and I've never met you nor had any contact with you. I don't know where else I would have seen it.

vivfox

03-30-2011, 01:11 PM

Oh, I would remember something like that. I haven't.

Are/were you bald? Oriental?

louielouie2000

03-30-2011, 01:16 PM

I seriously don't understand people who say they've banged 100 guys, or some insane number like that. Assuming they're telling the truth...are they hooking up with guys on the way back from the grocery store once a week? Where do they find the time, energy, and interest for that much sex?

I had friends back in the day who would hook up multiple times a week and sometimes even multiple times a DAY with guys they'd meet online (think gay.com, adam4adam, manhunt, et al). I only did the online hookup thing a couple of times... I found it to be extraordinarily oogie. Mostly because it's just awkward, and also because nobody EVER looks like the pics they post online :eek:. Plus, random sex just isn't for me. I've had plenty of sexual partners, but I've also gotten to know them all firsthand... and almost always remain friends with them afterwards.

HejiraNYC

03-30-2011, 01:19 PM

Are/were you bald? Oriental?

What century is this?
http://englishcommunicationcourse.wikispaces.com/file/view/Wikip-facepalm.jpg/191803398/Wikip-facepalm.jpg

And for the record, I am NOT bald.

louielouie2000

03-30-2011, 01:21 PM

I've been in a hormone lull, the past week or so. Now that I think about it, ever since the last time that Ledgie sexted me.:mad:

Yikes... sexting gone bad? :shocked: :lol:

fringed n fab

03-30-2011, 01:28 PM

I never was or wanted to be promiscuous. I'm too careful a person to go acting all wild and free. I'd rather save that for someone I feel I know and am interested in.

HomerMcvie

03-30-2011, 01:32 PM

Yikes... sexting gone bad? :shocked: :lol:

Nah. We've still been in contact...just not any online "sessions".:lol:

I got sexted while sitting 3 feet in front of my boss. Now THAT was hilarious!!!!:woohoo:

markolas

03-30-2011, 01:33 PM

What century is this?

:laugh: I was gonna say "Oriental is a rug, not a person."

I cringe every time I hear somebody refer to a person as "oriental" (which isn't often, thank heaven). It's like saying someone is "colored."

markolas

03-30-2011, 01:36 PM

I had friends back in the day who would hook up multiple times a week and sometimes even multiple times a DAY with guys they'd meet online (think gay.com, adam4adam, manhunt, et al). I only did the online hookup thing a couple of times... I found it to be extraordinarily oogie. Mostly because it's just awkward, and also because nobody EVER looks like the pics they post online :eek:. Plus, random sex just isn't for me. I've had plenty of sexual partners, but I've also gotten to know them all firsthand... and almost always remain friends with them afterwards.

I've had a f*ckbuddy or two, which is great. Random hook-ups are creepy, tho.

Multiple times a DAY? :eek: Even when I was 19, I was only good for one orgasm a day. That seems exceedingly tiring, but then, I'm very low-energy in general.

HomerMcvie

03-30-2011, 01:37 PM

What century is this?
http://englishcommunicationcourse.wikispaces.com/file/view/Wikip-facepalm.jpg/191803398/Wikip-facepalm.jpg

And for the record, I am NOT bald.

I Photoshopped that, and removed all the shadows(no, I won't post it). Why are you hiding? No need to. Just sayin'.....

HomerMcvie

03-30-2011, 01:43 PM

:laugh: I was gonna say "Oriental is a rug, not a person."

I cringe every time I hear somebody refer to a person as "oriental" (which isn't often, thank heaven). It's like saying someone is "colored."

My 80yo aunt, mispronounces words all the time(we all make fun of her, behind her back), and she uses the term "Nigras". She means Negro(which of course, is offensive enough), btw, not n*****. She doesn't mean it hateful, either. She's just backwards(married at 16, never had a job in her life, so she was never "out in the world". Didn't learn to drive until she was 60, when my uncle died).
They say ignorance is bliss....

HejiraNYC

03-30-2011, 01:47 PM

I Photoshopped that, and removed all the shadows(no, I won't post it). Why are you hiding? No need to. Just sayin'.....

I am not hiding anything. :lol: Quite a few have met me. Let them chime in.

I just haven't felt the urge/need to post my ugly mug here. :shrug: That's all.

markolas

03-30-2011, 01:49 PM

My 80yo aunt, mispronounces words all the time(we all make fun of her, behind her back), and she uses the term "Nigras".

I had a great-aunt who said "nigras." Was your aunt from the hills of North Carolina, perchance?

Then there's my 90-year old grandfather, who still says "Jap." :rolleyes:

HomerMcvie

03-30-2011, 01:53 PM

I had a great-aunt who said "nigras." Was your aunt from the hills of North Carolina, perchance?

Then there's my 90-year old grandfather, who still says "Jap." :rolleyes:

Southern Indiana. I guess we're too close to Kintucky!:lol:

HomerMcvie

03-30-2011, 01:54 PM

I am not hiding anything. :lol: Quite a few have met me. Let them chime in.

I just haven't felt the urge/need to post my ugly mug here. :shrug: That's all.

I guess it bothers me, that you keep calling yourself ugly. Only a bad personality can make a person ugly.

HejiraNYC

03-30-2011, 01:59 PM

I guess it bothers me, that you keep calling yourself ugly. Only a bad personality can make a person ugly.

Oh please. I don't think a person looks at a picture and says, "oh, what a lovely personality." :lol:

Okay, I'm being a little harsh on myself. Maybe one day in therapy I will grow to accept the hand I was dealt.

daniellaaarisen

03-30-2011, 02:00 PM

Word.

I consider myself asexual. Although I have sex with men, I'd rather not have sex at all. eh. I could go my whole life without a sexual act. I do get horny like everyone else...but I dunno....I'm a nurse....it's ruined my sex drive.

You poor, poor soul. I can't even IMAGINE, although I think life would be easier and less complicated haha.

daniellaaarisen

03-30-2011, 02:03 PM

Favorite body part on myself? I'm ONLY going by what others have told me. My ego is just about non-existant.

Hair- Dark auburn and really long. I don't particularly like the color. I went blond in high school, but hairdressers have always told me how difficult my hair color is to dye over. So I'm stuck with it until I go grey, I guess.

Legs- I'm almost 5'9" and they're pretty long. They'll also compliment my overall thinness. Whatever.

Smile- I've been told it make me look "innocent".

Boobs- Full C. I wouldn't want them any bigger.

Face- High cheek bones. God know where they come from. I'm English w/ a little French.

You sound so hot. Trade hair, please?

I just haven't felt the urge/need to post my ugly mug here. :shrug: That's all.

Hush, Ed!

HejiraNYC

03-30-2011, 02:07 PM

I had a great-aunt who said "nigras." Was your aunt from the hills of North Carolina, perchance?

Then there's my 90-year old grandfather, who still says "Jap." :rolleyes:

Well... how do you know she means n***** and not negro (which, although antiquated, I do not believe is considered to be a pejorative)? I had no idea that people, well, make that white people still used terminology like that. I don't think education, class or age is any excuse. Somebody should sit her down and give her a talking-to. :mad:

HomerMcvie

03-30-2011, 02:15 PM

HomerMcvie

03-30-2011, 02:19 PM

Oh please. I don't think a person looks at a picture and says, "oh, what a lovely personality." :lol:

Okay, I'm being a little harsh on myself. Maybe one day in therapy I will grow to accept the hand I was dealt.
From what I see of your un-shadowed picture, you're not ugly.

I don't think I'm anything to look at, but ya know what? It's all I've got, and life is short. And I don't plan on wasting another minute of my life....

Loving yourself, is the first step. Because once you do, most of the world will love you, too. And the ones who don't, are a waste of your time and energy, anyway!

markolas

03-30-2011, 02:27 PM

Well... how do you know she means n***** and not negro (which, although antiquated, I do not believe is considered to be a pejorative)? I had no idea that people, well, make that white people still used terminology like that. I don't think education, class or age is any excuse. Somebody should sit her down and give her a talking-to. :mad:

Oh, I'm sure she meant negro. And yes, there are still white people who use terms like that, tho probably none under the age of 60.

I haven't actually seen this great-aunt in years. She may even be dead for all I know.

I have a few relatives who actually use the N word with distressing frequency. My grandmother is terribly, terribly racist and will regularly refer to any black female orderly at her nursing home as "that n***** woman." And doesn't even think about it. In the '50s, her mother (my great-grandmother) had a black maid, who everyone referred to as "N***** Dorothy." I'm not sure if this was said to her face or not. My grandmother often said that Dorothy was a good woman because Dorothy "knew she was a n*****." Yes, she used that exact phrasing. :eek:

When Dorothy died several years ago, my mother spoke to her daughter about attending the funeral, and the daughter evidently was none too thrilled with the idea of anyone from my mother's family being in attendance. My mother couldn't, for the life of her, understand why. :rolleyes:

Then there's my grandmother's younger sister - another piece of work. She decided to sell the house she'd lived in for 30 years because a black family moved in to a house down the street. So she has this McMansion type house built in a new ritzy little subdivision, and who should build a house directly behind her, but a black woman. :lol:

She said that the NAACP must have put up the money for the woman's house, because "there's no way a black woman could afford to buy a house in this neighborhood." :shocked:

And no, I don't have anything to do with any of these people, and haven't in years. This kind of disgusting mindset isn't even the main reason. Ugh.

louielouie2000

03-30-2011, 03:13 PM

cristochango

03-30-2011, 03:25 PM

Boy, you've never spent much time in the South East or Deep South, have you? :eek: The swath between East Texas up through the Carolinas is still rather unapologetic with their political incorrectness (to put it nicely).

Being from the north, whenever I hear any of this get brought up I am completely awestruck. I feel like most of us up here are very politically correct, and tolerant of most. (You have the one or two exceptions, but every place does for that part.)

I heard someone make a racist comment today in class, that was meant, and I just looked over, jaw hanging, and said "what the hell did you just say?"
It made me REALLY uncomfortable. haha

mylittledemon

03-30-2011, 03:41 PM

:laugh: I was gonna say "Oriental is a rug, not a person."

I cringe every time I hear somebody refer to a person as "oriental" (which isn't often, thank heaven). It's like saying someone is "colored."

haha as Jerry Seinfeld said... "How can it be racist, if I like their race?" :lol: I've never heard anyone say "Orientals" in a derogatory way but I do suppose it's mostly older people that say it. I still hear "Japs" occasionally and I find it more humorous than anything, but of course I would never say it. It's a little too close to that line for me.

Being from the north, whenever I hear any of this get brought up I am completely awestruck. I feel like most of us up here are very politically correct, and tolerant of most. (You have the one or two exceptions, but every place does for that part.)

Lol! That's funny because generalization because in the south, northerners are viewed as having less manners & being less friendly.

cristochango

03-30-2011, 03:45 PM

haha as Jerry Seinfeld said... "How can it be racist, if I like their race?" :lol: I've never heard anyone say "Orientals" in a derogatory way but I do suppose it's mostly older people that say it. I still hear "Japs" occasionally and I find it more humorous than anything, but of course I would never say it. It's a little too close to that line for me.

Lol! That's funny because generalization because in the south, northerners are viewed as having less manners & being less friendly.

hahah, are you from the south? I always thought you were from England for some reason... weird :p

But nope. I can assure you that I am very mannerful and equally as friendly :)
There are some dicks up here though. :p

mylittledemon

03-30-2011, 03:50 PM

haha, no I grew up in the South. :)

But no, I agree... there are d*cks everywhere - it's just a generalization that Southerners have. And there are certainly southerners that are not mannerly and not friendly and should be ashamed to call em-selves suth-urn. ;)

skcin

03-30-2011, 03:54 PM

Oh, I would remember something like that. I haven't.

Dude, you have. I think you were at an event - a parade or something? Seriously, it was you with another person or group of people. I had no idea you were an Asian male until I saw it. Maybe another board?

Same.

Dude, I swear I've seen you too. Wasn't your hair blond & curly a few years back?

Hmmm. I recall seeing a picture of you before and I've never met you nor had any contact with you. I don't know where else I would have seen it.

SEE?!?! I'm not crazy! :lol:

Well... how do you know she means n***** and not negro (which, although antiquated, I do not believe is considered to be a pejorative)? I had no idea that people, well, make that white people still used terminology like that. I don't think education, class or age is any excuse. Somebody should sit her down and give her a talking-to. :mad:

In my experience it's mostly older people (although I'm a Yankee. :cool: ) Mostly not meant to be derogatory - that's just the term(s) they knew growing up. Still offensive.

She'd never speak to us again! She's that sensitive! We can't even tell her that it's OPRAH, not "Offrah". That's right...she watches Offrah.
:

HA! :lol:

From what I see of your un-shadowed picture, you're not ugly.

I don't think I'm anything to look at, but ya know what? It's all I've got, and life is short. And I don't plan on wasting another minute of my life....

Loving yourself, is the first step. Because once you do, most of the world will love you, too. And the ones who don't, are a waste of your time and energy, anyway!

That's not actually a pic of Ed. I don't think. :confused:

haha as Jerry Seinfeld said... "How can it be racist, if I like their race?" :lol: I've never heard anyone say "Orientals" in a derogatory way but I do suppose it's mostly older people that say it. I still hear "Japs" occasionally and I find it more humorous than anything, but of course I would never say it. It's a little too close to that line for me.

Lol! That's funny because generalization because in the south, northerners are viewed as having less manners & being less friendly.

Yes, but maybe we're more PC.

Saying someone is Oriental isn't really derogatory, it's just incorrect. There's not "Orient" anymore - it's called ASIA. Objects should be called Oriental; people should not. :shrug: