TMI thread. Discussion of sensitive ADULT issues/triggers. Enter with awareness!

[BTFLCHLD]

again, strange. just seems to me if I got on with someone and we both enjoyed discussing sexual adventures on a daily, IMO it would make sense to email, note or whatevs. that was my reasoning behind my initial question, is there some 'gettingoff' transpiring with the pubic display of such? that's all, really. just wondering.

[Dodfather]

if you people want a real TMI thread, i wish we could dig up the old PERVS thread. that was so much more than "grandpappy bit me," and "sophomore sally is great in the sack."

Right - go for it. I was keeping it pretty tame because I could see Moderators may have an issue.

[carrie721]

This thread got better :lol:

post more.

again, strange. just seems to me if I got on with someone and we both enjoyed discussing sexual adventures on a daily, IMO it would make sense to email, note or whatevs. that was my reasoning behind my initial question, is there some 'gettingoff' transpiring with the pubic display of such? that's all, really. just wondering.

my vote is "yes."

[markolas]

I thought the pervs thread got deleted quite some time ago. Which is a shame, b/c it was hysterical.

[carrie721]

I thought the pervs thread got deleted quite some time ago. Which is a shame, b/c it was hysterical.

it's either been deleted, or it's impossible to find because of the indexing f*ck up when the ledge changed ownership.

[daniellaaarisen]

I don't think that questioning the "motives" behind posters on this thread is really relevant or fully appropriate. The thread has gotten the clear from Jannie for now and that should be enough for the conversation to continue as it was before. :thumbsup:

[markolas]

I don't think that questioning the "motives" behind posters on this thread is really relevant or fully appropriate. The thread has gotten the clear from Jannie for now and that should be enough for the conversation to continue as it was before. :thumbsup:

So does that mean I can talk about my new jelly dong, or no?

[carrie721]

I don't think that questioning the "motives" behind posters on this thread is really relevant or fully appropriate. The thread has gotten the clear from Jannie for now and that should be enough for the conversation to continue as it was before. :thumbsup:

in what way is it inappropriate? :laugh:

it seems you only deem things beneath you or irrelevant when you don't want to answer for something you've posted publicly - JTIS.

[daniellaaarisen]

So does that mean I can talk about my new jelly dong, or no?

I was totally thinking about bringing toys into this conversation! Go for it.

[bretonbanquet]

I don't think that questioning the "motives" behind posters on this thread is really relevant or fully appropriate. The thread has gotten the clear from Jannie for now and that should be enough for the conversation to continue as it was before. :thumbsup:

Dude, given what some people have said in this thread, questioning people's motives is way down the list of inappropriateness :laugh:

[HomerMcvie]

So does that mean I can talk about my new jelly dong, or no?

I think as long as you're not being too graphic, in your description.

[daniellaaarisen]

in what way is it inappropriate? :laugh:

it seems you only deem things beneath you or irrelevant when you don't want to answer for something you've posted publicly - JTIS .

I own everything I post publicly. Just because you disagree with me and I try to avoid confrontation doesn't mean I don't own it.

[markolas]

I think as long as you're not being too graphic, in your description.

It's pink and it's translucent, and fits very, very well. I wanted one that had glitter in it, but I guess you can't have everything.

Is that too graphic?

[daniellaaarisen]

It's pink and it's translucent, and fits very, very well. I wanted one that had glitter in it, but I guess you can't have everything.

Is that too graphic?

That's perfect. I just bought a new toy too... I'm in love. Seriously, IN LOVE.

[chiliD]

I think as long as you're not being too graphic, in your description.

Like they say...a picture is worth a 1,000 words. :shrug: :eek: :lol:

[daniellaaarisen]

So, did you miss my question back a couple of pages...well, it was more of a request than a question...or just ignoring it? :shrug: :wavey: ;)

I PMed you!

[diane_k]

Fifty two pages and not ONE mention of scissoring? I find that a little bit rude. Also discriminating. You'll be hearing from my lawyer!

[HomerMcvie]

Fifty two pages and not ONE mention of scissoring? I find that a little bit rude. Also discriminating. You'll be hearing from my lawyer!

WTF is scissoring? Bumping uglies????
Double cooter pie?
Clambake duet?
Orifices-R-us?
:lol:

[chiliD]

Fifty two pages and not ONE mention of scissoring? I find that a little bit rude. Also discriminating. You'll be hearing from my lawyer!

WTF is scissoring?


Homie, it's kind of like an adventurous quilting bee or group scrapbooking. ;)

[ButterCookie]

really, think of the children.

:rolleyes: I'd just as soon the whole board be 18+.

I don't like the think of the children argument. I'm not going to miraculously wake up on my 18th Birthday (in 5/6 months) and shout "YES I AM AN ADULT I CAN TALK ABOUT SEX!" or wake up to a whole host of knowledge that was bestowed on me at 4.30am exactly 18 years after I was born.

Also, boundaries are blurred between countries. In the UK, 16 is the age of consent so does that mean 16 y/o UK Ledgies aren't classed as children in *this* department but US Ledgies have to wait an extra two years?

[markolas]

Fifty two pages and not ONE mention of scissoring? I find that a little bit rude. Also discriminating. You'll be hearing from my lawyer!

I prefer the term tribbing, but it doesn't really have anything to do with me. :laugh:

[Dodfather]

I don't like the think of the children argument. I'm not going to miraculously wake up on my 18th Birthday (in 5/6 months) and shout "YES I AM AN ADULT I CAN TALK ABOUT SEX!" or wake up to a whole host of knowledge that was bestowed on me at 4.30am exactly 18 years after I was born.

Also, boundaries are blurred between countries. In the UK, 16 is the age of consent so does that mean 16 y/o UK Ledgies aren't classed as children in *this* department but US Ledgies have to wait an extra two years?

Two excellent points - well made.

[HomerMcvie]

I prefer the term tribbing, but it doesn't really have anything to do with me. :laugh:

Dammit, first scissoring, and now tribbing? Have I really lived that sheltered of a life?
I have no clue, on either.

I guess I'm just a super horny guy, who's just not kinky enough(now I'm not sure that's possible....so let's go with the sheltered theory.....:D).

WTF is tribbing?

Did I at least get scissoring right, that it's women bumping uglies?

I feel really innocent, right now!:laugh::laugh::laugh:

[ButterCookie]

The term 'bumping uglies' really offends me :/

[skcin]

i'm not sure i "keep bringing it up." the truly pervy people are not around anymore (strand, etc), and if the lame dialogue in this thread led to a warning a while back, we'd never get anywhere with pervs pt II.

at any rate, one can't "lead the charge" when it comes to joking about masturbating with tweezers, ball gags, felching, snowballs, etc. it has to happen organically, much like a family orgy.

That would reinforce my faith in cycles.

it's either been deleted, or it's impossible to find because of the indexing f*ck up when the ledge changed ownership.

I have searched & searched & can't find it. :(


It's pink and it's translucent, and fits very, very well. I wanted one that had glitter in it, but I guess you can't have everything.

Is that too graphic?

Why the desire for glitter? Does it expel the glitter? :lol:

[markolas]

Dammit, first scissoring, and now tribbing? Have I really lived that sheltered of a life?
I have no clue, on either.

I guess I'm just a super horny guy, who's just not kinky enough(now I'm not sure that's possible....so let's go with the sheltered theory.....:D).

WTF is tribbing?

Did I at least get scissoring right, that it's women bumping uglies?

I feel really innocent, right now!:laugh::laugh::laugh:

lol Tribbing (aka tribadism) is rubbing p*ssies, yes. Scissoring is more a method for doing the aforementioned, I believe. But I'm hardly an expert.

[markolas]

Why the desire for glitter? Does it expel the glitter? :lol:

No, the glitter is just suspended inside - like bananas in jello. Basically, I wanted it to be really faggy.

[bluefox4000]

Yes. me too. Also...There was an old song in the 90's I believe called Knocking Boots:shocked: First time I heard that one.

Mick

[DefDumbandBlond]

lol Tribbing (aka tribadism) is rubbing p*ssies, yes. Scissoring is more a method for doing the aforementioned, I believe. But I'm hardly an expert.

Me either, although I do love the Scissor Sisters, they have a great new album out. :D

[skcin]

No, the glitter is just suspended inside - like bananas in jello. Basically, I wanted it to be really faggy.

HA! Got it. :thumbsup:

[HomerMcvie]

No, the glitter is just suspended inside - like bananas in jello. Basically, I wanted it to be really faggy.

I have fantasies, of being suspended in Jello.:lol:

Naked, of course!:angel:

[HomerMcvie]

The term 'bumping uglies' really offends me :/

Really? I think it's hilarious! :blob1::blob1::blob1:

[HomerMcvie]

Me either, although I do love the Scissor Sisters, they have a great new album out. :D

You just ruined(or made) their name for me. I only have DL'd one song by them, but I'll never hear it the same, now.
Thanks.:mad::mad:















;)

[BTFLCHLD]

I don't like the think of the children argument. I'm not going to miraculously wake up on my 18th Birthday (in 5/6 months) and shout "YES I AM AN ADULT I CAN TALK ABOUT SEX!" or wake up to a whole host of knowledge that was bestowed on me at 4.30am exactly 18 years after I was born.

Also, boundaries are blurred between countries. In the UK, 16 is the age of consent so does that mean 16 y/o UK Ledgies aren't classed as children in *this* department but US Ledgies have to wait an extra two years?

fyi not an argument. 'think of the children' is a term woven within the Ledge threads as a great source of hilarity.

aren't KIDS as young as 10-12yo into scking and fcking now? was a time when sneaking a smoke in junior high was considered fast and dangerous. haha.

[ButterCookie]

fyi not an argument. 'think of the children' is a term woven within the Ledge threads as a great source of hilarity.

I did mean in general.

[skcin]

For toys, I would recommend the Jelly C Ring. :thumbsup:
http://ww2.pureromance.com/PUBLICSTORE/(S(forhj145sn424r45fncomtbo))/catalog/productinfo.aspx?id=339&cid=1&AspxAutoDetectCookieSupport=1

[DefDumbandBlond]

You just ruined(or made) their name for me. I only have DL'd one song by them, but I'll never hear it the same, now.
Thanks.:mad::mad:















;)

Corrupting is what I do best. ;)
http://i52.tinypic.com/307qhhv.gif

[louielouie2000]

For toys, I would recommend the Jelly C Ring. :thumbsup:
http://ww2.pureromance.com/PUBLICSTORE/(S(forhj145sn424r45fncomtbo))/catalog/productinfo.aspx?id=339&cid=1&AspxAutoDetectCookieSupport=1

One of my Mother's friends says she uses one of those to make long, boring road trips go by quicker! :laugh:

[skcin]

One of my Mother's friends says she uses one of those to make long, boring road trips go by quicker! :laugh:

Ewwwwwww. :lol: Now I won't be able to use it anymore - I'll be thinking of some old lady humping it in the car.

[louielouie2000]

Ewwwwwww. :lol: Now I won't be able to use it anymore - I'll be thinking of some old lady humping it in the car.

Pfff... I know better! You were using it while you typed your last response! ;) :lol:

[markolas]

For toys, I would recommend the Jelly C Ring. :thumbsup:
http://ww2.pureromance.com/PUBLICSTORE/(S(forhj145sn424r45fncomtbo))/catalog/productinfo.aspx?id=339&cid=1&AspxAutoDetectCookieSupport=1

That looks...scary. A lot of these toys look like medieval torture devices to me. I was at my bf's mom's house one night and had one of those sex toy infomercials on at 2am...they had this contraption that looked like a blender with a pump that you apparently stick your wang in. :eek:

No thanks. I'd sooner put it in the vacuum cleaner.

[skcin]

Pfff... I know better! You were using it while you typed your last response! ;) :lol:

Please stop! I'm at work, and am certainly not pleasuring myself at this moment. But now I'll associate the Jelly C with my work AND an old woman on a road trip. :distress:

That looks...scary. A lot of these toys look like medieval torture devices to me. I was at my bf's mom's house one night and had one of those sex toy infomercials on at 2am...they had this contraption that looked like a blender with a pump that you apparently stick your wang in. :eek:

No thanks. I'd sooner put it in the vacuum cleaner.

The circular part is really just a flexible cockring, I swear it's not painful or scary. The bullet thing is what vibes. :shrug:

[daniellaaarisen]

Best. Thing. Ever.

http://www.amazon.com/California-Exotics-Pearl-Butterfly-Arouser/dp/B000EZZ876

[BTFLCHLD]

Best. Thing. Ever.

http://www.amazon.com/California-Exotics-Pearl-Butterfly-Arouser/dp/B000EZZ876 woah no used offerings in the new and used section!! bet that makes for pervy dissapointments everywhere!

[michelle2677]

Does it ever fall out if you run to catch an elevator, a train, a bus, for any reason?
And, what if you're on a rollercoaster, and sometimes they go upside down? If it fell out, would it fly up to your neck after it fell down to your ankles?
You can get toxic schock if you forget to take it out? Dang. Do you pull the string to take it out? Why a string and not a small, thin handle? What if the string breaks? Can you attach another string from an unused one, but then what do you do with the one with no string?
I guess you can go into a swimming pool with them, I seem to remember television commercials that said you could swim, play tennis, go bowling, horseback riding. But wouldn't high tide at the ocean definitely knock it out? .


i'm just now painstakingly moving through this thread but i had to go ahead and comment.

i don't know who you've been sleeping with but typically the vag is pretty tight. if a woman's tampon is falling out because she went horseback riding, someone needs to do their kegels.

[louielouie2000]

i'm just now painstakingly moving through this thread but i had to go ahead and comment.

i don't know who you've been sleeping with but typically the vag is pretty tight. if a woman's tampon is falling out because she went horseback riding, someone needs to do their kegels.

Vaginas have always fascinated me, even though I'm gay. I once had a girl friend liken them to an accordion... that's why they're so compact/tight when not in use, and how they return to their original shape after pushing out a 10 pound baby.

[markolas]

i don't know who you've been sleeping with but typically the vag is pretty tight. if a woman's tampon is falling out because she went horseback riding, someone needs to do their kegels.

I suppose having it fall out is better than the alternative.

[daniellaaarisen]

Vaginas have always fascinated me, even though I'm gay. I once had a girl friend liken them to an accordion... that's why they're so compact/tight when not in use, and how they return to their original shape after pushing out a 10 pound baby.

I just had a really funny picture of you hooking up with a girl just as a science experiment :lol:

[bluefox4000]

I've had many of my gay friends say they're terrified of Vagina's. They tell me...."but that's where they PEE from." I say.....So what is A cock for......Then I say....don't answer that:lol:

Mick

[markolas]

I've had many of my gay friends say they're terrified of Vagina's. They tell me...."but that's where they PEE from." I say.....So what is A cock for......Then I say....don't answer that:lol:

Mick

I'm hardly terrified of them. They just don't do much for me...methinks I'd get bored with that pretty quick.

[skcin]

Best. Thing. Ever.

http://www.amazon.com/California-Exotics-Pearl-Butterfly-Arouser/dp/B000EZZ876

Amazing how they make the same damn product over & over again and name it after a different animal each time. :) There's also a rabbit that's pretty much identical.

i'm just now painstakingly moving through this thread but i had to go ahead and comment.

i don't know who you've been sleeping with but typically the vag is pretty tight. if a woman's tampon is falling out because she went horseback riding, someone needs to do their kegels.

there goes my diet coke

I suppose having it fall out is better than the alternative.

Do you really want to go there? I work in a medical office. :shocked:

I've had many of my gay friends say they're terrified of Vagina's. They tell me...."but that's where they PEE from." I say.....So what is A cock for......Then I say....don't answer that:lol:

Mick

Your gay friends are stupid. Women don't pee out of their vaginas. :lol: Or are they talking about the general vicinity?

[GODDESS6]

i'm just now painstakingly moving through this thread but i had to go ahead and comment.

i don't know who you've been sleeping with but typically the vag is pretty tight. if a woman's tampon is falling out because she went horseback riding, someone needs to do their kegels.

omg, i am still laughing over this~

[bluefox4000]

Your gay friends are stupid. Women don't pee out of their vaginas. :lol: Or are they talking about the general vicinity?

General area. But I have no time to explain these things. They can look it up:laugh:

Mick

[markolas]

Do you really want to go there? I work in a medical office. :shocked:

Meaning? You've seen cases of this? :eek:

[GypsySorcerer]

i'm just now painstakingly moving through this thread but i had to go ahead and comment.

i don't know who you've been sleeping with but typically the vag is pretty tight. if a woman's tampon is falling out because she went horseback riding, someone needs to do their kegels.

Good point. ;)

But y'all, we discussed Kegels on here already. Ethan enlightened us. :)

http://ledge.fleetwoodmac.net/showthread.php?t=36194&highlight=kegel

[GODDESS6]

Good point. ;)

But y'all, we discussed Kegels on here already. Ethan enlightened us. :)

http://ledge.fleetwoodmac.net/showthread.php?t=36194&highlight=kegel

omg, i love you for posting this!!!~ i was thinking the exact same thing!!!:laugh:~

[ButterCookie]

Good point. ;)

But y'all, we discussed Kegels on here already. Ethan enlightened us. :)

http://ledge.fleetwoodmac.net/showthread.php?t=36194&highlight=kegel

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhuowdzqru1qcolpz.gif

[DefDumbandBlond]

No words for that one :laugh:

http://i51.tinypic.com/bjijpk.gif

[louielouie2000]

I just had a really funny picture of you hooking up with a girl just as a science experiment :lol:

You know me so well! :laugh: I've really thought about it in the past just to quell the curiosity. It's not that I have a hetero, ahem, BONE in my body... but when I become curious about something, I simply must have answers :laugh:. I think I'm the only of my gay friends who never had sex with a woman in their youth, too. Which is so funny, considering how some of my buddies are giant queens :p.

[HomerMcvie]

General area. But I have no time to explain these things. They can look it up:laugh:

Mick

Wikipedia has a pretty explicit vagina map!

[daniellaaarisen]

Good point. ;)

But y'all, we discussed Kegels on here already. Ethan enlightened us. :)

http://ledge.fleetwoodmac.net/showthread.php?t=36194&highlight=kegel

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH oh my God

[daniellaaarisen]

You know me so well! :laugh: I've really thought about it in the past just to quell the curiosity. It's not that I have a hetero, ahem, BONE in my body... but when I become curious about something, I simply must have answers :laugh:. I think I'm the only of my gay friends who never had sex with a woman in their youth, too. Which is so funny, considering how some of my buddies are giant queens :p.

Put that on the sexual bucket list and call me immediately after it happens. I've informed you immediately after I checked something off of mine so it's only fair ;)

[BTFLCHLD]

likely stevie has that clamp clenched standing next to that stallion. Y/N?

[ButterCookie]

likely stevie has that clamp clenched standing next to that stallion. Y/N?

I choked on my drink. :laugh::laugh:

[louielouie2000]

likely stevie has that clamp clenched standing next to that stallion. Y/N?

:laugh: Sure would explain that terse look on her face! :laugh:

[BTFLCHLD]

Put that on the sexual bucket list and call me immediately after it happens. I've informed you immediately after I checked something off of mine so it's only fair ;)

OMG you're sitting on a goldmine of a Pay-Per-View Event!
DANI GIVES LOUIE HIS FIRST WHISKER BISCUIT!

[skcin]

Good point. ;)

But y'all, we discussed Kegels on here already. Ethan enlightened us. :)

http://ledge.fleetwoodmac.net/showthread.php?t=36194&highlight=kegel

Baahhhaaahhhaaa. You're awesome. :D

:laugh: Sure would explain that terse look on her face! :laugh:

Seriously. Loosen up lady. :cool:

[Fleetwoodmark]

fyi not an argument. 'think of the children' is a term woven within the Ledge threads as a great source of hilarity.

aren't KIDS as young as 10-12yo into scking and fcking now? was a time when sneaking a smoke in junior high was considered fast and dangerous. haha.

10-12...

Are you serious ??

[louielouie2000]

10-12...

Are you serious ??

When I was in middle school/junior high kids I knew started having sex at 11-12. I thought it was horrible even then. I guess I was always Peter Pan as a kid... I figured there was always time to be grown up later. I wanted to be a carefree kid and just have simple fun as long as I could!

[daniellaaarisen]

I first participated in "oral activity" when I was around 13 but I lost my virginity at 16, and I had friends who thought THAT was risque.

[markolas]

When I was in middle school/junior high kids I knew started having sex at 11-12.

Or they *said* they did.

[daniellaaarisen]

Or they *said* they did.

True. Funny story of my childhood:

A family friend and I once decided to try "having sex." We were only 7 or 8 at the time and vacationing together at his family's lake house. Needless to say, we had absolutely no idea what sex was so we basically just grinded on each other while naked and high-fived: "yay! We just had sex!" I told a few of my friends about it and eventually, the entire third grade knew :lol: I was the Saint Andrew's Elementary School slut for the next two years.

[HomerMcvie]

I was 19.

And basically raped, even then.

Although at about age 6, the neighbors opened the garage door, to find me having their 6yo daughter, spread wide open, on the lawn tractor's hood.
Hey, it was the first one I'd ever seen, and I wanted a really good look!

[louielouie2000]

I was 19.

And basically raped, even then.

You know you can't drop a bombshell like that without elaborating! :distress:

It's interesting... both you and I are self-professed highly sexed guys... but both of us were relatively late in becoming sexually active. I was 19, nearly 20 when I finally started having sex as well. I just wasn't mentally ready before then, and I knew it.

[HomerMcvie]

You know you can't drop a bombshell like that without elaborating! :distress:

It's interesting... both you and I are self-professed highly sexed guys... but both of us were relatively late in becoming sexually active. I was 19, nearly 20 when I finally started having sex as well. I just wasn't mentally ready before then, and I knew it.

We really are so much alike, Louie.

Okay, I was 19. I'd gone out with my cousin, her boyfriend, and her best friend(who I'd known since I was 9). Well, we got drunk. REALLY drunk. I'd even thrown up. "Theresa" was hitting on me, rubbing my crotch and whatnot. I was so scared. Well, we get back to my cousin's house, and she says(she was as guilty of Theresa laying me, as Theresa was),"you're driving Theresa home". Which was waaaaay out of my way, and of course I was too drunk to be driving anywhere! Well, I drove about 3 miles, and she ordered me to pull off the road, onto a gravel side road, so that she could pee. Well, I drove a 4x4 Jeep, with a lift kit. The gravel road literally went through a creekbed. I parked in the middle of the creek(I don't remember if she pee'd, or not). I'm really sketchy now, on details. I only remember that she had my pants down, and was going down on me. All I remember is that we got into the back seat(which on a CJ5, was about 3 FEET long, not nearly enough room), and me climbing on, and fukcing her. I DO remember being freaked out, because even though she was only 20, she had a baby, that was about a year old. I kept thinking, "wow, a baby came out of here". I remember wanting to go down on her(to see what it was like), but I was really freaking out, about the baby thing! I also remember, mid coitus, apologizing for my mouth probably tasting like vomit!:laugh::wavey: I came in her, and drove her home, and finally got myself home! I remember praying that I didn't get her pregnant!
So, I'm glad I did it, even though I really wasn't offered a choice in the matter(I remember being too afraid to do it, but was TERRIFIED that she'd tell my cousin, that I was afraid to do it). Oh yeah, none of them knew that I was a virgin....I've always came off as a reasonably cool guy, so they just assumed that I had experience!:o

[carrie721]

^ i must have missed the part of the story that was anything akin to rape. wanting to "act cool" isn't the same as not having a choice in the matter. :rolleyes:

[louielouie2000]

^ i must have missed the part of the story that was anything akin to rape. wanting to "act cool" isn't the same as not having a choice in the matter. :rolleyes:

Just to pick your mind, if Homer had instead been a woman, would that have changed the story? If it had been a man who had pulled a woman's pants down without her permission, and started performing sex acts on her? I'm just being devil's advocate here, mind you.

[carrie721]

Just to pick your mind, if Homer had instead been a woman, would that have changed the story? If it had been a man who had pulled a woman's pants down without her permission, and started performing sex acts on her? I'm just being devil's advocate here, mind you.

if the story had begun with her choosing to drive drunk with someone who had been grabbing her and making her feel "scared," i'd say she was full of sh*t, too.

[WildHeart69]

Thanks for the many answers on the Tampons. They sound popular.

So after seeing this thread title for months now and never clicking on it to check it out I am now KICKING myself for waiting so long!
I am going page by, f'ing hilarious page and this quote made me truely LOL...

I am sure I am in for a great deal of...interesting?...topics ahead!

[WildHeart69]

TMI - My dog's sack fell off today. Weird.

Ha! Another LOL! :D

[BTFLCHLD]

id say the only defense wound homer came away with was on the tip of his dick from hitting that uterus.

[WildHeart69]

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

PS: and for what it's worth, I've posted on the Ledge whilst on the throne. Mostly while posting about Bekka Bramlett (I KID, I KID!! :lol:)

HIYOOOO!!!!!

[GypsySorcerer]

It's interesting... both you and I are self-professed highly sexed guys... but both of us were relatively late in becoming sexually active. I was 19, nearly 20 when I finally started having sex as well. I just wasn't mentally ready before then, and I knew it.

I was 19.

Another member of the "late bloomer" club checking in.... I had just turned 19. In high school, I was one of those "everything but sex" girls. It wasn't because I was being a tease; it was honestly because I wasn't interested in having sex with them. :laugh: I went to a really small high school (fewer than 300 kids), and I was either friends with the guys or hated them. :shrug:

My first time, though, was a total nightmare. The guy lasted about 30 seconds, and I said something to the effect of, "That's it?" :eek: And then he threw me out on my ass.

[Dodfather]

You know you can't drop a bombshell like that without elaborating! :distress:

It's interesting... both you and I are self-professed highly sexed guys... but both of us were relatively late in becoming sexually active. I was 19, nearly 20 when I finally started having sex as well. I just wasn't mentally ready before then, and I knew it.


This makes 3 of us. I was a late bloomer in the extreme, lol. Even though I lost my virginity at 15 (on my lunch hour from school, on my parents sofa) it was a long time before much else happened after that and before I was comfortable. The next time I had sex I was 19.

Now, if I'm single at the time (which is most of the time lately), any chance I get I'll go for it! Seems to have been especially like that lkately, although opportunities have been few and far between. The thing is, you're never as attractive to other wmoen when you're single. Seriously, get a girlfriend and you could get soooo much. Damnit!

[louielouie2000]

The thing is, you're never as attractive to other wmoen when you're single. Seriously, get a girlfriend and you could get soooo much. Damnit!

I have never understood this... it's exactly the same for gay men. I always have people coming out of the woodwork once I start dating somebody. I chalk it up to the fact people must be less threatened to approach you as they no longer have any fear of rejection since they know you're off the market anyway. It's annoying as hell! :lol:

[Dodfather]

Vaginas have always fascinated me, even though I'm gay. I once had a girl friend liken them to an accordion... that's why they're so compact/tight when not in use, and how they return to their original shape after pushing out a 10 pound baby.

I have a gay male friend who yes, says he's terrified of them too. According to him, the reason for this is that "you can't see in thwere and the whole inside thing freaks me out". I don't know what he imagines is in there....!!!

You know me so well! :laugh: I've really thought about it in the past just to quell the curiosity. It's not that I have a hetero, ahem, BONE in my body... but when I become curious about something, I simply must have answers :laugh:. I think I'm the only of my gay friends who never had sex with a woman in their youth, too. Which is so funny, considering how some of my buddies are giant queens :p.

If you ever do this, although I'm guessing the time for that has passed for you, feel free to share it here with us!

[Dodfather]

It's annoying as hell! :lol:

Hell yeah, it really p***es me off! Put it this way, at the moment I'm considering going out a few nights with a friend of mine and saying she's my girlfriend to see what I can get! She's ok with me cheating on her - haha! I was fine before a couple of weeks ago when I finally got some after a loooong time, but now it's almosty like remembering what I'd been missing!

By the way, I've been told by many friends that one of the reasons for my late bloomer status was that everyone thought I was gay. Seriously, from 16-20 I was asked that questions constantly. Now of course you're really sensitive at 16-18 and it used to irritate the Hell outta me but of course I grew up and got over that. However, only once did I manage the "make them feel less threatened and then strike" lay - haha!

[HomerMcvie]

I always have people coming out of the woodwork once I start dating somebody. I chalk it up to the fact people must be less threatened to approach you as they no longer have any fear of rejection since they know you're off the market anyway. It's annoying as hell! :lol:

I can't decide who to quote, you, or Dodfather. I don't necessarily know , which is true.....but I can tell you, that JUST BEING CONFIDENT, and believing in yourself(and btw, not being a hatefilled, bitter, c*nt), will get you everywhere, without even trying. I beat them off with a baseball bat, now. And I do nothing, other than being a nice guy.... What's different, from a couple of years ago? Just believing in myself. That's all it takes. It's not about anything else. Just be a good person, and be confident, and respectful, and it will all come back to you. Gawd, it took me a lifetime, to find out what it was all about!:o But again, just being confident, in that YOU'RE a good, loving, giving person, will shine through. Believe in yourself. Let yourself shine through. Oh yeah, and don't be a c*nt. Being a c*nt will make legions of people hate you(even if it's in hiding, because they fear your c*ntish wrath!). That's not a good thing to be. If I'm ever a c*nt, I pray that that fake god(lower case!), that I don't believe in, strikes me dead!:blob2:
Your mileage may vary!:lol:

[Dodfather]

I can't decide who to quote, you, or Dodfather. I don't necessarily know , which is true.....but I can tell you, that JUST BEING CONFIDENT, and believing in yourself(and btw, not being a hatefilled, bitter, c*nt), will get you everywhere, without even trying. I beat them off with a baseball bat, now. And I do nothing, other than being a nice guy.... What's different, from a couple of years ago? Just believing in myself. That's all it takes. It's not about anything else. Just be a good person, and be confident, and respectful, and it will all come back to you. Gawd, it took me a lifetime, to find out what it was all about!:o But again, just being confident, in that YOU'RE a good, loving, giving person, will shine through. Believe in yourself. Let yourself shine through. Oh yeah, and don't be a c*nt. Being a c*nt will make legions of people hate you(even if it's in hiding, because they fear your c*ntish wrath!). That's not a good thing to be. If I'm ever a c*nt, I pray that that fake god(lower case!), that I don't believe in, strikes me dead!:blob2:
Your mileage may vary!:lol:

I do agree Homer - I was just making a semi-fun generalisation! By the way Homer - when are we gonna go for a beer?! If you're doing so well and can't handle them all then I may grab me some! Hehe...

[bretonbanquet]

I can't decide who to quote, you, or Dodfather. I don't necessarily know , which is true.....but I can tell you, that JUST BEING CONFIDENT, and believing in yourself(and btw, not being a hatefilled, bitter, c*nt), will get you everywhere, without even trying. I beat them off with a baseball bat, now. And I do nothing, other than being a nice guy.... What's different, from a couple of years ago? Just believing in myself. That's all it takes. It's not about anything else. Just be a good person, and be confident, and respectful, and it will all come back to you. Gawd, it took me a lifetime, to find out what it was all about!:o But again, just being confident, in that YOU'RE a good, loving, giving person, will shine through. Believe in yourself. Let yourself shine through.

You know that's not actually true though, right? In itself, being a nice guy makes no difference - it's incidental. You only have to look at all the a$$holes out there with nice girlfriends. Whatever the reason for your success, it's beyond being a good person or being respectful. One guy I know who beats the cr@p out of his girlfriend every so often would agree with me. Maybe it's his six-figure salary that tips the balance - that's what she says anyway. If you were ugly and poor, you could be as nice as you like - nothing comes back to you at all. Anytime I get anywhere, it has nothing to do with being nice. In fact it usually gets in the way.

[Dodfather]

I'm not commenting too much on the above post but I'm sure I can speak for all "nice guys" out there when I say there's nothing more annoying than seeing someone you really like with an a**hole boyfriend! If you then try and tell them how you feel you get called "sweet". Aaaghhh! Yeah, I'm nice but I aslo want to f*** you the best you'll ever get and be nice afterwards! Haha.

[HomerMcvie]

You know that's not actually true though, right? In itself, being a nice guy makes no difference - it's incidental. You only have to look at all the a$$holes out there with nice girlfriends. Whatever the reason for your success, it's beyond being a good person or being respectful. One guy I know who beats the cr@p out of his girlfriend every so often would agree with me. Maybe it's his six-figure salary that tips the balance - that's what she says anyway. If you were ugly and poor, you could be as nice as you like - nothing comes back to you at all. Anytime I get anywhere, it has nothing to do with being nice. In fact it usually gets in the way.
I'm not 100% sure of the perfect combination. But 18 months ago, I was 100% INSECURE. Now, I've got game. I now believe in ME. And that comes through. Confidence is a turn on.

Want to know the funniest thing that changed? So as I first got game, I started dating these young ones, who.....well.....they (personally) had no future. I'm not trying to be mean. They were hot looking, but often had no job, or future. Now, I'm dating a 24yo PhD student, and had a 25yo law school student, ask me out on Monday. Somehow, I managed to step up the class of people I date(I hate saying that, because I don't care about money. But I do care about being with someone, who's self-sufficient. I wanna be their boyfriend, not their daddy:laugh:). Again, I think confidence(not to be confused with cockiness) is everything.

[HomerMcvie]

I'm not commenting too much on the above post but I'm sure I can speak for all "nice guys" out there when I say there's nothing more annoying than seeing someone you really like with an a**hole boyfriend! If you then try and tell them how you feel you get called "sweet". Aaaghhh! Yeah, I'm nice but I aslo want to f*** you the best you'll ever get and be nice afterwards! Haha.

I do agree, too, that being the "nice guy", scares them off. People like being treated like sh*t. And when you're a loving, giving person, that does tend to scare them off. I've had it happen, many times!:o


So my advice is to get straight to the booty! Because if you can make that happen, hopefully they can overlook the fact, that you're a nice guy!:D

[HomerMcvie]

By the way Homer - when are we gonna go for a beer?! If you're doing so well and can't handle them all then I may grab me some! Hehe...

Fly to Nashville, and we'll rip this town a new one! I'm here until Tuesday, putting my body through the Christine McVie regimen!:blob2::blob2::blob2:
My daily Nashvegas regimen:
Sleep until noon
Run around town/shop, until
Happy Hour, for a couple of drinks
Nice restaurant
Hotel, for nap:30, then shower
Hit the clubs, and take in multitudes of music and alcohol
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Lather, rinse, repeat!:wavey:

What time can I pick you up at the airport?:wavey:

[ButterCookie]

putting my body through the Christine McVie regimen!:blob2::blob2::blob2:

That's an amazing way of putting it :lol: I'm going out on the Christine tonight yay!

[HomerMcvie]

That's an amazing way of putting it :lol: I'm going out on the Christine tonight yay!

Thanks. And of course, you're only successful, if you're NEVER photographed, without a glass in your hand!

Even if you're drinking water, put it in a glass, and never put it down!:thumbsup:

[camchristo]

I was 19.

And basically raped, even then.

Although at about age 6, the neighbors opened the garage door, to find me having their 6yo daughter, spread wide open, on the lawn tractor's hood.
Hey, it was the first one I'd ever seen, and I wanted a really good look!

I'm sorry David, but I find your use of the term rape to describe your encounter as offensive. She may have thrown herself at you but that's not rape.

First of all, if you were afraid of her, you had every opportunity to not give her a ride home. Or, at the very least, ditch her when she got out of your car to take a piss.

Second, I didn't see any reference to threats from her to you if you didn't have sex with her.

Third, if you were under force or duress, could you really have gotten it up, mounted her, and got off?

Believe me, I'm not some nazi feminist, but I don't think rape is a term to be thrown around lightly. I can't even begin to imagine how difficult it must be to deal with having been raped.

[carrie721]

I can't decide who to quote, you, or Dodfather. I don't necessarily know , which is true.....but I can tell you, that JUST BEING CONFIDENT, and believing in yourself(and btw, not being a hatefilled, bitter, c*nt), will get you everywhere, without even trying. I beat them off with a baseball bat, now. And I do nothing, other than being a nice guy.... What's different, from a couple of years ago? Just believing in myself. That's all it takes. It's not about anything else. Just be a good person, and be confident, and respectful, and it will all come back to you. Gawd, it took me a lifetime, to find out what it was all about!:o But again, just being confident, in that YOU'RE a good, loving, giving person, will shine through. Believe in yourself. Let yourself shine through. Oh yeah, and don't be a c*nt. Being a c*nt will make legions of people hate you(even if it's in hiding, because they fear your c*ntish wrath!). That's not a good thing to be. If I'm ever a c*nt, I pray that that fake god(lower case!), that I don't believe in, strikes me dead!:blob2:
Your mileage may vary!:lol:

subtle. and clever. :lol: at least i was man enough to address you directly. :wavey:

[BTFLCHLD]

and then there are those that derive confidence from blowing smoke up their own ass.

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[markolas]

You know me so well! :laugh: I've really thought about it in the past just to quell the curiosity. It's not that I have a hetero, ahem, BONE in my body... but when I become curious about something, I simply must have answers :laugh:. I think I'm the only of my gay friends who never had sex with a woman in their youth, too. Which is so funny, considering how some of my buddies are giant queens :p.

I'm a gold star gay, and most of the gay guys I've known have been, too. I had a female roommate once that I probably would've had sex with had the opportunity presented itself, but now it's not something that I can see myself doing. Ever. Any curiosity I had has been well satisfied by watching porn.

[markolas]

19 is a late bloomer? I was 23. And I had never kissed anyone either. At times I wish it had been something more romantic than the online hook-up that it was. :laugh:

[HomerMcvie]

I'm sorry David, but I find your use of the term rape to describe your encounter as offensive. She may have thrown herself at you but that's not rape.

First of all, if you were afraid of her, you had every opportunity to not give her a ride home. Or, at the very least, ditch her when she got out of your car to take a piss.

Second, I didn't see any reference to threats from her to you if you didn't have sex with her.

Third, if you were under force or duress, could you really have gotten it up, mounted her, and got off?

Believe me, I'm not some nazi feminist, but I don't think rape is a term to be thrown around lightly. I can't even begin to imagine how difficult it must be to deal with having been raped.

All I can say, Cammie, is that I didn't want to do it. I didn't want to drive. I didn't want to drive her home. I didn't want to be in that situation.
My cousin was as guilty as she was, of making this happen.
Know what? I'm a guy. I'm not supposed to be some pussy. I wasn't going to have her telling my GIGANTIC mouthed cousin, that I was too afraid to do it. My ego couldn't take that, and I couldn't let that happen. I also have a hard time telling people "no". I always have. It was a no win situation for me.

I hope you can see, that I went through with it, because I felt my reputation as a guy, depended on it. If it weren't with someone I knew, I absolutely would have said no. But I couldn't let myself be branded, as a pussy. Yeah, I care about what people think about me.:sorry:

[LittleCharmer]

All I can say, Cammie, is that I didn't want to do it. I didn't want to drive. I didn't want to drive her home. I didn't want to be in that situation.
My cousin was as guilty as she was, of making this happen.
Know what? I'm a guy. I'm not supposed to be some pussy. I wasn't going to have her telling my GIGANTIC mouthed cousin, that I was too afraid to do it. My ego couldn't take that, and I couldn't let that happen. I also have a hard time telling people "no". I always have. It was a no win situation for me.

I hope you can see, that I went through with it, because I felt my reputation as a guy, depended on it. If it weren't with someone I knew, I absolutely would have said no. But I couldn't let myself be branded, as a pussy. Yeah, I care about what people think about me.:sorry:

Surely the only 'guilty' people with regards to your partaking of a mutually consensual sexual act are yourself and the person you're having sex with.
Your cousin may have goaded you into feeling you had to sleep with this girl, but you are an autonomous human being (presumably with adequate mental faculties ;)) and therefore your choices are your own. Especially considering you were apparently the one on top!
It's fair enough to regret losing your virginity if it was under less than perfect circumstances, but blaming somebody else for your own regrettable choice isn't the way to make yourself feel better about it :) and branding the act as 'rape' is, I agree, quite extreme and inconsiderate.

In other TMI news: My womanly organs are causing me a considerable amount of pain and I'm on the verge of punching the next person who ventures into my line of sight :D

[Dodfather]

Fly to Nashville, and we'll rip this town a new one! I'm here until Tuesday, putting my body through the Christine McVie regimen!:blob2::blob2::blob2:
My daily Nashvegas regimen:
Sleep until noon
Run around town/shop, until
Happy Hour, for a couple of drinks
Nice restaurant
Hotel, for nap:30, then shower
Hit the clubs, and take in multitudes of music and alcohol
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Lather, rinse, repeat!:wavey:

What time can I pick you up at the airport?:wavey:

Awesome! Sounds like a great way to send a few days and believe me I'd be right on a plane if I could! There's always next time though. Who knows, I'm planning a trip to the US (just not decided where yet) sometime this year so... Oh, and if you're ever over here I have a couch!

[johnb84]

Who has better tits: Jazmen Flowers or AManda LePore or ____? Trick Question? Maybe.

What makes a good rack, in your opinion?

[HomerMcvie]

Who has better tits: Jazmen Flowers or AManda LePore or ____? Trick Question? Maybe.

What makes a good rack, in your opinion?

I know the MIA former, but have no idea who the latter is? Can you provide an explicit picture, so that a decent judgment can be made?:):)

[daniellaaarisen]

I almost always seal the deal with guys that I'm interested in thanks to my boobs. They're annoying 95% of the time but they work miracles when I need them.

[DavidMn]

I know the MIA former, but have no idea who the latter is? Can you provide an explicit picture, so that a decent judgment can be made?:):)All I can tell you is that Amanda Lapore is one of the worst examples of what plastic surgery can do to you. See Jocelyn Wildenetein and Peter Burns.:eek:

[johnb84]

I know the MIA former, but have no idea who the latter is? Can you provide an explicit picture, so that a decent judgment can be made?:):)

Compare my friend.

Amanda Lepore
http://i54.tinypic.com/2m4axw5.jpg

Jazmen Flowers
http://i53.tinypic.com/2r2ljk0.jpg
http://i56.tinypic.com/1zxmgdf.jpg
http://i54.tinypic.com/wjimx.jpg

See why it's a trick question? HaHa.


I have had many naughty dreams of Ms. Flowers. Those tits give me major wood. They look so soft and supple. Anyone know if they are real?

[fringed n fab]

I guess everyone does things their way, I'm just happy that when I put on a skirt and heels and fix my real hair that I did it all naturally and without any "help" or hormones or going to extremes. I think I look fine either as a man or a woman when I want to. I'm just throwing this out there because some people ask sometimes what I've done if anything. Nothing.

[HomerMcvie]

All I can tell you is that Amanda Lapore is one of the worst examples of what plastic surgery can do to you. See Jocelyn Wildenetein and Peter Burns.:eek:

That Amanda looks disgusting. SO UNREAL.:shocked:
I have NO idea who she is? A star?

Peter Burns....I wish that were my name(not my situation)!:lol::lol::lol:

[johnb84]

See dude. She is just gross. Now, the other's got just the right amount of supple for a little fun up top, don't you think?

[johnb84]

I guess everyone does things their way, I'm just happy that when I put on a skirt and heels and fix my real hair that I did it all naturally and without any "help" or hormones or going to extremes. I think I look fine either as a man or a woman when I want to. I'm just throwing this out there because some people ask sometimes what I've done if anything. Nothing.
What do you mean?

[fringed n fab]

What do you mean?

Just how some drag queens go to extremes through hormones and surgeries to look female/become fully female. It all comes down to what your comfortable with within your body though, I know. Was just saying I feel fine with (me) and what I have always had naturally :)

[johnb84]

So are you saying Jazmen is "enhanced"?

[fringed n fab]

edited by FnF

[johnb84]

edited by FnF
Go ahead and say what you really feel. HaHa.

[WildHeart69]

So are you saying Jazmen is "enhanced"?

Pardon the ignorance, but is there any other way to have them without being "enhanced"?? :D

[johnb84]

Pardon the ignorance, but is there any other way to have them without being "enhanced"?? :D
HaHa. Good Point.

[HomerMcvie]

My churro has an itch.



An itch, that fingernails can't fix.



JTISTMI.

[vivfox]

My churro has an itch.


Warm water and a washcloth will fix this.

[Fleetwoodmark]

I find boobs that size disgusting, I've never seen the fascination with them.

[ButterCookie]

^ aw no, it's all about the boobs.

Yeah there is too far but I think the lips on Amanda Lepore are of more concern than those knockers.

[bluefox4000]

Gigantic hooters were never my thing either......like you could suffocate in them:eek: And they don't look to welcoming either. They don't say....Come relax with me......They say i WILL CRUSH YOU LITTLE MAGGOT!!!!

Mick

[vivfox]

the lips on Amanda Lepore are of more concern than those knockers.


She uses them as a bottle opener when there is no can opener available.:laugh:

[skcin]

Meaning? You've seen cases of this? :eek:

Sorry, I wasn't online this past weekend. This was about tampons being stuck right? :laugh: Yeah, it happens. Girls forget there's already one in there & shove another in & then can't get it out. Or they forget it's in there & have sex with it in.

Barf. I don't know HOW they can't feel there's one there, but it happens. Removal (which I am NOT involved in) is not fun for the health care provider, obviously.

I first participated in "oral activity" when I was around 13 but I lost my virginity at 16, and I had friends who thought THAT was risque.

I've heard that kids these days (not you necessarily) go for oral first, as a way to avoid pregnancy (true) and STI's (not true) and also to "preserve" their virginity (bull****, IMO.) In my day (what am I, 90 years old?) sex was almost always first, because oral was scarier - everyone thought oral was gross when we were younger.

We really are so much alike, Louie.

Okay, I was 19. I'd gone out with my cousin, her boyfriend, and her best friend(who I'd known since I was 9). Well, we got drunk. REALLY drunk. I'd even thrown up. "Theresa" was hitting on me, rubbing my crotch and whatnot. I was so scared!

Was she Canadian, by any chance? :laugh:

Thanks for sharing your story, but you weren't raped dude. Unless she got you drunk & she stayed sober in order to take advantage of you in an altered state, or she threatened you - you weren't raped.

Just to pick your mind, if Homer had instead been a woman, would that have changed the story? If it had been a man who had pulled a woman's pants down without her permission, and started performing sex acts on her? I'm just being devil's advocate here, mind you.

If she said no or tried to stop him at any time, then it's rape. If a woman had purposely gotten on top of a dude & banged him without being coerced/forced/threatened by him? Not rape.

I don't believe that Homie told her to stop at any point? Unless I missed it.


My first time, though, was a total nightmare. The guy lasted about 30 seconds, and I said something to the effect of, "That's it?" :eek: And then he threw me out on my ass.

HA! I don't mean to laugh at your experience; I'm laughing at your comment to him.


All I can say, Cammie, is that I didn't want to do it. I didn't want to drive. I didn't want to drive her home. I didn't want to be in that situation.
My cousin was as guilty as she was, of making this happen.
Know what? I'm a guy. I'm not supposed to be some pussy. I wasn't going to have her telling my GIGANTIC mouthed cousin, that I was too afraid to do it. My ego couldn't take that, and I couldn't let that happen. I also have a hard time telling people "no". I always have. It was a no win situation for me.

I hope you can see, that I went through with it, because I felt my reputation as a guy, depended on it. If it weren't with someone I knew, I absolutely would have said no. But I couldn't let myself be branded, as a pussy. Yeah, I care about what people think about me.:sorry:

You could, have said, no, but you didn't want them, to think you, were a pussy? Yeah, that must have been a horrific experience for you.

It's fair enough to regret losing your virginity if it was under less than perfect circumstances, but blaming somebody else for your own regrettable choice isn't the way to make yourself feel better about it :) and branding the act as 'rape' is, I agree, quite extreme and inconsiderate.

In other TMI news: My womanly organs are causing me a considerable amount of pain and I'm on the verge of punching the next person who ventures into my line of sight :D

Exactly. :nod:

And bummer about your monthly. I used to get horrific cramps (nausea, vomiting, mild fever, intense pain unrelieved my medication.) The pill solved that for me.

Who has better tits: Jazmen Flowers or AManda LePore or ____? Trick Question? Maybe.

What makes a good rack, in your opinion?

Weird comparison. Why those 2 people?

Pardon the ignorance, but is there any other way to have them without being "enhanced"?? :D

Yes. A tad bit of extra flesh in that area & lots of tape/binding. :shrug: I've seen miracles up close.

Warm water and a washcloth will fix this.

So will penicillin.

[fringed n fab]

Gigantic hooters were never my thing either......like you could suffocate in them:eek: And they don't look to welcoming either. They don't say....Come relax with me......They say i WILL CRUSH YOU LITTLE MAGGOT!!!!

Mick

:laugh:

Too funny.

[fringed n fab]

Not aware about everyones stories on here because I haven't read up on the entire thread from the beginning, but how does a woman rape a man? Is that possible? I mean obviously another man could... but a woman?

[johnb84]

Weird comparison. Why those 2 people?
I dunno. I guess my thinking was 1 good extreme and 1 bad extreme. ?

[fringed n fab]

I guess in some small ways... I could see where a woman could take advantage sexually of a man under some circumstances and him feel violated. But when I think of male rape, it's most often another male assaulting another I think of.

[skcin]

I dunno. I guess my thinking was 1 good extreme and 1 bad extreme. ?

Still a bit random. Do you kow Jazzy? :shrug:


Re: woman raping a man. It's rare, but it can happen. I found this on a sexual assault survivor's website:



Myth: Adult men cannot be sexually assaulted by women.Reality: Although the majority of reported perpetrators are male, (97 to 98%), women can, and do, also sexually assault men but is seldom reported... not that many males feel safe reporting rape anyway.

If you include emotional blackmail as a way of giving the victim no choice, then the number greatly increases. Also don't think that if a woman rapes you that you have to penetrate her, there are such things as vibrators that she can use on you as well.

If you think a female can not force a male to get an erection against his will, think again, you have little (to no) control over that part of your body with your will power.

[johnb84]

Still a bit random. Do you kow Jazzy? :shrug:
Nope. Saw on Youtube that led me to NOTS and then here. I'm just fascinated with the w hole thing. I

[fringed n fab]

Still a bit random. Do you kow Jazzy? :shrug:


Re: woman raping a man. It's rare, but it can happen. I found this on a sexual assault survivor's website:

RE: If you think a female can not force a male to get an erection against his will, think again, you have little (to no) control over that part of your body with your will power.



Now this I find hard to believe. A woman could tie me down with 10 chains and still no matter what this broad does to me, I'm not going to get excited for her. :shrug:


But send something like this in the room and lets talk. :lol:


http://i1229.photobucket.com/albums/ee466/fringedNfab/cuteguy.jpg

[jannieC]

Childhood sexual assault survivors quite often report a physiological response that is out of their control. In fact, many survivors report feelings of physical pleasure and then carry the guilt and shame over that for the rest of their lives.

[vivfox]

Now this I find hard to believe. A woman could tie me down with 10 chains and still no matter what this broad does to me, I'm not going to get excited for her. :shrug:
But send something like this in the room and lets talk. :lol:


You ain't kidding buddy!

[jannieC]

Childhood sexual assault survivors quite often report a physiological response that is out of their control. In fact, many survivors report feelings of physical pleasure and then carry the guilt and shame over that for the rest of their lives.

ETA: this doesn't mean I believe Homie was "raped" (nor is it my job to make that determination!), but wanted to add this observation based on some of the responses.

[fringed n fab]

I wasn't referring to child assault, I was referring to grown women trying to take advantage over grown men. I'm thinking if the prettiest sexiest woman has a grown man tied up against his will and he wants free, all of his attention and might and focus are going into getting himself free of the situation and he's going to be angrily pissed until he's free and the last thing he's going to be thinking about is sex or being excited. No matter what she's doing to him. The same if he weren't forced or tied up and just being taken advantage of anyplace. A car. A bedroom or any place else. A man's not getting excited unless he's into it. Which is why it's hard for most to understand female-male rape. I'm not talking about any persons situation on here, I'm just talking about some peoples views on it. I'm sure it's possible for women to violate men other ways under certain circumstances yes, as I've said before.

Edit: After thinking about this subject more, I could understand where a female might be able to violate a male or take advantage of him against his will in situations where he was unable to defend himself e.g. held against his will or bound etc. and she took advantage of him say, orally or other means and him feel raped or violated... the more thought I put into it, the more I realized he could indeed feel raped or taken advantage of by a woman by other means than just intercourse. I think we usually view male rape as only occurring by another male and I could see where that's not always so at times.

[HomerMcvie]

Warm water and a washcloth will fix this.

Maybe warm something, but it sure ain't water and a washcloth!:lol:

[HomerMcvie]

ETA: this doesn't mean I believe Homie was "raped" (nor is it my job to make that determination!), but wanted to add this observation based on some of the responses.

How about "coerced"?

[daniellaaarisen]

I've heard that kids these days (not you necessarily) go for oral first, as a way to avoid pregnancy (true) and STI's (not true) and also to "preserve" their virginity (bull****, IMO.) In my day (what am I, 90 years old?) sex was almost always first, because oral was scarier - everyone thought oral was gross when we were younger.



I definitely think that's true. I think that people my age want some sort of sexual release but have been told that sex is "sacred" their entire lives.... so to get around that, they go for oral.

[daniellaaarisen]

Childhood sexual assault survivors quite often report a physiological response that is out of their control. In fact, many survivors report feelings of physical pleasure and then carry the guilt and shame over that for the rest of their lives.

So. Damn. True.

[Dodfather]

Maybe warm something, but it sure ain't water and a washcloth!:lol:

With this is mind... how was your trip to Nashville?! Much "warmth" there??

[HomerMcvie]

With this is mind... how was your trip to Nashville?! Much "warmth" there??

Stop being me!!!! I only checked here, 2 minutes ago. I found a warm spot, on Friday (a former warm spot), and was offered a star position on the team.....however(for whatever "dating" reasons), my heart just wasn't in it. I actually did make an offer tonight, on the same spot, and was given a "maybe next time". My bad, with no regrets.

I'm rather perplexed, over frustrating issues at home...too much to really be into anything, right now.....:o
Love.blows.goats. Yet, that's my only cure.
(smashes head into brick wall).

STFU, you.

[Dodfather]

I was gonna say, from earlier posts it sounds like you're in a good place right now, even if it's frustrating!

Blowing goats is your only cure? I'd strongly advise something else!

[David]

I had to prevent my 76-year-old dad from reading this thread.

[HomerMcvie]

I was gonna say, from earlier posts it sounds like you're in a good place right now, even if it's frustrating!

Blowing goats is your only cure? I'd strongly advise something else!
I am in a pretty good place, and you're right, just extremely frustrated.

Okay, I'm not one to move slowly, ever. I walk fast. I drive fast. I live life fast.

The "relationship" vehicle I'm riding in, is moving about 25 mph, and I live in a 70 mph zone!!!!!! I wanna go 80!!!!!

I swallowed some goat on Sunday. Curried goat! It was overpriced. Hooker goat!:mad::mad::mad:

[Dodfather]

I walk fast. I drive fast. I live life fast.

The "relationship" vehicle I'm riding in, is moving about 25 mph, and I live in a 70 mph zone!!!!!! I wanna go 80!!!!!

I swallowed some goat on Sunday. Curried goat! It was overpriced. Hooker goat!:mad::mad::mad:

Homer - this makes you sound like the sex version of Ricky Bobby in Talladega Nights! Haha.

As for hooker animals... as the song says: "The monkeys stand for honesty, giraffes are insincere".

[HomerMcvie]

Homer - this makes you sound like the sex version of Ricky Bobby in Talladega Nights! Haha.

As for hooker animals... as the song says: "The monkeys stand for honesty, giraffes are insincere".

I used to love Talledega Nights......


Why didn't you add my ass on FB?????:distress:

[CreepingDeath]

I had to prevent my 76-year-old dad from reading this thread.

I had to prevent my 26-year-old self from reading this thread.

[Dodfather]

I used to love Talledega Nights......


Why didn't you add my ass on FB?????:distress:

You used to love it?! You'd better damn well love it again or I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!

See my pm re Facebook. I have no internet at home right now (problems with the phone line) and so can only access internet at work, where fgacebook is blocked. It should be fixed tomorrow/Friday and will add you asap. Perhaps tonight if I'm round at a mate's who has internet at home.

[skcin]

How about "coerced"?

That sounds right.

I had to prevent my 26-year-old self from reading this thread.

*snort*

Childhood sexual assault survivors quite often report a physiological response that is out of their control. In fact, many survivors report feelings of physical pleasure and then carry the guilt and shame over that for the rest of their lives.

Yeah, it will truly affect romantic & sexual relationships for the rest of their life. So damaging. EDIT: Not that a victim can't overcome it with therapy. It doesn't have to be permanent damage.

[LikeAWillow]

Yeah, it will truly affect romantic & sexual relationships for the rest of their life. So damaging.

Change "will" to "can," please?

[daniellaaarisen]

Change "will" to "can," please?

I would agree that there's DEFINITELY going to be some major consequence from childhood sexual abuse and that's unavoidable... but it doesn't have to live on in the person forever.

[RickRobert]

Not liking the current topic in here at all...

[skcin]

Change "will" to "can," please?

Nope. :sorry: I'm not saying every relationship will be ruined, butI stand by my statment that every one will be affected in some way, whether the person is really aware or not. Also,not saying they can't heal & overcome the damage, but it typically take a lot of therapy.

[LikeAWillow]

Nope. :sorry: I'm not saying every relationship will be ruined, butI stand by my statment that every one will be affected in some way, whether the person is really aware or not. Also,not saying they can't heal & overcome the damage, but it typically take a lot of therapy.

I can accept this, but it isn't what your first comment says.

(emphasis mine)

[LikeAWillow]

Not liking the current topic in here at all...

Yeah, a trigger warning somewhere in the thread's title or when rape/abuse first got brought up wouldn't be misplaced.

[RickRobert]

Yeah, a trigger warning somewhere in the thread's title or when rape/abuse first got brought up wouldn't be misplaced.

Yeah... I haven't exactly been reassured by some of these replies.

[louielouie2000]

Yeah... I haven't exactly been reassured by some of these replies.

All I can suggest is you take the thread by the reigns and steer it into the direction you want it to go in :). This is the chit chat/open discussion section of the board... so the sky is the limit!

[louielouie2000]

Yeah, a trigger warning somewhere in the thread's title or when rape/abuse first got brought up wouldn't be misplaced.

I updated the title of the thread (again!). You know how much I respect your opinion... if you have any better suggestions, please PM me (this goes for anyone who reads this thread). Sexuality, rape, bodily functions, etc are very delicate, touchy issues. However, I love the fact we can all discuss these things frankly and calmly here.

Anyway, carry on everyone! If anybody has any issues/concerns/suggestions regarding this thread, I will reiterate again to PM me and we'll discuss it. :)

[LikeAWillow]

I updated the title of the thread (again!). You know how much I respect your opinion... if you have any better suggestions, please PM me (this goes for anyone who reads this thread). Sexuality, rape, bodily functions, etc are very delicate, touchy issues. However, I love the fact we can all discuss these things frankly and calmly here.

Anyway, carry on everyone! If anybody has any issues/concerns/suggestions regarding this thread, I will reiterate again to PM me and we'll discuss it. :)

Thanks, Louie. I would never suggest that we close the thread. I agree that discussion is crucial. But trigger warnings help survivors understand that what they're going to read might bring up flashbacks, etc, and letting someone know that in advance is never a bad thing. Again, thank you.

[LikeAWillow]

And since this the point of this thread was to be about enjoyable things, let's get back to that.

I think my ladyfriend might come over tonight, which will be a nice start to my spring break :D

[louielouie2000]

Thanks, Louie. I would never suggest that we close the thread. I agree that discussion is crucial. But trigger warnings help survivors understand that what they're going to read might bring up flashbacks, etc, and letting someone know that in advance is never a bad thing. Again, thank you.

Just as an FYI, there is a limit to the number of characters that can be contained in a thread title. I tried to put:

TMI Thread. Warning: contains discussion of ADULT issues including bodily functions, sexuality, and rape

... but there just wasn't room. So I'm leaving the title as it is. If anyone can figure out a better title/disclaimer that uses the same amount of characters as the title currently uses (I maxed out the available characters already), PM me.

[jannieC]

From where I sit, some of the earlier content in this thread could be equally as triggering for abuse survivors than anything in the last few pages. I think the thread title is clear enough- perhaps "enter with awareness" would work well, too.

[LittleCharmer]

The title of this thread just keeps getting more intriguing..!

I'm going to steer this thread in a slightly more amusing direction, since there is really nowhere else this topic fits:
Why do some people not understand the concept of air freshener after using the bathroom for certain unsavoury purposes? Especially when they are a guest in somebody else's house and the option is very clearly available to them. Is it simply ignorance of the olfactory assault they are imposing upon others, or do they genuinely not have any sense of propriety or embarrassment?

[ButterCookie]

The title of this thread just keeps getting more intriguing..!

I'm going to steer this thread in a slightly more amusing direction, since there is really nowhere else this topic fits:
Why do some people not understand the concept of air freshener after using the bathroom for certain unsavoury purposes? Especially when they are a guest in somebody else's house and the option is very clearly available to them. Is it simply ignorance of the olfactory assault they are imposing upon others, or do they genuinely not have any sense of propriety or embarrassment?

THIS!! And it counts for members of the same damn household!

If you're going to make a stank please don't share it with us all! My mum keeps 2 kinds of air freshener (different smells for who prefers what) and a box of matches to burn it out of the air by the toilet. And yet, my little SISTER can't take a hint.

[HomerMcvie]

THIS!! And it counts for members of the same damn household!

If you're going to make a stank please don't share it with us all! My mum keeps 2 kinds of air freshener (different smells for who prefers what) and a box of matches to burn it out of the air by the toilet. And yet, my little SISTER can't take a hint.

No sh*t, Turdlock. :laugh: Talk about TMI!

So I stopped off at my favorite bar last night, to play a couple of games of pool with my friend. Well, I really needed to pee, beforehand.....I walk into the bathroom, and my fukcing gawd!!!!!! The worst stank I've ever smelled!!!! I immediately turned around, and exited, and held my pee for at least 45 minutes!!!!!

I mean MY GAWD people, am I the only one, who can hold it until I get home? And if mine even smelled remotely that bad, there's no way in hell, that I'd unleash in a small bar, where 80% of the people know who I am, and that I was just in there!

I mean, fukc me with a chainsaw! Buy a cork, or something! I was terrified that stank was ON me, after just walking into it! I even walked a quick circle, before returning to the pool table, just to make sure it wasn't attached!:laugh:

I couldn't tell you the last YEAR, that I #2'd in a public restroom. Hell, I couldn't tell you the last decade!

[jannieC]

While I can definitely appreciate the terror of inhaling someone else's stank, I must point out that bathrooms *were* made for this very thing. :shrug::nod:

[KarmaContestant]

While I can definitely appreciate the terror of inhaling someone else's stank, I must point out that bathrooms *were* made for this very thing. :shrug::nod:

:laugh: Indeed.

The only thing that smells worse than sh*t is 'mountain fresh' or 'spring breeze' scented sh*t.

[fringed n fab]

:laugh: Indeed.

The only thing that smells worse than sh*t is 'mountain fresh' or 'spring breeze' scented sh*t.

Mountain Fresh scented anything always smells bleh. I think fresh laundry always smells so good and clean :laugh: and I like those clean linen plug ins and air freshners. A friends mom used to have a certain brand of Apple Spice plug in she used from Meijer's Dept. store back in the 90's and their whole house smelled awesome I thought. I only like certain scents though of plug ins. As far as laundry detergent and fabric softener, I like Tide with Downy or Original Gain. And Gain fabric softener or Snuggle (various scents) or Downy April Fresh. Bounce sheets smell good though too... I could spend all day deciding in a store though. :)

[HomerMcvie]

While I can definitely appreciate the terror of inhaling someone else's stank, I must point out that bathrooms *were* made for this very thing. :shrug::nod:

Yes, I was in terror. So, would you stink up a public restroom, where everyone knows you? Maybe I'm just better at holding it, than most....I don't recall ever having to go, NOW(maybe with the exception of diarrhea < that spelling looks so wrong to me, but spell check says it's right).

At my old watering hole, there was this old fat guy, that practically lived there(although he didn't drink). He would smell up the whole bar, from the bathroom!!! They made a rule, that he had to drive home(like 1/2 mile) to do his #2! I was there, when the bartender was yelling at him, "you only live a few blocks from here!!!! Drive home to sh*t, from now on!"

[jannieC]

Yes, I was in terror. So, would you stink up a public restroom, where everyone knows you?

*I* wouldn't, though I can't fault someone who does because really, that's what they were designed for!

[HejiraNYC]

*I* wouldn't, though I can't fault someone who does because really, that's what they were designed for!

Well, I think there's nothing more obnoxious than walking into work in the morning and having your eyeballs melt from the stench in the bathroom. I mean, you just got into work. Couldn't y'all have taken care of this business before coming in?? Seriously... as far as I'm concerned, doing that sort of thing in public should be only for exceptional, emergency-related purposes.

[HomerMcvie]

Well, I think there's nothing more obnoxious than walking into work in the morning and having your eyeballs melt from the stench in the bathroom. I mean, you just got into work. Couldn't y'all have taken care of this business before coming in?? Seriously... as far as I'm concerned, doing that sort of thing in public should be only for exceptional, emergency-related purposes.

I agree, 100%. It should be for emergency use only. I could literally not run out of digits, counting the number of times I've poo'd in a public restroom. I need privacy, and let's not even mention thinking about the filthy toilet seat(thank god I get to pee standing up!!!).

Although my friend swears, that the commute to work, is what makes him have to go.

[ButterCookie]

While we're on the subject of the bathroom, does anyone else struggle to tinkle if someone else can hear?

I have to either angle myself or shove a wad of loo roll down the loo to tinkle on so there's no sound :o

[HomerMcvie]

While we're on the subject of the bathroom, does anyone else struggle to tinkle if someone else can hear?

I have to either angle myself or shove a wad of loo roll down the loo to tinkle on so there's no sound :o

No, it's #2, that I can't stand to let anyone hear.:mad:

[ButterCookie]

Well I only poop in the house so that's not a problem *hmm* I imagine in an emergency I'd pull the toilet paper trick, though.

[HomerMcvie]

Well I only poop in the house so that's not a problem *hmm* I imagine in an emergency I'd pull the toilet paper trick, though.

The very few times I've done it, I've always managed "the hover"!:lol:

[LittleCharmer]

While we're on the subject of the bathroom, does anyone else struggle to tinkle if someone else can hear?

I have to either angle myself or shove a wad of loo roll down the loo to tinkle on so there's no sound :o

I don't tend to mind people hearing me wee :laugh: not if it's a public loo anyway. But if I'm at a friend's, or a guy's house (don't you hate that first awkward 'where's your loo?' question?!) I'm proud to say I've perfected the 'silent wee'! It involves a lot of kegel control and clever angling..! :lol:

[DefDumbandBlond]

Figures I'd come back in here and everyone is talking about sh*tting. :laugh:

Since we're on the subject, I wouldn't mind peeing if someone else was in earshot, everyone does it so I can't imagine anyone especially in a public bathroom seeing as that's what it's for being weirded out by it. :lol: I don't like using public bathrooms anyways (well the toilet part), I have a habit of fixing my hair so ya gotta do what ya gotta do. :thumbsup: But luckily I've never gotten the urge to take a dump while out but now that I've said something when I go out this weekend I'll probably have cursed myself.

[HomerMcvie]

I don't tend to mind people hearing me wee :laugh: not if it's a public loo anyway. But if I'm at a friend's, or a guy's house (don't you hate that first awkward 'where's your loo?' question?!) I'm proud to say I've perfected the 'silent wee'! It involves a lot of kegel control and clever angling..! :lol:
Haha, on a fairly recent first date, I stopped off at work, just to use the bathroom, even though it was only to pee.
Everyone was like, "you're not working tonight....what are you doing here?":lol:

I couldn't stand, for one of my first date sentences to be "Can I use your bathroom".:shocked:

[LittleCharmer]

Haha, on a fairly recent first date, I stopped off at work, just to use the bathroom, even though it was only to pee.
Everyone was like, "you're not working tonight....what are you doing here?":lol:

I couldn't stand, for one of my first date sentences to be "Can I use your bathroom".:shocked:

It's so awkward! Maybe I'm just the last of the great prudes, but I couldn't bear the thought of someone I was in a relationship with being anywhere near me whilst I was using the bathroom. It's just one of those things that make me cringe. Odd, since I'm very open about most things..

[daniellaaarisen]

It's so awkward! Maybe I'm just the last of the great prudes, but I couldn't bear the thought of someone I was in a relationship with being anywhere near me whilst I was using the bathroom. It's just one of those things that make me cringe. Odd, since I'm very open about most things..

My new guy's bedroom and bathroom are connected by his closet. There are no doors between the toilet and the bedroom so if one person's in the bedroom, they have a great view of the toilet. I was trying to figure out how to avoid this problem for at least 20 minutes last night, haha.

[HomerMcvie]

My new guy's bedroom and bathroom are connected by his closet. There are no doors between the toilet and the bedroom so if one person's in the bedroom, they have a great view of the toilet. I was trying to figure out how to avoid this problem for at least 20 minutes last night, haha.

In the words of George Costanza, he has no buffer zone!!!:mad:

When I have a date sleeping over, "anything" more than the sound of me peeing, and I quickly and~quietly~ run downstairs, and use the bathroom down there, with the door closed, and the faucet running!

[BTFLCHLD]

suggested reading:

http://www.bokia.se/jackets/large/72/9781569757772.jpg

know what irks me? walking any aisle, when the waft of skunk hits square in the nose.
maybe now I finally get why! they need to damn the torpedos but 'holding it'

ugh.

[HomerMcvie]

suggested reading:

http://www.bokia.se/jackets/large/72/9781569757772.jpg

know what irks me? walking any aisle, when the waft of skunk hits square in the nose.
maybe now I finally get why! they need to damn the torpedos but 'holding it'

ugh.

Really, 410 lbs? Have you checked those stats?:lol:

I guess 1.1 lbs/day,.... isn't that much. I've never weighed, nor ever considered the weight, of a poo!
TMI!
TMI!
TMI!
:lol::lol::lol:

[mylittledemon]

Oh man, I want that poop book :lol:

[McTrouble]

In the words of George Costanza, he has no buffer zone!!!:mad:

When I have a date sleeping over, "anything" more than the sound of me peeing, and I quickly and~quietly~ run downstairs, and use the bathroom down there, with the door closed, and the faucet running!

I remember those days. But when you've been married for nearly 27 years - f**t, pee, poop, puke all in the same vicinity, who cares!

[skcin]

I can accept this, but it isn't what your first comment says.

(emphasis mine)

This better?


Yeah, it will truly affect romantic & sexual relationships for the rest of their life. So damaging. EDIT: Not that a victim can't overcome it with therapy. It doesn't have to be permanent damage.

I updated the title of the thread (again!). You know how much I respect your opinion... if you have any better suggestions, please PM me (this goes for anyone who reads this thread). Sexuality, rape, bodily functions, etc are very delicate, touchy issues. However, I love the fact we can all discuss these things frankly and calmly here.

Anyway, carry on everyone! If anybody has any issues/concerns/suggestions regarding this thread, I will reiterate again to PM me and we'll discuss it. :)

Oh, for f*ck's sake. :rolleyes: How much more warning can you possibly give people?!

I mean MY GAWD people, am I the only one, who can hold it until I get home? And if mine even smelled remotely that bad, there's no way in hell, that I'd unleash in a small bar, where 80% of the people know who I am, and that I was just in there!

I mean, fukc me with a chainsaw! Buy a cork, or something! I was terrified that stank was ON me, after just walking into it! I even walked a quick circle, before returning to the pool table, just to make sure it wasn't attached!:laugh:

I couldn't tell you the last YEAR, that I #2'd in a public restroom. Hell, I couldn't tell you the last decade!

For some people, when they gotta go they really do gotta go. Irritable Bowel Syndrome comes to mind. I'm sure people are embarrassed enough without others bitching about them & making them feel awful.

While I can definitely appreciate the terror of inhaling someone else's stank, I must point out that bathrooms *were* made for this very thing. :shrug::nod:

Exactly.

Yes, I was in terror. So, would you stink up a public restroom, where everyone knows you? Maybe I'm just better at holding it, than most....I don't recall ever having to go, NOW(maybe with the exception of diarrhea < that spelling looks so wrong to me, but spell check says it's right).


Oh, I've had to GO NOW on occasion - and I do not have IBS, btw. It's not fun. It's not like I wanted to stink up a public bathroom that others need to use. I obviously would have preferred to go at home. But my need to go will trump my feeling bad about you having to smell it for a few minutes every time. :laugh:

I'm more concerned about germs & such in a public restroom, even though chances of actually catching anything from a toilet are slim to none. The doorknobs are the worst. :distress:

Well, I think there's nothing more obnoxious than walking into work in the morning and having your eyeballs melt from the stench in the bathroom. I mean, you just got into work. Couldn't y'all have taken care of this business before coming in?? Seriously... as far as I'm concerned, doing that sort of thing in public should be only for exceptional, emergency-related purposes.

You can sh*t on command? Impressive. :nod:

suggested reading:

http://www.bokia.se/jackets/large/72/9781569757772.jpg

know what irks me? walking any aisle, when the waft of skunk hits square in the nose.
maybe now I finally get why! they need to damn the torpedos but 'holding it'

ugh.

Exactly. Holding it is bad, m'kay? :D

[HejiraNYC]

You can sh*t on command? Impressive. :nod:


Perhaps that says something about your own habits! I guess everyone is different with respect to this particular bodily function, but I guess I'm not the type of person who goes only when the need to laxate is urgent. For practical purposes, I take care of business, sometimes pre-emptively, at an appropriate time/place, like clockwork. I would be horrified to be going about my day constantly worrying about having to, uh, drop the kids off at the pool at some point. If you eat a halfway decent diet and you are healthy, you should be able to establish some kind of a set daily routine for this. If you're not going at least once or twice a day at the same time(s) every day, then perhaps one should evaluate one's diet and/or look into dietary supplements. You really should not be carrying that stuff around for days at a time.

[skcin]

Perhaps that says something about your own habits! I guess everyone is different with respect to this particular bodily function, but I guess I'm not the type of person who goes only when the need to laxate is urgent. For practical purposes, I take care of business, sometimes pre-emptively, at an appropriate time/place, like clockwork. I would be horrified to be going about my day constantly worrying about having to, uh, drop the kids off at the pool at some point. If you eat a halfway decent diet and you are healthy, you should be able to establish some kind of a set daily routine for this. If you're not going at least once or twice a day at the same time(s) every day, then perhaps one should evaluate one's diet and/or look into dietary supplements. You really should not be carrying that stuff around for days at a time.

Kind of judgy there, Judy. ;) And going about your day "worried" that you might have to poop? :laugh: Really? It's that big a deal?

For the record, I personally go once a day or every other day, at around the same time of day. My diet is well balanced, I'm at a healthy weight & I exercise 5-6 days a week. But once in a while, pooping has to happen at an inconvenient time or place. It just does.

Nobody is in complete control of their bowels & to imply that there's something wrong with people who don't go every day, at the same time of day like clockwork, is just silly. :laugh: It doesn't mean that they are ill or unhealthy because they suddenly feel the urge to poop at the grocery store & don't think they can hold it til their shopping is done & they drive all the way home. :laugh:

And pre-emptive pooping? Like, laxatives or enemas? Or do you just sit there for 20 minutes & force it out? That's not exactly healthy either - have fun with those hemorrhoids! :D Also, everyone's body is different. Some people go every 3 or 4 days - from what I understand, it's that's normal for them there's nothing wrong with it. :shrug:

On that note, I would also like to add that I'm pretty much done going in like 2-3 minutes. I feel that if it takes you 20 minutes or more to push it out, maybe you weren't ready to go. :wavey:

[HejiraNYC]

Kind of judgy there, Judy. ;) And going about your day "worried" that you might have to poop? :laugh: Really? It's that big a deal?

For the record, I personally go once a day or every other day, at around the same time of day. My diet is well balanced, I'm at a healthy weight & I exercise 5-6 days a week. But once in a while, pooping has to happen at an inconvenient time or place. It just does.

Nobody is in complete control of their bowels & to imply that there's something wrong with people who don't go every day, at the same time of day like clockwork, is just silly. :laugh: It doesn't mean that they are ill or unhealthy because they suddenly feel the urge to poop at the grocery store & don't think they can hold it til their shopping is done & they drive all the way home. :laugh:

And pre-emptive pooping? Like, laxatives or enemas? Or do you just sit there for 20 minutes & force it out? That's not exactly healthy either - have fun with those hemorrhoids! :D Also, everyone's body is different. Some people go every 3 or 4 days - from what I understand, it's that's normal for them there's nothing wrong with it. :shrug:

On that note, I would also like to add that I'm pretty much done going in like 2-3 minutes. I feel that if it takes you 20 minutes or more to push it out, maybe you weren't ready to go. :wavey:


For the record, it's "Your Honor," not "Judy!" :p

I have to disagree with you about being in control of your bowels. You can control them to a certain extent. And you can train your body into adopting a precise rhythm (assuming that it doesn't have one naturally to begin with). And, no, if you rely on laxatives and enemas on a chronic basis, then there really is an issue that should be addressed at a dietary or medical level. And going every 3 or 4 days is not a good thing at all. If you laxate four or fewer times per week, you are technically constipated, which could have serious consequences if it is chronic, let alone being exquisitely uncomfortable.

And to further extrapolate this concept, I think if people cannot control this aspect of their lives, they are probably not in control of other aspects as well; I think it speaks volumes, uh, so-to-speak.

[HomerMcvie]

For the record, it's "Your Honor," not "Judy!" :p

I have to disagree with you about being in control of your bowels. You can control them to a certain extent. And you can train your body into adopting a precise rhythm (assuming that it doesn't have one naturally to begin with). And, no, if you rely on laxatives and enemas on a chronic basis, then there really is an issue that should be addressed at a dietary or medical level. And going every 3 or 4 days is not a good thing at all. If you laxate four or fewer times per week, you are technically constipated, which could have serious consequences if it is chronic, let alone being exquisitely uncomfortable.

And to further extrapolate this concept, I think if people cannot control this aspect of their lives, they are probably not in control of other aspects as well; I think it speaks volumes, uh, so-to-speak.
Your Honor, I agree, for the most part. I never feel like I HAVE to go, NOW! More like, "oh, when I get home, I might need to go". Other than diarrhea, it's never an emergency. Maybe the fact that I work in a club, with 40yo bathrooms, that are disgusting, has made me get in touch with my plumbing....training myself that "no way in hell, am I going into that disgusting stall!" I've worked there for 20 years, and I've never poo'd there one time!

My friend has IBS, and anxiety issues(I believe the two go hand in hand), and he's hates to leave the house, because he's always worried about where he'll have to poop. I can't imagine living like that!

On the doorknob issue...when I'm on vacation, or far away from home, I always keep a napkin, or piece of paper, in my back pocket, to use as a door knob shield, for those damned bathrooms that only have hand blowers.:mad:

[skcin]

For the record, it's "Your Honor," not "Judy!" :p

I have to disagree with you about being in control of your bowels. You can control them to a certain extent. And you can train your body into adopting a precise rhythm (assuming that it doesn't have one naturally to begin with). And, no, if you rely on laxatives and enemas on a chronic basis, then there really is an issue that should be addressed at a dietary or medical level. And going every 3 or 4 days is not a good thing at all. If you laxate four or fewer times per week, you are technically constipated, which could have serious consequences if it is chronic, let alone being exquisitely uncomfortable.

And to further extrapolate this concept, I think if people cannot control this aspect of their lives, they are probably not in control of other aspects as well; I think it speaks volumes, uh, so-to-speak.

1) Yes - to a certain extent. But you're implying that it's easy to decide when & where to **** all the time & that a person is weak or abnormal if they can't do that. Sometimes a person just has to GO! It does not mean there's anything abnormal about that person. :shrug:
2) I'll give you that it's technically constipation to not poop for 4 days. I've never had the misfortune.
3) Seriously? If you have a poop stray outside your normal schedule once every few weeks, your life must be out of control?

Dude, you are so Type A. :laugh:

Your Honor, I agree, for the most part. I never feel like I HAVE to go, NOW! More like, "oh, when I get home, I might need to go". Other than diarrhea, it's never an emergency. Maybe the fact that I work in a club, with 40yo bathrooms, that are disgusting, has made me get in touch with my plumbing....training myself that "no way in hell, am I going into that disgusting stall!" I've worked there for 20 years, and I've never poo'd there one time!

My friend has IBS, and anxiety issues(I believe the two go hand in hand), and he's hates to leave the house, because he's always worried about where he'll have to poop. I can't imagine living like that!

On the doorknob issue...when I'm on vacation, or far away from home, I always keep a napkin, or piece of paper, in my back pocket, to use as a door knob shield, for those damned bathrooms that only have hand blowers.:mad:

1) Maybe YOU don't have to, but some people do. That doesn't make them gross or bad people. :laugh: Do you think they want to poop in a public bathroom? My guess is no.
2) Since you have a friend w/IBS, I would think you'd be a bit more understanding when someone unintentionally offends you with their odor.


To quote a kids' book:
EVERYBODY POOPS! And everyone's poop stinks. Get over it.

[louielouie2000]

To quote a kids' book:
EVERYBODY POOPS! And everyone's poop stinks. Get over it.

And that's why I adore this thread... I think it's important to talk about the things that make people uneasiest. Like I said earlier in this thread, it's astounding the degree humans go to hide and pretend this one particular bodily function does not exist. It's not like only really gross, skeezy people poo... we ALL do :p. Even Queen Elizabeth occasionally gets the trots :laugh:

It's so funny, I was over at one of my other half's rich friends home for a fancy dinner party a few years back, and the subject of poo came up. Half of the people were revolted by the conversation, the other half were fascinated. Apparently you're medically supposed to have a BM after every meal. I'd never thought of that before, but I guess it's very true. My body is pretty much like clockwork like that, but I don't battle against the poo like many do! :laugh:

[HejiraNYC]

1) Yes - to a certain extent. But you're implying that it's easy to decide when & where to **** all the time & that a person is weak or abnormal if they can't do that. Sometimes a person just has to GO! It does not mean there's anything abnormal about that person. :shrug:
2) I'll give you that it's technically constipation to not poop for 4 days. I've never had the misfortune.
3) Seriously? If you have a poop stray outside your normal schedule once every few weeks, your life must be out of control?

Dude, you are so Type A. :laugh:

Now don't be putting words in my mouth, Missy. :eek: I never used the terms "weak" or "abnormal." I just opined that it's a bodily function that can be controlled quite easily. Yes, every once in a while a person may need to go off-schedule. Sure, it happens. But I'm talking about people who do this almost every day. At my last job, I could walk into the bathroom and recognize instantly who was in there after one whiff; that's how frequently this particular individual chose to do this at work. Trust me, if your senses were assaulted like this day after day by the same individual, you would also find it highly offensive, to say the least.

I do feel sorry for sufferers of IBS, but that's more of a woman's problem. Chances are, if the repeat-offender is a man, he doesn't have IBS; he's just plain gross.

[LittleCharmer]

I do feel sorry for sufferers of IBS, but that's more of a woman's problem. Chances are, if the repeat-offender is a man, he doesn't have IBS; he's just plain gross.

This is interesting. The person in question who drove me to begin this topic of conversation was a man, and I was incensed mainly because he seems to repeat the action every time he visits my house.
I wouldn't be so presumptuous as to say that it's broadly a male problem, but for comparison, my sister suffers from IBS and I can't even tell when she's been to the toilet :shrug: It's a running joke in the family that she's never taken a sh*t in her life :laugh: That, to me, is courtesy.
My original point was not 'How dare someone's sh*t stink!' - it was 'Why do some people not take the initiative to mask their odorous by-products when the opportunity is available to them?' I'd imagine it would be natural to be aware of the way you leave a room, especially if it isn't within your own home.

[bretonbanquet]

Now don't be putting words in my mouth, Missy. :eek: I never used the terms "weak" or "abnormal." I just opined that it's a bodily function that can be controlled quite easily. Yes, every once in a while a person may need to go off-schedule. Sure, it happens. But I'm talking about people who do this almost every day. At my last job, I could walk into the bathroom and recognize instantly who was in there after one whiff; that's how frequently this particular individual chose to do this at work. Trust me, if your senses were assaulted like this day after day by the same individual, you would also find it highly offensive, to say the least.

I do feel sorry for sufferers of IBS, but that's more of a woman's problem. Chances are, if the repeat-offender is a man, he doesn't have IBS; he's just plain gross.

Why would anyone want to control stuff like this, honestly, life is too short. Just go when you need to go. Anyone who stinks out a bathroom on a regular basis either has an awful diet (like eating too much meat) or is unhealthy in some way. But some people are like that and they don't care.

Other people do pretty well without ever having to resort to air freshener, and if I ever find myself having a pooping schedule, the world has permission to shoot me :distress:

Btw, a hang-up over toilet business is a sure sign that you're uptight :shrug:

[HomerMcvie]

if I ever find myself having a pooping schedule, the world has permission to shoot me :distress:

Btw, a hang-up over toilet business is a sure sign that you're uptight :shrug:
I get up, drink two cans of my coffee(TAB), then the shop's open for business! 30 out of 31 days, I only go the one time. Thanks TAB!:thumbsup:

I don't have a hangup about it, but I DO have a hangup about nasty assed public restrooms(~shudder~). I is a germophobe!

[louielouie2000]

I get up, drink two cans of my coffee(TAB), then the shop's open for business! 30 out of 31 days, I only go the one time. Thanks TAB!:thumbsup:

I had no idea they still even made TAB! :laugh:

[HomerMcvie]

I had no idea they still even made TAB! :laugh:

EVERYONE says that to me!!!:lol: My Mom got me hooked on it, in about 8th grade.

In this region, they now only sell it in 12 packs. And it's on sale, usually every holiday week. I have a stock pile, of usually 30-40 12 packs!!! I'm down to probably 25 now, but it should be on sale Easter week, and I'll buy 15 or so more. I can't run out! It's my coffee! It make me go boom boom!:lol::lol::lol:

[Dodfather]

TAB!! I thought it had long gone!

[jannieC]

I'm too lazy to paste quotes, but this poo talk is too much! What if you don't have to go before work? What if you get somewhere and you have to go? That's what a bathroom is for! I really do relate to how awful it is to walk in a public bathroom and smell someone's lingering ****e but I still can't fault them because bathroom were invented for pooping and peeing. One enters a public bathroom at one's own risk.

Now, if I enter my office and realize someone crapped in the corner, I'm going to be angry.

[Dodfather]

Now, if I enter my office and realize someone crapped in the corner, I'm going to be angry.

Well I had to paste this quote! Haha! Damn right.

[vivfox]

Now, if I enter my office and realize someone crapped in the corner, I'm going to be angry.


You know how I told you I take 5 mile long walks? Well, at one point last year I was walking in the middle of a residential neighborhood and all of a sudden that feeling came over me. Probably the same feeling a pregnant woman feels when her water breaks. I knew my dump was coming real soon but what do I do? Where do I go? There are no stores anywhere near me and no woods to crawl into. What would you do Jannie?? In a panic I noticed someones open garage and into that sucker I went, crouched down in a corner and released that baby. It was so humiliating. Praying to God I wouldn't get caught and imagining those poor people getting into their car and smelling that sheet.
These days when I walk by that garage I notice they still have the door wide open...
TMI

[HejiraNYC]

Why would anyone want to control stuff like this, honestly, life is too short. Just go when you need to go. Anyone who stinks out a bathroom on a regular basis either has an awful diet (like eating too much meat) or is unhealthy in some way. But some people are like that and they don't care.

Other people do pretty well without ever having to resort to air freshener, and if I ever find myself having a pooping schedule, the world has permission to shoot me :distress:

Btw, a hang-up over toilet business is a sure sign that you're uptight :shrug:

Do you bathe on schedule? Do you brush your teeth on schedule? Does that make you uptight? :shrug: how is evacuating oneself any different? There is a shower stall at work, but I'll be damned if I ever resort to using it on a daily basis.

[bretonbanquet]

I get up, drink two cans of my coffee(TAB), then the shop's open for business! 30 out of 31 days, I only go the one time. Thanks TAB!:thumbsup:

I don't have a hangup about it, but I DO have a hangup about nasty assed public restrooms(~shudder~). I is a germophobe!

Oh hell yeah. I carry that alcoholic hand-cleaning gel stuff for decontamination purposes if I'm forced to visit those places. It was a Ledgie that turned me on to that stuff - this place has its uses :laugh:

[bretonbanquet]

Do you bathe on schedule? Do you brush your teeth on schedule? Does that make you uptight? :shrug: how is evacuating oneself any different? There is a shower stall at work, but I'll be damned if I ever resort to using it on a daily basis.

No, no, and no it wouldn't if I did. That's because bathing and brushing your teeth are decisions that people make as and when they feel like doing those things. Bowel movements are decisions that your body makes by itself, when it feels the need. Trying to force your body into going at certain times can't be sensible.

[HomerMcvie]

Oh hell yeah. I carry that alcoholic hand-cleaning gel stuff for decontamination purposes if I'm forced to visit those places. It was a Ledgie that turned me on to that stuff - this place has its uses :laugh:

Man, that's what one cup holder is for, in all of my vehicles(I only buy the size that will lodge in my cupholder). And I keep another tucked away at work, for those antiquated c*kcsuckers who INSIST on shaking hands(don't even get me started, on how I feel about shaking hands).:mad:

[HomerMcvie]

Do you bathe on schedule? Do you brush your teeth on schedule? Does that make you uptight? :shrug: how is evacuating oneself any different? There is a shower stall at work, but I'll be damned if I ever resort to using it on a daily basis.

It looks like you and I are in more control of our bodies, than most.....:lol:


I just never HAVE to go, NOW. It just doesn't happen.:]

[bretonbanquet]

Man, that's what one cup holder is for, in all of my vehicles(I only buy the size that will lodge in my cupholder). And I keep another tucked away at work, for those antiquated c*kcsuckers who INSIST on shaking hands(don't even get me started, on how I feel about shaking hands).:mad:

Yep, me too. And I get funny when somebody borrows my pen :mad: I'm not hugely OCD about cleanliness, but when I see some people and their grim habits... borrow my pen and start chewing it / sticking it up your nose / behind your damn ear, I do get a bit uptight, I'll admit that :laugh:

[bretonbanquet]

I just never HAVE to go, NOW. It just doesn't happen.:]

Me neither. My body gives me plenty of warning... always more than enough time to get to an acceptable bathroom. I accept that when I reach the venerable age that you guys have reached :shocked: it might be different :laugh:

[camchristo]

You know how I told you I take 5 mile long walks? Well, at one point last year I was walking in the middle of a residential neighborhood and all of a sudden that feeling came over me. Probably the same feeling a pregnant woman feels when her water breaks. I knew my dump was coming real soon but what do I do? Where do I go? There are no stores anywhere near me and no woods to crawl into. What would you do Jannie?? In a panic I noticed someones open garage and into that sucker I went, crouched down in a corner and released that baby. It was so humiliating. Praying to God I wouldn't get caught and imagining those poor people getting into their car and smelling that sheet.
These days when I walk by that garage I notice they still have the door wide open...
TMI

No.You.Didn't. I would have **** myself before I would have gone onto someone's personal property and taken a dump. How incredibly rude.

[vivfox]

No.You.Didn't. I would have **** myself before I would have gone onto someone's personal property and taken a dump. How incredibly rude.


Rock and roll ballerina, where else would she go?

Also camchristo, how rude of you to make this comment. Didn't someone state earlier in this thread that no one is to be judged for what they reveal? Who are you to judge me for my actions until you too one day may face the same predicament?

[HomerMcvie]

Yep, me too. And I get funny when somebody borrows my pen :mad: I'm not hugely OCD about cleanliness, but when I see some people and their grim habits... borrow my pen and start chewing it / sticking it up your nose / behind your damn ear, I do get a bit uptight, I'll admit that :laugh:

Haha, nice! I only recently started carrying my own pen, when I'm going into my bank. I'm not OCD about cleanliness, either(anyone wanna come clean my house for me?).
For me, I really think what turned me into a germophobe, is that I've sang in a band, for sooo long now, that I'm so terrified of being sick, especially if it's a two night weekend. There's nothing worse than trying to get through 4 hours of singing, while sick. If it's two nights in a row, the 2nd night is truly a nightmare. So I know, that this is what trained me to avoid sick people, and shaking hands, and ink pens, yada, yada, yada..... When we have a week or two off, I even find myself thinking, "if there's a time to get sick, this is it!"

[HomerMcvie]

Me neither. My body gives me plenty of warning... always more than enough time to get to an acceptable bathroom. I accept that when I reach the venerable age that you guys have reached :shocked: it might be different :laugh:

Okay, that's 3 of us, in charge of our boom booms!:woohoo:

Watch those age remarks....I will cut a bitch!:mad:


:lol:

And I'm not trying to start anything with Viv, but if I ever caught anybody taking a sh*t on my garage floor, I can only say, that they might not survive the beating they would receive. The odds are good, that they wouldn't.
I'm wondering about if you thought about driving back, and cleaning it up? Or going back and leaving an apology note, with maybe $50 inside? Because it's still not too late, to do the latter. The RIGHT thing.

[bretonbanquet]

You know how I told you I take 5 mile long walks? Well, at one point last year I was walking in the middle of a residential neighborhood and all of a sudden that feeling came over me. Probably the same feeling a pregnant woman feels when her water breaks. I knew my dump was coming real soon but what do I do? Where do I go? There are no stores anywhere near me and no woods to crawl into. What would you do Jannie?? In a panic I noticed someones open garage and into that sucker I went, crouched down in a corner and released that baby. It was so humiliating. Praying to God I wouldn't get caught and imagining those poor people getting into their car and smelling that sheet.
These days when I walk by that garage I notice they still have the door wide open...
TMI

Just read this. Wow. I would absolutely sooner s**t my pants than do that. I wouldn't even consider it, not in the most desperate circumstances. Interesting that you found it humiliating - imagine the poor ba**ard who found it and had to clean it up? Never mind about judgement - dude, you can't post stuff like that anywhere and expect people to say nothing. I don't know about the US, but if you'd got caught doing that here, you'd wind up with a record. Why didn't you just knock on doors and ask to use a bathroom? In a few minutes, you'd have found someone who would have let you.


And I'm not trying to start anything with Viv, but if I ever caught anybody taking a sh*t on my garage floor, I can only say, that they might not survive the beating they would receive. The odds are good, that they wouldn't.
I'm wondering about if you thought about driving back, and cleaning it up? Or going back and leaving an apology note, with maybe $50 inside? Because it's still not too late, to do the latter. The RIGHT thing.

Honestly, if I caught anyone dropping one in my garage, I'd give them a range of new holes to emit from in future.

[bretonbanquet]

Haha, nice! I only recently started carrying my own pen, when I'm going into my bank. I'm not OCD about cleanliness, either(anyone wanna come clean my house for me?).
For me, I really think what turned me into a germophobe, is that I've sang in a band, for sooo long now, that I'm so terrified of being sick, especially if it's a two night weekend. There's nothing worse than trying to get through 4 hours of singing, while sick. If it's two nights in a row, the 2nd night is truly a nightmare. So I know, that this is what trained me to avoid sick people, and shaking hands, and ink pens, yada, yada, yada..... When we have a week or two off, I even find myself thinking, "if there's a time to get sick, this is it!"

Yep, I do that too! Not the singing in a band part though :laugh: I also wear a pair of work gloves while filling the car with petrol. Partly to avoid getting petrol on my hands, and partly to avoid whatever crud the last person left on the pump handle ;)

[HomerMcvie]

Just read this. Wow. I would absolutely sooner s**t my pants than do that. I wouldn't even consider it, not in the most desperate circumstances. Interesting that you found it humiliating - imagine the poor ba**ard who found it and had to clean it up? Never mind about judgement - dude, you can't post stuff like that anywhere and expect people to say nothing. I don't know about the US, but if you'd got caught doing that here, you'd wind up with a record. Why didn't you just knock on doors and ask to use a bathroom? In a few minutes, you'd have found someone who would have let you.



Honestly, if I caught anyone dropping one in my garage, I'd give them a range of new holes to emit from in future.

Yeah, that's really over 99.9% of most people tolerance.

I didn't think you Brits were allowed to own guns...are you?

[HomerMcvie]

Yep, I do that too! Not the singing in a band part though :laugh: I also wear a pair of work gloves while filling the car with petrol. Partly to avoid getting petrol on my hands, and partly to avoid whatever crud the last person left on the pump handle ;)
Thanks, now you've given me reason to worry at the GAS pump. One more thing to consider...:mad:


Petrol?:lol: It never ends, with you wacky Brits!:lol:

[bretonbanquet]

Yeah, that's really over 99.9% of most people tolerance.

I didn't think you Brits were allowed to own guns...are you?

No, but we make do with whatever we have lying around. We can be rather resourceful! ;)

Thanks, now you've given me reason to worry at the GAS pump. One more thing to consider...:mad:


Petrol?:lol: It never ends, with you wacky Brits!:lol:

Sorry about that :laugh:

And yes, we only do it to keep you guys amused :p

[ButterCookie]

No, but we make do with whatever we have lying around. We can be rather resourceful! ;)

My dad has an air rifle. Do they count?

Omg someone pooped in the staff entrance door way just after christmas at work! We were too busy laughing to do anything and I have no idea who cleaned it up.

[Dodfather]

You are allowed to own guns in the UK but they are heavily licenced. It's mainly farmers and members of the agricultural indistry who own shotguns. It's highly unusual to find a licensed gun in a residential property without any agricultural connection.

[Silver Springs]

You are allowed to own guns in the UK but they are heavily licenced. It's mainly farmers and members of the agricultural indistry who own shotguns. It's highly unusual to find a licensed gun in a residential property without any agricultural connection.

It's funny how the same laws don't apply to BB Guns and others that could actually cause damage. I don't think there's a Cat on my street with the correct number of eyes. Speaking of weaponry, the newsagents in town actually LEGALLY sells Crossbows and Samurai Swords, displaying them quite openly in the window. It's shocking. Especially considering our City's recently fallen prey to a murderer known as "The Crossbow Cannibal" (I wish that was as made up as it sounds), whose been linked to the death's of a handful of Prostitutes and could be linked to more murders. God I love my home town *eyeroll*

[jannieC]

You know how I told you I take 5 mile long walks? Well, at one point last year I was walking in the middle of a residential neighborhood and all of a sudden that feeling came over me. Probably the same feeling a pregnant woman feels when her water breaks. I knew my dump was coming real soon but what do I do? Where do I go? There are no stores anywhere near me and no woods to crawl into. What would you do Jannie?? In a panic I noticed someones open garage and into that sucker I went, crouched down in a corner and released that baby. It was so humiliating. Praying to God I wouldn't get caught and imagining those poor people getting into their car and smelling that sheet.
These days when I walk by that garage I notice they still have the door wide open...
TMI

I don't believe this story. :sorry: For one thing, you certainly could have found something to remove your mess with. This can not possibly have happened, period.

[fringed n fab]

I don't believe this story. :sorry: For one thing, you certainly could have found something to remove your mess with. This can not possibly have happened, period.

Maybe I missed it but how did he clean himself afterward or walk 5 miles back home like that :shocked:

[fringed n fab]

I just.... a garage door comes up in a (I'm assuming) neighborhood of people and one squats and does their business while in full view of everyone and no shame? I agree with whoever said earlier that a knock on someones door would have probably made more sense.

[camchristo]

I get up, drink two cans of my coffee(TAB), then the shop's open for business! 30 out of 31 days, I only go the one time. Thanks TAB!:thumbsup:

I don't have a hangup about it, but I DO have a hangup about nasty assed public restrooms(~shudder~). I is a germophobe!

Well, all this talk about s**t and I just have to chime in. For the most part, I'm pretty regular. But there are times when I have to leave the house for work by 4 am. On those days, my normal schedule gets a little thrown off and I have to go somewhere other than home. I don't like to go in public bathrooms or at work, but sometimes I just have to. I use the courtesy flush and use air freshener when possible. But, sorry. There are times that I just can't wait til I get back home.

Rock and roll ballerina, where else would she go?

Also camchristo, how rude of you to make this comment. Didn't someone state earlier in this thread that no one is to be judged for what they reveal? Who are you to judge me for my actions until you too one day may face the same predicament?

Oh get over yourself. In case you didn't notice, people are commenting on pretty much every post in this thread. Did you really think such a disturbing post wouldn't garner some disgust? If you can't handle it, don't post things like that.

Just read this. Wow. I would absolutely sooner s**t my pants than do that. I wouldn't even consider it, not in the most desperate circumstances. Interesting that you found it humiliating - imagine the poor ba**ard who found it and had to clean it up? Never mind about judgement - dude, you can't post stuff like that anywhere and expect people to say nothing. I don't know about the US, but if you'd got caught doing that here, you'd wind up with a record. Why didn't you just knock on doors and ask to use a bathroom? In a few minutes, you'd have found someone who would have let you.



Honestly, if I caught anyone dropping one in my garage, I'd give them a range of new holes to emit from in future.

Yes, yes and yes. I would never think about doing that for one second. I would either find an out of the way tree or just s**t my pants and get home to mitigate the damage as soon as possible. And yes, if he had been caught, he definitely would have been arrested and faced some charges. Now, I can't say I would ever let a stranger in my house to use the bathroom, but someone might have. And I definitely would have kicked the ass of anyone I found doing that in my garage.

[BTFLCHLD]

no surprise here. one would hope the crapper has since been using a pooper scooper as a walking stick.

[Fleetwoodmark]

Now don't be putting words in my mouth, Missy. :eek: I never used the terms "weak" or "abnormal." I just opined that it's a bodily function that can be controlled quite easily. Yes, every once in a while a person may need to go off-schedule. Sure, it happens. But I'm talking about people who do this almost every day. At my last job, I could walk into the bathroom and recognize instantly who was in there after one whiff; that's how frequently this particular individual chose to do this at work. Trust me, if your senses were assaulted like this day after day by the same individual, you would also find it highly offensive, to say the least.

I do feel sorry for sufferers of IBS, but that's more of a woman's problem. Chances are, if the repeat-offender is a man, he doesn't have IBS; he's just plain gross.

IBS has no gender relation. Men can have this as much as women.

[HomerMcvie]

Well, all this talk about s**t and I just have to chime in. For the most part, I'm pretty regular. But there are times when I have to leave the house for work by 4 am. On those days, my normal schedule gets a little thrown off and I have to go somewhere other than home. I don't like to go in public bathrooms or at work, but sometimes I just have to. I use the courtesy flush and use air freshener when possible. But, sorry. There are times that I just can't wait til I get back home.



Oh get over yourself. In case you didn't notice, people are commenting on pretty much every post in this thread. Did you really think such a disturbing post wouldn't garner some disgust? If you can't handle it, don't post things like that.



Yes, yes and yes. I would never think about doing that for one second. I would either find an out of the way tree or just s**t my pants and get home to mitigate the damage as soon as possible. And yes, if he had been caught, he definitely would have been arrested and faced some charges. Now, I can't say I would ever let a stranger in my house to use the bathroom, but someone might have. And I definitely would have kicked the ass of anyone I found doing that in my garage.

Well, I TOTALLY get the having to go in to work, before your "regularly scheduled programming" kicks in!:lol: Thus is the beauty of me working a nighttime occupation. I can wait that bitch out! Occasionally, I'll even throw a third can of TAB at it, if I'm just not feeling it.

Some things never cease to amaze me....I mean WOW. There's only one person here(great talking to you, last night!:thumbsup:), that I tell all my dirty secrets(no, I've never sh*t on somebody's else's property!) to.

Even though I'm a guy, I too, seriously doubt that I'd let someone(at least a man) into the house, to use the bathroom. Although I live in the semi-country....I think I'd tell him, "go sh*t behind my barn, out there".

And to you Brits, where are your nads?:lol:
I've got a lifetime handgun "concealed carry" permit. Someone sh*ts in my garage, and I'm not going after them with an icepick!:lol:
The secret is to lure them into your house, liability wise....:p

[HomerMcvie]

IBS has no gender relation. Men can have this as much as women.

Very true. My friend is a guy, who has it.
He's an extremely anxious person, though. Are anxiety issues usually related to IBS? Just wondering, if they go hand in hand....

[ButterCookie]

Homer, what are nads? :shocked: Or am I out of it today?

[HomerMcvie]

Homer, what are nads? :shocked: Or am I out of it today?
Your (a man's) genitals. More so "balls", if I understand the technical meaning!:p I'm not sure there is a specific definition!
I used to do sound for a band, and the drummer would always write my checks....and on the "memo line", he would always write, "photo of your nads".
^^^These are the f*cking people, that I like to surround myself with. Ridiculous, over the top funny, clowns. That's how I roll. He's now a investment adviser, for one of the top stock market investment chains.
If you can't laugh at every aspect of life......GTFO!:xoxo:

[ButterCookie]

Ahah! Yep, I was out of it, I'm laughing at myself for not getting it before :lol:

In response, though, have you never heard the phrase "being British about it?"

[HomerMcvie]

Ahah! Yep, I was out of it, I'm laughing at myself for not getting it before :lol:

In response, though, have you never heard the phrase "being British about it?"

As in "British reserve"?

Nah, I prefer my head out of my ass!!!:lol::lol::lol:

:xoxo:

I mean COME ON, this IS the TMI thread!;)

[ButterCookie]

Yeah, exactly British Reserve.

Maybe we all caught it from the Queen :laugh:

[louielouie2000]

I saw somebody wearing this t-shirt yesterday and I have NOT been able to stop laughing!! :laugh:

http://posterous.com/getfile/files.posterous.com/failshirt/nuO3jG7Mh4ZSSKJ0jbCg6D19TqWPjoORB3z2ngkKVRYJ5wjzHbpfF1N37ZSK/i-came-on-eileen-shirt.jpg

For those of you who are not children of the '80s, here's what it's in reference to: :p

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[GODDESS6]

I'm too lazy to paste quotes, but this poo talk is too much! What if you don't have to go before work? What if you get somewhere and you have to go? That's what a bathroom is for! I really do relate to how awful it is to walk in a public bathroom and smell someone's lingering ****e but I still can't fault them because bathroom were invented for pooping and peeing. One enters a public bathroom at one's own risk.

Now, if I enter my office and realize someone crapped in the corner, I'm going to be angry.

this was so funny~

[GODDESS6]

I saw somebody wearing this t-shirt yesterday and I have NOT been able to stop laughing!! :laugh:

http://posterous.com/getfile/files.posterous.com/failshirt/nuO3jG7Mh4ZSSKJ0jbCg6D19TqWPjoORB3z2ngkKVRYJ5wjzHbpfF1N37ZSK/i-came-on-eileen-shirt.jpg

For those of you who are not children of the '80s, here's what it's in reference to: :p

<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/oc-P8oDuS0Q" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

i used to love that song~ i'll always remember this guys shirt whenever i hear it from now on:lol:~

[ButterCookie]

I saw somebody wearing this t-shirt yesterday and I have NOT been able to stop laughing!! :laugh:

http://posterous.com/getfile/files.posterous.com/failshirt/nuO3jG7Mh4ZSSKJ0jbCg6D19TqWPjoORB3z2ngkKVRYJ5wjzHbpfF1N37ZSK/i-came-on-eileen-shirt.jpg


HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA I am screaming!

[HomerMcvie]

I used to have a friend, who once told me, that he liked to go out into his yard, late night, and take a crap, in various places. He said, "do you ever do that?"

"Uh, noooo":laugh:

[Dodfather]

I saw somebody wearing this t-shirt yesterday and I have NOT been able to stop laughing!! :laugh:

http://posterous.com/getfile/files.posterous.com/failshirt/nuO3jG7Mh4ZSSKJ0jbCg6D19TqWPjoORB3z2ngkKVRYJ5wjzHbpfF1N37ZSK/i-came-on-eileen-shirt.jpg



I want that T-Shirt - that is f***ing awesome!

There's only one person here(great talking to you, last night!:thumbsup:), that I tell all my dirty secrets(no, I've never sh*t on somebody's else's property!) to.

And to you Brits, where are your nads?:lol:


Homer - we need to have as proper chat...

As for my nads, I know just where they are - I'd just like someone else to find them ocassionally!

[APerfectLie]

You know how I told you I take 5 mile long walks? Well, at one point last year I was walking in the middle of a residential neighborhood and all of a sudden that feeling came over me. Probably the same feeling a pregnant woman feels when her water breaks. I knew my dump was coming real soon but what do I do? Where do I go? There are no stores anywhere near me and no woods to crawl into. What would you do Jannie?? In a panic I noticed someones open garage and into that sucker I went, crouched down in a corner and released that baby. It was so humiliating. Praying to God I wouldn't get caught and imagining those poor people getting into their car and smelling that sheet.
These days when I walk by that garage I notice they still have the door wide open...
TMI

This reminds me of when I was about 8 and me and my best friend/next door neighbor were outside playing around in the street and in the neighbor's yards. Well we were 3 houses down from his house and he really had to poop, so me being the persuasive 8 year old that I was, convinced him to just poop in these peoples flower bed that was in their front yard. Which he did. And then ran home immediately to wipe his ass. Strangely, nobody ever caught us. We also once really needed to pee, so we peed outside in this little bucket I had and left it in my backyard and then all these big ass bugs got into it overnight and died and I showed it to him the next day and we both thought it was AWESOME so we took this bucket of piss into his kitchen to show his mom... she didn't agree with its awesomeness :rolleyes:

[McTrouble]

Homer, what are nads? :shocked: Or am I out of it today?

English = PLUMS :lol:

[HomerMcvie]

This reminds me of when I was about 8 and me and my best friend/next door neighbor were outside playing around in the street and in the neighbor's yards. Well we were 3 houses down from his house and he really had to poop, so me being the persuasive 8 year old that I was, convinced him to just poop in these peoples flower bed that was in their front yard. Which he did. And then ran home immediately to wipe his ass. Strangely, nobody ever caught us. We also once really needed to pee, so we peed outside in this little bucket I had and left it in my backyard and then all these big ass bugs got into it overnight and died and I showed it to him the next day and we both thought it was AWESOME so we took this bucket of piss into his kitchen to show his mom... she didn't agree with its awesomeness :rolleyes:
Wow.just.wow.
John, I always knew you weren't quite right, and now I have my proof!:lol::lol::lol:
I kid!
Well, not really.
But I still think ^ that's hilarious.
Thanks for sharing...:lol:
:angel:

[Silver Springs]

English = PLUMS :lol:

Or Cauliflower Beanbags...

[HomerMcvie]

I want that T-Shirt - that is f***ing awesome!



Homer - we need to have as proper chat...

As for my nads, I know just where they are - I'd just like someone else to find them ocassionally!
I would LOVE that. I don't know if I have overseas phone coverage(without major $$ implications). Lemme look into that!:wavey:

BTW, my nads are found more often than I'd like, some weeks.....

[Dodfather]

I would LOVE that. I don't know if I have overseas phone coverage(without major $$ implications). Lemme look into that!:wavey:

BTW, my nads are found more often than I'd like, some weeks.....

How about Skype? If you use it then pm me with your skype e-mail address.

Oh, and my nads were found by a tennis ball at the weekend... they were not pleased!