TMI thread. Discussion of sensitive ADULT issues/triggers. Enter with awareness! - Page 68

skcin · #**1006** 03-21-2011, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by HejiraNYC

^^You know, for all of these absolutely disgusting anecodotes about having to go with urgency, I think y'all are actually strengthening my assertion that these things need to be addressed proactively, ideally on a set regimen. It really is just like any other ablution; it requires no thought at all. If you clean your body, you should probably clean out your bowels too (ideally the latter before the former). That simple. I don't know why y'all think it's uptight, odd, anal retentive or whatever. All I know is that you will never. NEVER see my banging on doors or searching feverishly for facilities while in the midst of going about my daily activities.

Aren't you a medical professional? It just blows my mind that you think most people should be in complete control of their bowels 99% of the time.

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Originally Posted by HomerMcvie

Sometimes it feels like you're trying to pick a fight with me, and I don't feel that, with Cammie. So yes, I might be more inclined to agree with her.

I don't want to argue, and I'm sure I'm probably the target of Snarkorama 2011, on some other board out there.,.:;"',.:;'.,... I would log on and read it, if I cared. But.I.don't.

I don't think the fact that I like to drink two cans of TAB, and usually poop after that, means that I'm constipated. I mean, isn't that half of the reason that people drink coffee? Because it makes them go?

But she had the same points as I did!

And if you'll recall, she's on "that board" too. So because I debated you first, I'm wrong & picking on you? WTH? It's honestly not personal for me - I really do just disagree with you on a lot of things. Apparently it is personal for you.

And if you can't poop without assistance, you're constipated. Could you poop if you didn't drink it? I know caffeine is not artificial like Ex-lax or PeriColace, but it still stimulates the bowel & it's still giving you help. Like, your body needs roughage & fiber & water for proper nutrition & to poop properly - it doesn't (or shouldn't) need caffeine. Same for people who smoke to poop.

I drink coffee cuz it warms me up, it tastes good (although I tend to put sweetenrs & flavors in mine, so that helps) and gives me a bit of pep. It honestly doesn't make me poop.

I mean, I can go even if I don't drink it.

Can we get off of pooping now? Please? I think we've established that most people much prefer to go at home, but things do happen. Also, that we agree you should take measures to minimize other people's olfactory discomfort if you do have to go in public. That about it?

I've got a good one for you all. Apparently, it's become popular with the younger crowd (like, teens & early 20's) to clean the inside of their vaginas. As in, cram a soapy washcloth or baby wipe up there & scrub-a-dub.

Please, if ANYONE here is doing that - STOP IT! It's not good for you & will actually promote infections. Washing your external genitals really is enough. Kids of like how you're not really supposed to be cramming Q-Tips in your ear to get the wax out.

HomerMcvie · #**1007** 03-21-2011, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by skcin

But she had the same points as I did!

And if you'll recall, she's on "that board" too. So because I debated you first, I'm wrong & picking on you? WTH?

And if you can't poop without assistance, you're constipated. Could you poop if you didn't drink it? I know caffeine is not artificial like Ex-lax or PeriColace, but it still stimulates the bowel & it's still giving you help. Like, your body needs roughage & fiber & water for proper nutrition & to poop properly - it doesn't (or shouldn't) need caffeine. Same for people who smoke to poop.

I drink coffee cuz it warms me up, it tastes good (although I tend to put sweetenrs & flavors in mine, so that helps) and gives me a bit of pep. It honestly doesn't make me poop.

I mean, I can go even if I don't drink it.

I know she's on "that board" also. I don't get the vibe, that Cammie's trying to pick a fight, though. That's the difference. I have no real problem with you, though, Paula. It's all good.

Actually, my years as a morning pooper are over. The TAB did always work in that way. The past couple of years, though, I've become more of an evening guy. So I guess there's not a direct correlation, between the TAB and pooping. Obviously, I LOVE the taste of TAB, or I wouldn't stockpile 40 12-packs of the stuff. They day they finally stop making it, well, I'll have to buy up all I can find! Of course, it's probably not good after a couple of years, so a 2 year supply would have to suffice. Hell, I've got an 8 month supply, now!

HejiraNYC · #**1008** 03-21-2011, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by skcin

Can we get off of pooping now? Please? I think we've established that most people much prefer to go at home, but things do happen. Also, that we agree you should take measures to minimize other people's olfactory discomfort if you do have to go in public. That about it?

I've got a good one for you all. Apparently, it's become popular with the younger crowd (like, teens & early 20's) to clean the inside of their vaginas. As in, cram a soapy washcloth or baby wipe up there & scrub-a-dub.

Please, if ANYONE here is doing that - STOP IT! It's not good for you & will actually promote infections. Washing your external genitals really is enough. Kids of like how you're not really supposed to be cramming Q-Tips in your ear to get the wax out.

Oh yes, let's make a beeline straight from poop to p***y.

I think there is probably a lot of peer pressure to smell like a rose garden down there. Perhaps it's because being a cunning linguist is so much more an open topic of discussion these days (thanks to Carrie, Charlotte, Miranda and Samantha) and a lot of embarassing stories about stank v-j have probably made the rounds. I know comedians are definitely more open about riffing on this subject. But it must be a dilemma- trying to find that correct balance between being "healthy" while also not attracting the attention of stray cats and flies.

DefDumbandBlond · #**1009** 03-21-2011, 02:42 PM

Erm well that's definitely not good to do but as for the wax thing I'd rather not walk around growing potatoes in my ear.

ButterCookie · #**1010** 03-21-2011, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by skcin

I've got a good one for you all. Apparently, it's become popular with the younger crowd (like, teens & early 20's) to clean the inside of their vaginas. As in, cram a soapy washcloth or baby wipe up there & scrub-a-dub.

Please, if ANYONE here is doing that - STOP IT! It's not good for you & will actually promote infections. Washing your external genitals really is enough. Kids of like how you're not really supposed to be cramming Q-Tips in your ear to get the wax out.

Dear gott in himmel. WHYYYYYY. I'm cringing at the thought of how painful that would be.

McTrouble · #**1011** 03-21-2011, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by ButterCookie

Dear gott in himmel. WHYYYYYY. I'm cringing at the thought of how painful that would be.

I am nearly peeing myself laughing - better go and get clean!

I prefer the poopy line of conversation, having a very lavatorial (or toilet) sense of humour.

skcin · #**1012** 03-21-2011, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by HejiraNYC

Oh yes, let's make a beeline straight from poop to p***y.

I think there is probably a lot of peer pressure to smell like a rose garden down there. Perhaps it's because being a cunning linguist is so much more an open topic of discussion these days (thanks to Carrie, Charlotte, Miranda and Samantha) and a lot of embarassing stories about stank v-j have probably made the rounds. I know comedians are definitely more open about riffing on this subject. But it must be a dilemma- trying to find that correct balance between being "healthy" while also not attracting the attention of stray cats and flies.

1) Do I need to tell you about the girl who keeps shoing up with E Coli in her vag? Talk about poop to p*ssy. Literally. Barf.
2) I know. People (young people especially) equate any odor with being gross & dirty. P*ssies smell.

They just do. They shouldn't smell funky or nasty & you certainly shouldn't be able to smell them from afar, but there IS an odor & it's natural. A good shower once daily really should be all most people need.

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Originally Posted by DefDumbandBlond

Erm well that's definitely not good to do but as for the wax thing I'd rather not walk around growing potatoes in my ear.

You'll impact your wax & cause damage eventually. Cleaning the outer part is OK, and the entrance to the canal (I'm not saying you should leave chunks there for people to see!) But Q-Tips INTO the ear canal is a no-no.

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Originally Posted by McTrouble

I am nearly peeing myself laughing - better go and get clean!

I prefer the poopy line of conversation, having a very lavatorial (or toilet) sense of humour.

Well, I figured we'd never all agree on pooping (since the debate continued all weekend) so we should just move on. Not saying it's off limits or anything, but why beat a dead horse with a piece of sh*t?

DefDumbandBlond · #**1013** 03-21-2011, 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by skcin

You'll impact your wax & cause damage eventually. Cleaning the outer part is OK, and the entrance to the canal (I'm not saying you should leave chunks there for people to see!) But Q-Tips INTO the ear canal is a no-no.

Oh yeah I don't shove a Q Tip down there like I'm digging for gold or anything (no pun intended

) just the areas you mentioned. I'm a clean-o-phobe I guess the word is so the idea of not doing anything about it at all weirds me out.

Some people have said you shouldn't do it period.

BTFLCHLD · #**1014** 03-21-2011, 11:03 PM

skcin · #**1015** 03-22-2011, 09:01 AM

^ I was afraid to click Play.

But I did. Eh.

BTFLCHLD · #**1016** 03-22-2011, 11:24 AM

BTFLCHLD · #**1017** 03-22-2011, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by skcin

^ I was afraid to click Play.

But I did. Eh.

yeps, eh...that funeral bit was a dud. JTIS as all that talk of earwax made me quesy.
something about 'PENIS' rverberating in my ears makes me feel a lot better.