TMI thread. Discussion of sensitive ADULT issues/triggers. Enter with awareness!

[HejiraNYC]

^^You know, for all of these absolutely disgusting anecodotes about having to go with urgency, I think y'all are actually strengthening my assertion that these things need to be addressed proactively, ideally on a set regimen. It really is just like any other ablution; it requires no thought at all. If you clean your body, you should probably clean out your bowels too (ideally the latter before the former). That simple. I don't know why y'all think it's uptight, odd, anal retentive or whatever. All I know is that you will never. NEVER see my banging on doors or searching feverishly for facilities while in the midst of going about my daily activities.