TMI thread. Discussion of sensitive ADULT issues/triggers. Enter with awareness!

[HomerMcvie]

Originally Posted by APerfectLie

This reminds me of when I was about 8 and me and my best friend/next door neighbor were outside playing around in the street and in the neighbor's yards. Well we were 3 houses down from his house and he really had to poop, so me being the persuasive 8 year old that I was, convinced him to just poop in these peoples flower bed that was in their front yard. Which he did. And then ran home immediately to wipe his ass. Strangely, nobody ever caught us. We also once really needed to pee, so we peed outside in this little bucket I had and left it in my backyard and then all these big ass bugs got into it overnight and died and I showed it to him the next day and we both thought it was AWESOME so we took this bucket of piss into his kitchen to show his mom... she didn't agree with its awesomeness

Wow.just.wow.
John, I always knew you weren't quite right, and now I have my proof!
I kid!
Well, not really.
But I still think ^ that's hilarious.
Thanks for sharing...