Healthy Eating (Relocated Thread)

[HomerMcvie]

Originally Posted by MissLadyLoki

Maybe I should tyr talking it out if i ever get caught by the cops, but knowing me, I'll probably turn into a nervous, babbling idiot

Speaking of fun corners, I think we have some around here, but considering the fact that people are absolutely insane on the roads, you gotta be a bit careful, but if you want a good laugh, you should see my mom on the road. She uses "descriptive words" for the cazy people on the roads and would often talk about ripping people out of their cars when they'd cut her off back in high school (she doesn't have road rage issues, she just talks a lot)

Well, they usually don't give you enough time to talk to them...that, was the beauty of the all too invasive body search. It bought me enough time, to make him like me. Really.

Would you think less of me, if I told you that I have a "women driver's suck" sign, under my seat? The flip side says, "you do too".

I got the idea, when I guy drove by me once, and held up a sign that read, "what the f*ck?"

This girl cut me off, a couple of years ago, and I held up my sign. Her boyfriend was in the passenger seat, and I thought he was going to DIE, laughing. He thought my sign was the funniest thing he'd ever seen. Laughing hysterically, and clapping, for my sign.