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Old 04-03-2016, 02:44 PM
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Just like a big loud fart
Clears the room sends people running
Pew baby pew said pew

Just like a big loud fart
Clears the room sends people running
Pew baby pew said pew

And the gas bombs fly
like a turd in the wind
in the stench that is my own
I flatulate again

Said to my friend
(everything stinks)
Baby.. . fresh air matters...

He had no more
than a gas pain then...
Well he almost sharted--
Foulness within him...
But the moment
That I first laid
Farts. on. him.
Just about to.... suffocate....
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Old 04-03-2016, 03:24 PM
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Just like a big loud fart
Clears the room sends people running
Peeeew baby peeeew said peeeeww

Just like a big loud fart
Clears the room sends people running
Peeeeew baby peeeew said peeeew

And the gas bombs fly
like a turd in the wind
in the stench that is my own
I flatulate again

Said to my friend
(everything stinks)
Baby.. . fresh air matters...

He had no more
than a gas pain then...
Well he almost sharted
Something foul within him...
At the moment
That I first laid
Farts. on. him.
Just about to.... suffocate....

Thanks that's amazing
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Old 04-03-2016, 07:09 PM
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Thanks that's amazing
LOL ... it's been a loooong, weird weekend and somehow the odd turn of this thread just fit into the rest of the bizarre-ness
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Old 04-03-2016, 09:24 PM
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LOL ... it's been a loooong, weird weekend and somehow the odd turn of this thread just fit into the rest of the bizarre-ness
I'm so afraid.....
Slip and I'll fall and I'll fart.
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Old 04-03-2016, 10:10 PM
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I'm so afraid.....
Slip and I'll fall and I'll fart.
Broke wind one time
Broke wind two times....
I'm never gonna fart again.....
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Old 04-04-2016, 06:27 AM
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It makes no difference at all
Because I fart all summer long.....
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Old 04-04-2016, 08:14 AM
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It makes no difference at all
Because I fart all summer long.....
** Because I have toots all summer long..
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Old 04-05-2016, 03:12 AM
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If anyone falls it will be one of us, from the smell.
I know its not too clever, but funny? I hope.
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Old 04-05-2016, 08:21 AM
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Rock on fart ass woman,
Take your precious fart
& dig your grave

It's a fartless challenge,
Pick your smell, & I'll prey

Wake up in the morning
Hear your farts go down
Lousy farter's pick their prey
But they never fart out loud

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Old 04-05-2016, 06:17 PM
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Sometimes it rages, fart a little
Even when it's calm, still fart a little
Just had too much cheese, I fart a little...
Say it was stinky like me
Still fart a little...
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Old 04-27-2016, 11:41 PM
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Just like a big loud fart
Clears the room sends people running
Pew baby pew said pew

Just like a big loud fart
Clears the room sends people running
Pew baby pew said pew

And the gas bombs fly
like a turd in the wind
in the stench that is my own
I flatulate again

Said to my friend
(everything stinks)
Baby.. . fresh air matters...

He had no more
than a gas pain then...
Well he almost sharted--
Foulness within him...
But the moment
That I first laid
Farts. on. him.
Just about to.... suffocate....
Oh, my sides hurt from laughing!!! This is just too flippin' funny!!
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Not totally relevant but for some reason when listening to Love In Store I always hear "You look at me and I just smell"...
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Old 04-28-2016, 08:04 AM
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Not totally relevant but for some reason when listening to Love In Store I always hear "You look at me and I just smell"...
Are you scared of feeling that way?
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Old 04-28-2016, 08:09 AM
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Are you scared of feeling that way?
AHAHAH!!!
Maybe it's that, I actually have a bit of a perspiration problem and I'm always worried about my armpits' smell.
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Old 04-28-2016, 08:12 AM
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AHAHAH!!!
Maybe it's that, I actually have a bit of a perspiration problem and I'm always worried about my armpits' smell.
I can't fight it, anymore!
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