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bombaysaffires

04-02-2016 10:05 PM

Flatulence Humor

Quote:

Originally Posted by paleshadow (Post 1180243)

You're right. I would say she's my favorite performer in the band, but I never understood the blinders people have regarding her ways. There are fans who think if she recorded herself passing gas it should go platinum. :shrug:

:eek:

Don't blame it on me
Blame it on my wild fart....

Thunder only happens
When I eat cabbage....

And it brings up the wind
and it rises around you
in pillars of odor.....

:sorry::laugh:

olive

04-02-2016 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bombaysaffires (Post 1180247)

:eek:

Don't blame it on me
Blame it on my wild fart....

Thunder only happens
When I eat cabbage....

And it brings up the wind
and it rises around you
in pillars of odor.....

:sorry::laugh:

Funny .... :)

jbrownsjr

04-02-2016 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bombaysaffires (Post 1180247)

:eek:

Don't blame it on me
Blame it on my wild fart....

Thunder only happens
When I eat cabbage....

And it brings up the wind
and it rises around you
in pillars of odor.....

:sorry::laugh:

Oh my god!!! Now the rooms are on fire and there are too many ghosts in that fog!!!

HomerMcvie

04-03-2016 01:57 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by jbrownsjr (Post 1180250)

Oh my god!!! Now the rooms are on fire and there are too many ghosts in that fog!!!

Blast from her past. You're welcome.
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jbrownsjr

04-03-2016 06:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HomerMcvie (Post 1180252)

Blast from her past. You're welcome.
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Attachment 12728

STAND BACK!!!

bombaysaffires

04-03-2016 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HomerMcvie (Post 1180252)

Blast from her past. You're welcome.

Attachment 12728

love this one!

bombaysaffires

04-03-2016 11:18 AM

and I saw my reflection
in the snow covered hills
til the gas cloud
brought me down...

jbrownsjr

04-03-2016 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bombaysaffires (Post 1180266)

and I saw my reflection
in the snow covered hills
til the gas cloud
brought me down...

If Anyone Farts in Here
It will be one of us...

olive

04-03-2016 12:20 PM

Wait a minute baby
Stay with me awhile
Said you'd give me gas
But you never told me about the Flatulence

Drowning in the sea of the vapers
Where everyone would eventually pass one
But now it's gone
It doesn't matter what for
When you cut the cheese
Then let one rip

jbrownsjr

04-03-2016 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by olive (Post 1180281)

The last line really got me.. lol

olive

04-03-2016 12:36 PM

And he was just like a great brown mist
Within the start of a storm
I think I had met my match, he was doing the one-cheek sneak
And undoing, and undoing the Butt burp
Undoing the Butt burp

bombaysaffires

04-03-2016 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jbrownsjr (Post 1180269)

If Anyone Farts in Here
It will be one of us...

love it :D

bombaysaffires

04-03-2016 02:44 PM

Just like a big loud fart
Clears the room sends people running
Pew baby pew said pew

Just like a big loud fart
Clears the room sends people running
Pew baby pew said pew

And the gas bombs fly
like a turd in the wind
in the stench that is my own
I flatulate again

Said to my friend
(everything stinks)
Baby.. . fresh air matters...

He had no more
than a gas pain then...
Well he almost sharted--
Foulness within him...
But the moment
That I first laid
Farts. on. him.
Just about to.... suffocate....

olive

04-03-2016 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bombaysaffires (Post 1180307)

Just like a big loud fart
Clears the room sends people running
Peeeew baby peeeew said peeeeww

Just like a big loud fart
Clears the room sends people running
Peeeeew baby peeeew said peeeew

And the gas bombs fly
like a turd in the wind
in the stench that is my own
I flatulate again

Said to my friend
(everything stinks)
Baby.. . fresh air matters...

He had no more
than a gas pain then...
Well he almost sharted
Something foul within him...
At the moment
That I first laid
Farts. on. him.
Just about to.... suffocate....

Thanks that's amazing

bombaysaffires

04-03-2016 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by olive (Post 1180310)

Thanks that's amazing

LOL ... it's been a loooong, weird weekend and somehow the odd turn of this thread just fit into the rest of the bizarre-ness ;)

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