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Old 04-04-2016, 10:14 PM
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If you wake up and have diarrhea
If the smell starts to make you gag,
Open the door, let in some air
you'll smell things in a different way

Please stop stinkin' up the bathroom
Please stop, god I need some air
I need some air that doesn't smell like poo
The immodium's gone
Immodium's gone
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Old 04-04-2016, 11:21 PM
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very very punny!!
Still better than runny!
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Old 04-05-2016, 12:22 AM
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You're right. I would say she's my favorite performer in the band, but I never understood the blinders people have regarding her ways. There are fans who think if she recorded herself passing gas it should go platinum.
aww, and you ripped out all the funny posts that came after this....
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Old 04-05-2016, 12:27 AM
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Tell me why
everything smells so bad
Gassing up
Farting is all you wanna do
If I could
Baby I'd give you some beans
How can I
When you won't take them from me...

You can fart your own way
(Fart your own way)
You can call it another runny day
(Another runny day)
You can fart your own way
Fart your own way
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Old 04-05-2016, 12:56 AM
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aww, and you ripped out all the funny posts that came after this....
Ripped away, like being on a date, after a lunch of cabbage soup. #lifeiscruel




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Old 04-05-2016, 03:12 AM
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If anyone falls it will be one of us, from the smell.
I know its not too clever, but funny? I hope.
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Old 04-05-2016, 08:21 AM
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Rock on fart ass woman,
Take your precious fart
& dig your grave

It's a fartless challenge,
Pick your smell, & I'll prey

Wake up in the morning
Hear your farts go down
Lousy farter's pick their prey
But they never fart out loud

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Old 04-05-2016, 12:13 PM
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woah, it has a thread of it's own!
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Old 04-05-2016, 06:17 PM
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Sometimes it rages, fart a little
Even when it's calm, still fart a little
Just had too much cheese, I fart a little...
Say it was stinky like me
Still fart a little...
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Old 04-05-2016, 08:46 PM
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woah, it has a thread of it's own!
a rip-roaring success!
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Old 04-27-2016, 11:41 PM
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Just like a big loud fart
Clears the room sends people running
Pew baby pew said pew

Just like a big loud fart
Clears the room sends people running
Pew baby pew said pew

And the gas bombs fly
like a turd in the wind
in the stench that is my own
I flatulate again

Said to my friend
(everything stinks)
Baby.. . fresh air matters...

He had no more
than a gas pain then...
Well he almost sharted--
Foulness within him...
But the moment
That I first laid
Farts. on. him.
Just about to.... suffocate....
Oh, my sides hurt from laughing!!! This is just too flippin' funny!!
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Old 04-28-2016, 06:36 AM
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Not totally relevant but for some reason when listening to Love In Store I always hear "You look at me and I just smell"...
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Old 04-28-2016, 08:04 AM
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Not totally relevant but for some reason when listening to Love In Store I always hear "You look at me and I just smell"...
Are you scared of feeling that way?
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Old 04-28-2016, 08:09 AM
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Are you scared of feeling that way?
AHAHAH!!!
Maybe it's that, I actually have a bit of a perspiration problem and I'm always worried about my armpits' smell.
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Old 04-28-2016, 08:12 AM
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AHAHAH!!!
Maybe it's that, I actually have a bit of a perspiration problem and I'm always worried about my armpits' smell.
I can't fight it, anymore!
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