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Old 04-02-2016, 10:05 PM
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You're right. I would say she's my favorite performer in the band, but I never understood the blinders people have regarding her ways. There are fans who think if she recorded herself passing gas it should go platinum.


Don't blame it on me
Blame it on my wild fart....

Thunder only happens
When I eat cabbage....

And it brings up the wind
and it rises around you
in pillars of odor.....

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Old 04-02-2016, 10:56 PM
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Don't blame it on me
Blame it on my wild fart....

Thunder only happens
When I eat cabbage....

And it brings up the wind
and it rises around you
in pillars of odor.....
Funny ....
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Old 04-02-2016, 11:44 PM
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Don't blame it on me
Blame it on my wild fart....

Thunder only happens
When I eat cabbage....

And it brings up the wind
and it rises around you
in pillars of odor.....
Oh my god!!! Now the rooms are on fire and there are too many ghosts in that fog!!!
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Old 04-03-2016, 01:57 AM
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Oh my god!!! Now the rooms are on fire and there are too many ghosts in that fog!!!
Blast from her past. You're welcome.
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Old 04-03-2016, 06:53 AM
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Old 04-03-2016, 11:18 AM
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and I saw my reflection
in the snow covered hills
til the gas cloud
brought me down...
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Old 04-03-2016, 11:41 AM
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and I saw my reflection
in the snow covered hills
til the gas cloud
brought me down...
If Anyone Farts in Here
It will be one of us...
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Wait a minute baby
Stay with me awhile
Said you'd give me gas
But you never told me about the Flatulence

Drowning in the sea of the vapers
Where everyone would eventually pass one
But now it's gone
It doesn't matter what for
When you cut the cheese
Then let one rip
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Old 04-03-2016, 12:21 PM
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Wait a minute baby
Stay with me awhile
Said you'd give me gas
But you never told me about the Flatulence

Drowning in the sea of the vapers
Where everyone would eventually pass one
But now it's gone
It doesn't matter what for
When you cut the cheese
Then let one rip
The last line really got me.. lol
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And he was just like a great brown mist
Within the start of a storm
I think I had met my match, he was doing the one-cheek sneak
And undoing, and undoing the Butt burp
Undoing the Butt burp
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It will be one of us...
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Just like a big loud fart
Clears the room sends people running
Pew baby pew said pew

Just like a big loud fart
Clears the room sends people running
Pew baby pew said pew

And the gas bombs fly
like a turd in the wind
in the stench that is my own
I flatulate again

Said to my friend
(everything stinks)
Baby.. . fresh air matters...

He had no more
than a gas pain then...
Well he almost sharted--
Foulness within him...
But the moment
That I first laid
Farts. on. him.
Just about to.... suffocate....
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Old 04-03-2016, 03:24 PM
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Just like a big loud fart
Clears the room sends people running
Peeeew baby peeeew said peeeeww

Just like a big loud fart
Clears the room sends people running
Peeeeew baby peeeew said peeeew

And the gas bombs fly
like a turd in the wind
in the stench that is my own
I flatulate again

Said to my friend
(everything stinks)
Baby.. . fresh air matters...

He had no more
than a gas pain then...
Well he almost sharted
Something foul within him...
At the moment
That I first laid
Farts. on. him.
Just about to.... suffocate....

Thanks that's amazing
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Old 04-03-2016, 07:09 PM
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Thanks that's amazing
LOL ... it's been a loooong, weird weekend and somehow the odd turn of this thread just fit into the rest of the bizarre-ness
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