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06-15-2007, 04:32 PM
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Funny, lame or kooky sayings you like
-Nice trouser luggage!
-I lost my boobs in a dieting accident -How much did it cost? Free 99! -Five finger discount -Roll em in honey and release the fire ants! -When I wanna hear from the cheap seats, I'll throw up a flare, sir -Was it a Heineken?? It WAS!!! -Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining -did you take that over any sweet jumps? -I see you're on that famous Beer and Mustard diet -don't write a check yo butt can't cash -by the power of my ass... -Severe sparkage! -Mixed grillage -Oooh, nachos... -ditz factor 95 -I got hit in the "ballular region" -how about a Fresca? -Skills on my jok! -that's kewl -flick my bic baby -slip your hand inside of my glove -severe flamage! 
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06-15-2007, 05:10 PM
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My ever popular and constantly used "Okie Dokie"
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06-15-2007, 09:45 PM
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Random exclamations (some courtesy of Anchorman*):
"Knights of Columbus!"* "By the beard of Zeus!"* "Lucifer's Cauldron, it's hot in here" "Christ it's cold. It's like polar bears and penguins" "SHOWN" "I've already risen, buddy" "Almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades." We're all sarcastic and witty in this family, so most of the things that I say are really random, and inside jokes. 
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06-15-2007, 10:30 PM
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06-18-2007, 01:18 PM
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-Rode hard and put up wet
-Christ on a cracker/crutch -What's the deal, pickle? -Ape**** -Busier than a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest
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06-18-2007, 05:42 PM
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Quote:
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"Let yourself lay back within your dreams...take on the situation but not the torment...now you know it's not as bad as it seems" -Stevie Nicks "Think About It" "In The Chain, Fleetwood Mac sings of love lost and love rescued. They sing of darkness and sunrises. They sing of a bond that can never be broken. A fitting prophecy for five very different people who will forever be linked together by their lives, their dreams and their music"
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06-18-2007, 06:31 PM
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P.M.S
Putting Up with Mens ****!
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06-18-2007, 09:21 PM
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06-19-2007, 06:35 AM
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LOL!!
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#12
05-04-2016, 09:10 PM
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I used to say this freqently whenever I reached my limit...
"Go sit on a rock and rotate it." It doesn't make a darn bit of sense, but it'd make my family and friends laugh like idiots.
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Worrying about today only takes away tomorrow's peace.
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