Funny, lame or kooky sayings you like

[ryan8472]

Random exclamations (some courtesy of Anchorman*):

"Knights of Columbus!"*
"By the beard of Zeus!"*
"Lucifer's Cauldron, it's hot in here"
"Christ it's cold. It's like polar bears and penguins"
"SHOWN"
"I've already risen, buddy"
"Almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades."

We're all sarcastic and witty in this family, so most of the things that I say are really random, and inside jokes.