Awful fan portraits of Stevie

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A few months back, I started a thread with some nice portraits of Stevie from deviantart.com. However, I failed to follow it up with some bad portraits from that site. Now, some of you won't find these offensively bad, but while heroes may be hard to find, drawing Stevie's face accurately is even harder.

The author of this portrait titled it "Baaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh", which perhaps speaks of his originality as an artist. Here we see the amateur illustrator's long-running obsession with Stevie's eyes. They're not these huge giant-squid sized anime orbs, people.


What is it that we love about the famous "Blue Velvet" photo shoot? Is it Stevie's sausage-sized fingers, her chiseled Cruella De Vil jaw, or her terrifying Joan Crawford shock-white makeup?


This is the biggest version of this I could find. Here we see Stevie as a constipated homeless woman.


When threatened by gigantic roses, Stevie's left eye suddenly shifts position and grows to tremendous proportions.


A portrait of Stevie's retarded sister.


This portrait displays in graphic detail why every young man had a crush on Stevie back in the 70s: Her huge eyes, pig-like snout, decaying chiclet teeth, and pencil-thin eyelashes.


Stevie's cocaine problem wouldn't have been such a problem if her frontal sinus wasn't two inches wide and arched up to the top of her skull.


Just to be nice, a portrait that doesn't suck (in my opinion)