Ever stuck your foot in your mouth??

[michelle2677]

and where did that expression come from, anyway?? gross.


This isn't about me, although I've done it plenty. PLENTY!!!

here's what happened.

This girl and I have been friends since the 3rd grade. She has two children-son 2 years old (name: satan) and a daughter-3 months old. Well, the three month old isn't a terror yet, but the other one. Oh God. This is the reason I don't want children. Anyway. We have a friend that adopted a son from Russia because they could not have children (because of her). IF (a big if) I ever do have children, I suppose her and my discipline skills would be the same. Strict and they WILL get spankings. Well, Sarah (the other friend with the yard ape children) is very laaaaaaid back. Doesn't get excited over much and basically doesn't do anything when they act up. They were eating lunch a couple of weeks ago, and Sarah (yard ape children) said to Shana (adopted child from Russia) "don't take this the wrong way, but don't you think if you can't HAVE children...that maybe you weren't meant to have them?" OH. MY. GOD. Shana was telling me this story last night and I about fell out of my chair. We have all been friends since junior high and I can't believe she would say that to her. Not only once, but twice. I've said some pretty sh*tty stuff..but I don't think I've ever said anything like that. I can't understand that because I even offered to be a surrogate mother for them, but the Dr.s wouldn't let me do it because I had not had children yet and it could prevent me from having them later. HA. anyway....I was shocked. Still am. I'm going to try not to get in the middle of it, but it may be hard.

A couple of months ago Sarah''s son (yard ape) climbed all over my couches with chocolate all over his hands and took his little play toy truck across my dining room table that seats 8. I could have killed him but she just smiled because she was happy HE was happy.

sorry-just bitchin'. It's what I do best!!!