That's just gross!

[skcin]

Holy crap, am I bored.

Sorry, work's been pretty rough with grody questions from students ("if a condom's been laying around on the floor for a few weeks, and I come into contact with it, can I still catch something?" "Ummm...why do you ask?" "Oh, I'm just wondering.") So, it got me thinking about how gross we are (or aren't.)

WARNING: Dissention - stop reading NOW!


Do you ever pick your nose when nobody's around?

Ever eaten a booger?

Do you use public bathrooms to pee?

Do you use public bathrooms to poop?

If yes to either of the above, do you just it on the seat, wipe the seat & then sit, use a seat cover, or hover?

After you use the bathroom at home, do you always wash your hands?

If you have pets, do you let them lick you on the face?

Ever have sex with 2 people in one day?

As an adult, have you ever peed yourself?

What's the longest you've gone without brushing your teeth?

What's the longest you've gone without bathing?

Do you use the pen at the bank that's chained to the counter?

Do you use a clean cup/glass every time you get something to drink at home?

Do you share beverages with others?



I can't think of any more. Feel free to add on.

[skcin]

Do you ever pick your nose when nobody's around? Once in a while, but with a tissue. Not sure why I need the tissue...

Ever eaten a booger? I'm sure I did at one point, cuz I know they're kind of salty. I don't recall doing it recently, so I must have been little. I do remember a kid in my 3rd grade class who put all of his on a piece of paper in his desk & saved them up to eat later.

Do you use public bathrooms to pee? Fer sure

Do you use public bathrooms to poop? I'm a firm believer in "when you gotta go, you gotta go." Everbody poops.

If yes to either of the above, do you just it on the seat, wipe the seat & then sit, use a seat cover, or hover? If available, I use the cover. If not, I attempt to hover.

After you use the bathroom at home, do you always wash your hands? Not always.

If you have pets, do you let them lick you on the face? Of course - I can't turn down their kisses! I just try not to think about what they were licking last.

Ever have sex with 2 people in one day? No

As an adult, have you ever peed yourself? I was 15, and I was very, very drunk. Surprised I didn't get my stomach pumped. I tripped & fell into the bathtub at my parent's house & passed out. When I woke up I had peed. Yuck.

What's the longest you've gone without brushing your teeth? I've skipped a day on occasion, if I'm hungover & not going anywhere. But I usually get so grossed out that I'm brushing by the afternoon

What's the longest you've gone without bathing? Maybe 2 days. tops. That's a huge stretch for me, though. I usually shower 1 or 2 times every day.

Do you use the pen at the bank that's chained to the counter? No way. Cooties.

Do you use a clean cup/glass every time you get something to drink at home? No way. My own cooties. Who cares?

Do you share beverages with others? I used to until I learned about herpes in nursing school. Once in a while I do (I usuallyask "do you have herpes" & they laugh & I say "no, really do you?"

[dissention]

Originally Posted by skcin

WARNING: Dissention - stop reading NOW!

Too late.

So I suppose I'll answer them.


Do you ever pick your nose when nobody's around? Not with my bare finger, but with a tissue I do if there's a real bitch of a snot in there.

Ever eaten a booger? Does the Pope wear black and red to satantic rituals?

Do you use public bathrooms to pee? Never.

Do you use public bathrooms to poop? You're vile.

If yes to either of the above, do you just it on the seat, wipe the seat & then sit, use a seat cover, or hover? Ugh, I don't use public toilets. I'd rather blow a cockroach.

After you use the bathroom at home, do you always wash your hands? I would hope so.

If you have pets, do you let them lick you on the face? Sometimes.

Ever have sex with 2 people in one day? Yes, in college.

As an adult, have you ever peed yourself? Not unless you know something I don't.

What's the longest you've gone without brushing your teeth? The most horrific two days of my life.

What's the longest you've gone without bathing? The most horrific two days of my life.

Do you use the pen at the bank that's chained to the counter? No, I use my own felt-tip pens.

Do you use a clean cup/glass every time you get something to drink at home? Yeah, because I wash a glass when I'm done with it.

Do you share beverages with others? Never.

[amber]

Do you ever pick your nose when nobody's around? probably, but quickly left to get a tissue. I'm not very snot prone, in general.
Ever eaten a booger? No

Do you use public bathrooms to pee? yes.

Do you use public bathrooms to poop? I try to avoid it, but yes.

If yes to either of the above, do you just it on the seat, wipe the seat & then sit, use a seat cover, or hover? Erm...If it looks clean, none. oh, wait, maybe seat cover. I try not to wipe the seat, that is gross. Usually I'll just try the next stall. In emergencies, I have definitely hovered.

After you use the bathroom at home, do you always wash your hands? No, just sometimes. It works out, cause most of my friends don't, either. (ewww! Amber!! Yuck!!) but I'll usually do it if my friends are there, anyway, for some abstract politeness reason.

If you have pets, do you let them lick you on the face?
Well, they don't really want to. Dogs? Not so much.

Ever have sex with 2 people in one day?
Ho****. um...maybe? are you talking 24 hr. period? I think, once, or so. Maybe a few times. I had concurrent BF's, once, or twice.

As an adult, have you ever peed yourself? No.

What's the longest you've gone without brushing your teeth?
Um, a day, I guess. Maybe a day and a half.

What's the longest you've gone without bathing?
3 days, camping.

Do you use the pen at the bank that's chained to the counter?
No, I have a pen fetish, I always have a great pen on me.

Do you use a clean cup/glass every time you get something to drink at home?
Well, if by clean, you mean I'm the only one that previously used it, then yes.

Do you share beverages with others?
Yep. Constantly. Thanks for the sips in Vegas.

Okay, what I think is really gross, is when people spit on the sidewalk, or blow their nose in public. Also, when people put their foot up on public transpo. Also, the other day, i saw these teen boys spitting out their sunflower seeds right in the BART station. That was super gross. Basically, I hate public displays of spit and/or snot. Also, I'd like to add that Cali is the "crunchy, natural" state, and that I rarely, RARELY, get sick.

[Miss Vicky]

Do you ever pick your nose when nobody's around? Well... if I can't seem to get it out by blowing... ya know... I might just wrap my finger in kleenex and go digging.

Ever eaten a booger? Not that I can remember

Do you use public bathrooms to pee? If desperation calls for it

Do you use public bathrooms to poop? If desperation calls for it

If yes to either of the above, do you just it on the seat, wipe the seat & then sit, use a seat cover, or hover? if seat covers are there, I use them, otherwise I make due with toilet paper... if neither is there and I'm really really desperate, I'll hover

After you use the bathroom at home, do you always wash your hands? Technically, no. But that's only if I'm using the toilet right before I take a shower.

If you have pets, do you let them lick you on the face? umm... my cats aren't allowed to lick me at all (cat tongues are quite unpleasant) and none of my current rats are affectionate enough for it... but if they were I'd let them.

Ever have sex with 2 people in one day? Umm... never had sex with one person in one day.

As an adult, have you ever peed yourself? Can I take the fifth on this one?

What's the longest you've gone without brushing your teeth? As an adult, no more than two days. As a child... who knows?

What's the longest you've gone without bathing? Same as previous.

Do you use the pen at the bank that's chained to the counter? umm.. no. I'm kind of antisocial so I don't actually go up to the teller, I use the ATM and I use my own pen.

Do you use a clean cup/glass every time you get something to drink at home? It depends on what I'm drinking. If it's water, soda, or juice then I don't always use a clean glass. If it's milk than yes I do.

Do you share beverages with others? Sometimes if we're really broke a friend and I will share a soda at the movies.

[amber]

Originally Posted by Miss Vicky

If you have pets, do you let them lick you on the face? umm... my cats aren't allowed to lick me at all (cat tongues are quite unpleasant) and none of my current rats are affectionate enough for it... but if they were I'd let them.

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Just to add to the grossness, I like the way cats tongues feel. Not that my cats are prone to licking, but I'm just saying. But never my face, never.
(ewww! Amber! gross!)

[skcin]

Originally Posted by Miss Vicky

As an adult, have you ever peed yourself? Can I take the fifth on this one?

No.

[GateandGarden]

Do you ever pick your nose when nobody's around? It's been done.

Ever eaten a booger? I hope not. But maybe I did when I was a little kid.

Do you use public bathrooms to pee? sometimes

Do you use public bathrooms to poop? sometimes

If yes to either of the above, do you just it on the seat, wipe the seat & then sit, use a seat cover, or hover? It all depends. I'm really selective about which ones I use.

After you use the bathroom at home, do you always wash your hands? about 99.9% of the time

If you have pets, do you let them lick you on the face? I don't have any, but if I did I think I wouldn't want them licking my face. That makes me uncomfortable.

Ever have sex with 2 people in one day? Never had sex with one person in one day

As an adult, have you ever peed yourself? Oh yeah, if I'm laughing hard enough.

What's the longest you've gone without brushing your teeth? Not very long at all. I can't stand it if I don't brush them at least twice a day.

What's the longest you've gone without bathing? One time I went a whole day and it was torturous.

Do you use the pen at the bank that's chained to the counter? rarely
Do you use a clean cup/glass every time you get something to drink at home? most of the time

Do you share beverages with others? close friends, parents, siblings

[skcin]

Originally Posted by amber

Do you share beverages with others?
Yep. Constantly. Thanks for the sips in Vegas.

Yeah, between downing eachother's water & sipping eachother's drinks in Vegas (thanks for the taste of chocolate martini, Suze!) I'm bound to catch some sort of cootie.

[amber]

Originally Posted by skcin

Yeah, between downing eachother's water & sipping eachother's drinks in Vegas (thanks for the taste of chocolate martini, Suze!) I'm bound to catch some sort of cootie.

Actually, you are bound to gain some sort of super immunity, if my life is any sort of indication. <===== here's me being proud of my one skill, not to catch sicknesses. sorry for the egotism.

[GypsySorcerer]

Do you ever pick your nose when nobody's around? With a tissue.

Ever eaten a booger? No

Do you use public bathrooms to pee? Yes

Do you use public bathrooms to poop? No

If yes to either of the above, do you just it on the seat, wipe the seat & then sit, use a seat cover, or hover? Cover

After you use the bathroom at home, do you always wash your hands? Yes

If you have pets, do you let them lick you on the face? No pets

Ever have sex with 2 people in one day? No

As an adult, have you ever peed yourself? No

What's the longest you've gone without brushing your teeth? half a day

What's the longest you've gone without bathing? a day

Do you use the pen at the bank that's chained to the counter? yes

Do you use a clean cup/glass every time you get something to drink at home? most of the time

Do you share beverages with others? select few

[lagringader&r]

Do you ever pick your nose when nobody's around? I really don't like even blowing my nose, so I don't pick it. I'm very congested a lot of the time.

Ever eaten a booger? No. Never got the fascination.

Do you use public bathrooms to pee? Yes

Do you use public bathrooms to poop? If possible, would rather not.

If yes to either of the above, do you just it on the seat, wipe the seat & then sit, use a seat cover, or hover? Use a seat cover and hover a little.

After you use the bathroom at home, do you always wash your hands? Yes

If you have pets, do you let them lick you on the face? I have had pets and I have let them lick me on the face. I know that's gross..

Ever have sex with 2 people in one day? Yes

As an adult, have you ever peed yourself? Not yet

What's the longest you've gone without brushing your teeth? Well, in my extremely screwed up days, I couldn't tell you. Now, I like to brush morning and night (and after lunch, if I have my toothbrush).

What's the longest you've gone without bathing? Once, I had a layover of 12 hours and I had bathed about 12 hours before that so, by the time I got home to shower, it would have been close to 36 hours.

Do you use the pen at the bank that's chained to the counter? No, I carry my own

Do you use a clean cup/glass every time you get something to drink at home? Almost always

Do you share beverages with others? I hate it when someone asks! I'd rather not.

[CreepingDeath]

Do you ever pick your nose when nobody's around? With a kleenex only.

Ever eaten a booger? No

Do you use a public bathroom to pee? Not if I can help it. I have to be on the brink of death to even consider it.

Do you use a public bathrooms to poop? No

If yes to either of the above, do you just sit on the seat, wipe the seat & then sit, use a seat cover, or hover? IF I use one, IF, there must be a seat cover.

After you use the bathroom at home do you always wash your hands? Always.

If you have pets do you let them lick you on your face? I don't have pets.

Ever had sex with 2 people in one day? No

As an adult, have you ever peed yourself? No

What's the longest you've gone without brushing your teeth? Ummm, probably 1 day.

What's the longest you've gone without bathing? Two days when I broke my leg.

Do you use the pen that's chained to the counter? No. They're greasy and disgusting.

Do you use a clean cup/glass everytime you get something to drink from home? Yes

Do you share beverages with others? Only sometimes with my BF.

[Dreammms]

Do you ever pick your nose when nobody's around? with tissue

Ever eaten a booger? no thanks

Do you use public bathrooms to pee? i try not to

Do you use public bathrooms to poop? NO way

If yes to either of the above, do you just it on the seat, wipe the seat & then sit, use a seat cover, or hover? use seat cover and squat

After you use the bathroom at home, do you always wash your hands?
OF COURSE

If you have pets, do you let them lick you on the face? no that makes my face itch

Ever have sex with 2 people in one day? nope

As an adult, have you ever peed yourself? nope

What's the longest you've gone without brushing your teeth? brush every morning and before bed....maybe i skipped a night here and there

What's the longest you've gone without bathing? a day

Do you use the pen at the bank that's chained to the counter? nope...carry my own pen

Do you use a clean cup/glass every time you get something to drink at home? yes. i always put the glass i am done with in the dishwasher.


Do you share beverages with others? yeah

EVERYBDOY SHOULD CARRY AROUND ANTIBACTERIAL HAND SANITIZER GEL!!

[estranged4life]

Do you ever pick your nose when nobody's around?

Only if my sinuses are dry do I pick at my nose...

Ever eaten a booger?

Maybe

Do you use public bathrooms to piss?

Yep...

Do you use public bathrooms to ****?

Yep...

If yes to either of the above, do you just it on the seat, wipe the seat & then sit, use a seat cover, or hover?

I check to make sure the damn seat is clean before planting my ass down...

After you use the bathroom at home, do you always wash your hands?

Yep...All the frikkin' time

If you have pets, do you let them lick you on the face?

Nope...

Ever have sex with 2 people in one day?

Nope...

As an adult, have you ever peed yourself?

Nope...

What's the longest you've gone without brushing your teeth?

I brush my teeth religiously daily

What's the longest you've gone without bathing?

24 hours...

Do you use the pen at the bank that's chained to the counter?

Nope...

Do you use a clean cup/glass every time you get something to drink at home?

Mostly...

Do you share beverages with others?

Hell no, They can buy their own frikkin' drinks the cheap fux