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Old 06-09-2011, 08:48 AM
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A speeding bullet! *ka-ching!* thank you! I'll be here all week!!!!
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Old 06-09-2011, 08:50 AM
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A speeding bullet! *ka-ching!* thank you! I'll be here all week!!!!
Mama, can I have summa what you're having?
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Old 06-09-2011, 09:07 AM
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^^^ *passes u a cup of the worst hazelnut coffee, a dash of cream and lite sugar*

U asked for it! Remember that! drink up!
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A speeding bullet! *ka-ching!* thank you! I'll be here all week!!!!
Hey, know what's faster than speeding bullet??

SUPERMAN!!!
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Hey, know what's faster than speeding bullet??

SUPERMAN!!!
More powerful than a locomotive (too)!!!
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...more exciting than high fashion? JUST ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD!!!
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Old 06-09-2011, 11:08 AM
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Oh yea!? Well what's deeper than a deep well!?!?

Stevie is so nasty!!!!

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A speeding bullet! *ka-ching!* thank you! I'll be here all week!!!!
Actually in law enforcement circles, we say, "What's faster than a fast car??" Motorola!!!


"You can't outrun Motorola!!"
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Old 06-09-2011, 11:23 AM
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Oh yea!? Well what's deeper than a deep well!?!?
The Marianas Trench

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marianas_trench
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Old 06-09-2011, 11:24 AM
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...more exciting than high fashion? JUST ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD!!!
Blasphemy!!!!!!!!!!!! #bbmshockedface
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Old 06-09-2011, 11:29 AM
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Actually in law enforcement circles, we say, "What's faster than a fast car??" Motorola!!!


"You can't outrun Motorola!!"
*confused laugh*
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Old 06-10-2011, 03:28 AM
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Lol that was cute!
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Definitely not a beating heart. If your heart beat anywhere near 100+ MILES per hour, you'd be one dead bitch.
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Definitely not a beating heart. If your heart beat anywhere near 100+ MILES per hour, you'd be one dead bitch.
Maybe she'll set Poe's "The Telltale Heart" to music next time.

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