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fumidesigns 06-09-2011 08:48 AM
what's faster than a fast car?
 
A speeding bullet! *ka-ching!* thank you! I'll be here all week!!!!

HejiraNYC 06-09-2011 08:50 AM
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Originally Posted by fumidesigns (Post 992138)
A speeding bullet! *ka-ching!* thank you! I'll be here all week!!!!
Mama, can I have summa what you're having?

fumidesigns 06-09-2011 09:07 AM
^^^ *passes u a cup of the worst hazelnut coffee, a dash of cream and lite sugar*

U asked for it! Remember that! :lol: drink up!

CADreaming 06-09-2011 10:59 AM
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Originally Posted by fumidesigns (Post 992138)
A speeding bullet! *ka-ching!* thank you! I'll be here all week!!!!
Hey, know what's faster than speeding bullet??

SUPERMAN!!! :wavey:

chiliD 06-09-2011 11:04 AM
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Originally Posted by CADreaming (Post 992163)
Hey, know what's faster than speeding bullet??

SUPERMAN!!! :wavey:
More powerful than a locomotive (too)!!!

skuncles 06-09-2011 11:08 AM
...more exciting than high fashion? JUST ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD!!!

fumidesigns 06-09-2011 11:08 AM
Oh yea!? Well what's deeper than a deep well!?!?

Stevie is so nasty!!!!

*dodges bullets*

Newzchspy 06-09-2011 11:14 AM
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Originally Posted by fumidesigns (Post 992138)
A speeding bullet! *ka-ching!* thank you! I'll be here all week!!!!
Actually in law enforcement circles, we say, "What's faster than a fast car??" Motorola!!!


"You can't outrun Motorola!!"

HejiraNYC 06-09-2011 11:23 AM
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Originally Posted by fumidesigns (Post 992168)
Oh yea!? Well what's deeper than a deep well!?!?
The Marianas Trench

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marianas_trench

fumidesigns 06-09-2011 11:24 AM
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Originally Posted by skuncles (Post 992167)
...more exciting than high fashion? JUST ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD!!!
Blasphemy!!!!!!!!!!!! #bbmshockedface

fumidesigns 06-09-2011 11:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Newzchspy (Post 992171)
Actually in law enforcement circles, we say, "What's faster than a fast car??" Motorola!!!


"You can't outrun Motorola!!"
*confused laugh*

mylittledemon 06-10-2011 03:28 AM
My favourite one to tell...

You: "You know I was watching this documentary on the history channel about the Old West... and it's interesting, did you know they never used to hang anyone with wooden legs?"

Other person's usual response: "Really?"

You: "Yeah they used to hang 'em with rope."

Hilarity ensues.

fumidesigns 06-10-2011 07:05 AM
Lol that was cute!

APerfectLie 06-11-2011 04:11 AM
Definitely not a beating heart. If your heart beat anywhere near 100+ MILES per hour, you'd be one dead bitch. :rolleyes:

darklinensuit 06-11-2011 04:41 AM
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Originally Posted by APerfectLie (Post 992590)
Definitely not a beating heart. If your heart beat anywhere near 100+ MILES per hour, you'd be one dead bitch. :rolleyes:
Maybe she'll set Poe's "The Telltale Heart" to music next time. :rolleyes:

- Jake


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