TMI thread. Discussion of sensitive ADULT issues/triggers. Enter with awareness!

[mylittledemon]

my friend Adam was trying to shag this girl named Debbie. She was super cool and we all dug her. Anyway... a few weeks went by and I saw Deb at school and I said, "Hey Adam, did you two ever uhhh...?" And Adam went pale. He goes "yeah man, she's nuts! She was at my place and I kid you not, she goes - F*CK ME NOW in this demonic scary man-voice." I then laughed for about 5 minutes and Adam goes ... "I almost asked her... Are you the GateKeeper?" ROFL! So for the next year or so whenever we'd see Deb, I'd look at Adam and go "There is no Debbie, only Zuul!"