TMI thread. Discussion of sensitive ADULT issues/triggers. Enter with awareness! - Page 114

Dodfather · #**1696** 04-14-2011, 05:49 AM

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Originally Posted by mylittledemon

Not really. We both worked at the same place... and we were already late for work... so technically I didn't finish, and went to work with the worst case of blueballs.

Aagghhhh... agony! Although for me the first time was more like "I've started so I'll...oh, finished!" I've improved since the age of 15!

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Originally Posted by mylittledemon

I remember that I must've been in pain, or walking funny because my good friend Josh goes "Whats the matter with you today?" and I was I think I said "Can you keep a secret?" and I told him what happened and he goes ... "OH SH!T! You got the blue balls!" and then he chased after me trying to thump me in the nuts repeatedly.

What else is a mate to do?!

Spoinny · #**1697** 04-14-2011, 06:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Dodfather

Oh I'd never put music on deliberately - far too cheesy! There have been a few ocassions though when music has just happened to be on. I think the most random was perhaps Toto - Africa!

Oh - and I lost my virginity to This Morning (Richard and Judy) on the tv! Anyone in the UK will get that. It just sorta happened....

Back seat of a Chevy Malibu in the back of some parking lot @ 2am, I think "Beat It" was playing ironically enough. Michael Jackson music is NOT good for maintaining an Erect*on!

ButterCookie · #**1698** 04-14-2011, 07:11 AM

Please will someone come in here and tell me they've done it to Tusk and how that went for them

Dodfather · #**1699** 04-14-2011, 07:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Spoinny

Back seat of a Chevy Malibu in the back of some parking lot @ 2am, I think "Beat It" was playing ironically enough. Michael Jackson music is NOT good for maintaining an Erect*on!

Haha! I don't suppose it has the right 'Beat' for it either... I've only fooled around in a car a few times actually. It's always a bit awkward and uncomfortable, but fun nonetheless! It helped that I always had bigger cars because they were cheaper! No car right now though, it sucks.

Well mine was on lunch break from school on my parents sofa in their living room while they were out with, as mentioned, This Morning on the TV!

Spoinny · #**1700** 04-14-2011, 07:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Dodfather

Haha! I don't suppose it has the right 'Beat' for it either... I've only fooled around in a car a few times actually. It's always a bit awkward and uncomfortable, but fun nonetheless! It helped that I always had bigger cars because they were cheaper! No car right now though, it sucks.

Well mine was on lunch break from school on my parents sofa in their living room while they were out with, as mentioned, This Morning on the TV!

Oh I've had plenty of bj's in my cars, hahaha

Dodfather · #**1701** 04-14-2011, 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Spoinny

Oh I've had plenty of bj's in my cars, hahaha

Oh I've had those a good few times but, other than a couple of ocassions, not too much more... haha.

Spoinny · #**1702** 04-14-2011, 07:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Dodfather

Oh I've had those a good few times but, other than a couple of ocassions, not too much more... haha.

Yea I pretty much have retired Car Sex, now I stick to bedrooms, kitchens, tables, and outside. (j/k on outside)

Dodfather · #**1703** 04-14-2011, 07:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Spoinny

and outside. (j/k on outside)

The outside thing can be hot...

Spoinny · #**1704** 04-14-2011, 07:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Dodfather

The outside thing can be hot...

very true, unless it's cold, in which case....SHRINKAGE!!

fumidesigns · #**1705** 04-14-2011, 10:33 AM

i'm horny.

i hate when i'm idle like this. urgh!

Spoinny · #**1706** 04-14-2011, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by fumidesigns

i'm horny.

i hate when i'm idle like this. urgh!

get some girl!

fumidesigns · #**1707** 04-14-2011, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Spoinny

get some girl!

yes i know. *deep sigh*

who i want, i can't stand.

who i could do, i don't want to.

who wants to give it to me, it's not worth it.

who i'd give it to hard, is not around right now!

urgh!!!

Spoinny · #**1708** 04-14-2011, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by fumidesigns

yes i know. *deep sigh*

who i want, i can't stand.

who i could do, i don't want to.

who wants to give it to me, it's not worth it.

who i'd give it to hard, is not around right now!

urgh!!!

When you are alone and need the bone, just go it alone....!