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Old 04-14-2011, 05:49 AM
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Not really. We both worked at the same place... and we were already late for work... so technically I didn't finish, and went to work with the worst case of blueballs.
Aagghhhh... agony! Although for me the first time was more like "I've started so I'll...oh, finished!" I've improved since the age of 15!

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I remember that I must've been in pain, or walking funny because my good friend Josh goes "Whats the matter with you today?" and I was I think I said "Can you keep a secret?" and I told him what happened and he goes ... "OH SH!T! You got the blue balls!" and then he chased after me trying to thump me in the nuts repeatedly.
What else is a mate to do?!
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Old 04-14-2011, 06:58 AM
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Oh I'd never put music on deliberately - far too cheesy! There have been a few ocassions though when music has just happened to be on. I think the most random was perhaps Toto - Africa!

Oh - and I lost my virginity to This Morning (Richard and Judy) on the tv! Anyone in the UK will get that. It just sorta happened....
Back seat of a Chevy Malibu in the back of some parking lot @ 2am, I think "Beat It" was playing ironically enough. Michael Jackson music is NOT good for maintaining an Erect*on!
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Old 04-14-2011, 07:11 AM
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Please will someone come in here and tell me they've done it to Tusk and how that went for them
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Old 04-14-2011, 07:17 AM
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Back seat of a Chevy Malibu in the back of some parking lot @ 2am, I think "Beat It" was playing ironically enough. Michael Jackson music is NOT good for maintaining an Erect*on!
Haha! I don't suppose it has the right 'Beat' for it either... I've only fooled around in a car a few times actually. It's always a bit awkward and uncomfortable, but fun nonetheless! It helped that I always had bigger cars because they were cheaper! No car right now though, it sucks.

Well mine was on lunch break from school on my parents sofa in their living room while they were out with, as mentioned, This Morning on the TV!
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Old 04-14-2011, 07:24 AM
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Haha! I don't suppose it has the right 'Beat' for it either... I've only fooled around in a car a few times actually. It's always a bit awkward and uncomfortable, but fun nonetheless! It helped that I always had bigger cars because they were cheaper! No car right now though, it sucks.

Well mine was on lunch break from school on my parents sofa in their living room while they were out with, as mentioned, This Morning on the TV!
Oh I've had plenty of bj's in my cars, hahaha
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Old 04-14-2011, 07:32 AM
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Oh I've had plenty of bj's in my cars, hahaha
Oh I've had those a good few times but, other than a couple of ocassions, not too much more... haha.
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Old 04-14-2011, 07:33 AM
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Oh I've had those a good few times but, other than a couple of ocassions, not too much more... haha.
Yea I pretty much have retired Car Sex, now I stick to bedrooms, kitchens, tables, and outside. (j/k on outside)
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and outside. (j/k on outside)
The outside thing can be hot...
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Old 04-14-2011, 07:36 AM
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The outside thing can be hot...
very true, unless it's cold, in which case....SHRINKAGE!!
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Old 04-14-2011, 10:33 AM
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i'm horny.

i hate when i'm idle like this. urgh!
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Old 04-14-2011, 10:39 AM
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i'm horny.

i hate when i'm idle like this. urgh!
get some girl!
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Old 04-14-2011, 10:46 AM
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get some girl!
yes i know. *deep sigh*

who i want, i can't stand.

who i could do, i don't want to.

who wants to give it to me, it's not worth it.

who i'd give it to hard, is not around right now!

urgh!!!
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Old 04-14-2011, 10:52 AM
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yes i know. *deep sigh*

who i want, i can't stand.

who i could do, i don't want to.

who wants to give it to me, it's not worth it.

who i'd give it to hard, is not around right now!

urgh!!!
When you are alone and need the bone, just go it alone....!
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Old 04-14-2011, 10:54 AM
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When you are alone and need the bone, just go it alone....!
true...................but unfortunately there are some things that i just can't do to myself!
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Old 04-14-2011, 12:22 PM
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i lost my virginity to the sound of falling water...
Me too. In the back of my Jeep(try doing it on a 3' long seat!), parked in the middle of a running creek.
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