TMI thread. Discussion of sensitive ADULT issues/triggers. Enter with awareness!

[Johnny Stew]

Originally Posted by daniellaaarisen

Penises are one of the most beautiful creations ever.

I couldn't agree more!

[markolas]

I have a pretty good amount of hair on my lower body. Shaving my nether region makes me chafe something terrible! And sorry, but I'm not putting anything sharp near my balls.

I definitely prefer men with body hair. I don't even like "manscaping."

[skcin]

^I'm not into hair, but I think I would be a little creeped out if my man shaved everywhere. My husband has very little body hair, so no worried here.

Originally Posted by HomerMcvie

I have zero strap-on experience.
I do have a friend, though, who'd told me, in front of his wife, that he likes for her to use a little dildo on him, when they're having sex.

We have a friend who let a chick bend him over a picnic table. And he TOLD us this, like we're ever going to let it go.

Originally Posted by daniellaaarisen

Kinda like the WeVibe right? I REALLY want one of those...... how does your husband like the Jelly C?

We both like it, but it's definitely more for me.

Originally Posted by carrie721

true. the internet is the "great equalizer" when it comes to vocabularical innoventions.
on the flip side, as a crusty old prescriptivist, i feel the need to be more vigilant in these trying times of word anarchy.

Ha. You're crusty.

Originally Posted by RickRobert

Real dicks look pretty vile

Agreed. Not that attractive.

Originally Posted by markolas

D!cks are beautiful. Are you kidding me?

Meh.

Originally Posted by sparky

And many others, who I always thought were uptight, self centered, baggage laden human seven alarm clown shows have proven me utterly correct in my online psych profiles.

F*ck you Sparky!

Originally Posted by ButterCookie

How on earth can you guys itch after shaving... anywhere?

I give my legs a once over every other day and I can safely say they never itch after shaving. Nor do my nethers, for the record. Or my under arms. What's wrong with you?

Except for once when I used that hair removal cream ****? Yeah, I thought "going to see Debbie Harry, make self look good, don't care if she won't see" and I left it on my right leg WAY too long I'm still trying to clear up the allergic reaction. It's grim.

It usually itches the first time you shave an area. And Nair/Nads? Made by the devil. Awful stuff.

[ontheEdgeof17]

Originally Posted by Johnny Stew

I do shave the twins these days though.

You have boobs?

[HomerMcvie]

Originally Posted by skcin

We have a friend who let a chick bend him over a picnic table. And he TOLD us this, like we're ever going to let it go.


It usually itches the first time you shave an area. And Nair/Nads? Made by the devil. Awful stuff.

So do women really go out and buy strap ons?
I have one porno, where a women screws the guy with one, but other than that, I don't think I've ever seen a strap on, in real life.

So why does it itch, only the first time?

Like I said, I did it once in 9th grade, and the itch was mind boggling!!!!!!! I remember sitting in class, and it was all I could do, not to rip my pants down, and go at it with a wire brush! I swore, Never Going Back Again! Now, I'm just a trimmer. About a 1/2"!

[Spoinny]

Originally Posted by HomerMcvie

So do women really go out and buy strap ons?
I have one porno, where a women screws the guy with one, but other than that, I don't think I've ever seen a strap on, in real life.

So why does it itch, only the first time?

Like I said, I did it once in 9th grade, and the itch was mind boggling!!!!!!! I remember sitting in class, and it was all I could do, not to rip my pants down, and go at it with a wire brush! I swore, Never Going Back Again! Now, I'm just a trimmer. About a 1/2"!

Yes, my good friend's g/f has a strap on, she's always plugging his arse up with it, and he LOVES it!

[daniellaaarisen]

Originally Posted by skcin

We both like it, but it's definitely more for me.

I would definitely love something like that but I don't know how to best bring that up to my guy....

[Johnny Stew]

Originally Posted by ontheEdgeof17

You have boobs?

Nope, no boobs thankfully.

I was gonna say that I shave my sack, but I noticed that Louie asked us to refrain from getting too course. Good thing I avoided that, huh?

[Spoinny]

Originally Posted by Johnny Stew

Nope, no boobs thankfully.

I was gonna say that I shave my sack, but I noticed that Louie asked us to refrain from getting too course. Good thing I avoided that, huh?

Uh I think that line was passed about 100 pages ago

[Johnny Stew]

Originally Posted by HomerMcvie

So why does it itch, only the first time?

I think it's due to the fact that the skin in that area is so sensitive. Once you've shaved it a couple of times, it's not as easily irritated.

[Johnny Stew]

Originally Posted by Spoinny

Uh I think that line was passed about 100 pages ago

Good point!

[louielouie2000]

Originally Posted by Spoinny

Uh I think that line was passed about 100 pages ago

Originally Posted by Johnny Stew

Good point!

Yes, and if the thread strays again it'll probably have to be shut down. Let's keep our language creative and/or clinical so the thread can live on. So many of us enjoy it. Mainly, let's refrain from coarse words for body parts and bodily acts. Y'all know I support this thread and think it's a great thing when people can discuss taboo issues openly. I just don't want this thread to become a liability to this board and it's owner. Thanks for understanding!

[BTFLCHLD]

I am in still in possession of my favorite picture of an armpit.

hi sparky

[Annabell Lee]

Originally Posted by Spoinny

Yes, my good friend's g/f has a strap on, she's always plugging his arse up with it, and he LOVES it!

You know that's where a man's g-spot is don't you ?

[Spoinny]

Originally Posted by Annabell Lee

You know that's where a man's g-spot is don't you ?

Yes, right next to the P spot