TMI thread. Discussion of sensitive ADULT issues/triggers. Enter with awareness!

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^I'm not into hair, but I think I would be a little creeped out if my man shaved everywhere. My husband has very little body hair, so no worried here.

Originally Posted by HomerMcvie

I have zero strap-on experience.
I do have a friend, though, who'd told me, in front of his wife, that he likes for her to use a little dildo on him, when they're having sex.

We have a friend who let a chick bend him over a picnic table. And he TOLD us this, like we're ever going to let it go.

Originally Posted by daniellaaarisen

Kinda like the WeVibe right? I REALLY want one of those...... how does your husband like the Jelly C?

We both like it, but it's definitely more for me.

Originally Posted by carrie721

true. the internet is the "great equalizer" when it comes to vocabularical innoventions.
on the flip side, as a crusty old prescriptivist, i feel the need to be more vigilant in these trying times of word anarchy.

Ha. You're crusty.

Originally Posted by RickRobert

Real dicks look pretty vile

Agreed. Not that attractive.

Originally Posted by markolas

D!cks are beautiful. Are you kidding me?

Meh.

Originally Posted by sparky

And many others, who I always thought were uptight, self centered, baggage laden human seven alarm clown shows have proven me utterly correct in my online psych profiles.

F*ck you Sparky!

Originally Posted by ButterCookie

How on earth can you guys itch after shaving... anywhere?

I give my legs a once over every other day and I can safely say they never itch after shaving. Nor do my nethers, for the record. Or my under arms. What's wrong with you?

Except for once when I used that hair removal cream ****? Yeah, I thought "going to see Debbie Harry, make self look good, don't care if she won't see" and I left it on my right leg WAY too long I'm still trying to clear up the allergic reaction. It's grim.

It usually itches the first time you shave an area. And Nair/Nads? Made by the devil. Awful stuff.