TMI thread. Discussion of sensitive ADULT issues/triggers. Enter with awareness!

[daniellaaarisen]

Originally Posted by skcin

I told ya'll about the Jelly C Ring already. I highly recommend it.

Kinda like the WeVibe right? I REALLY want one of those...... how does your husband like the Jelly C?

[daniellaaarisen]

Originally Posted by louielouie2000

I've had so many straight folks ask me this question... male and female alike. My answer is always the same: if anal sex was messy and poo filled, gay men would have no part of it! I haven't been a "receiver" in quite a few years, but I can tell you that I personally never would "receive" without proper preparation... evacuation as you put it . To my knowledge, all the guys who have received me have done the same thing. That is the underlying problem with gay sex, though. It's something you have to prepare for. And lemme tell ya, NOTHING can ruin the moment like having to stop making out with someone to go, umm.... evacuate. Unless you're a nasty ho, anal sex is just too much work for the most part... and I get by most of the time doing other things instead. That's just me, though.

From my experience/stories I've heard, the receiver should be okay as long as they've gone relatively recently. Unless you feel like you have to go, I don't think it'd be an issue. Hasn't been for me

Originally Posted by LittleCharmer

Says the bloke who shat in a garage..

SIAN, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

[daniellaaarisen]

Originally Posted by markolas

lol You can't just make up words.

Yes, yes you can. Shakespeare make up hundreds and got some weird reactions from his audiences/readers, but now we use them every day "LOL" and "OMG" just recently entered the OED-- someone made those up a few years back. The beauty of language is that it is versatile and continuously evolving.

[Spoinny]

prefer the top bunk

[carrie721]

Originally Posted by daniellaaarisen

Yes, yes you can. Shakespeare make up hundreds and got some weird reactions from his audiences/readers, but now we use them every day "LOL" and "OMG" just recently entered the OED-- someone made those up a few years back. The beauty of language is that it is versatile and continuously evolving.

to be fair, shakespeare was living in a time before "standard english" was a concept. to compare his use/abuse of english to contemporary use/abuse of english is to compare apples and oranges. furthermore, many words that were first recorded in shakespeare's manuscripts like "lumen" (light) have latin and greek roots - hardly a defense for "just making up words." shakespeare also spelled his own name like 12 different ways. maybe he was just dyslexic.

of course language is ever-evolving, but i tend to be pretty conservative regarding what constitutes a valid contribution to the language and what does not. what is the point of making up a word if one already exists to express what you're thinking? the point of language is to be precise and efficient (if you know what you're doing). what kind of noodle-brained bloviator thinks that what he/she is feeling is SO erudite and SO important that he needs to make up a word to express it? (see what i did there?)

not that i'm against the word "shat." i'm just a curmudgeonly prescriptivist.

Originally Posted by markolas

lol You can't just make up words. Of course, I'm probably the only person in the universe who still uses "he" and "his" as the gender-neutral plural pronouns. It drives me up a wall to hear or read someone say something like, "Each person should take off their shoes before entering the room."

it's gender-neutral singular, and no, you're not.

[daniellaaarisen]

Originally Posted by carrie721

of course language is ever-evolving, but i tend to be pretty conservative regarding what constitutes a valid contribution to the language and what does not. what is the point of making up a word if one already exists to express what you're thinking? the point of language is to be precise and efficient (if you know what you're doing). what kind of noodle-brained bloviator thinks that what he/she is feeling is SO erudite and SO important that he needs to make up a word to express it? (see what i did there?)

Agreed. Mark just sounded pretty black-or-white about it, and I wanted to point out the evolution of language didn't stop a few hundred years ago. Great example of this: urbandictionary.com. Although most of those words and phrases will never be "validated" and used universally, it shows the expansive influence that society has on language. We don't have the right to assume that our generation's contributions to language won't be critical in the future. The creation of valid words (those tried and tested over time) isn't limited to our great writers. I think that's the interesting thing about modern linguistics-- our entire society contributes to the major changes in language, like with the newest OED additions. Pretty cool.

[carrie721]

Originally Posted by daniellaaarisen

Agreed. Mark just sounded pretty black-or-white about it, and I wanted to point out the evolution of language didn't stop a few hundred years ago. Great example of this: urbandictionary.com. Although most of those words and phrases will never be "validated" and used universally, it shows the expansive influence that society has on language. We don't have the right to assume that our generation's contributions to language won't be critical in the future. The creation of valid words (those tried and tested over time) isn't limited to our great writers. I think that's the interesting thing about modern linguistics-- our entire society contributes to the major changes in language, like with the newest OED additions. Pretty cool.

true. the internet is the "great equalizer" when it comes to vocabularical innoventions.

on the flip side, as a crusty old prescriptivist, i feel the need to be more vigilant in these trying times of word anarchy.

[LittleCharmer]

Originally Posted by sorcerer999

strap on a big one and pound them up the bum?

Brilliant. :')

I'm pretty sure I would never use a strap-on. They look pretty vile.

Originally Posted by daniellaaarisen

SIAN, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

Forever reciprocated. You make me wish we were men so I could call you my brother from another mother. (Is there a female equivalent?)

[RickRobert]

Originally Posted by LittleCharmer

Brilliant. :')

I'm pretty sure I would never use a strap-on. They look pretty vile.

Real dicks look pretty vile

[LittleCharmer]

Originally Posted by RickRobert

Real dicks look pretty vile

I think they're rather excellent, myself.

[SapphireSister]

Now that this thread has literally turned to sh*t, I'm outtie .

[Silver Springs]

Originally Posted by LittleCharmer

Brilliant. :')
Forever reciprocated. You make me wish we were men so I could call you my brother from another mother. (Is there a female equivalent?)

Sister from another Mister.

[SapphireSister]

So has anyone ever masturbated to Stevie Nicks (you know you have)? Share...

[cristochango]

Originally Posted by SapphireSister

So has anyone ever masturbated to Stevie Nicks (you know you have)? Share...

A select few ledgies know about "Three in a Row with Stevie Nicks."

[LittleCharmer]

Originally Posted by Silver Springs

Sister from another Mister.

That's the ticket!

I couldn't masturbate over Stevie. I refuse to besmirch her in such a manner in my own head.