TMI thread. Discussion of sensitive ADULT issues/triggers. Enter with awareness! - Page 77

markolas · #**1141** 03-29-2011, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by HejiraNYC

Well, at least a jock is proximal to the "standard" sex organ on a man... but feet are just... kind of there.

It has no (direct) sexual/reproductive function for a man or a woman, so, again, it's just a bit baffling to me.

Lips, hands, and eyes don't have any direct sexual or reproductive function either, but they can be sexually attractive features, nonetheless. But I think stuff like this sort of defies explanation. If you're not into it, you're not into it.

And I still think jock straps look ridiculous. Especially in a porn when the guy is on all fours, wearing one while he's getting plowed. Why don't they just draw a face on his butt with lipstick? It wouldn't look any less silly.

Then there's that whole tanline thing. A guy will have an even tan everywhere, but his @$$ is pasty white. It's gross.

fringed n fab · #**1142** 03-29-2011, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by markolas

Lips, hands, and eyes don't have any direct sexual or reproductive function either, but they can be sexually attractive features, nonetheless. But I think stuff like this sort of defies explanation. If you're not into it, you're not into it.

And I still think jock straps look ridiculous. Especially in a porn when the guy is on all fours, wearing one while he's getting plowed. Why don't they just draw a face on his butt with lipstick? It wouldn't look any less silly.

Then there's that whole tanline thing. A guy will have an even tan everywhere, but his @$$ is pasty white. It's gross.

I found gay porn stupid and corny. I don't know anyone in real life who acts like that when meeting someone then having automatic sex and it look so stupid. As far as jock straps though, I think if a man has a nice body they look good in them. As far as being tan and tanlines, I never liked them either but I keep a pretty even tan but did give up going to the tanning bed and fully tanning myself about 6 or 7 years ago. Partly because I wanted to take better care of myself and skin approaching 30 and I started realizing people are basically just microwaving themselves in those things and it's not healthy. I'd rather stay safe which is most important and on the vanity side of things I'd much rather be a little pale and youthful than looking dark and older with leathery skin. Too much is too much when you look at obsessive tanners.

Edit: When I go to the beach, especially the harsh Summer sun down here all Summer, I will tan only so much and then try my best to stay under an umbrella or chair the rest of the time as much as I can while I'm there, or at least until the sun starts to go down. You can really bake fast down here in no time if you're not careful. Whether you're trying to or not.

louielouie2000 · #**1143** 03-29-2011, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by markolas

And I still think jock straps look ridiculous.

And here I thought I was the only gay man who felt that way!

fringed n fab · #**1144** 03-29-2011, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by louielouie2000

And here I thought I was the only gay man who felt that way!

Louie with your build you would look sexy in a jockstrap : x

vivfox · #**1145** 03-29-2011, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by markolas

Lips, hands, and eyes don't have any direct sexual or reproductive function either, but they can be sexually attractive features, nonetheless.

Ooooh yes, they do.

P.S. I'm glad you, Shane and I like my sig pic.

markolas · #**1146** 03-29-2011, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by fringed n fab

I found gay porn stupid and corny. I don't know anyone in real life who acts like that when meeting someone then having automatic sex and it look so stupid.

The corniness is part of the charm, for me. The more cheesy dialogue, the more enjoyable it is for me. I like being able to laugh while I get off, but apparently not many others feel that way. I had a f*ckbuddy once who got kind of offended when I made a joke (not about him, I just said something generally funny, I think) while I was boning him. He growled "This isn't the time for jokes." I mean, geez...lighten the hell up.

Weirdest scene in a porn: it's was a military-themed flick, and the soldier is having sex w/ his chaplain. At the end of the film, they're walking around outside the barracks or whatever, and the chaplain is giving a spiel to the soldier about accepting Jesus as his savior. A "wtf?" moment for sure, but I thought it was terribly funny. Oh, and when the chaplain was f*cking him, he said something about seeing the light and following the way, or something.

I keep a list of funny porn movie lines. Is that weird?

markolas · #**1147** 03-29-2011, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by louielouie2000

And here I thought I was the only gay man who felt that way!

I think we may be the only ones. I have a list of crap that irritates/turns me off when I'm watching porn.

skcin · #**1148** 03-29-2011, 12:54 PM

Porn is absurd in general, I don't think it's limited to gay porn. Most of it is just silly - I roll my eyes too much to watch it very often.

Feet? I'm not disgusted by them but they don't turn me on either. I have a friend (straight woman) who wears a size 9 shoe (HUGE for a woman who is only 5'4") and has really long toes - like, an long as my thumb. Now THAT grosses me out.

HomerMcvie · #**1149** 03-29-2011, 01:23 PM

I'm not much on feet. Generally, I find them disgusting. I have sucked on a toe or two in my time(but not more than a few times), but only because I felt my date was a 10, and I was off the charts horny!

fringed n fab · #**1150** 03-29-2011, 01:24 PM

Look at that build and those feet

skcin · #**1151** 03-29-2011, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by fringed n fab

Look at that build and those feet

The fact that his feet are cut off in the first pic cracked me up.

I'm not a big fan of really beefy guys (or chicks, for that matter.) I like firm & tone but this dude's a bit too muscular for my taste. Not that you asked what I thought...

markolas · #**1152** 03-29-2011, 03:18 PM

I can appreciate a beefy guy, but I don't go nuts over them. This guy is a little too pretty for my taste. Generally, I prefer a guy with some semblance of body hair and slightly more mature look than this guy is sporting.

louielouie2000 · #**1153** 03-29-2011, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by skcin

I'm not a big fan of really beefy guys (or chicks, for that matter.) I like firm & tone but this dude's a bit too muscular for my taste.

His thighs are very creepy to me. Otherwise, he's a nice looking guy. But much like you, I prefer a leaner and less beefy look... aka soccer player type bod.

fringed n fab · #**1154** 03-29-2011, 05:39 PM

That's Christian Boeving. He's a bodybuilder and I used to watch his workout show every morning years ago set in Barbados against that blue water. I just used him as a quick example of sexy. I don't have one set "type". But I'll take me a 6'5 230+ pound man anyday. Just like a lot of women, me being only 5'7 I find a big n tall man quite sexy to look up to. It's that whole thing. Shorter men can be sexy too though, everyone has their own way of being sexy.

Yes I have the issue and no, he didn't show everything and kept it tasteful and teasing.

louielouie2000 · #**1155** 03-29-2011, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by fringed n fab

me being only 5'7 I find a big n tall man quite sexy to look up to. It's that whole thing.

I'm 6'3" and ~200 pounds, and when a guy walks past me who is taller than I am, I find it intensely erotic for some reason!

Probably because there are so very few people who are taller than I am.

I just don't like overly beefy/muscular dudes. Doesn't do much for me. I like big(ish) arms... but only to a point. Big muscular legs are kinda oogie to me. I think the husband on Ghost Whisperer is perfection, for instance. He's nicely defined without being a meat head: