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09-19-2007, 08:23 AM
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ATTN: Kentuckians...
After having dug to a depth of 10 meters last year, Scottish scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago
Not to be outdone by the Scots, in the weeks that followed, British scientists dug to a depth of 20 meters, and shortly after, headlines in the UK newspapers read: "British archaeologists have found traces of 200 year old copper wire and have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the Scots." One week later, "The Bubba Klub", a Cental City, Kentucky newsletter reported the following: "After digging as deep as 30 meters in corn fields near Rockport, Kentucky (Bobby Lee) a self taught archaeologist (and idiot), reported that he found absolutely nothing. Bobby Lee has therefore concluded that: "300 years ago Western Kentucky had already gone wireless."
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09-19-2007, 09:27 AM
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It's her "north-of-the-border" jealousy. 
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09-19-2007, 09:35 AM
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Not to turn this into a joke thread, but here's one of my favorites:
How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? Give it a blowjob! 
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09-19-2007, 09:38 AM
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09-19-2007, 09:48 AM
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"Dammit, I wish I were a Yankee..."
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09-19-2007, 09:53 AM
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09-19-2007, 09:54 AM
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 Where o' where is she???
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09-19-2007, 03:10 PM
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wow.. just wow.
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09-19-2007, 03:53 PM
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btw.. she's read it and she says she knows where you both live and she's coming for you
 Not sure how long you have left but I know a couple of write-your-own-will websites if you're interested 
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09-19-2007, 04:02 PM
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09-19-2007, 04:22 PM
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 But who gets your dogs?
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09-19-2007, 05:49 PM
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btw, i'll stock up on yellow mustard before i'm taken out, i wouldn't want you to spend the rest of your life wondering what all the fuss is about 
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