ATTN: Kentuckians...
 

After having dug to a depth of 10 meters last year, Scottish scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago

Not to be outdone by the Scots, in the weeks that followed, British scientists dug to a depth of 20 meters, and shortly after, headlines in the UK newspapers read:

"British archaeologists have found traces of 200 year old copper wire and have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the Scots."

One week later, "The Bubba Klub", a Cental City, Kentucky newsletter reported the following: "After digging as deep as 30 meters in corn fields near Rockport, Kentucky (Bobby Lee) a self taught archaeologist (and idiot), reported that he found absolutely nothing.


Bobby Lee has therefore concluded that: "300 years ago Western Kentucky had already gone wireless."

thats hilarious!

bwahahahahaaaaaaaaaa oh, micheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelle!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

She's going to kill me.
It's her "north-of-the-border" jealousy.

:lol::lol::lol:

Not to turn this into a joke thread, but here's one of my favorites:


How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?














Give it a blowjob! :laugh:

Or a Kentuckian...

she wishes she could be from indiana or ohio :D :D :D

Yeah, that's why she's always ragging on us.

"Dammit, I wish I were a Yankee..."

even after all the trashtalk she's done, we'd still take her in ... we're a forgiving bunch. right? right? :laugh: ;)

I don't know... she's talked a lot of trash... :o

Where o' where is she???

wow.. just wow.

btw.. she's read it and she says she knows where you both live and she's coming for you :shrug: Not sure how long you have left but I know a couple of write-your-own-will websites if you're interested :p

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

i leave all my crackers and condiments to you. everything else goes to my dogs. :laugh:

Most generous :blob2: :laugh: But who gets your dogs? :p

michelle. she orphaned them, she can take care of my neurotic little hounds :laugh:

btw, i'll stock up on yellow mustard before i'm taken out, i wouldn't want you to spend the rest of your life wondering what all the fuss is about :D