Would you? I have to know

[jannieC]

I would definitely do it, but I would never ever tell the dentist or anyone else. I would just say I found it in my food and could you please sterilize it really well before you put it back in? Holy shi*t that is the funniest story ever.

[camchristo]

Holy shiite. I just don't know. I think probably not but then I think how many clothes $1000 can buy.

By the way Oral Ex., what was your vote?

Oh, and please do tell why gold is better than porcelain. And herrr I thought it was just a G thang.

[sara1998]

LMMFAO!!! I can't believe some of the **** you put up with working in a dentist's office. This is hilarious. I won't find a story for the rest of the week to top this one.

I voted it depends on how broke I was.... hahaha!

[danax6]

Digging through my crap to save a thousand bucks? Probably yes. I'm not ashamed to admit it. There's a lot of things you can do with 1000 dollars. But the putting the tooth back in my own mouth part has me going... no way in hell. That is just gross, gross, gross. I would probably think about that every day for the rest of my life. How I have a tooth in my mouth that used to be inside my bowels. No way, Jose.

[shackin'up]

Dig through my **** to earn a planeticket, a couple of Lindseyshows, Best westernhotels and a dodge for rent?

WITH MY TONGUE!!!!!

[Stew_Matthews]

Originally Posted by shackin'up

Dig through my **** to earn a planeticket, a couple of Lindseyshows, Best westernhotels and a dodge for rent?

WITH MY TONGUE!!!!!

.........No....No.....No..............!!!!!

I can't believe you'd do that....................

[SuzeQuze]

Originally Posted by buckymcnix

depends on how broke i am and how long since my last pizza.

Hehe, love your location.

I so would dig thru it.

[JazmenFlowers]

Michelle, you sick ****. this is the funniest, um, **** you've come up with yet. hilarious. and I'd have to say that it would depend on how broke I was. and we're talking broke. before I could do that. but I sure as hell wouldn't tell anyone.

Originally Posted by HomerMcvie

Boy, your breath smells like ****! Hey, that's my tooth, not my breath!

can I just say I spontaneously erupted into laughter when I read this. I know the peeps in the office next to me are thinking I'm looney

[golddustwoman77]

I, for one, would not dig through crap for anything that was going into my mouth. The idea just grosses me out.

[skcin]

My mind says yes, but I don't say yes. I don't think I could do it. But I'd definitely consider it - that's a lot of money!

[mikeschmike]

Originally Posted by skcin

My mind says yes, but I don't say yes. I don't think I could do it. But I'd definitely consider it - that's a lot of money!

But it's poop money! If I did manage to work up the nerve to dig it out, I would have it melted down into something else. It would not be going back into my mouth. Ever.

[SuzeQuze]

Originally Posted by buckymcnix

thank you - yours too .

Thank you

And for those of you who can afford to let a grand go to waste (so to speak) I'm in the market for a Sugar Daddy!

Also, you can sterilize anything by boiling it.

[mikeschmike]

Originally Posted by buckymcnix

{visualize schmikey on street corner in trench coat and sun glasses whispering to passer-bys)

"slightly used gold tooth, who needs a slightly used gold tooth?"

Why buy new when slightly digested will do?

point of the story?
Michelle is gross, disgusting and has a little brown spot on her ear.

I say by the end of today, someone will have that as their signature.

Poor Michelle...

[DrummerDeanna]

Originally Posted by sara1998

I can't believe some of the **** you put up with working in a dentist's office.

Literally!

[Sarah]

I'm going to have to be totally honest and say yes, yes I would to save 1,000 bucks. For me, it's like.. mouths are disgusting and infested with bacteria anyway. The thing was completely sterilized before it was put back in. So, in my mind, it's kind of like it's cleaner after he crapped it out and had it put back in than it was when it was just sitting in his mouth.

That's a thousand dollars, people. Sure, I'd be gagging while I was trying to retrieve it, but hey.. put some gloves on and get a coffee stir or something.. find the damn thing, pluck it out, and throw it in the sink, then in some alcohol. Ziplock that mother and take it in for proper cleaning and placement. No biggie. 2 minutes of queasy saved a G.

Now, a crown that someone else had crapped out? That's a bit of a different story. Some people have more disgusting crap than others.

Did you ask him if it hurt to pass?