How long before before you put out?

[Johnny Stew]

Originally Posted by The Tower

Me- I'm a big, ole macho, straight, hetersexual, pussy-eating chiffonhead.

Me too, brah.

I can't wait for shore-leave so I can get me some f***in' poontang.

[JazmenFlowers]

Originally Posted by Johnny Stew

Good thing I didn't say anything about pepperoni sticks.

don't forget kielbasa!

[mikeschmike]

Originally Posted by JazmenFlowers

don't forget kielbasa!

Your sig is killing me.

[foxyluva]

Originally Posted by Musicman408

Nope, never had a boyfriend. Not gay here, sorry.

Gosh - Im so disapointed

[BlackWidow]

Originally Posted by foxyluva

Gosh - Im so disapointed

[BlackWidow]

Originally Posted by JazmenFlowers

don't forget kielbasa!

[gretchen]

Originally Posted by markolas

It's whatever you're most comfortable with.

I agree!!!!! My fiancee and I knew we were in love before we even told each other. We worked together and things just started with laughing at company functions, talking at staff meetings... I just knew I loved him, he was wonderful on the eyes and so kind...and I felt in my soul he loved me....after about a month of flirting, I couldn't take it anymore, (keeping it to myself that I loved him) I had to tell him. When I did he said he loved me too. Christ, I felt an adrenaline rush and I had a rash on my chest. It was like a frickin Supernova the first time we kissed, and after a glass of wine, we made love, not just sex. Eight wonderful years and a beautiful life later, here we are engaged.

Okay though, in college I did have a few one-night stands, but I have always been a very deeply sensitive person who didn't f*kc around casually. Always loved very deeply and intensely. I'm just not a casual person I guess when it comes to sex. But I love hittng it with my Sweetie, I think I'm a perv, wait, I am a perv....oh ya!

[BlackWidow]

Originally Posted by gretchen

I agree!!!!! My fiancee and I knew we were in love before we even told each other. We worked together and things just started with laughing at company functions, talking at staff meetings... I just knew I loved him, he was wonderful on the eyes and so kind...and I felt in my soul he loved me....after about a month of flirting, I couldn't take it anymore, (keeping it to myself that I loved him) I had to tell him. When I did he said he loved me too. Christ, I felt an adrenaline rush and I had a rash on my chest. It was like a frickin Supernova the first time we kissed, and after a glass of wine, we made love, not just sex. Eight wonderful years and a beautiful life later, here we are engaged.

Okay though, in college I did have a few one-night stands, but I have always been a very deeply sensitive person who didn't f*kc around casually. Always loved very deeply and intensely. I'm just not a casual person I guess when it comes to sex. But I love hittng it with my Sweetie, I think I'm a perv, wait, I am a perv....oh ya!

[strandinthewind]

Originally Posted by The Tower

Yeah, I liked how Brandon was trying the whole "Bi - I've - Got - A - Girlfriend" thing for those three or four months there, too . . . .

Bless his Coulter lovin heart

Also - your new name is Towie the labia licker!

Of course, Towie the vulva vacuum is a close second

[BlackWidow]

Originally Posted by strandinthewind

Bless his Coulter lovin heart

Also - your new name is Towie the labia licker!

Of course, Towie the vulva vacuum is a close second

[michelle2677]

Originally Posted by BlackWidow

Originally Posted by BlackWidow

Originally Posted by BlackWidow

are we going to have to take the smilies away from you??? seriously.

[BlackWidow]

Originally Posted by michelle2677

are we going to have to take the smilies away from you??? seriously.

[Sarah]

Although there are several exceptions, I put my vote on first date. I really only date people I want to bang, anyway, so why should I wait? It's not like I have morals.

In my current relationship, it was like a Day 2 thing.

[The Tower]

Originally Posted by strandinthewind

Also - your new name is Towie the labia licker!

Of course, Towie the vulva vacuum is a close second

Nazzzzty.

Never in my life would I ever even come close to doing anything even remotely close to that, Ms. Pattie.

Originally Posted by michelle2677

are we going to have to take the smilies away from you??? seriously.

Please do!

[michelle2677]

Originally Posted by The Tower

Please do!

If I had the powers, it would be done already!!!