Random Questions/New Hijack Thread - Page 8

JazmenFlowers · #**106** 02-16-2007, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by carrie721

damn straight.

LICK MY TOES!!!!!

um, ewww.

(notice the comedic effect of going from character acting to Valley Girl in 0.02 seconds)

BlackWidow · #**107** 02-16-2007, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by JazmenFlowers

um, ewww.

(notice the comedic effect of going from character acting to Valley Girl in 0.02 seconds)

...as if! (W)

carrie721 · #**108** 02-16-2007, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by JazmenFlowers

um, ewww.

(notice the comedic effect of going from character acting to Valley Girl in 0.02 seconds)

you are, like, totally a genius!

totallehh.

BlackWidow · #**109** 02-16-2007, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by carrie721

you are, like, totally a genius!

totallehh.

O

MA

GA!

michelle2677 · #**110** 03-16-2007, 04:01 PM

so I didn't know where to put this, but it cracked my ass up.

My friend told me this story last night.

Last weekend her husband was on call. He had been gone for a few hours and then came home. She was there cooking dinner in her Christmas tree flannel pajamas (she stressed to me.."they had Christmas trees"

) anyway. she finished dinner, and he got another call to leave. As he was walking out, she told him "o.k. I'll keep you a plate for later tonight"

He got overly excited about a plate of dinner and smiled and said "OK!!!!"

about an hour and a half later, he comes in and she's in bed watching tv. Still in Christmas tree pj's. Except now she had a heating pad on her Left elbow and one on her Right knee. He got in bed and started "snuggling"

She pushed him away and he got so pissed off.

"WHAT!? were you just TEASING me earlier?!!"
"earlier? huh? what are you talking about?"

he said "earlier! when you told me you'd keep me up late tonight"

estranged4life · #**111** 03-16-2007, 04:05 PM

your blood pool inside a cut? Looks eerie doesnt it?

carrie721 · #**112** 03-16-2007, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by michelle2677

so I didn't know where to put this, but it cracked my ass up.

HAHA. i seriously had to read that 3 times before it made sense. that's hilarious.

michelle2677 · #**113** 03-16-2007, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by estranged4life

your blood pool inside a cut? Looks eerie doesnt it?

no but my friend had her baby a few weeks ago. The next day they were taking out her IV, but left the needle in and then proceded to take her BP. Shot across the room

the girl said she had NEVER had that happen. sure

it was still pretty funny.

ontheEdgeof17 · #**114** 03-16-2007, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by michelle2677

no but my friend had her baby a few weeks ago. The next day they were taking out her IV, but left the needle in and then proceded to take her BP. Shot across the room

the girl said she had NEVER had that happen. sure

it was still pretty funny.

That's what she gets for having Paula as her nurse. Next time, call me.

michelle2677 · #**115** 03-16-2007, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by carrie721

HAHA. i seriously had to read that 3 times before it made sense. that's hilarious.

I know.

and I think he's actually still pissed

michelle2677 · #**116** 03-16-2007, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by ontheEdgeof17

That's what she gets for having Paula as her nurse. Next time, call me.

will do, darlin'

estranged4life · #**117** 03-16-2007, 04:27 PM

I've been to the ER I have yet to have my wife as my nurse

She would have enjoyed poking my wound to deaden it before the staple, just so she could say "See, your ass is owned now bitch!" (This is the same woman, who as I drove the car after giving blood, yanked the damn bandage off my hairy arm in one fast yank!!! Frikkin sneak attack - ouch!)

My hand is healing nicely, but hilariously the wound with the staples closing it up now looks like a, uh, well....A 'certain' female body part

Brian "P**syhand" j.