Random Questions/New Hijack Thread

[michelle2677]

so I didn't know where to put this, but it cracked my ass up.


My friend told me this story last night.



Last weekend her husband was on call. He had been gone for a few hours and then came home. She was there cooking dinner in her Christmas tree flannel pajamas (she stressed to me.."they had Christmas trees" ) anyway. she finished dinner, and he got another call to leave. As he was walking out, she told him "o.k. I'll keep you a plate for later tonight"

He got overly excited about a plate of dinner and smiled and said "OK!!!!"

about an hour and a half later, he comes in and she's in bed watching tv. Still in Christmas tree pj's. Except now she had a heating pad on her Left elbow and one on her Right knee. He got in bed and started "snuggling" She pushed him away and he got so pissed off.

"WHAT!? were you just TEASING me earlier?!!"
"earlier? huh? what are you talking about?"

he said "earlier! when you told me you'd keep me up late tonight"