Stevie in unlikely places

[amber]

Originally Posted by carrie721

oh god, i don't want to risk getting a glimpse of THAT bea-ver.

I am now required by the rules outlined in the Universal Pun Protocol to hate you. Do not make me issue you a citation in accordance with the UPP.












*Yes, yes, I was laughing. So what?! Why don't you come over here and say that?!*

[carrie721]

Originally Posted by amber

I am now required by the rules outlined in the Universal Pun Protocol to hate you. Do not make me issue you a citation in accordance with the UPP.












*Yes, yes, I was laughing. So what?! Why don't you come over here and say that?!*

i will need a citation from the UPP before i accept the charges.

i feel a song coming on ...

You down with UPP? (Yeah you know me)
You down with UPP? (Yeah you know me)
You down with UPP? (Yeah you know me)
Who's down with UPP? (Every last homie)
You down with UPP? (Yeah you know me)
You down with UPP? (Yeah you know me)
You down with UPP? (Yeah you know me)
Who's down with UPP? (All the homies)

[amber]

Originally Posted by carrie721

i will need a citation from the UPP before i accept the charges.

i feel a song coming on ...

You down with UPP? (Yeah you know me)
You down with UPP? (Yeah you know me)
You down with UPP? (Yeah you know me)
Who's down with UPP? (Every last homie)
You down with UPP? (Yeah you know me)
You down with UPP? (Yeah you know me)
You down with UPP? (Yeah you know me)
Who's down with UPP? (All the homies)

Well, while you have managed to distract the UPP, you are newly mired in deep sh*t, as the Bad Pun Making Fun of the Universal Pun Protocol despots are after you. Run while you can. They're a bunch of crabby 30 year olds who can't believe that song was ever born, nor understand why everyone knows it.
"A bunch" means me. "30" means 32.
"coming after you" means I'm actually going to the airport right now, eschewing all my Christmas plans, because my desire to kick your ass is that strong. I'm typing this on my mobile web enabled phone, from the airport shuttle. Your bionic snacks will not dissuade me, so you can put down that shopping list right now. Neither chip nor donut, nor candybar, nor stealth of beer, will keep me from kicking your ass.

[carrie721]

Originally Posted by amber

Well, while you have managed to distract the UPP, you are newly mired in deep sh*t, as the Bad Pun Making Fun of the Universal Pun Protocol despots are after you. Run while you can. They're a bunch of crabby 30 year olds who can't believe that song was ever born, nor understand why everyone knows it.
"A bunch" means me. "30" means 32.
"coming after you" means I'm actually going to the airport right now, eschewing all my Christmas plans, because my desire to kick your ass is that strong. I'm typing this on my mobile web enabled phone, from the airport shuttle. Your bionic snacks will not dissuade me, so you can put down that shopping list right now. Neither chip nor donut, nor candybar, nor stealth of beer, will keep me from kicking your ass.

so some could argue, then, that you are the "army with harmony" and you are going to "drop a load on [me]"?

i'm not worried, though, because when the UPP comes, damn skippy i'm with it!

mm, skippy. i'm making delicious peanut butter cookies, and i have chipsandguac. you'll nevah get me, UPP ... nevah!

[amber]

Originally Posted by carrie721

so some could argue, then, that you are the "army with harmony" and you are going to "drop a load on [me]"?

i'm not worried, though, because when the UPP comes, damn skippy i'm with it!

mm, skippy. i'm making delicious peanut butter cookies, and i have chipsandguac. you'll nevah get me, UPP ... nevah!

Your chipsandguac shield has no effect on me, and I don't understand anything else you just said.
Wait, "peanut butter". Okay, I know what that is.
Why the hell is everyone around here always baking something? Am I from an alternate universe? The one where fresh baked cookies aren't always available? Where no one even ever eats that many cookies? WTF? I had fresh baked cookies like, 4 times when I was growing up. They were pretty good, though. I actually totally forgot about that "food group". I remember being stressed out because my cross fork marks in the peanut butter cookies (we usually had chocolate chip, though) weren't right. I'm sure they were fine, I just remember having performance anxiety about helping fork mark the cookies. lol.
i do have a mean salad I'm about to whip up, though. mmm, Christmas Salad...
Not.

[carrie721]

Originally Posted by amber

Your chipsandguac shield has no effect on me, and I don't understand anything else you just said.
Wait, "peanut butter". Okay, I know what that is.
Why the hell is everyone around here always baking something? Am I from an alternate universe? The one where fresh baked cookies aren't always available? Where no one even ever eats that many cookies? WTF?
i do have a mean salad I'm about to whip up, though. mmm, Christmas Salad...
Not.

haha ... yeah, the nonsense was just OPP lyrics. because i'm fly like that.

i'm actually not making cookies ... but i do have chipsandguac! mmmmm, chipsandguac, from trader joe's! delicious and inexpensive! yummmmm.

mmm, i should make a salad. i've got some romaine downstairs that isn't going to eat itself.

[amber]

Originally Posted by carrie721

haha ... yeah, the nonsense was just OPP lyrics. because i'm fly like that.

i'm actually not making cookies ... but i do have chipsandguac! mmmmm, chipsandguac, from trader joe's! delicious and inexpensive! yummmmm.

mmm, i should make a salad. i've got some romaine downstairs that isn't going to eat itself.

So you quoted lyrics I didn't know, and lied about a cookie you were never giving birth to. How can I trust you? *goes and cries, faith in cookies lost*


Yeah, I've been digging my salads, though not as much the past couple days, but for weeks before. It's cause I found this new dressing I like a lot. Marie's Bleu Cheese Vinagrette.
Okay, I wasn't going to go into the salad thing, or I was going to make a thread about it, but -
You know how "they" always tell you that you should try to eat a wide variety of fruits and veggies? All the color spectrum? So I've been doing this thing where every week when I shop for my salad, I get a different ingredient or two or more for it. A couple weeks ago, I realized I never eat onions and garlic, both of which are very good for you.(bad italian girl!) So I got those for them. I also don't eat mushrooms much, so I got those, cause I had just read about this kind that is really good for you. Once I got broccoli sprouts, once I got regular sprouts. I got some cherry tomatoes which lasted me two weeks.
Anyway, it's kind of cool. Due to my budget, I can only usually get one or two new things for my salad per week, but it has been delicious, I have to say. Oh, and I always have walnuts for the salad.
Also I have been sticking to green leaf lettuce. I used to get all different kinds of lettuce, but this one is both utilitarian, doesn't have a strong taste, cheap, and good for you.
Also, I eat salads with some selection from my lovely chopstick collection.
Ta Da! *Jazz hands!*

you could put all kinds of **** in a salad. Fruit and stuff. I'm not a fan of too much sweet with sour, but. The blue cheese vinagrette is great because it is made with apple cider vinegar, so it has a slight sweetness. But mixed with bleu cheesy vinegariness. I dunno, it's really good. And before that I usually had only either Caesar, ranch, or vinegar and oil dressing. Those are all very strong flavors, though, this dressing has a lighter flavorfulness. What with the bleu cheese and all...

[carrie721]

Originally Posted by amber

So you quoted lyrics I didn't know, and lied about a cookie you were never giving birth to. How can I trust you? *goes and cries, faith in cookies lost* etc

that is seriously exactly what i've been doing! no joke. i used to get those salad mixes, but now i only get romaine, because it, too, is utilitarian/subdued/cheap/etc. that vinaigrette sounds really good. my fave right now is a ginger/soy vinaigrette. yummmmm! i also eat my fake chicken stuff with it. delish. we need a salad thread. i mean, we have a soup thread ... it only makes sense.

[goldustsongbird]

Look, guys, I hate to interrupt yet another FOOD THREAD, but there's been a Shaniqualalalawhatever sighting in the area:

[Wild_Heart03]

Originally Posted by goldustsongbird

Remember when Stevie guest starred on GG??

First time in ages I visit the Stevie forum and this is what I'm greeted with. Lovely.

wonderful! I may have to contribute one or two.

[amber]

Originally Posted by carrie721

that is seriously exactly what i've been doing! no joke. i used to get those salad mixes, but now i only get romaine, because it, too, is utilitarian/subdued/cheap/etc. that vinaigrette sounds really good. my fave right now is a ginger/soy vinaigrette. yummmmm! i also eat my fake chicken stuff with it. delish. we need a salad thread. i mean, we have a soup thread ... it only makes sense.

It's like our salads were separated at birth....if you like ginger soy, you'll probably like the BCV. Actually, ginger soy sounds good. But there is no creamy cheesiness in it...

Originally Posted by Someonewhoknowsphotoshop

Look, guys, I hate to interrupt yet another FOOD THREAD, but there's been a Shaniqualalalawhatever sighting in the area:

crap, Stevie's down with UPP.

I would have posted funny stevie pics, lots, but I don't know photoshop. You know those random couple years between when everyone used computers, but they were different, then suddenly a few years later they were more like they are now, and everyone really, really got one? I call those years the early to early mid nineties. That's when I graduated high school. My point with that basically is that I am behind the learning curve. Forever. I never got that computer until a bit ago.

Is it bad that all I can think of is Stevie saying "ayyyyyyyy!" like the Fonz?

[goldustsongbird]

Originally Posted by Wild_Heart03

First time in ages I visit the Stevie forum and this is what I'm greeted with. Lovely.

wonderful! I may have to contribute one or two.

Damn straight! Do it!

Originally Posted by amber

crap, Stevie's down with UPP.

I would have posted funny stevie pics, lots, but I don't know photoshop. You know those random couple years between when everyone used computers, but they were different, then suddenly a few years later they were more like they are now, and everyone really, really got one? I call those years the early to early mid nineties. That's when I graduated high school. My point with that basically is that I am behind the learning curve. Forever. I never got that computer until a bit ago.

Is it bad that all I can think of is Stevie saying "ayyyyyyyy!" like the Fonz?

Well... Do you know paint? Use that, and it's even funnier, srsly.
I don't know if "ayyyyyyyy" is ghetto enough. Plus, she appears to be missing her other hand... the true mark of a gangsta.

[carrie721]

Originally Posted by amber

It's like our salads were separated at birth....if you like ginger soy, you'll probably like the BCV. Actually, ginger soy sounds good. But there is no creamy cheesiness in it...

true, but it's very low-cal, and still delicious. and healthy. and you can sprinkle some tasty bleu cheese or mozz on your salad!

crap, Stevie's down with UPP.

of course she is.

[amber]

Originally Posted by goldustsongbird

Damn straight! Do it!



Well... Do you know paint? Use that, and it's even funnier, srsly.
I don't know if "ayyyyyyyy" is ghetto enough. Plus, she appears to be missing her other hand... the true mark of a gangsta.

No. I can't draw in real life, and have never learned any computer things that draw. I literally got my first computer 2 years ago. I don't even think well in pictures. Maybe someday if I ever stop talking in words...mmmmm, words...
I'll get around to it someday, though!
Anyways, put pics of stevie swimming with dolphins or something...anything...pics make me laugh...

Of course "aaaayyyyyy" isn't ghetto enough, that is why that is what she's saying, and why it is hilarious. Don't think for one moment that Stevie wouldn't be the funny white girl, cause she would. hehehehe. She would be the type who did "thumbs up fonzie" in the midst of some ghetto stuff.

[goldustsongbird]

Originally Posted by amber

No. I can't draw in real life, and have never learned any computer things that draw. I don't even think well in pictures. Maybe someday if I ever stop talking in words...mmmmm, words...
I'll get around to it someday, though!
Anyways, put pics of stevie swimming with dolphins or something...anything...pics make me laugh...

Of course "aaaayyyyyy" isn't ghetto enough, that is why that is what she's saying, and why it is hilarious. Don't think for one moment that Stevie wouldn't be the funny white girl, cause she would. hehehehe. She would be the type who did "thumbs up fonzie" in the midst of some ghetto stuff.

lol, like Marineland Stevie? *gets ideas*

Hmm, Stevie in a wetsuit....