Okay, I got dissed tonight. - Page 4

strandinthewind · #46 12-16-2006, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by gldstwmn

Atta boy.

I am these days, however, becoming partial to tw*t - but, there is no need to be mutually exclusive

sparky · #47 12-16-2006, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Rickypt

She said, it's not an ipod, it's a nano. I said, I don't know what a nano is. She said, are you f*king old or something?

Sparky's response to this indiviudual:

"No I'm not f*cking old. I was, however, helping your f*ucking ungrateful slag ass look for something you think think you lost. Not anymore. If you find it, shove it up your ass, you silly little hag."

Johnny Stew · #48 12-16-2006, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Rickypt

A couple hours into the fun, a woman was frantically looking on the ground for something. I tried to help her, and she said she was looking for her ipod. I started looking all over with her. She said, it's not an ipod, it's a nano. I said, I don't know what a nano is. She said, are you f*king old or something?

I would've said "ohhhh... so that's what I just stepped on," and then walked away.

Bitch don't want no help -- bitch don't get no help.

Johnny Stew · #49 12-16-2006, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Rickypt

I know what an Ipod is....I just didn't know there were different names depending on their fricking sizes.

Everything gets a different name depending on its size.

Rickypt · #50 12-16-2006, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by sparky

Sparky's response to this indiviudual:

"No I'm not f*cking old. I was, however, helping your f*ucking ungrateful slag ass look for something you think think you lost. Not anymore. If you find it, shove it up your ass, you silly little hag."

Okay then, I need to start hanging out with you, Strand, and Stew so I can get a little help in these situations.

Aw, I think I should've just laughed it off like people said. Sometimes when I drink too much, I take things too personally. Makes me wonder if maybe I have issues about getting older....who the hell doesn't.

Johnny Stew · #51 12-16-2006, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Rickypt

Okay then, I need to start hanging out with you, Strand, and Stew so I can get a little help in these situations.

Aw, I think I should've just laughed it off like people said. Sometimes when I drink too much, I take things too personally. Makes me wonder if maybe I have issues about getting older....who the hell doesn't.

I'm kind and helpful to a fault, but I don't put up with rudeness. Especially from someone I'm trying to help. She'd have been on her own after that little comment.

And don't worry about getting older -- men only get better with age!

DavidMn · #52 12-16-2006, 04:42 PM

Ok I need to MAJORLY VENT HERE.

I am so sick and tired of these so called "Hipsters" thinking they can just run around and dictate what type of person someone is based on what technoligical goodie they have. If this bitch wouldve said that to me, I wolddve been like "Excuse me I only have a cd walkman, and if you have a problem TOO F***ING BAD. Cause it works for MY NEEDS and I hardly care about what some twat like you thinks".

strandinthewind · #53 12-16-2006, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by sparky

Sparky's response to this indiviudual:

"No I'm not f*cking old. I was, however, helping your f*ucking ungrateful slag ass look for something you think think you lost. Not anymore. If you find it, shove it up your ass, you silly little hag."

Actually, he could do like I thought about doing to the guy at Best Buy when they failed to fix my Ipod for the third time and hand it to him with a condom on it - thus suggesting in no uncertain terms where he could shove it.

Rickypt · #54 12-16-2006, 07:31 PM

Okay, if strand, sparky, and davidmn had been with me last night, I think the place might have erupted into a brawl!

amber · #55 12-16-2006, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Rickypt

Well, this is a thread I probably wouldn't have started if I had been sober.

It's kind of whiny on my part. At least I now know what a nano is and the way the whole karma thing goes, she's probably not going to see it ever again!

Thanks for the support, everyone.

No, these are the best kinds of threads - when you are out drinking and somebody is inexplicably and disproportionately rude to you, you must tell everyone.

See how much shock and amusement is has provided for all of us?
Also, I wish I could think as fast and say something exactly like what Sparky said...hahaha. Awesome.

And speaking of tech, I have an inexplicable and totally baseless lust right now for the LG Chocolate phone. My friend just got one...so...pretty...plays music...television...web browse...GPS.....
Have no real need for it at all, but somehow want it really bad.

carrie721 · #56 12-16-2006, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by amber

etc etc etc

every time i see your sig i have to sing along ... all the sayyyyy-hayem, alllll the sayyyyyy-hayem ...

Rickypt · #57 12-16-2006, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by amber

And speaking of tech, I have an inexplicable and totally baseless lust right now for the LG Chocolate phone. My friend just got one...so...pretty...plays music...television...web browse...GPS.....
Have no real need for it at all, but somehow want it really bad.

What is LG?

What is GPS?

BlackWidow · #58 12-23-2006, 01:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Rickypt

So, I went to my usual happy hour haunt today. It's a relatively tired gay bar for middle-aged dudes like me, but recently has become sort of "hip" for the downtown crowd.

A couple hours into the fun, a woman was frantically looking on the ground for something. I tried to help her, and she said she was looking for her ipod. I started looking all over with her. She said, it's not an ipod, it's a nano. I said, I don't know what a nano is. She said, are you f*king old or something?

Anyway.....I now know what a nano is. And I guess I've learned that I am f*king old. Since I was the only person in the bar trying to help her find her nanu nanu, it's a little odd she would diss me. I don't know, maybe it's good that she did? Or maybe hip young people shouldn't try to take over tired middle-aged gay guy bars?

OH HELL TO THE NO!!!!
I would have thrown down..like a barracade.