Okay, I got dissed tonight.
 

So, I went to my usual happy hour haunt today. It's a relatively tired gay bar for middle-aged dudes like me, but recently has become sort of "hip" for the downtown crowd.

A couple hours into the fun, a woman was frantically looking on the ground for something. I tried to help her, and she said she was looking for her ipod. I started looking all over with her. She said, it's not an ipod, it's a nano. I said, I don't know what a nano is. She said, are you f*king old or something?

Anyway.....I now know what a nano is. And I guess I've learned that I am f*king old. Since I was the only person in the bar trying to help her find her nanu nanu, it's a little odd she would diss me. I don't know, maybe it's good that she did? Or maybe hip young people shouldn't try to take over tired middle-aged gay guy bars?

:shrug: :shrug:

Yep :nod: all of the above. There oughta be a law..........

:eek: Wow...thanks for helping out a fellow human, huh? How rude...!

I would go with that last thing you wrote. :eek:

Isn't a Nano just a smaller version of an iPod?

Yes, this tired f*king old guy now knows that. :laugh:

:laugh: I thought it was!

You should have smashed her Nano with yer walker :p

I would have if I found it! I was the only one trying to help her! It was so bizarre....

:shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :eek:

no. no. that didn't happen. it couldn't have.

Maybe she was really ripped.

You don't look old at all anyway, you look young, so whatever. Walk it off. :laugh:

why in the hell would you bring something like that to a bar anyway?

lame.

Yeah...so you'd think she would have been a bit more kind...though it was a bar - was she saying "are you f*cking old or something" in a jokey way or was she just being an ungrateful b*tch?

I don't think anyone here never doesn't have it with them...it's still lame, though. :laugh:

I can't....I'm too old. :laugh:

I really don't care if I look old. I know who I am and what I've been through and I'm at peace with it. I just thought is was funny because here I intentionally go to an older gay guy bar so I can be with my people and I still try to help this young woman and she disses my ass.

Will she ever win?

Were you at the coffin, or whatever that glass front corner place is called?