Stupid stuff you say to/sing to/do with your pets.... - Page 2

skcin · #16 10-24-2006, 09:54 AM

Oh, where do I begin.

My old cat Peanut somehow picked up the name Jeeves (before the web.)

And Fat Bastard (before Austin Powers.)

One Eyed Willie has already gotten a few nicknames: Wills, Kitty One Eye (tat's from my Goddaughter), and "Jesus Christ, Willie, get the f*ck out of the way!" as he's constantly underfoot.

Mrs. Bouvier is usually Miss Boo, or Boo. Sometimes "the little bitch."

Bubba is also Bub, Booba, Bubzee, Bubbalicious and The Gas Man.

OK. My mom used to...I don't know how else to put this...make our animals talk. Like, I'd say "Domino, come here" and she'd say (in a quiet high pitched voice) "no, I don't want to." I'd roll my eyes & tell her she was a dork. Well, somehow me & Mark started doing the same thing. The cats' voices are high pitched, kind of like Mr. Hanky or Towelie from South Park. Bubba's is low & rough. We take it to the next level though. For example:

Me - "Boo, come here & sit by me!"
Mark/Boo - "No f*cking way, leave me alone!"

Mark - "Willie, you're so cute!"
Willie/me - " Yeah, that's right bitch!"

Me - "Bubba, did you poop today?"
Mark/Bubba - "Hell yeah I pooped. There's a big one waiting for you in the backyard, Ma."

Oh, and we get mad when someone (usually my mom)mixes up their voices. She'll reply & we'll go "no, mom, that was Boo, not Bubba." And we have to remind eachother not do do it in front of company.

SuzeQuze · #17 10-24-2006, 10:15 AM

Mufasa is Mufy, Moo, MufyMoo, MooMan, Handsome, Cutie, Momma's Boy, Sweetie, Freshie, Fweshie, Punk Ass Kitty, Butt Licker, Buddy, King, etc...

I do the voice thing too Paula.

Mufy's voice is sort of like Cartman's but not as throaty. Me, "Do you want some catnip?" Mufy, "Yeah I want some catnip, Ma!"

I talk to him constantly. My roommate said one of these days he's going to talk back. Here is the walk in the door monologue, "Hi Sweetie, you're so handsome. Did you have a good kitty day? Mommy missed you so much. (smooch smooch smooch). Hugs (pick him up and squish him). Mommy loves you." Sometimes I tell him I'm sending him to work so I can lay around the house all day.

skcin · #18 10-24-2006, 11:26 AM

^ You have to bring Muffy over - I'll bet he'll have a nice chat with our pets.

goldustsongbird · #19 10-24-2006, 11:36 AM

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Wow! I thought I was the only one who did the box thing too - people find it so odd, "Why moo..in abox? Did you put her in a box?" Um noo...I just call her that

OMG Bun Bun..that is SO cute....as is bunhead...I love it!

I don't even know where it came from, to be honest... Adding box just makes it cuter, I guess. lol.

Snuggy was a cute widdle kitty. Well, cute big ass kitty. I posted pictures of him awhile ago in the pet thread.

carrie721 · #20 10-24-2006, 11:40 AM

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I've got a bunch of nicknames for her (one I can't post on here

).

heeheeheeheeheeheeheehee.

goldustsongbird · #21 10-24-2006, 11:43 AM

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heeheeheeheeheeheeheehee.

You know aaallll about those. What about YOUR nicknames for your zillions of dogs?

carrie721 · #22 10-24-2006, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by goldustsongbird

You know aaallll about those. What about YOUR nicknames for your zillions of dogs?

ok, here goes.

Sadie:

baby
pookie
pretty baby
poopy
whitebeard the pirate
pookster
fatty
piggy
sadiebaby
saddlin' bob
fatty mcdougal

Maya:
my-my
blackie
muh-my
buhbeeeee
peepee (i don't know, this one just started)
maya papaya

Smidge:
pigeon
smidgeon
don smidgeone (like don corleone)
pigwigeon
the rat
brat
princess

and i call them all collectively "shpuppies" or "zhbubbahs."

i'm such a freak.

goldustsongbird · #23 10-24-2006, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by carrie721

ok, here goes.

Sadie:

baby
pookie
pretty baby
poopy
whitebeard the pirate
pookster
fatty
piggy
sadiebaby
saddlin' bob
fatty mcdougal

Maya:
my-my
blackie
muh-my
buhbeeeee
peepee (i don't know, this one just started)
maya papaya

Smidge:
pigeon
smidgeon
don smidgeone (like don corleone)
pigwigeon
the rat
brat
princess

and i call them all collectively "shpuppies" or "zhbubbahs."

i'm such a freak.

Peepee! Plz.

OH, that Don Corleone one reminds me... I used to call Snugs 'Don Juan'. You know that scene from Mrs Doubtfire where he rips the thing off of Stu's car? "What a beautiful little car for Don Juan..."

Who's the freak now?

carrie721 · #24 10-24-2006, 12:06 PM

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Peepee! Plz.

OH, that Don Corleone one reminds me... I used to call Snugs 'Don Juan'. You know that scene from Mrs Doubtfire where he rips the thing off of Stu's car? "What a beautiful little car for Don Juan..."

Who's the freak now?

i think we both are ...

i should watch mrs. doubtfire again. that was totally my fav movie when i was little.

michelle2677 · #25 10-24-2006, 12:26 PM

oh no. I am SO going to get myself into trouble on this thread. So embarrassing.

Max:
max a million kisses
pooper (someone still isn't completely potty trained)
maxwell
freckles
maxer moo
we also refer to his Left eye as his "evil eye" because it's 3/4 the way blue
pitiful (my friends mom took one look at him and said "well isn't he pitiful!" WTF?!! ha ha)

max has a lot more names because he has mental problems.

Murray:
mur mur
Boo
boo bear

as far as songs. If there is a name in the song I'll put theirs in.

murray rings like a bell through the night......MUURRRRRRRRR-AAAAYYY

Return of the max...instead of return of the mack. Gawd I'm awful .

and I call them both my angels in fur

carrie721 · #26 10-24-2006, 12:28 PM

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as far as songs. If there is a name in the song I'll put theirs in.

murray rings like a bell through the night......MUURRRRRRRRR-AAAAYYY

Return of the max...instead of return of the mack. Gawd I'm awful .

and I call them both my angels in fur

omg, i do that too! sadie has rung like a bell through the night more times than i can count.

michelle2677 · #27 10-24-2006, 12:42 PM

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omg, i do that too! sadie has rung like a bell through the night more times than i can count.

HAHAHA!!!! too funny!!!! well, it just goes!! even though "rhiannon" is 3 syllables and "sadie/murray" are 2...it just fits!!

DrummerDeanna · #28 10-24-2006, 12:48 PM

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I do the voice thing too Paula.

Aaaand so do I

"Moo, get off mama's bed...NOW"

Clancy: "No, I don't want to mama"

Yes, Clancy calls me mama

So glad that all of us Ledgie pet owners are complete dorks when it comes to our furry buds.

michelle2677 · #29 10-24-2006, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by DrummerDeanna

Aaaand so do I

"Moo, get off mama's bed...NOW"

Clancy: "No, I don't want to mama"

Yes, Clancy calls me mama

So glad that all of us Ledgie pet owners are complete dorks when it comes to our furry buds.

my dogs talk back to me too!!!

actually...max DOES talk back. He moans...or whines...something. And I do it back. we just go back and forth 20 or so times.

DrummerDeanna · #30 10-24-2006, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by michelle2677

my dogs talk back to me too!!!

actually...max DOES talk back. He moans...or whines...something. And I do it back. we just go back and forth 20 or so times.

When I'm not talking for Clancy she sometimes talks...or grunts...they're very amusing sounds - she mostly makes them when she wants to go out - little moan grunt things....

but the rest the time I'm talking for her lol....poor girl.