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Old 09-15-2006, 09:39 AM
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this quote reminds me of a joke:

Q-Why did God put men on Earth?

A-Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn
Oh my God -that's funny.

And I'm not sure the initial story in this post is supposed to be funny - but I am laughing my ass off over here. That's too funny - poor woman - she shouldn't have been arrested - the man's dead - he won't need his "joystick"
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You all saw it coming, but....

TUSK!
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Old 09-15-2006, 12:35 PM
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TUSK!
Stevie, Christine, and I don't think that's very funny!













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Old 09-15-2006, 12:37 PM
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Oh my God -that's funny.

And I'm not sure the initial story in this post is supposed to be funny - but I am laughing my ass off over here. That's too funny - poor woman - she shouldn't have been arrested - the man's dead - he won't need his "joystick"

Q-Why do men become smarter during sex?
A-Because they are plugged into a genius

Q-Why don't women blink during sex?
A-They don't have enough time

Q-Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
A-They don't stop to ask directions

Q-Why do men snore when they lie of their backs?
A-Because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they
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Q-Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
A-So they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties

Q-Why did God make men before women?
A-You need a rough draft before you make a final copy

Q-How many men does it take to put a toilet seat down?
A-Don't know.....it never happened
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Old 09-15-2006, 01:04 PM
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And I'm not sure the initial story in this post is supposed to be funny - but I am laughing my ass off over here. That's too funny - poor woman - she shouldn't have been arrested - the man's dead - he won't need his "joystick"
I laughed too. And then I felt bad about it.
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I am very, very scared that Jason and I had the same idea (one of those do-it-yourself plaster-caster-like molds).
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I wonder if this guy was related to Johnny Wad?
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I am very, very scared that Jason and I had the same idea (one of those do-it-yourself plaster-caster-like molds).
Well, that is the method I suggest for everyone else
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I am very, very scared that Jason and I had the same idea (one of those do-it-yourself plaster-caster-like molds).
Well after a whirlwind viewing of all 6 season of Sex and the City recently - that's exactly where my mind went too
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Well after a whirlwind viewing of all 6 season of Sex and the City recently - that's exactly where my mind went too
One of the least-known facts about me... except in my circle of friends... is that my mind is perpetually in the gutter. It's fun to play innocent though.
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One of the least-known facts about me... except in my circle of friends... is that my mind is perpetually in the gutter. It's fun to play innocent though.
How else do you think we met - You had no home when you got the neighborhood!
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Poor lady. She must have been really grieving and didn't know what she was doing
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Sadly, my mind immediately went on the same track as Messrs. strandinthwind and Johnny Stew when I first read this article last night.
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