Grieving wife sliced off willy
 

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006420225,00.html

September 12, 2006

A WIFE aged 65 chopped off her dead husband’s willy in hospital — so she could keep it in a pickling jar as a souvenir.

Uta Schneider used a butcher’s knife to hack off the “treasured” manhood. She wrapped it in foil and put it in a lunchbox — next to gherkins.

But she was spotted by a nurse and arrested in Stuttgart, Germany. She is accused of mutilation.

Uta was wed to Heinrich, 68, for 35 years.

She told police: “It was his best asset and gave me so much pleasure.

“I wanted to pickle it for eternity — he would have wanted it. We called it his joystick. I wanted it to remember him by.”

Guess that gives...
 

a new meaning to "jerk the gherkins" :lol:

Must have been a hell of a piece.

...ewwwwwww

omg. no effing way.

That is nasty! But, she shouldn't be arrested. They were married for 35 years after all...

can you say OBSESSED boys and girls? :eek:

Wow! I hope she didnt want to have it stuffed! I can just see her taxidermy collection... "and this was my dog, rover, and here is my cat, clarissa.... oh... yes... and here is the love of my life.. Willy!! .... Oooh I wish I had some batteries... I miss him sooooo much"

Oops...thats probably a little mean spirited... the poor old thing... I wouldnt want to have to say goodbye to my darling after 35 years... although I dont know that I'd hack off good ol willy for rememberance...;)

Well, she should have had a mols made of it and then had it cast like they do porn stars and me :shrug:

good point there sir.

and I will casually overlook the fact that you suggest there is a mold of you out there somewhere...:laugh:

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yeah, this one will have to wait til I'm at the hizzouse. :laugh:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Oh that is grand.

Hehehe...
 

this quote reminds me of a joke:

Q-Why did God put men on Earth?

A-Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn

Very Strange!!!!:lol: :nod: