Way better than that crappy book by Sandra Halliburton

[shackin'up]

In a shocking media event, the Iranian Ayatolla Khomeini abucted the band, forcing them to spend thirteen months making Tusk. It was later revealed that Lindsey Buckingham organized the “abduction” to Iran in order to benefit from Iran’s lack of human rights laws that allowed him unprecedented and cruel dictatorial control over the band.

In 2001, Nicks created an album called "Trouble in Sri-Lanka" which predicted the 2004 Tsunami from four years in the past. This gave more evidence to Christian groups that Nicks was infact Satan.

Since 2004's "Beating The Living **** Out Of The Same Songs We've Performed for 30 Years" tour, Nicks has toured with Hasselhoff, on the "One and halfish Voices" tour. She currently lives in The Land of Oz with her family of bats and black cats.

priceless.

thanks sharon!