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trackaghost 09-08-2006 04:13 PM

Way better than that crappy book by Sandra Halliburton
 
Honestly, I would like a refund for that Sandra Halliburton book. And maybe compensation for emotional damage caused.
And I can't believe she didn't credit The Ledge or Neil's site, because she got all her research using their archives. It's all quotes from articles we've already read, linked by her crappy writing.
I'm not kidding when I say the writing is basically like this:
Stevie Nicks is notorious for her love of cheese, as she told Rock Magazine in 1986, "I notoriously love cheese, it's because it's so cheesy." Her favourite is cheddar. "Cheddar is my favourite," Nicks revealed to Cheese Weekly. "It turns me on more than an oiled-down bearded Lindsey."
Etc, etc...

This on the other hand is ace:

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Stevie_Nicks

If you don't check it out I will hunt you down and make you read the Halliburton book!

amber 09-08-2006 04:21 PM

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

First I laughed at your description ("Her favorite is cheddar. 'Cheddar is my favorite' says Nicks") :lol:
Then I laughed at the entry you linked.

JazmenFlowers 09-08-2006 04:22 PM

ok, that was hilarious. :lol:

shackin'up 09-08-2006 04:23 PM

Quote:

In a shocking media event, the Iranian Ayatolla Khomeini abucted the band, forcing them to spend thirteen months making Tusk. It was later revealed that Lindsey Buckingham organized the “abduction” to Iran in order to benefit from Iran’s lack of human rights laws that allowed him unprecedented and cruel dictatorial control over the band.

:lol: :lol:

Quote:

In 2001, Nicks created an album called "Trouble in Sri-Lanka" which predicted the 2004 Tsunami from four years in the past. This gave more evidence to Christian groups that Nicks was infact Satan.

Since 2004's "Beating The Living **** Out Of The Same Songs We've Performed for 30 Years" tour, Nicks has toured with Hasselhoff, on the "One and halfish Voices" tour. She currently lives in The Land of Oz with her family of bats and black cats.
priceless.

thanks sharon!

JazmenFlowers 09-08-2006 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shackin'up (Post 569014)
:lol: :lol:

who's this in your avatar now? hmm? :shocked:

trackaghost 09-08-2006 04:31 PM

I thought you'd particularly like this bit Gerald:

Stevie and Lindsey broke up after Lindsey discovered her neglecting her music by renovating abandoned shacks in the remote California mountains. Her “shacking up” was derided in the hit song “Go Your Own Way”.


There's a Christine one too, but the Chris fans may not like it!

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Christine_McVie

Sahara 09-08-2006 04:34 PM

*snorts Pepsi repeatedly* High-larious. Thanks!! :thumbsup:

DrummerDeanna 09-08-2006 06:24 PM

Wow - that is some baaaad writing - thanks for the warning on the Halliburton book - the link? Funniest thing I've seen all day :laugh: :laugh:

vermicious knid 09-08-2006 06:39 PM

Hee hee, that uncyclopedia entry is something johndoe and I collaborated on early this year.

There were some funny updates since I saw it last. The "He'll Finger Pick You All Night Long" movie poster is new.

desertangel 09-09-2006 04:55 AM

I really appreciate people who possess this type of wit and humor. I can just see them giggling away as they're typing this stuff up.

Thanks for the laughs!!!

johndoe 09-09-2006 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vermicious knid (Post 569106)
Hee hee, that uncyclopedia entry is something johndoe and I collaborated on early this year.

There were some funny updates since I saw it last. The "He'll Finger Pick You All Night Long" movie poster is new.

Hehe!I sporatically update the page when I get an idea like that.

The Christine article used to be very good, as was the Fleetwood Mac article,but someone changed those. Someone also made a Lindsey Buckingham article, which was the Stevie article with a few names changed. Either way.

GypsySongbird 09-09-2006 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by johndoe (Post 569253)
Hehe!I sporatically update the page when I get an idea like that.

The Christine article used to be very good, as was the Fleetwood Mac article,but someone changed those. Someone also made a Lindsey Buckingham article, which was the Stevie article with a few names changed. Either way.

aww shame they're not there anymore, what kind of things did they say about them?

these are soo funny!!! thanks for posting!!

michelle2677 09-09-2006 02:17 PM

The Arrythmatic Heart from 1983 was another hot seller. It featured the smash single "Stand Back", which was about the dangers of debris flying up from the ground due to her rapid twirling.

Cracked my a$$ up. :lol:


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