Rant

strandinthewind · #1 07-31-2006, 11:14 PM

I am stuck in MOTHER FUKCING Hunt Valley, MD (north of Baltimore) in a NASTY a$$ Embassy Suites at some idiotic convention. My room has mold on the ceiling and bugs - NICE

So, rather than even contemplate the cleanliness of room service (if this fukcing fleabag place has that) I just ordered a pizza and polished the whole sucker off.

carrie721 · #2 07-31-2006, 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by strandinthewind

I am stuck in MOTHER FUKCING Hunt Valley, MD (north of Baltimore) in a NASTY a$$ Embassy Suites at some idiotic convention. My room has mold on the ceiling and bugs - NICE

So, rather than even contemplate the cleanliness of room service (if this fukcing fleabag place has that) I just ordered a pizza and polished the whole sucker off.

Few things are worse than a dirty hotel. Yuck yuck yuck. That sucks!!!! Hope you enjoyed the pizza - that's probably what I'd do, too.

amber · #3 07-31-2006, 11:18 PM

That sounded really bad, until you got to the part about the Pizza (proper noun).

Seriously - yuck. Bugs are gross, so is mold, there is no disputing that.

Here's to a speedy departure! *clink*.

What size was the pizza? What kind? I can't believe you at the whole thing! What fortitude and perseverence.

strandinthewind · #4 07-31-2006, 11:19 PM

Of course, I took 6 Chitosen an hour before eating the ZA.

I have to be here until Thursday, which fukcing sucks a$$.

But, hey at least there is a mall with - hold on - Sears AND Walmart across the street

Actually, it also has a DSW, so there is some light there.

Red · #5 07-31-2006, 11:46 PM

C'mon STrandie, indulge us...what were your toppings of choice? And can you at least rent movies?

johndoe · #6 07-31-2006, 11:55 PM

I stayed in a hotel in Alexandria,Virginia, and turns out it was infested with roaches at the time we were there. Not to mention dust mites on the bed. Great.

irishgrl · #7 08-01-2006, 07:25 AM

Strandie: hie thyself over to Wallyworld and buy a tarp. (thats for the bed)

and at Sears, you must pick up a power sprayer w/bug killer (thats for the bugs) Oh and a jigsaw to cut yer Pizza with.

Voila! yer all set!

JazmenFlowers · #8 08-01-2006, 08:43 AM

be careful...not only is all that gross and icky icky poo poo, but it's dangerous...especially the mold.

BTFLCHLD · #9 08-01-2006, 09:22 AM

Well, well well...it is about time you slummed on something...

strandinthewind · #10 08-01-2006, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by BTFLCHLD

Well, well well...it is about time you slummed on something...

Honey - I've been in slums cleaner than this hell hole.

BTFLCHLD · #11 08-01-2006, 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by strandinthewind

Honey - I've been in slums cleaner than this hell hole.

Poor baby...are there no other hotels in that town or are you staying at the best one?

strandinthewind · #12 08-01-2006, 09:32 AM

They are all full up. Oh well, I bought a can of Lysol and intend on drinking lots of booze, which will kill any bug that bites me or any mold I inhale - and lord knows I have had worse in my lungs

Oh - the pizza was pep. and green peppers.