Rant
 

I am stuck in MOTHER FUKCING Hunt Valley, MD (north of Baltimore) in a NASTY a$$ Embassy Suites at some idiotic convention. My room has mold on the ceiling and bugs - NICE :mad:

So, rather than even contemplate the cleanliness of room service (if this fukcing fleabag place has that) I just ordered a pizza and polished the whole sucker off.

Few things are worse than a dirty hotel. Yuck yuck yuck. That sucks!!!! Hope you enjoyed the pizza - that's probably what I'd do, too. :thumbsup:

That sounded really bad, until you got to the part about the Pizza (proper noun).:laugh:

Seriously - yuck. Bugs are gross, so is mold, there is no disputing that. :xoxo:
Here's to a speedy departure! *clink*.

What size was the pizza? What kind? I can't believe you at the whole thing! What fortitude and perseverence.

Of course, I took 6 Chitosen an hour before eating the ZA.

I have to be here until Thursday, which fukcing sucks a$$.

But, hey at least there is a mall with - hold on - Sears AND Walmart across the street :rolleyes:

Actually, it also has a DSW, so there is some light there.

C'mon STrandie, indulge us...what were your toppings of choice? And can you at least rent movies?

I stayed in a hotel in Alexandria,Virginia, and turns out it was infested with roaches at the time we were there. Not to mention dust mites on the bed. Great.

Strandie: hie thyself over to Wallyworld and buy a tarp. (thats for the bed)

and at Sears, you must pick up a power sprayer w/bug killer (thats for the bugs) Oh and a jigsaw to cut yer Pizza with.

Voila! yer all set! :thumbsup:

be careful...not only is all that gross and icky icky poo poo, but it's dangerous...especially the mold.

Well, well well...it is about time you slummed on something... :shocked:

Honey - I've been in slums cleaner than this hell hole.

Poor baby...are there no other hotels in that town or are you staying at the best one?

They are all full up. Oh well, I bought a can of Lysol and intend on drinking lots of booze, which will kill any bug that bites me or any mold I inhale - and lord knows I have had worse in my lungs :laugh:

Oh - the pizza was pep. and green peppers.

I presume you phoned the hotel manager? I certainly wouldn't be "cleaning" their hotel room! Your living condition until thursday has depressed me... :sorry:

Don't be depressed - it could be worse!!

Knowing my sweetcheeks is trapped in some fleabag for days on end...no nothing worse.