What if S & L weren't hired by FM?

[Angelick Witch]

Originally Posted by JazmenFlowers

darling...ho hum...

Lindsey would have become an underwear model and then once the fame from that fizzled he would make a mold of his penis and it would become the most successful sex toy in Japan.

Stevie would enter the world of ballet. She would reach great heights as a prima ballerina before marrying a hot Democrat and settling in upstate New York. She then opens her own store full of candles, crystals and children's books.

ON EDIT: Stevie frequently plays small clubs here and there, no one ever really sure what her setlist is as it changes constantly. Some even criticize her for playing too many obscure songs. She attends every pride event in the country and is a very loud voice for the nation's glbt community. Lindsey works on his solo debut for 27 years before he panics that someone may leak a demo. He burns all the masters and is commited.

The Japanese get all the best stuff!!

... Lindsey may yet be commited for that... sort of thing. Let's not give up hope yet!