a couple of serious questions coupled with many pointless ones - Page 3

GateandGarden · #31 06-12-2005, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by WelshWitchPMD

2) With a stethoscope? If they had one I would be alarmed.

Okay, I have 19!

dissention · #32 06-12-2005, 10:45 AM

1) What would you say if a relatively close friend of yours asked to listen to your heartbeat? I'd be taken aback, to say the least. I suppose I'd humor them, though.

2) With a stethoscope? Sure.

3) With his or her ear? Yeah, I'm not going to get cooties and I don't have them.

4) What if it was the same situation but with an acquaintance instead? Depends on the person. If I think they're a ****ing fruit loop, no.

5) What if someone wanted to record your heartbeat to listen to repeatedly? No.

6) What are the four best non-alcoholic drinks besides water? Diet Sprite, Diet Peach Snapple, Orange Juice, and Decaf French Vanilla Cappuchinos.

7) What are the four best alcoholic drinks? I don't drink.

8) Martin Luther King Jr. or Malcolm X? King. X was too schizo for me.

9) Julius Caesar or Much Ado About Nothing? Caesar.

10) Macbeth or Hamlet? Macbeth. I never got the big deal over Hamlet.

11) The Beatles or Elvis? Uhhhh...neither.

12) The Beatles or Fleetwood Mac? Fleetwood Mac.

13) Bill Frist or Fred Phelps? Bill Frist. Crooked hospitals and all.

14) Britney or Kevin? The one with the least germs. Take your pick.

15) Jessica or Ashlee? Asslee. Jessica is too tanorexic and her husband is ****ing scary.

16) Blueberries or blackberries? Blackberries.

17) Cockroaches or mole crickets (potato bugs)? Crickets.

18) What’s the funnier book title—Fire: Friend and Foe or Pass Me a Pine Cone Pass Me A Pince Cone?

19) Have you ever experienced any pleasure (as a child or otherwise) from playing with insects? (Playing with does not mean torturing and killing, by the way). No, because I always thought that I wouldn't like it if some big monster came along and played with me.

20) Do you hate crowds of people as much as I do? No, I have no problem with them. When I finally die, I want to die in a big crowd of people so that everyone is fussing over me when I go out.

21) Do you have an overwhelming urge to rally support for legislation banning children in restaurants when you’re trying to eat and one starts crying vociferously? No, I have the overwhelming urge to tell the parents to get control of their children or leave.

22) Did you cringe when Dubya said that the situation in Iraq was vociferous when he meant to say it was chaotic? I cringe whenever he attempts to speak our language.

23) Was that a rhetorical question? Do bees be and bears bear?

24) Will MJ get off like OJ did? Do dice die?

GateandGarden · #33 06-12-2005, 11:34 AM

A question I should've included because I've been wondering--

Is there a way to search an individual thread for all posts by a certain poster in that thread? If there is a way, I haven't found it. Anyone?

GODDESS6 · #34 06-12-2005, 11:56 AM

) What would you say if a relatively close friend of yours asked to listen to your heartbeat? sure, my son loves doing this w/ me
2) With a stethoscope? sure
3) With his or her ear? sure
4) What if it was the same situation but with an acquaintance instead? it wouldn't bother me
5) What if someone wanted to record your heartbeat to listen to repeatedly? sure, i had 1 of those things where i could listen to my sons heartbeat whilst i was pregnant, it was way cool~
6) What are the four best non-alcoholic drinks besides water? not sure, maybe like milk, fresh squeezed juices, ?...
7) What are the four best alcoholic drinks? vanilla vodka ,a cosmopolitain, champagne & wine~

~~senseless either/or section~~
8) Martin Luther King Jr. or Malcolm X? martin luther, tho malcolm x was born where i live in omaha~
9) Julius Caesar or Much Ado About Nothing? julius caesar & caesar's palace is my fav casino/hotel in vegas~

10) Macbeth or Hamlet? macbeth~
11) The Beatles or Elvis? love them both, but definitely the beatles~
12) The Beatles or Fleetwood Mac? why the mac of course~
13) Bill Frist or Fred Phelps? i have no idea who these guys are~

14) Britney or Kevin? neither~
15) Jessica or Ashlee? jessica, i love "the newlyweds"
16) Blueberries or blackberries? blueberries~
17) Cockroaches or mole crickets (potato bugs)? eeeewwwwwwwwwww, neither~
18) What’s the funnier book title—Fire: Friend and Foe or Pass Me a Pine Cone

19) Have you ever experienced any pleasure (as a child or otherwise) from playing with insects? (Playing with does not mean torturing and killing, by the way). i love those furry caterpillar thingy's & ladybugs & loved, loved catching lighting bugs as a child & enjoy doin' it w/ my son now~
20) Do you hate crowds of people as much as I do? nope~
21) Do you have an overwhelming urge to rally support for legislation banning children in restaurants when you’re trying to eat and one starts crying vociferously? even as a mother i say yes, my son doesn't act up in public, i have never had to take him out of somewhere becuz of his behaviour, thank god~
22) Did you cringe when Dubya said that the situation in Iraq was vociferous when he meant to say it was chaotic? he makes me wanna vomit...~
23) Was that a rhetorical question? who really knows i think people just like saying the word~
24) Will MJ get off like OJ did? god, let's hope not, i am hoping for him to moonwalk his ass right into prison~

GateandGarden · #35 06-12-2005, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by GODDESS6

) What would you say if a relatively close friend of yours asked to listen to your heartbeat? sure, my son loves doing this w/ me

Awwww! That is so sweet!

Serrart · #36 06-12-2005, 01:21 PM

1) What would you say if a relatively close friend of yours asked to listen to your heartbeat? I'd say yes
2) With a stethoscope? Why not?
3) With his or her ear? It depends on how close he/she is.
4) What if it was the same situation but with an acquaintance instead? No
5) What if someone wanted to record your heartbeat to listen to repeatedly? No
6) What are the four best non-alcoholic drinks besides water? Light Coke, Earl Grey Tea, Green Tea, Fresh pineapple Juice
7) What are the four best alcoholic drinks? I drink a bit basically only on New Year's eve, so I can only say Spumante (Italian Champagne)

~~senseless either/or section~~
8) Martin Luther King Jr. or Malcolm X? Martin Luther King Jr.
9) Julius Caesar or Much Ado About Nothing? Much Ado About Nothing
10) Macbeth or Hamlet? Macbeth
11) The Beatles or Elvis? Elvis
12) The Beatles or Fleetwood Mac? Fleetwood Mac
13) Bill Frist or Fred Phelps? Who?
14) Britney or Kevin? None
15) Jessica or Ashlee?

16) Blueberries or blackberries? Blackberries
17) Cockroaches or mole crickets (potato bugs)? Cockroaches
18)What’s the funnier book title—Fire: Friend and Foe or Pass Me a Pine Cone? Pass Me a Pine Cone
19) Have you ever experienced any pleasure (as a child or otherwise) from playing with insects? (Playing with does not mean torturing and killing, by the way). I fed ants and flies with sugar and bread crumbs.
20) Do you hate crowds of people as much as I do? Not usually.
21) Do you have an overwhelming urge to rally support for legislation banning children in restaurants when you’re trying to eat and one starts crying vociferously? No, I love hearing children's voices.
22) Did you cringe when Dubya said that the situation in Iraq was vociferous when he meant to say it was chaotic? I laughed
23) Was that a rhetorical question? Yes.

24) Will MJ get off like OJ did? I think so, mostly because the prosecutor did a terrible job.

Romy

dudden22 · #37 06-12-2005, 01:33 PM

1) What would you say if a relatively close friend of yours asked to listen to your heartbeat? No

2) With a stethoscope? No

3) With his or her ear? No

4) What if it was the same situation but with an acquaintance instead?no
5) What if someone wanted to record your heartbeat to listen to repeatedly? no
6) What are the four best non-alcoholic drinks besides water? White Chocolate Mocha, Chai Tea, Cranberry Grape juice, Odwalla Strawberry C Monster.
7) What are the four best alcoholic drinks? French Martini, 7&7, Shiraz, Hot Buttered Rum.

~~senseless either/or section~~
8) Martin Luther King Jr. or Malcolm X? Martin Luther King Jr
9) Julius Caesar or Much Ado About Nothing? Much Ado About Nothing
10) Macbeth or Hamlet? Hamlet
11) The Beatles or Elvis? The Beatles
12) The Beatles or Fleetwood Mac? Fleetwood Mac
13) Bill Frist or Fred Phelps? Phelps, because he has made himself a joke and has no real power.
14) Britney or Kevin?

15) Jessica or Ashlee? Ashlee
16) Blueberries or blackberries? Blackberries.
17) Cockroaches or mole crickets (potato bugs)? Not familiar with mole crickets.18) What’s the funnier book title—Fire: Friend and Foe or Pass Me a Pine Cone Pass Me a Pine Cone
19) Have you ever experienced any pleasure (as a child or otherwise) from playing with insects? (Playing with does not mean torturing and killing, by the way). When I was little I would dig little swimming pools in my sand box that had diving boards. I would put grasshoppers on the board and have them dive into the water.
20) Do you hate crowds of people as much as I do? Yes
21) Do you have an overwhelming urge to rally support for legislation banning children in restaurants when you’re trying to eat and one starts crying vociferously? I say we all petition our senators.
22) Did you cringe when Dubya said that the situation in Iraq was vociferous when he meant to say it was chaotic? Cringed and laughed.
23) Was that a rhetorical question? Yes
24) Will MJ get off like OJ did? 50/50 chance.

amber · #38 06-12-2005, 01:47 PM

1) What would you say if a relatively close friend of yours asked to listen to your heartbeat? yes
2) With a stethoscope? yes
3) With his or her ear? mmmm, I guess
4) What if it was the same situation but with an acquaintance instead? not so much, you freak.
5) What if someone wanted to record your heartbeat to listen to repeatedly? I'd ask for royalties.
6) What are the four best non-alcoholic drinks besides water? ice chai, tea, water, ice coffee.
7) What are the four best alcoholic drinks? Jack & Coke, tequila, beer, margaritas...really, anything except gin.

~~senseless either/or section~~
8) Martin Luther King Jr. or Malcolm X? King Jr.
9) Julius Caesar or Much Ado About Nothing? Caesar
10) Macbeth or Hamlet? MacBeth. Hamlet makes me sick.
11) The Beatles or Elvis? Beatles
12) The Beatles or Fleetwood Mac? FM
13) Bill Frist or Fred Phelps? ?
14) Britney or Kevin? Assclowns or buttmonkeys?
15) Jessica or Ashlee? Jessica
16) Blueberries or blackberries? Blackberries
17) Cockroaches or mole crickets (potato bugs)? Cockroaches. I've had traumatic experiences with potato bugs. They're both extremely shudderriffic.
18) What’s the funnier book title—Fire: Friend and Foe or Pass Me a Pine Cone Pass Me a Pine Cone - sounds like a funny tale of camping...

19) Have you ever experienced any pleasure (as a child or otherwise) from playing with insects? (Playing with does not mean torturing and killing, by the way). I guess. I used to try to get caterpillars, keep them, so I could see them cocoon. Never worked. really I only did that twice. I've always hated bugs.
20) Do you hate crowds of people as much as I do? No, but sometimes I get a little anxietous. I hate crowds of people walking slow on sidewalks, though.
21) Do you have an overwhelming urge to rally support for legislation banning children in restaurants when you’re trying to eat and one starts crying vociferously? Of Course! Also, I want to rally support for legislation banning my neighbor's (she's my friend, but still) 3 yr. old from coming outside before noon. This morning I was treated to her screaming at the top of her lungs "LETS GO GRANDMA, LET'S GO GRANDMA!!!" over and over. You don't scream at adults, and if you do, you should be disciplined.
22) Did you cringe when Dubya said that the situation in Iraq was vociferous when he meant to say it was chaotic? No.
23) Was that a rhetorical question? Yes.
24) Will MJ get off like OJ did? Do liars lie?

GateandGarden · #39 06-12-2005, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by amber

5) What if someone wanted to record your heartbeat to listen to repeatedly? I'd ask for royalties.

That is too funny.

And I tried to keep caterpillars long enough to see them go in and out of cocoons, too, and it never worked for me, either.

Moony · #40 06-12-2005, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Lux

8) Martin Luther King Jr. or Malcolm X? Edgar Alan Poe

Oohhh, my favorite!

Wonderful response as usual, Lux.

Thanks for the laugh..

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Originally Posted by amber

20) Do you hate crowds of people as much as I do? No, but sometimes I get a little anxietous. I hate crowds of people walking slow on sidewalks, though.

That is one of my all time pet peeves!!!!! I want to just run the hell over them. Usually I walk around them and say something like...."walk as slowly as you ****ing can" loud enough to be heard...

ah, ...I get pissed off too easily. I'm gonna give myself a heart attack

GateandGarden · #41 06-12-2005, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Moony

That is one of my all time pet peeves!!!!! I want to just run the hell over them. Usually I walk around them and say something like...."walk as slowly as you ****ing can" loud enough to be heard...

ah, ...I get pissed off too easily. I'm gonna give myself a heart attack

That drives me crazy, too. Also when I'm walking through the mall or Wal-Mart. Sometimes I feel like I'm the only person around who has anywhere I need to be going.

On related note, I hate it when I'm riding my bike and there are pedestrians who just will not move over when they know I'm coming. It's they like want me to run them over!

Moony · #42 06-12-2005, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by GateandGarden

That drives me crazy, too. Also when I'm walking through the mall or Wal-Mart. Sometimes I feel like I'm the only person around who has anywhere I need to be going.

On related note, I hate it when I'm riding my bike and there are pedestrians who just will not move over when they know I'm coming. It's they like want me to run them over!

Oh, good lord, don't even get me started on Wal-Mart. I avoid that place like the plauge.

And as for those stubborn pedestrians...you should attatch some sort of aparatus to your bike like trains have in the front...that way you can just plow people down and they will go flying in the air to the left and right of you whilst you peddle on your merry way

GateandGarden · #43 06-12-2005, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Moony

And as for those stubborn pedestrians...you should attatch some sort of aparatus to your bike like trains have in the front...that way you can just plow people down and they will go flying in the air to the left and right of you whilst you peddle on your merry way

CreepingDeath · #44 06-12-2005, 02:11 PM

1) What would you say if a relatively close friend of yours wanted to listen to your heartbeat? Yes.

2) With a stethescope? Yes.

3) With his or her ear? Yes.

4) What if it was the same situation but with an aquaintance instead? Probably not.

5) What if someone wanted to record your heartbeat and listen to it repeatedly? Depending on who it was, I might consider it.

6) What are the four best non-alcoholic drinks besides water? Diet Dr. Pepper, Diet Cherry Coke, Crystal Light (most flavors will do) English Tea.

7) What are the four best alcoholic drinks? I don't drink.

8) Martin Luther King Jr. or Malcolm X? Martin Luther King Jr.

9) Julius Caesar or Much Ado About Nothing? Julius Caesar.

10) Macbeth or Hamlet? Macbeth.

11) The Beatles or Elvis? The Beatles.

12) The Beatles or Fleetwood Mac? Fleetwood Mac.

13) Bill Frist or Fred Phelps? Bill Frist.

14) Britney or Kevin? I'm sorry, but I cannot choose between those two diseases.

15) Jessica or Ashlee Jessica, I guess.

16) Blueberries or blackberries? Blackberries.

17) Cockroaches or mole crickets (pototo bugs)? Nither. Bugs are my true phobia.

18) What's the funnier book title- Fire: Friend or Foe or Pass Me a Pine Cone? Pass Me a Pine Cone.

19) Have you ever experienced any pleasure (as a child or otherwise) from playing with insects? ( Pleasure does not mean torturing and killing, by the way) I wasn't allowed to have pets, but I wasn't desperate either.

20) Do you hate crowds of people as much as I do? If they smell.

21) Do you have an overwhelming urge to rally support for legislation banning children in resturants when you're trying to eat and one starts crying vociferously? No, but I would like to throw my knife at the parents occationally.

22) Did you cringe when Dubya said the situation in Iraq was vociferous when he meant to say it was chaotic? Yes

23) Was that a rhetorical question? Yes indeedy.

24) Will M.J. get off just like O.J. did? Yes.

amber · #45 06-12-2005, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Moony

Oh, good lord, don't even get me started on Wal-Mart. I avoid that place like the plauge.

And as for those stubborn pedestrians...you should attatch some sort of aparatus to your bike like trains have in the front...that way you can just plow people down and they will go flying in the air to the left and right of you whilst you peddle on your merry way

Get out of my head!!!! Also, get out of my head again about saying things to slow walking abreast people!!! What do I usually say..."no, it's ok, you ARE the only person on this sidewalk!"
TWYMF!!!!!!