a couple of serious questions coupled with many pointless ones

GateandGarden · #1 06-12-2005, 12:27 AM

I've been meaning to make up one of these things instead of just stealing other people's as I tend to do. I found out that I suck at it.

Of course we're going to get Hillary's lifelong obsession out of the way with the first five questions before anything else.

1) What would you say if a relatively close friend of yours asked to listen to your heartbeat?
2) With a stethoscope?
3) With his or her ear?
4) What if it was the same situation but with an acquaintance instead?
5) What if someone wanted to record your heartbeat to listen to repeatedly?
6) What are the four best non-alcoholic drinks besides water?
7) What are the four best alcoholic drinks?

~~senseless either/or section~~
8) Martin Luther King Jr. or Malcolm X?
9) Julius Caesar or Much Ado About Nothing?
10) Macbeth or Hamlet?
11) The Beatles or Elvis?
12) The Beatles or Fleetwood Mac?
13) Bill Frist or Fred Phelps?
14) Britney or Kevin?
15) Jessica or Ashlee?
16) Blueberries or blackberries?
17) Cockroaches or mole crickets (potato bugs)?
18) What’s the funnier book title—Fire: Friend and Foe or Pass Me a Pine Cone

19) Have you ever experienced any pleasure (as a child or otherwise) from playing with insects? (Playing with does not mean torturing and killing, by the way).
20) Do you hate crowds of people as much as I do?
21) Do you have an overwhelming urge to rally support for legislation banning children in restaurants when you’re trying to eat and one starts crying vociferously?
22) Did you cringe when Dubya said that the situation in Iraq was vociferous when he meant to say it was chaotic?
23) Was that a rhetorical question?
24) Will MJ get off like OJ did?

StevieNicksEO17 · #2 06-12-2005, 12:38 AM

This was definitely one of the harder ones I've done... LOL

1) What would you say if a relatively close friend of yours asked to listen to your heartbeat? I actually think that would be really cool!
2) With a stethoscope? How else would you do it?

3) With his or her ear? Doesn't matter
4) What if it was the same situation but with an acquaintance instead? Awkward
5) What if someone wanted to record your heartbeat to listen to repeatedly? Once again, awkward
6) What are the four best non-alcoholic drinks besides water? I only drink water
7) What are the four best alcoholic drinks? Nasty

~~senseless either/or section~~
8) Martin Luther King Jr. or Malcolm X? Malcolm X
9) Julius Caesar or Much Ado About Nothing? Julius Caesar
10) Macbeth or Hamlet? I don't care... LOL
11) The Beatles or Elvis? Beatles
12) The Beatles or Fleetwood Mac? FLEETWOOD MAC
13) Bill Frist or Fred Phelps? Who?
14) Britney or Kevin? Britney
15) Jessica or Ashlee? Ashlee!!!
16) Blueberries or blackberries? Neither
17) Cockroaches or mole crickets (potato bugs)? Gross.
18) What’s the funnier book title— Pass Me a Pine Cone
19) Have you ever experienced any pleasure (as a child or otherwise) from playing with insects? (Playing with does not mean torturing and killing, by the way). Nope
20) Do you hate crowds of people as much as I do? Yes, I do
21) Do you have an overwhelming urge to rally support for legislation banning children in restaurants when you’re trying to eat and one starts crying vociferously? YES
22) Did you cringe when Dubya said that the situation in Iraq was vociferous when he meant to say it was chaotic? YES
23) Was that a rhetorical question? Sure?
24) Will MJ get off like OJ did? Nope

GypsySorcerer · #3 06-12-2005, 12:51 AM

1) What would you say if a relatively close friend of yours asked to listen to your heartbeat? Probably yes
2) With a stethoscope? Yes
3) With his or her ear? Probably
4) What if it was the same situation but with an acquaintance instead? Depends
5) What if someone wanted to record your heartbeat to listen to repeatedly? I would probably be fine with it
6) What are the four best non-alcoholic drinks besides water? Hot chocolate, Diet Coke with Splenda, Cherry Coke, apple juice
7) What are the four best alcoholic drinks? Midori Sours, Jack Frosts, Bourbon & soda, Chardonnay

~~senseless either/or section~~
8) Martin Luther King Jr. or Malcolm X?
9) Julius Caesar or Much Ado About Nothing?
10) Macbeth or Hamlet?
11) The Beatles or Elvis?
12) The Beatles or Fleetwood Mac?
13) Bill Frist or Fred Phelps? Neither
14) Britney or Kevin? Neither
15) Jessica or Ashlee? Neither
16) Blueberries or blackberries?
17) Cockroaches or mole crickets (potato bugs)? Eww.
18) What’s the funnier book title—Fire: Friend and Foe or Pass Me a Pine Cone (?????)
19) Have you ever experienced any pleasure (as a child or otherwise) from playing with insects? (Playing with does not mean torturing and killing, by the way). Willy worms are cute.
20) Do you hate crowds of people as much as I do? Usually
21) Do you have an overwhelming urge to rally support for legislation banning children in restaurants when you’re trying to eat and one starts crying vociferously? Yes
22) Did you cringe when Dubya said that the situation in Iraq was vociferous when he meant to say it was chaotic? He makes me permanently cringe.
23) Was that a rhetorical question? Dubya doesn't know about rhetorical questions.
24) Will MJ get off like OJ did? Yep

GateandGarden · #4 06-12-2005, 12:54 AM

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Originally Posted by GypsySorcerer

13) Bill Frist or Fred Phelps? Neither
14) Britney or Kevin? Neither
15) Jessica or Ashlee? Neither
17) Cockroaches or mole crickets (potato bugs)? Eww.

You're supposed to choose between all the disgusting things!

GateandGarden · #5 06-12-2005, 01:00 AM

It's silly for me to do this myself but I will.

1) What would you say if a relatively close friend of yours asked to listen to your heartbeat? yes of course
2) With a stethoscope? yes of course
3) With his or her ear? yes of course
4) What if it was the same situation but with an acquaintance instead? possibly
5) What if someone wanted to record your heartbeat to listen to repeatedly? most likely
6) What are the four best non-alcoholic drinks besides water? Snapple Kiwi Strawberry, Powerade Mountain Blast (I think it's called that), any kind of pineapple flavored soda, the Ocean Spray Spritzer in Wild Berry (mmmm)
7) What are the four best alcoholic drinks? Sangria, White Zinfindel, things with Kahlua, Pinot Noir

~~senseless either/or section~~
8) Martin Luther King Jr. or Malcolm X? Both! I cannot choose!
9) Julius Caesar or Much Ado About Nothing?
10) Macbeth or Hamlet?
11) The Beatles or Elvis?
12) The Beatles or Fleetwood Mac?
13) Bill Frist or Fred Phelps?
14) Britney or Kevin?
15) Jessica or Ashlee?
16) Blueberries or blackberries?
17) Cockroaches or mole crickets (potato bugs)?
18) What’s the funnier book title—Fire: Friend and Foe or Pass Me a Pine Cone

19) Have you ever experienced any pleasure (as a child or otherwise) from playing with insects? (Playing with does not mean torturing and killing, by the way). God yes!
20) Do you hate crowds of people as much as I do? Yes, Hillary.
21) Do you have an overwhelming urge to rally support for legislation banning children in restaurants when you’re trying to eat and one starts crying vociferously? And it annoys the hell out of my friends who, for some reason, think it's okay.
22) Did you cringe when Dubya said that the situation in Iraq was vociferous when he meant to say it was chaotic? I laughed, actually.
23) Was that a rhetorical question? probably so
24) Will MJ get off like OJ did? probably so

GypsySorcerer · #6 06-12-2005, 01:03 AM

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Originally Posted by GateandGarden

You're supposed to choose between all the disgusting things!

Okay. Frist, Britney, Jessica, potato bugs.

GateandGarden · #7 06-12-2005, 01:05 AM

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Originally Posted by GypsySorcerer

Okay. Frist, Britney, Jessica, potato bugs.

I know it hurts.

Moony · #8 06-12-2005, 01:07 AM

I like this one Hil

1) What would you say if a relatively close friend of yours asked to listen to your heartbeat? ....Um, no
2) With a stethoscope? ...get away
3) With his or her ear? ....you're freaking me out
4) What if it was the same situation but with an acquaintance instead? ...Hell no
5) What if someone wanted to record your heartbeat to listen to repeatedly? ....what's wrong with you??!!!
(nothing against you, Hillary. I just have personal space issues.

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6) What are the four best non-alcoholic drinks besides water? um, coffee
7) What are the four best alcoholic drinks? Jack & Coke, 7 & 7's, Adios Mother****ers, Vodka

~~senseless either/or section~~
8) Martin Luther King Jr. or Malcolm X? MLK JR...X was too violent
9) Julius Caesar or Much Ado About Nothing? ...Caesar 'cause I haven't read the other one
10) Macbeth or Hamlet? Hamlet
11) The Beatles or Elvis? ELVIS
12) The Beatles or Fleetwood Mac? Fleetwood Mac duhhhh
13) Bill Frist or Fred Phelps? neither
14) Britney or Kevin? Die.
15) Jessica or Ashlee? Jessica
16) Blueberries or blackberries? gag
17) Cockroaches or mole crickets (potato bugs)? ...crickets
18) What’s the funnier book title—Fire: Friend and Foe or Pass Me a Pine Cone? Pass me a Pine Cone!

19) Have you ever experienced any pleasure (as a child or otherwise) from playing with insects? (Playing with does not mean torturing and killing, by the way). Sure, playing with a magnifying glass...
20) Do you hate crowds of people as much as I do? YES. I get anxiety attacks...
21) Do you have an overwhelming urge to rally support for legislation banning children in restaurants when you’re trying to eat and one starts crying vociferously? No. I have an overwhelming urge to go and slap the **** out of them.
22) Did you cringe when Dubya said that the situation in Iraq was vociferous when he meant to say it was chaotic? I cringe whenever he speaks lol
23) Was that a rhetorical question? sure
24) Will MJ get off like OJ did? I hope not, but I think he will.

77Rumours77 · #9 06-12-2005, 01:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Moony

7) What are the four best alcoholic drinks? Jack & Coke, 7 & 7's, Adios Mother****ers, Vodka

O Yea! Right on, Right on!

seeker007nmss · #10 06-12-2005, 01:12 AM

1) What would you say if a relatively close friend of yours asked to listen to your heartbeat? Okay

2) With a stethoscope? Okay

3) With his or her ear? Okay

4) What if it was the same situation but with an acquaintance instead? Okay

5) What if someone wanted to record your heartbeat to listen to repeatedly? Got a good beat, but nothing you could dance to.

6) What are the four best non-alcoholic drinks besides water? Milk, Milk, Milk, and Choco Milk

7) What are the four best alcoholic drinks? Sorry Don't Drink

~~senseless either/or section~~
8) Martin Luther King Jr. or Malcolm X?
9) Julius Caesar or Much Ado About Nothing?
10) Macbeth or Hamlet? Tie
11) The Beatles or Elvis?
12) The Beatles or Fleetwood Mac?
13) Bill Frist or Fred Phelps? Who?
14) Britney or Kevin? Why?
15) Jessica or Ashlee? Eh.
16) Blueberries or blackberries?

17) Cockroaches or mole crickets (potato bugs)? Bunnies.

18) What’s the funnier book title—
Fire: Friend and Foe or Pass Me a Pine Cone

which has more pictures?

19) Have you ever experienced any pleasure (as a child or otherwise) from playing with insects? (Playing with does not mean torturing and killing, by the way). OOH those fluffy catepillars!

20) Do you hate crowds of people as much as I do? Kinda

21) Do you have an overwhelming urge to rally support for legislation banning children in restaurants when you’re trying to eat and one starts crying vociferously? Depends on how the parents react.

22) Did you cringe when Dubya said that the situation in Iraq was vociferous when he meant to say it was chaotic? I generally just cringe when he is on.

23) Was that a rhetorical question? kinda

24) Will MJ get off like OJ did? YUP

Moony · #11 06-12-2005, 01:13 AM

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Originally Posted by 77Rumours77

O Yea! Right on, Right on!

7&7's are my new favorite...

GateandGarden · #12 06-12-2005, 01:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Moony

8) Martin Luther King Jr. or Malcolm X? MLK JR...X was too violent

In his last few years, he only promoted violence as self-defense or as a last resort.

He denounced many of his more extreme beliefs later in life. In fact, he and MLK were pretty much on the same wavelength at end the of their lives.

Okay, I'll stop being petty.

GateandGarden · #13 06-12-2005, 01:15 AM

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Originally Posted by seeker007nmss

18) What’s the funnier book title—
Fire: Friend and Foe or Pass Me a Pine Cone

which has more pictures?

Was that you or Dubya asking that?

Fire: Friend and Foe has more pictures, but they're black and white drawings and they're ****ty. Pass Me a Pine Cone is actually a lame "chapter book."