Dumbest Things Lindsey Has Ever Said Onstage

David · #1 02-05-2005, 03:51 PM

"This is a group participation, so anyone who wants to TUSK along, feel free" (1979-1980).

"Can that girl play the piano or what?!" (Don't Stop, 1980).

Tusk103 · #2 02-05-2005, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by David

"This is a group participation, so anyone who wants to TUSK along, feel free" (1979-1980).

"Can that girl play the piano or what?!" (Don't Stop, 1980).

omg, thats freakin' hilarious...i can't thinkof any off th etop pf my head though

dissention · #3 02-05-2005, 04:29 PM

There are too many to name, though his canned speeches and lines form The Dance and SYW tours have the most cringe-worthy ones. Every time he speaks he sounds as if he had just been reading the dictionary and is trying to make himself sound as intellectual as humanly possible.

ryan8472 · #4 02-05-2005, 05:07 PM

"We're masochists"

From the Oakland '82 bootleg. Maybe it was a joke, maybe not.

sodascouts · #5 02-07-2005, 01:00 AM

From the Concert for the Environment, Aug. 8, 1986

"We're really really excited about this project [Tango in the Night] not only becuase it's the best thing we've ever done, but because in the process, it's been a very healing thing, it's healed a lot of wounds that were left open for the last few years."

Dumb, Disingenuous, or In Denial? You be the judge. lol

henryscutter · #6 02-07-2005, 02:18 AM

I went to one of the Dance shows and Lindsey was repeating his speaking parts from the Dance dvd word for word. The audience was kinda grumbling and I almost thought they were going to start booing him

I think he got the message eventually and tried to change it up a little. It was really strange, like he could'nt talk unless he rehearsed

sodascouts · #7 02-07-2005, 02:29 AM

There's also his Melbourne 1980 hooting - proving it's not what you say, but how you say it. He basically screeches "Stevie! SteevAY!! STEVAY!!! This is a song of STEVAY'S!!! It's called DRRREAMS!!!"

The written word can't do it justice.

Brwn_eyes0511 · #8 02-07-2005, 02:34 AM

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Originally Posted by David

"Can that girl play the piano or what?!" (Don't Stop, 1980).

Hey whats wrong with that...he speaks only truth! LOL

DownOnRodeo · #9 02-07-2005, 03:33 AM

Something like "Every time we play this song, it makes us feel miserable" and from the Tusk tour?

dissention · #10 02-07-2005, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by sodascouts

Dumb, Disingenuous, or In Denial? You be the judge. lol

All three.

skcin · #11 02-07-2005, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Lux

Was it in a mocking manner? If so then I would quite enjoy that actually.

Yeah, kind of. More of a drunken manner - still enjoyable, IMO. He sounded like the husband in the movie Overboard when he's talking into the giant seashell: "Tofuti...ooohhh...I love you Tofuti."

Like when people are drunk & decide they like the sound of their own voice.

StevieNicksEO17 · #12 02-07-2005, 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by sodascouts

There's also his Melbourne 1980 hooting - proving it's not what you say, but how you say it. He basically screeches "Stevie! SteevAY!! STEVAY!!! This is a song of STEVAY'S!!! It's called DRRREAMS!!!"

The written word can't do it justice.

I've never even heard this and I burst out laughing. My mom just asked why I was laughing so hard!!

NicksIllume · #13 02-07-2005, 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by skcin

Like when people are drunk & decide they like the sound of their own voice.

Yeah, he was enjoying the sound of his voice. If he had kept going, it would have turned into a recreation of that scene in A Streetcar Named Desire. I'm sure a tambourine would have come flying into his direction.

NicksIllume · #14 02-07-2005, 07:50 PM

"Shut your mouth. Talk about TUSK!"

Am I right?

amber · #15 02-07-2005, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by skcin

Yeah, kind of. More of a drunken manner - still enjoyable, IMO. He sounded like the husband in the movie Overboard when he's talking into the giant seashell: "Tofuti...ooohhh...I love you Tofuti."

Like when people are drunk & decide they like the sound of their own voice.

Hey! quit talking about "drunk me"!

Gosh, I would loooove to here that. "Stevie!!! STEVAY!![bitch]!"