Dumbest Things Lindsey Has Ever Said Onstage
 

"This is a group participation, so anyone who wants to TUSK along, feel free" (1979-1980).

"Can that girl play the piano or what?!" (Don't Stop, 1980).

omg, thats freakin' hilarious...i can't thinkof any off th etop pf my head though :laugh:

There are too many to name, though his canned speeches and lines form The Dance and SYW tours have the most cringe-worthy ones. Every time he speaks he sounds as if he had just been reading the dictionary and is trying to make himself sound as intellectual as humanly possible. :laugh:

"We're masochists" :laugh: :shocked: :wavey:

From the Oakland '82 bootleg. Maybe it was a joke, maybe not. :shrug: :laugh:

Isn't It Ironic
 

From the Concert for the Environment, Aug. 8, 1986

"We're really really excited about this project [Tango in the Night] not only becuase it's the best thing we've ever done, but because in the process, it's been a very healing thing, it's healed a lot of wounds that were left open for the last few years."

Dumb, Disingenuous, or In Denial? You be the judge. lol

I went to one of the Dance shows and Lindsey was repeating his speaking parts from the Dance dvd word for word. The audience was kinda grumbling and I almost thought they were going to start booing him :eek: I think he got the message eventually and tried to change it up a little. It was really strange, like he could'nt talk unless he rehearsed :shrug:

How could I forget Lindsey at his most assinine
 

There's also his Melbourne 1980 hooting - proving it's not what you say, but how you say it. He basically screeches "Stevie! SteevAY!! STEVAY!!! This is a song of STEVAY'S!!! It's called DRRREAMS!!!"

The written word can't do it justice.

Hey whats wrong with that...he speaks only truth! LOL ;)

Something like "Every time we play this song, it makes us feel miserable" and from the Tusk tour?

All three. :angel:

Yeah, kind of. More of a drunken manner - still enjoyable, IMO. He sounded like the husband in the movie Overboard when he's talking into the giant seashell: "Tofuti...ooohhh...I love you Tofuti."

Like when people are drunk & decide they like the sound of their own voice.

I've never even heard this and I burst out laughing. My mom just asked why I was laughing so hard!! :lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol:

Yeah, he was enjoying the sound of his voice. If he had kept going, it would have turned into a recreation of that scene in A Streetcar Named Desire. I'm sure a tambourine would have come flying into his direction.

"Shut your mouth. Talk about TUSK!"

Am I right? :laugh:

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Hey! quit talking about "drunk me"! :lol:
Gosh, I would loooove to here that. "Stevie!!! STEVAY!![bitch]!"
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