Wtf! - Page 16

estranged4life · #**226** 01-13-2005, 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Johnny Stew

They're whippersnappers! They say things we'd NEVER say in our day!

Holy Muslim Shi-ite...I'm older than y'all and ya damn whippersnappers with yer rap music, blonde bimbohoditzylipsyncsingers & fancy bling-bling have it made easier compared to us old folk

DrummerDeanna · #**227** 01-13-2005, 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Johnny Stew

*ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!*

And here I was thinking MY response was too raunchy!

All I was gonna say was that Al was stiffer than Michael Jackson at a playground!

Oh. Ma. Gawd.

That? is disgusting...and so not what I needed to read right before going to bed - and I'm wacked out on Tylenol PM - if I have creepy Michael Jackson dreams - on your head be it!

estranged4life · #**228** 01-13-2005, 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by DrummerDeanna

Oh. Ma. Gawd.

That? is disgusting...and so not what I needed to read right before going to bed - and I'm wacked out on Tylenol PM - if I have creepy Michael Jackson dreams - on your head be it!

disgusting...That would be how they tell time at Neverland, Which is when the big hand is on the little hand, Now THAT is disgustin'

DrummerDeanna · #**229** 01-13-2005, 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by estranged4life

disgusting...That would be how they tell time at Neverland, Which is when the big hand is on the little hand, Now THAT is disgustin'

ugh...still no puking emoticon..damn.

I think I need to stop reading these before my crazy cold-meds dreams are highjacked by wacko jacko...

BTFLCHLD · #**230** 01-13-2005, 11:54 PM

Seems he has another two kids...

Michael's Twin Problem

by Joal Ryan
Jan 13, 2005, 3:15 PM PT

Michael Jackson's stepping out with two new babes.

So goes the accusation of a Los Angeles woman who has renewed a paternity claim against the pop star in a new lawsuit.

The complaint, by Sholeh Bocchelli who says she gave birth to Jackson-fathered twin boys last Nov. 26, was made public Thursday by TV's The Insider.

The salacious headline hit as another broadcast outfit, ABC's Primetime Live, announced it had gleaned salacious details of its own from 1,900 pages of supposedly under-seal grand-jury testimony related to the ongoing Jackson child-molestation case.

All in all, not a great day at Neverland.

The paternity lawsuit alleges Jackson has possession of the newborn children, has denied the mother, Bocchelli, from seeing them, and has cut off the woman's $3,000 a month stipend.

"He [Jackson] initially was calling me every day, to advise me about their [the babies'] condition, but the calls stopped after New Year's," Bocchelli says in court papers, according to The Insider. "I need immediate access to my children."

Wouldn't this be considered kidnapping?

estranged4life · #**231** 01-13-2005, 11:55 PM

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Originally Posted by DrummerDeanna

ugh...still no puking emoticon..damn.

I think I need to stop reading these before my crazy cold-meds dreams are highjacked by wacko jacko...

shall receive:

GateandGarden · #**232** 01-14-2005, 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by DrummerDeanna

You ignored someone? How sad - who? lol...see? nosy.

I know! I know! I'm the same way!

GateandGarden · #**233** 01-14-2005, 12:20 AM

Okay, I read through all the pages of this that I'd missed (kudos to Christy for the hilarious description of explaining the Mac to children), and I never saw diss explaining why he has snwriter on ignore, and he implied that that was supposed to be common knowledge. Now, I'm nosy like Deanna (nosier, I bet

) and I wanna know, so I'm gonna ask!

Moony · #**234** 01-14-2005, 02:03 AM

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Originally Posted by takenbythesky

...That one left me gasping for air, as did several others regarding Al Gore's stiffness. I wonder what poor Danny will think when he returns to find this mess.

this: W.T.F?

kind of nice that the thread title also sums up my reaction.

I think most every topic I've started here has gone off the deep end anyway. Not by my own doing, mind you.

Oh well, it's fun

ryan8472 · #**235** 01-14-2005, 07:01 AM

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Originally Posted by wondergirl9847

Ryan, quit posting pictures of yourself, and stop being a perv.

So does this mean I'm second most annyoing?

I guess that's what I get for hanging with Diss all the time

WelshWitchPMD · #**236** 01-14-2005, 08:04 AM

I just read part of this thread. I am slow. I just looked at some of the journals. OMG they are hysterical! What is even funnier are some of the avatars.

Very clever.

Vianna · #**237** 01-14-2005, 08:36 AM

Whoever wrote them, they are hysterical and gave me the best laugh I''ve had in weeks.

cliffdweller · #**238** 01-14-2005, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by dissention

No, it started over the summer by two people other than Carne, but it blew up as soon as Carne was banned. It was a bunch of Ledgies and other forum regulars that joined under different names (excluding me, I used my own) to bitch and make nasty comments about others. It was very amusing, but it was pretty vile.

Man,...how did I miss this??!!? Was it on the Ledge or on another website and if so, how did you guys know about it?!!?

DrummerDeanna · #**239** 01-14-2005, 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by cliffdweller

Man,...how did I miss this??!!? Was it on the Ledge or on another website and if so, how did you guys know about it?!!?

It wasn't on the Ledge - definitely another website - apparently though there was either a mention of it here - or you had to be invited

I'm still a tad confused - but at this point - I don't really care cause I got the info I was looking for

GateandGarden · #**240** 01-14-2005, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Lux

Am I the only one who found those offensive, in particular those of Lindsey's wife and his children? I could barely tolerate the biographies, much less laugh at them. Most of you know I'm the exact opposite of sensetive or straight-laced but I still found them offensive.

It does worry me to think how they would feel if they saw them, but I imagine they never will, just as I'm pretty sure they'll never read all the things we've said about them on this board. (Right?) I suppose they're fair since they take stabs at everyone, not just targeting one member of FM or something like that.

Still, I would never be able to write those myself, but that is a Hillary thing I think--everything becomes real to me if I spend enough time dreaming it up in spite of how absurd it might be. So, if I were to do those, I would feel guilty. But, I don't really have a problem with someone else doing them and me jus reading them. Hypocritical? I would say so. But we all are about something, right?