Wtf!

Moony · #1 01-13-2005, 11:39 AM

Ok so I just joined livejournal..and I was browsing their communities when I happened upon this...

Fleetwood Mac's Live Journal

Lori Nick's Live Journal

Stevie's Live Journal

Karen Johnston's Live Journal

Lindsey's Live Journal

it's pretty obvious these are people pretending to be FM - but the entries are really good for a laugh

cliffdweller · #2 01-13-2005, 12:19 PM

These have to be written by Ledgies, they are absolutely HILARIOUS and filled with stuff only huge fans would know. The "kids'" comments on the Fleetwood Mac journal had me rolling...it's bad but funny as hell.

BBALLGYPSY17 · #3 01-13-2005, 12:27 PM

Oh god.. ...the Stevie one IS hilarius....

And probably something I would have written back in the day myself like the fanfiction to convince myself Lindsey and Stevie were still together

GateandGarden · #4 01-13-2005, 12:39 PM

Those are funny!

Moony · #5 01-13-2005, 02:26 PM

oh man, this had me laughing...from "stevie's' journal:

"Yes, I have all of that, but where has it gotten me? Nowhere. I'm in my *looks around* early 50's with two dogs and a gay assistant. That's my life. I don't even like one of my dogs! Maybe it's time to put her to sleep. "

"Today I got up around 1pm and saw Sulamith chewing up my favourite slippers! I tried to scold her, but I love her so much. Had it been Sara, it would have been a different story. I took her into the kitchen and gave her a treat because I felt bad for yelling at her. All we had in the cupboard was beggin'-strips, because Karen needs to go shopping. I ate one, they aren't that bad. Unfortunately, they make Sulamith ****, so I had K-Jo take her out to use the bathroom"

lmfaorofl

is that true about her dog anyway? she only thanked sulamith in the liner notes for syw... ?

"My name is Stevie Nicks and I am a member of Fleetwood Mac as well as a solo artist. I am single (kinda) and have two dogs that are the light of my life. I am also a pending stepmother to Lindsey Buckingham's children. Their mother is a cutty hor, and I will not hesitate to beat her ass with her own shoe. I have a bitch--er assistant named Karen. She wears phoneclips and likes women. She also has a horrible perm, which should not reflect upon me in any way, shape or form. My parents are very old, and my brother still blows coke up his nose. I let he, his wife Lori and their daughter Jessi live in my house in Phoenix when I'm not there. I'm such a good sister. My boyfriend, Lindsey is a fabulous guitar player and the best lover ever. Even though he is married to the cheesehead, I keep waiting for the day when we'll officially be together"

omg too much.

DrummerDeanna · #6 01-13-2005, 02:34 PM

Holy SH** That had me in stitches...too funny....is Karen really gay? I never knew that

I gotta get over there are read those...though I must say some people have waaaaay too much time on their hands...

DeeGeMe · #7 01-13-2005, 03:10 PM

Ohmygod. That is so damned funny!

GateandGarden · #8 01-13-2005, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by DrummerDeanna

..is Karen really gay? I never knew that

I hadn't heard that either.

dissention · #9 01-13-2005, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Moony

oh man, this had me laughing...from "stevie's' journal:

"Yes, I have all of that, but where has it gotten me? Nowhere. I'm in my *looks around* early 50's with two dogs and a gay assistant. That's my life. I don't even like one of my dogs! Maybe it's time to put her to sleep. "

Just in case anyone thinks I am the one who did Stevie's Live Journal, I can assure you I'm not. Why? Because I would NEVER have made the glaring error about Stevie's age that this person has. Early 50s, my ass.

dissention · #10 01-13-2005, 03:48 PM

Oh my, I just let out a real gutbuster after reading this one. I feel so cheap for laughing at it, but oh well.

I do have Lindsey to be grateful for, though. I love him so much.. he's so dreamy. His bitch wife needs to step off before I knock her off. I told Lindsey to juse give her some money and divorce her.. there is no way she would get the kids in a custody battle, him being the main provider and all.. and she with her pills. Some people should NOT be able to have children, I swear. She managed to have three.

dissention · #11 01-13-2005, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Moony

Ok so I just joined livejournal..and I was browsing their communities when I happened upon this...

Fleetwood Mac's Live Journal

Lori Nick's Live Journal

Stevie's Live Journal

Karen Johnston's Live Journal

Lindsey's Live Journal

it's pretty obvious these are people pretending to be FM - but the entries are really good for a laugh

You missed Kristen's Live Journal.

I'm sure many have you have found out that our "dream" home is on the market. I assure you that it is not because there is strife between Lindsey and I, because there most definitely is not. We're only selling because we're upgrading! Our house was much too small and much too cheap looking for my tastes so were going to sell it and then buy the rest of the houses on the street, demolish them and build a house ten times the size and fifty times the expense! And besides, we're going to need room for all the children I keep having and all their nannies. All the more to keep that woman away from my husband and my family. That whore wouldn't know taste if it bit her in her huge ass.

I take it she means Stevie when referring to "that woman."