Pope Condemns Same Sex Union as Attack on Society - Page 3

sparky · #31 12-20-2004, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by DrummerDeanna

Well - actually I'm of the belief that the Pope actually died years ago and is simply being propped up by a series of cables and sticks....ever see WEekend At Bernies huh? huh?

I love this.

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I'm coming back at him with an attack on his straight son (also Christian) who knocked up a girl, said it was his first time and that she 'tricked' him into it

I love how straight guys talk about being "tricked" into condom free orgasms.
Tha's a hell of a parlor trick. Though I am sure a few high school athletes may have said I "tricked" them into something with a six pack and a Bon Jovi tape.
Straight guys can be SO dumb when it comes to sexual responsibility.
Then again, I have some fantastic memories to thank them for...

You can always bring up hot lesbians with the uncle. Even the most rabid homophobic men have fantasies about girl on girl action. As long as they are lipstick lesbians, that is. Large Marge and Ellen won't cut it on that fantasy scene.

GateandGarden · #32 12-20-2004, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by sparky

I love how straight guys talk about being "tricked" into condom free orgasms.
Tha's a hell of a parlor trick. Though I am sure a few high school athletes may have said I "tricked" them into something with a six pack and a Bon Jovi tape.
Straight guys can be SO dumb when it comes to sexual responsibility.
Then again, I have some fantastic memories to thank them for...

You can always bring up hot lesbians with the uncle. Even the most rabid homophobic men have fantasies about girl on girl action. As long as they are lipstick lesbians, that is. Large Marge and Ellen won't cut it on that fantasy scene.

A plethora of generalizations

jadegypsy · #33 12-20-2004, 02:38 PM

I'm still waiting to hear a coherent answer as to how/why gay marriage ruins the sancity of marriage. How the hell does it affect any heterosexuals daily life, and is a couples marriage really affected by a gay couple having a marriage or a civil union. It has never affected me, can't say anyone I know can validly claim their marriage would be affected. I just don't see the problem. Imagine preaching equality and then adding an aerstick saying, but not for the "gay, black, jew, woman..." As for homosexuality being a sin, well the church is so hypocritical about everything I basically just ignor them...I would almost bet that most of their priests are gay, and then their relationship with the alter boys, well thats beyond...btw have they ever actually sent any of these priests to prision or does the church just shelter their own?

sparky · #34 12-20-2004, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by GateandGarden

A plethora of generalizations

I only make statements that have been proven by my own painstakingly gathered anecdotal evidence. Don't shoot the messenger !

If only the things I have witnessed were exceptions !

GateandGarden · #35 12-20-2004, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by sparky

I only make statements that have been proven by my own painstakingly gathered anecdotal evidence. Don't shoot the messenger !

If only the things I have witnessed were exceptions !

I know, I know. Although I do have doubts about the generalization of straight guys and sexual responsibility. But I have to concede for the most part, because if you've had any experience with that at all, then it's automatically more than I've had.

Hillary

estranged4life · #36 12-20-2004, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by jadegypsy

I'm still waiting to hear a coherent answer as to how/why gay marriage ruins the sancity of marriage. How the hell does it affect any heterosexuals daily life, and is a couples marriage really affected by a gay couple having a marriage or a civil union. It has never affected me, can't say anyone I know can validly claim their marriage would be affected. I just don't see the problem. Imagine preaching equality and then adding an aerstick saying, but not for the "gay, black, jew, woman..." As for homosexuality being a sin, well the church is so hypocritical about everything I basically just ignor them...I would almost bet that most of their priests are gay, and then their relationship with the alter boys, well thats beyond...btw have they ever actually sent any of these priests to prision or does the church just shelter their own?

and we'll both know (I'm a happily married, straight sarcastic of an asshole male)...I don't see any possible way that gay marriage ruins the "sancity of marriage" (I absolutely HATE that f**kin' term).

If 2 people fall in love (Be it gay or straight) whose right is it to deny 'em from marriage? Last time I looked George "The biblical burnin'" Shrub didnt die on the cross or is the pontiff, So his opinion doesnt mean **** to me...Nor does that braindead leader of the Catholic church, The Poop ("Bebebebebebebebe")...

I cannot wait for a day when Jesus meets the Poop and says "Dude! Yer so full of ****!!! I love EVERYONE, I don't get where ya interpret the words in a book as my beliefs, Sound like it was written by ghostwriters IMHO...So Pontiff, Assume the position to be Holy ghost bitch slapped..."

Brian j.

sparky · #37 12-20-2004, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by GateandGarden

I know, I know. Although I do have doubts about the generalization of straight guys and sexual responsibility. But I have to concede for the most part, because if you've had any experience with that at all, then it's automatically more than I've had.

Hillary

Hillary, you have GOT to be kidding me. Have you ever spoken to men who have "gotten a girl pregnant" ?
Here are just a FEW of the things I have heard :

1. "Condoms aren't comfortable" (try 18 years of child support, bucko)
2. "She said she was on the pill" (And you BELIEVED her ? )
3. "We used the rhythm method" (I have some real estate in Florida for you)
4. "She said she was infertile" (See quote #2)
5. "But we were in love and wanted to feel close" (Did the Lifetime network write your response ?)
6. "We didn't have a condom" (There is only ONE WAY to get off ?)
7. "It was only one time" (And you are illiterate ? )
And drumroll please.......
8. I NEVER GOT ANYONE PREGNANT BEFORE. (Does this idiocy even dignify a response ?)

Honey, that is the tip of the iceberg.

GateandGarden · #38 12-20-2004, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by sparky

Hillary, you have GOT to be kidding me. Have you ever spoken to men who have "gotten a girl pregnant" ?
Here are just a FEW of the things I have heard :

1. "Condoms aren't comfortable" (try 18 years of child support, bucko)
2. "She said she was on the pill" (And you BELIEVED her ? )
3. "We used the rhythm method" (I have some real estate in Florida for you)
4. "She said she was infertile" (See quote #2)
5. "But we were in love and wanted to feel close" (Did the Lifetime network write your response ?)
6. "We didn't have a condom" (There is only ONE WAY to get off ?)
7. "It was only one time" (And you are illiterate ? )
And drumroll please.......
8. I NEVER GOT ANYONE PREGNANT BEFORE. (Does this idiocy even dignify a response ?)

Honey, that is the tip of the iceberg.

I understand that numerous men says assinine things like that. I'm just not comfortable making a generalization about a group of people like that. Someone could easily come on here and cite quotes from various gay men who take sex just as lightly. I don't want to judge all gay men on that. Or straight men. I don't want to say (or think, for that matter) that the quotes you've posted are the norm with straight men any more than I want to believe the far right's bull**** about the majority of gay men being child molestors.

Hillary

sparky · #39 12-20-2004, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by GateandGarden

I understand that numerous men says assinine things like that. I'm just not comfortable making a generalization about a group of people like that. Someone could easily come on here and cite quotes from various gay men who take sex just as lightly. I don't want to judge all gay men on that. Or straight men. I don't want to say (or think, for that matter) that the quotes you've posted are the norm with straight men any more than I want to believe the far right's bull**** about the majority of gay men being child molestors.

Hillary

I am completely comfortable making generalizations about subjects with which I am familiar.
To qualify, I will not say not EVERY straight guy fits these quotes. However, I will say that the majority of unmarried unwilling fathers I have known in my life have said things similar to this. Or said the exact things or even DUMBER things. And I have mostly straight friends. And I do not think they are an anomaly. I think they are the norm and they probably represent their particular demographic accurately.
Sheesh, girl, isn't it exhausting being so politically correct ? I am too old to be bothered with it anymore.

GateandGarden · #40 12-20-2004, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by sparky

I am completely comfortable making generalizations about subjects with which I am familiar.
To qualify, I will not say not EVERY straight guy fits these quotes. However, I will say that the majority of unmarried unwilling fathers I have known in my life have said things similar to this. Or said the exact things or even DUMBER things. And I have mostly straight friends. And I do not think they are an anomaly. I think they are the norm and they probably represent their particular demographic accurately.
Sheesh, girl, isn't it exhausting being so politically correct ? I am too old to be bothered with it anymore.

Okay, I'll make a mental note not to harass you again if I spot another one of your posts that I don't think is politically correct.

Hillary

amber · #41 12-20-2004, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by sparky

I am completely comfortable making generalizations about subjects with which I am familiar.
To qualify, I will not say not EVERY straight guy fits these quotes. However, I will say that the majority of unmarried unwilling fathers I have known in my life have said things similar to this. Or said the exact things or even DUMBER things. And I have mostly straight friends. And I do not think they are an anomaly. I think they are the norm and they probably represent their particular demographic accurately.
Sheesh, girl, isn't it exhausting being so politically correct ? I am too old to be bothered with it anymore.

This is all very well thought out and interesting, but i want to hear more about these jock boys you seduced!!!!!

The Tower · #42 12-20-2004, 03:51 PM

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This is all very well thought out and interesting, but i want to hear more about these jock boys you seduced!!!!!

We tried to get the goods before, my dear. No dice.

dissention · #43 12-20-2004, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by sparky

Hillary, you have GOT to be kidding me. Have you ever spoken to men who have "gotten a girl pregnant" ?
Here are just a FEW of the things I have heard :

1. "Condoms aren't comfortable" (try 18 years of child support, bucko)
2. "She said she was on the pill" (And you BELIEVED her ? )
3. "We used the rhythm method" (I have some real estate in Florida for you)
4. "She said she was infertile" (See quote #2)
5. "But we were in love and wanted to feel close" (Did the Lifetime network write your response ?)
6. "We didn't have a condom" (There is only ONE WAY to get off ?)
7. "It was only one time" (And you are illiterate ? )
And drumroll please.......
8. I NEVER GOT ANYONE PREGNANT BEFORE. (Does this idiocy even dignify a response ?)

Honey, that is the tip of the iceberg.

Oh christ, you forgot number one:

I PULLED OUT BEFOREHAND.