What TV Personality can you not stand?

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally Posted by darklinensuit

Nice, but not quite for me. Enjoy, Brian.
As for my TV type, I saw an ad for the Wonder Woman DVD, and Lynda Carter was as amazing looking as I remember.

- Jake

When my cousin Eric was a child (he's in his late 20s now), he had the hots for Lynda big time. He used to pretend he was the Incredible Hulk and throw stuff around. Wonder Woman was his girlfriend

[darklinensuit]

Originally Posted by estranged4life

someone else who doesnt like O-prah. She reminds me of Jabba The Hut and Dr.ill-Phil reminds me of Jabba's pet

Best O-prah moment was when she came to OKC immediately after the Murrah bombing and was told to "go the hell back where ya came from...We don't want you here acting like ya care when all yer wanting is another story for ratings", She left immediately and never ran the episode.

My goodness. At least she was treated nicely in Texas.

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally Posted by darklinensuit

And no, it wasn't a sperm bank.

- Jake

Good. The world doesn't need another Jake

[darklinensuit]

Originally Posted by GardenStateGirlie

When my cousin Eric was a child (he's in his late 20s now), he had the hots for Lynda big time. He used to pretend he was the Incredible Hulk and throw stuff around. Wonder Woman was his girlfriend

That was my childhood.
(Okay. That was last week. You got me.)

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally Posted by darklinensuit

And I think of you for the one with the guy taking care of his lawn: "Ahh feel like the prettiest girl...in the whole...development (sniff)"

- Jake

I'm surprised not the "$400 for a leather boustiere? I didn't care. It lifts and seperates!"

[estranged4life]

Originally Posted by GardenStateGirlie

When my cousin Eric was a child (he's in his late 20s now), he had the hots for Lynda big time. He used to pretend he was the Incredible Hulk and throw stuff around. Wonder Woman was his girlfriend

Lynda Carter is sexy...I had an English teacher in 9th grade (Ms.Smith) who looked alot like Lynda Carter, But only if combined with Dolly Parton's cleavage (!!!!)

[darklinensuit]

Originally Posted by GardenStateGirlie

Good. The world doesn't need another Jake

I was sure a Jake-off comment was coming. (So to speak.)

Gee, the world sure needs one more be-thonged Jersey girl in a casino visor and plastic boardwalk sunglasses.

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally Posted by darklinensuit

My goodness. At least she was treated nicely in Texas.

- Jake

Somehow I think the phrase, "Ya'll come back now, ya here?" doesn't apply to her

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally Posted by darklinensuit

That was my childhood.
(Okay. That was last week. You got me.)

- Jake

I know you're sitting at your computer right now with your Superman cape on.

[darklinensuit]

Originally Posted by GardenStateGirlie

I'm surprised not the "$400 for a leather boustiere? I didn't care. It lifts and seperates!"

"$400 for a cheetah thong? I didn't care. It wedges and separates!"

- Jake

[sara1998]

Originally Posted by darklinensuit

I was sure a Jake-off comment was coming. (So to speak.)

Gee, the world sure needs one more be-thonged Jersey girl in a casino visor and plastic boardwalk sunglasses.

- Jake

I sense some animosity between you two for some time now. Just out of curiosity, have you met?




Maria

[darklinensuit]

Originally Posted by GardenStateGirlie

Somehow I think the phrase, "Ya'll come back now, ya here?" doesn't apply to her

More like Don't mess with Texas.

And BTW, believe it or not, I don't dislike Oprah. Her ego and mannerisms (name dropping, etc.) bug me, but I don't watch her show, and I don't see her commercials, so who cares.

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally Posted by darklinensuit

I was sure a Jake-off comment was coming. (So to speak.)

Gee, the world sure needs one more be-thonged Jersey girl in a casino visor and plastic boardwalk sunglasses.

- Jake

See, I knew I wouldn't have to go there because you'd go there for me.

She wouldn't have sunglasses. Your "mini me" would steal them to wear them on his head at night.

[darklinensuit]

Originally Posted by sara1998

I sense some animosity between you two for some time now. Just out of curiosity, have you met?




Maria

Yeah, I passed through the tollbooth her house sits at, and I threw some real underwear in the coin drop.
Actually we met at the Philly show, but only briefly. Marissa decided to leave me in the very last row of the floor.

- Jake

[estranged4life]

Originally Posted by darklinensuit

More like Don't mess with Texas.

I always thought it was "Mess on Texas", Mess as in s--t!!! Like the joke goes, Oklahoma native & legend Will Rogers never met a man he didn't like...Except for Texans!!!